Edited Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls

[DerJungeMiroslav]

Two people tried to play this song on their electric guitars and ended up having their balls crushed.

[Charon4201]

best. song. title. everrrr.

[janmaikelxD]

dont do fuckin skyrim jokes about dethklok or i cut your throat open and take a bath in your blood !

[BdogXXL]

The length of this song is dildos

[BdogXXL]

The length of this song is dildos

[b15bomber]

0:40 = FUS RO DAH



[RadikTheReaper1]

skwisgaar is the dovahkiin lol

[mnokeymans44]

uhh this thing skuish mai balls uhh i thinks i might pukes

[gojirametallica]

m0:00re

[CaitSith13371337]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWW­WWWW EXPLOSIVE JIZZ

[bored2tears9999]

hes flipping you off in the whole song xD *look at his fingers on his right hand*

[stormdumb]

Hey, Thr4, makes it loops, we can't not clicks the plays buttons all the times. No loop = dildos.

[Erikjust]

why don´t we see other bands jumping out of airplanes while playing music that would be so cool!!

[TheRH420]

@Erikjust they would DIE



[arwestromen]

That is so power metal

[Zarag0d]

1 person couldn't crush their battle opponents balls.

[maggotmarine14]

0:16 hes flipping us off haha

[bkboyy94]

@maggotmarine14 you're 5

[DemonX006]

Skwisgaaaaaaaaaar is a God! \m/

[pooperscoopersstudio]

the only way to crush your opponents balls is to shot guitar lasers at them

[bogdan1231]

fuck,

shooting lasers out of my guitar head is the only reason i shred!

cooks my bacon in the morning

[johnjoesafatso]

which masterful artist draws this? how does one make shredding look so legit?

[TheDeadmandillon]

All hail Wizzard Master-Class Guitarist Skwizzgar Skwigelf.

[irishsamurai]

Gibson - Official Parachute of Dethklok

[suspicioususer]

@irishsamurai You know gibson is a guitar company right?

[irishsamurai]

@suspicioususer I've played guitar myself for 5 years, I know Gibson, well. Can't afford it, but I know it.

[MegaMetalhead98]

what episode was the first clip?

[ChoklitThundah]

@MegaMetalhead98 i know its from the first season but cant remember the episode

[juneausucks]

this fuckin song gives me chills. guitar is so fuckin awesome. how can you NOT be inspired by this shit???!!

[MegaMetalhead98]

@juneausucks it can't inspire you if you are the gay guy who missed the dislike button

[K0sm1cKid]

@MegaMetalhead98 HEY! I know a few homosexual metalheads ;)

[Toshiro8006]

Wow.........

[galado25]

AWESOME!!!!!

[ThePSPJesus]

The sweeps in xiv are 1000 times moar sexy.

[bryanslash]

if the parachute would say EMG or douchbag it would be better

[zombiefan2112]

@bryanslash maybe...but it would also ruin it because Skwisgaar plays a gibson so it would defeat the purpose of it.

[Totema1]

@bryanslash Or dildos.

[Aerosmith589]

This is what happens if you're deemed worthy enough to go to Valhalla.

[djb118]

SEXY GUITAR TIME! YES YES

[cars812]

i wish dethklok was as popular as they are in the show

[MegaMetalhead98]

@cars812 no then it would go mainstreem

[Charon4201]

@cars812 that could be disastrous. me too.

[Charon4201]

@cars812 that could be disasterous. me too.

[jakoson7]

nice gibson parachute

and i love how dethklok's employees do the most retarded things from them, like record skwisgaar playing a solo when skydiving from a plane

[UnknownSect333]

@jakoson7 I'd do that.

[tokorev747777]

And then Toki goes to the recording room and deletes this song, Now Skwisgaar has to sky dive all over again!

[BanJoKazoowi]

one person has no balls

[METALxHEADxFRED]

that was brutiful

[MurphyNH]

He stole Slymenstra Hymen's makeup!

[MAJOR18able]

i had sex while this song is playing

[darkprofane]

@MAJOR18able so...You're a premature ejaculator. Sucks to be you.

