How Weiner could have won.

[ESPuser2560]

I salute you, captain.

[flueedo]

"Thank you for coming"

[EvilMan04]

I don't know what political views Wiener had, but I would without a doubt vote for him, if I could (17 atm), if he said exactly what you said.

Brilliant.

[WC3snFSS]

I think stupid people can still recognize sarcasm.

[blaaairVideos]

Big Lebowski in the background.

[Nitronimor]

>sees Recovery Tee Shirt

>is shocked that an adult with a functioning, useful brain enjoys Eminem as I do

Paul I'm beginning to fall for you

[ImpendingDay]

Yeah, I liked Weiner, but once he lied and fake-apologized, I was sad he resigned but I was pissed he made that move. However, that decision about his personal life shouldn't affect his job because there are things more important than this guy's dick.

[VarmitC]

This was absolutely incredible. Thank you so much for making this video Paul ^^

[traveler1938]

I just love your videos

[MrEternalFool]

This video should go viral.

[jhNNNNNNNy]

total win.

[weaselfoo1]

i wouldve paid to go to that speech... i wouldve paid for a ticket in the mosh pit i wouldve bought the t-shirt for that speech i wouldve tried my hardest to get called on stage to dive off i wouldve cheered at that speech, sang along, and prolly tried to get an autograph because that wouldve been as good as any concert ive been to

[mshsz]

MORE EGO ANSWERS MOTHERFUCK.

[andehhhhhhh]

you win

[bigwil311]

Hey asshole make a video.

[JumbledFilms]

Moar Ego Answers! :D

[xxbss4lifexx]

Is he being sarcastic?

[FinalSummation]

PaulsEgo for President

[stridetide155]

nice big lebowski poster i have the same one in my room.

[AniMerrill]

Can you run for Congress? PLEAAAAAAASE?

[cooljona]

I wish you would make more videos. Even though I started watching your channel to hear your views on religion I appreciate your political videos even more. It's refreshing to see an American brave enough to talk about the problems with his/her country rather than saying how much better it is than the rest of the world.

[reticulianoverlord]

Is that a Big Lebowski poster I see in the back?

[KMFCM]

....and the thing is, you would think he WOULD have said that.

Look at all the videos of this guy owning people at conferences.

This happens, and he just pusses out.

That's why Republicans control the house now. The left are PUSSIES.

[weeeezzll]

Thanks for cuming!! ahahahha

[TheUrbanSquirrel]

Good one, dude.

[watcheem]

Daaaaaamn! That was awesome! :D

[NeroJoe83]

This name is Weiner... he already won.

[WalrusRockGod]

Duh winning!

[Etimos]

How could Weiner have won? Well, he could have told the truth in the beginning, said "Yes, that is my junk, what about it?" and FUCKING MOVED ON! So he sent a picture of his wang in underwear. Oh dear god! It was a tame enough image that they showed it on The Fucking Daily Show, a show where they are not allowed to say the name of the object they were showing!

Exactly how was this news to anyone anyway?

"Yes, that's my above-average penis in underwear. Why do you ask, stranger?" - Anthony Weiner

[EjectedStomach]

Nice hat, PIG is a great company with a great skate team.

[codern]

PAUL YOU ARE 2 THINGS...1) BRILLIANT 2) COMPLETELY UNDERRATED

[MistahNickells]

hahah awesome!!! he should have said that right there!!! It would have nipped it in the bud!!!!

[cogar48]

You actually liked Recovery? 

[Mirata87]

You'd make a great speech-writer ;)

[canadianbeeph]

never understood why americans care more about whose fuckin who then whose fucking them.

[codern]

@canadianbeeph well said brother.

[kyledrums]

thing is he really could have said this word for word, for the most part, and it would have done fine as a press conference.

[mboundtogether]

i was hoping she would see my kind of, dispraportionately large penis, and want to fuck me. -jeje, o 1:14

[KingHeathen]

Yeah, I would have accepted that.