[MAJOR18able]

@darkprofane naw the song kept me going

[legolascorp69]

love how he uses his middle finger to do the taps its like a big f u with a laugh at the end cause he knows i cant do that :*(

[MurphyNH]

@legolascorp69 Mater of convenience. I actually switch between tapping with the edge of my pick and the middle finger when I do tapping, it is a lot faster than dropping the pick and then ripping a new one off the stand when you go back and forth from tapping to flatpicking. Randy Rhodes used to do the same thing.

[Emceetem]

..i shall crusheth thine balls swiftly with thine sweeps arpeggiated notes.

[BAMBOOZLEDBADGER]

what is the song he is playing when he's skydiving?

[TheMegademon]

@BAMBOOZLEDBADGER In the series, it was the solo to one of Dethklok's new album songs. Not sure if it is actually used though.

[factorxy24]

i remember watching this episode.i died

[B3nGay]

the one person who disliked this is my battle opponent. therefore i will crush his balls

[bingobangledangle]

skilllyyyy wwwiiiiiiiillllyyyyy skilllllyyy wwwwwiiiillllllllyyyyy wwwwaaaaaa!

[madlo97]

amazing song *_*

[CallOfTheVoid]

nothing more metal than killing 2 dragons....with a guitar solo....while flying

[Yo1Blah]

this is so fucking awesome gonna take a while ta learn tho

[solvesters]

In the episode Dethrecord skwisgaar jumps off a helicopter and plays thee best sound to grace my ears, anyone got a link for it on youtube?

[UntitledHome]

Gotta love the indifferent face he has.

[solvesters]

has the guitar hero games had any dethklok songs in them?, they'd be stupid not too as dethklok are fucking insane, i owe my 3rd noise code violation too them...................worth it!

[jonfilion]

@solvesters guitar hero 2 has thunderhorse

[solvesters]

@jonfilion dedicate a whole DLC to dethklok !!! i dont play guitar hero but come on!

[xxcurnuxx]

@solvesters The second one had Thunderhorse.

[demoncult99]

i played this while playing halo reach and i got an achievment for most battle opponents balls crushed it was worth 1000000 gamerpoints

[NaturalBornSinner777]

@demoncult99 Fail

[marcus13231]

@legodude0580 Call it tapping.

[elmankofuckshard]

metal...pretty metal

[Dethklok11629]

The guy that hit dislike got his balls crushed and hit it by accident

[ngp07]

make this flying goth skwisgaar into a character in a Brutal Legend sequel.do it now shafer!!!

[Dethklok11629]

Swisgar has the best SOLOS EVER.

[The1AndOnlySasquatch]

haha Gibson parachute

[ESTO8]

this+tetris

[Trogdor003]

dragon pwn

[diebydeath]

Is there a name for the song where Skwisgaar records the guitar jumping out of the helicopter? It sounds really cool, and I'd like to know what the title is at least.

[MrMuker777]

@diebydeath I'm pretty sure that's the duncan hills coffee jingle solo. pretty sure.

[diebydeath]

@MrMuker777 no, the duncan hills coffee jingle is different, but they both are sweeping licks. i'm not even sure it has a name at this point.

[72metallicafan]

Stupids dragon look like dildos

[piratesport]

Extreame lamage.

[xboxgamerJ16]

Imagine Skwisgaar in the outfit and instead of being blonde, he had black hair. he would look almost like marilyn Manson

[TheMrjam5]

IT DIDN'T NEED EDITING!, IT WAS BRUTAL ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!

[pat1969mustang]

It was cool but you edited out all the violence at the end!

[MrMatto91]

0_0

metal

[dragontattoo420]

My 2 Fav. clips combined in one nice job.

[Obstain001]

You all know what really fucking sucks? They took all tabs of this song off of sites like Ultimate guitar, and 911 tabs,

total assholes.

[burnbatio]

@Obstain001 Im actually working on a tab for this. Once its done, I'll set a date to upload it to many different tab sites and let you all know, so hopefully you can grab it before they take it down again

[andreXrobotin]

pon el verdadero ps! donde la gente de produccion muere jajajaj

[richard99th]

this makes me crush my battle opponents balls with ease

[MrGonzo10051]

third post hah nice vid bro.

[killzoomer]

Dethklok RULEZ!!!!

[greenthunder7777]

@killzoomer NO DETHKLOK IS SO GOOD U CANT DESCRIBE THEM

[EvilDoomBringer]

ooooooooo first to post lol