Clinton already proved that Weiner's constituents would forgive him a sexual transgression. I think if he came right out and admitted it, there wouldn't have been a story for more than a day or two. The thing that bothered most people I heard discussing it was that it was pretty clear that he was guilty...but he was lying about it. I don't care that he sent a picture of his dick...but it does annoy me that he tried to cover it up. Just admit it and be done.

[DavinSteidel]

this video should have been called how weiner could have been a winner

[SkpD1991]

priorities......... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Cristofer7]

ha... if only... BRILLIANT!!

[hongyewu]

It's so sad he couldn't do it this way. =(

[Bobbiethejean]

Someone seriously needs to send this to Congressman Wiener.

[Theycallmetomu]

I'd vote for him anyway <3

[EikC]

America and priorities.... yeah...

[HeadoftheHydra]

PaulsEgo for "scandalous" cockshot congressman 2012!

[theskepticalheretic]

We're of one mind.

[MtraMarianelaMarrero]

Flawless!!

[TheLiberalSoup]

This was a great video

[WoWBronxe]

Yay! Recovery shirt! And really just for making a video. I love your videos and it makes me sad to know you make videos so rarely. Maybe if you became a partner you would have incentive? TAA would give you a shoutout in a second.

[Nashtak]

You should so work in politics.

[mijj22]

Paul this was one of your best videos.

[sluggdiddyyddidgguls]

"The gentleman was correct in assuming that it was indeed my junk"..Swear to god that while reading about this today I was hoping that I'd come home from work to a video about it from paul and his ego.. I love wiener, I still love wiener...just wish he didn't quite handle it the way he did. A shame that he will most likely be ran out of officefor this "scandal" which doesn't even hold a candle to the usual, and its even lacking typical hypocrisy so it hardly even counts. sad day for america..

[subdid23]

Let me get this straight. He is a horrible husband therefore he is a bad politician? If that is true, why does Newt Gingrich have a nomination?

[KelvinAnethema]

If he had done this he totally would have won. Fuck.

[ludaXkillz]

2 people have dicks smaller than 2 inches

[holdontoyourwig]

This news story will be ancient history ....TOMORROW. Its just more forgettable crap for the masses to look at. Tomorrow its some actor getting pissed. Who cares ( apart from the celebrity whores).

[MrEpathykills]

ever thought about running for some position in government?

[spessit]

Make more dam videos! your one of the few video makers i dont unsubscribe from when they dont make a video for a few months. MOOAAAAAARRRRRR!

[mf91007]

Yes I have a question Mr. Weiner. Why do you think a congressmen openly lying to the entire American public is not a big deal?

[trydownloadingthis]

Poor Weiner wishes he could have said this. He's probably favourited this video to give a subtle hint to any internet journalists seeking the EVER SO IMPORTANT TRUTH!

[joe6042]

I think the reason he didn't stick with his lie was that Pelosi confronted him and threated to expose him if he didn't tell the truth.

[OmegaStalked]

"thank you for cumming"... perfect ending to this video

[Markunator]

Seriously Paul, you need to make more videos. :(

[purpleSun6292]

BOOOM ZIIING BAAAAAAM! take that america you fucking used car salesmen lookin mothafuckas

[HaploidCell]

"Ladies and gentleman, in conclusion I just want to say that, given all the other topics that seem so incredible important, you attention to my dick has been more than flattering. In fact - I think I have an erection right now."

[Desertphile]

Yes, I would much rather hear about the private intimate details of some strange man's sex life instead of what the government plans on doing to mitigate the effects of global warming. And the premature deaths caused by burning coal in power plants..... that just pales into disinterest compared to Weiner's weener. And that whole nuclear waste problem--- I just can't bring myself to care when there's a political dickpix to worry about.

[dab0r]

I'm cloning myself and voting for him twice. I still wouldn't trade him for any other congressman.

[philhellenes]

If only he'd had the balls.

[TheMercilessEye]

@philhellenes LOL

[zapo147]

@philhellenes Please make more videos! You're my favorite youtuber!!!

[KingZerxst]

@philhellenes Holy shit, Phil's here. Also, nice pun 

[TheMercilessEye]

I had SUCH hopes for Anthony Weiner. I have to go and apologize now, for comments I made in support of him. He had so much promise - and then he has to go and completely BLOW it (no pun intended). Yes, it's irrelevant to anyone with half a brain - which, as we know, excludes 87% of the religious voting public (I'm not including Unitarians or reformed Jews or Sufis)... sigh... No matter what WE think, though, his career is essentially finished. Damn...

[zapo147]

@TheMercilessEye Nah, he'll be fine, just watch.

[ureffincreepy]

Yay, sarcasm!

[unorthodoxJ]

idc what college girl scandals he's gotten himself into

Anthony Weiner is amazing and the media is only making a big fuss about it because he was the most threatening democrat we had

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

"Nip me in the butt".

HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[TheGoldenChile]

best apology ever

[rapzeh4]

"thank you for coming"

[M0US3P0T4TO]

Ha ha ha! You imply that Democrats have backbones! *slaps knee* That's funny as hell. If they did, the Republicans would have been put in their place since the Reagan days and this country wouldn't be fucked like it is. This takes me back to the Clinton days. What is so wrong with saying, "It's none of your fucking business! Next question please." ? The media is like Beavis and Butthead "He showed his dick! Heh. Heh heh. Heh."

[greob]

Wow. This is so true. Had he said that he would be super popular now and probably come out clean. Nicely done Paul. Also, good to hear from you (sort of). :)

[practicalmagic9]

bravo.i suspect that america is at that "awkward late teen stage' where words like wiener are just funny.sigh.our attention spans are that of a hiccup and we are distracted by bright shiny objects...sad.

[codern]

Absolutely, i mean this is serious stuff! A guy sent his ding dong to a woman of legal age...i think he should be shot! the bastard.

[RageAgainstTheTards]

Thank goodness you finally made a video

[busterbox]

America's education system isn't failing in any meaningful way.

[BoozyBeggar]

Can't think of anything to add except now I'm depressed. Thank you, PaulsEgo, for reminding me of the futility of trying to clean shit up when there's still people flinging it around and convincing other people that its good and that you should vote for it or you're unamerican.

[WKaliberr]

Media are fucking savage vultures, taking advantage of tragedies.

[dannyduchamp]

Wow I can't decide who's video on this was better, TheAmazingAtheist's or PaulsEgo's. Both brilliant though. Odd issue to warrant such brilliant videos but there ya go.

[DrCowboyFace]

Weiner really penetrated through the maze of U.S. politics with a heated desire, I'm so limp and saddened he could not have stood erect and ejaculated this speech in real life. PENIS COCK WEINER BONER.

[GorillaBorg]

@DrCowboyFace ..Erection.

[HeadoftheHydra]

@DrCowboyFace

You almost had it 'til the end there...

[Jonstern1983]

I don't see what the big fucking deal is. What guy hadn't sent a picture of his dick to some girl who asked for it. I mean literally asked, "Could I see your cock?"

[rbz123]

He was one of the few politicians I actually have high respect for. I still respect him. But god damn, Weiner is going to have to stand high and penetrate this disappointing incident with hard and fast devotion to the political ideals that arouses his passion.

[GodlessGirI]

You've pretty much summed up my sentiments on this story.

[MrWonkoSane]

I actually could hear Weiner saying this...

[Trumavarium]

You should be President. Then USA would gather up again.

Meaning:

- Wars would end.

- Economy crisis and depression would stop.

- More of a systematic increasing within politics.

- No more talk about dicks.

[Thoklarr]

MAKE MORE YOU FUCK

[LynxChan]

The US has the collective maturity of an 11 year old. "Ohhh lookie, a dick! heeheehee!"

It was a stupid thing to do, but this is complete bullshit. When will we stop turning into Victorian ladies every time there is a public demonstration that people have sex?

[SkidRowRadio]

lololol. you nailed it..

[catquack]

Priceless! 

[GingerAtheist]

This is ten times better than coughlans video and TJs video combined

[dsjoakim35]

Plz tell us why you take these "extended breaks". I know it is none of my business, but if you dont tell me why then I will have to start speculating, infact I have already done that. You said something to the demonology dude about a medical condition that none of your subscribers know about. I cant stop my brain after that...

[tikay69]

hahahaha :D loved it

[proscriptor123]

Finally! a video!

[sackwhack]

Damn, I've missed your videos.

[krankenshaft]

I'm not American so i have no idea what your talking about, but I still laugh at the word 'johnson'.

[Evilanious]

did she consent to having the picture sent to her?

[Domzdream]

haha. Loved it!

[Burori1]

Yeah. Sucks he didn't do that~

[SpAzmodan]

This is an awesome piece of satire Paul. Real satire needs to make a comeback in comedy, and media in general.

[RTRVII]

i 'm not following... what happened prior to this video?

[tikay69]

@RTRVII Weiner, a congressman, showed his johnson to someone (or more than one), and it is or was all over the news instead of real news or something that actually matters.

[RTRVII]

@tikay69 thanks for clearing that up:)

[kalden42]

3:58

thank you for cumming

[Pineconevolved]

i see the big lebowski is in the back ground, nice.

[xMachineGhostsx]

what microphone is that paul

[ilikebac0n]

Couldn't have possibly been better said.

[Heojii]

Oh Mr. Ego, I love you. This made my bad day much less of one.

[Neeks4215]

Paul this speech is on point. Weiner really fked it up :(

[gothatfunk]

Paul, the media are purveyors of truth and servants of the people. how dare you imply they are being derelict in their responsibility to hold the government to account! next you'll be saying politicians are dishonest, the american worker is getting the shaft, that our rights are being eroded, or criticising the business practices of wal-mart.

calm down, watch american idol, and stop thinking, would ya?

[Toxicitize]

Paul. I missed you! Hope to see you again soon :P

[Mirata87]

Cool BL poster in the back!

[APetulantWhiteGuy]

It must be an interesting feeling to know that your penis can arouse such a great controversy in the people. (Nyer-hurr-hurr, I said arouse which is amusing given the context).

[IronPaed]

This got me thinking: I would love to see a "body swap movie" featuring paul and palin (There's a great title right there). The mind boggles.

[TheCryoScales]

Hey Paul

How's Question video 4 going?

[WinterHaven]

You lost some weight! I'm glad to see you back-I adore you!! A very common tactic used by politicians - diversions: Abortion and guns are the best diversions-and sure guarantee to get re-elected-while everything else is falling apart. Nobody cares about the economy as long as they are right-to-lifers and pro guns! PS-I'm sharing this.

[mos277]

make another answers video you lazy mother fuck

[Rationalizedinsanity]

oh i came alright :)

[svhsfro4]

hjk

[crowdaddy13]

Great, the only democrat that had some fucking balls is now on the chopping block.....but in his defense, had he been a republican, the pics would have been sent to an 8 year old boy instead of a adult female.

[baronsengir187]

Iwould vote for anyone who ist honest and sees his position as a duty and himself as servant of the people. But i wont see that in my lifetim im afraid

[arainysundaymorning]

lol

you thought that was a big penis :/

[OrthodoxAtheist]

I was just thinking of you today, Paul.. I was sad because you had made one video in 3 months. :( And then I got a google alert you posted and I smiled. :) (/gay)

As for the video... thank you for dragging me and every other viewer, back to reality. Weinergate, move along.

[bIoodypingu]

Where's The Ego Answers Part 4?

[nekedemus]

Is it common praxis to recruit politicians in swinger clubs and closet gay bars in the US. Or is it just a coincidences, that so many of them slams the dick on the table at every given opportunity.

[Pentazoid111]

Most politicians have been bought buy various unions too, not just the BIG Corporations. I know how to fix our failing school system: Eliminate public education period.

[Pentazoid111]

Some of the biggest campaign donors are union organizations. The American Fedn of State, County & Municipal Employees union has donated a total monetary amount of 45,237,853 over the past 20 years to politicians and the biggest campaign donator which is ActBlue, isn't even a corporation. So no, corporations aren't the only body's of people that are the marionette holders for our politicians.

[YankovicFarley]

My thoughts exactly. And this story could be replaced with any celebrity gossip, fluff piece, or photo opportunity -- meaning, 90% of the mainstream media.

[Urschleim]

Can you ppl plz stop whining about the few videos Paul makes and actually comment about the content of the video?

[Godlesshayes]

As I watch this video, on the television behind me is MSNBC talking about weiner's wiener. If I believed in profits you'd have just proven yourself.

[MacabreManifesto]

I hate what passes for political capital in this country. Fuck the majority of people who want to see him apologize and get down on his knees and grovel. I don't know what saying this stuff would actually do to his ratings but the fact that they wouldn't inflate like Germany's currency in 1921 means that people are a bunch of dumb cunts.

[TheMindsmack]

I love you, Paul. That's all. I just need you to know that.

Yup.

[MrBrooksGrant]

!!!!!!FINALLY!!!!!!!

[Vinifera7]

Hindsight's a bitch, innit?

[GotSoulDoubt]

My wiener always wins.

[DissentingDogLevi]

Heh, wiener.

[omfgstfuandgtfo]

hahaha i just read the news about this seconds before watching the video

[qing333]

YES A VIDEO!

[Specizzle]

Some people have recovered from worse. Don't give up hope, guys!

[ImStillBlind]

"like" at 1 minute in :D

[McChicken00seven]

Paul make more videos! You make my day with your vids.

[SinisterSkyline]

Man i kinda thought you was dead or got frustrate with the whole youtube thing and bounced...glad to see it wasn't that way

[tocoolforschool11rts]

the legend just posted a video...

[imlaughing2death]

I'm sure if Weiner had made that speech with a poster for the Big Lebowski in the background, all would be forgotten.

[unassumption]

@ImpactChocobo

why did he risk this when he was fighting the banks? He gave them a clean shot at his head.

[onlywhenprovoked]

"Maybe it was my dick, maybe it wasn't. Who's business is it?" would have also been a very acceptable answer. Republicans have been hungry for some juicy gossip every since Clinton. All those "conservative marriage champions" keep getting caught suckin cock in truck stops, so they really need moments like these to distract them from looking at their own bullshit.

[mejt223]

I wonder if Weiner has ever farted on his finger and smelled it right away?

[LictorCrotch]

:)

[rich2rock]

Testes, testes...1....2......3?

[AntiFredMissile]

sarcasm noted.

[TheUnderagedLiar]

I've missed your videos, you and TJ are the only two subcriptions I have that I generally cannot wait to see.

[lordinvishil]

Holy crap, I was just thinking about seeing a new video of yours last week. This was absolutely great. I guess we all have demons inside us

[myjizzureye]

His name actually is Weiner? Holy shit I thought that was also a cock joke.

[Eaglesfaninca]

I personally don't give a fuck about politicians cheating on their Wives. That is their business. I only get disgusted if they're "Family Values" hypocrites or if they are really slimy and tell their mistresses that they will be with them once their spouse dies of Cancer.

[aborocz]

......thank you for coming, and not letting me. (end)

[Aerotides]

Hope he sees this haha

[TheCoolBlueStars]

Now THAT'S a press conference. Love it!

[Sweet94ify]

Awesome :p

[bubbamickmac]

WeinersEgo??? Great video.

[MEVSFBI]

its the best to see a pauls ego vid in sub box

[Turbine68]

Nice that would have been absolutely refreshing to hear a politician say exactly those words.