Norton Furniture Frog on the Couch Commercial

[squall600]

whats up with the marlon brando voice acting???

[ak47dragunov]

I'm feeling an uncontrollable urge to buy furniture right now

[Frusciantefan77]

Worst commercial ever, in so many ways.

[been150]

i wish i could unwatch that.

[mrkoolman23]

how high is this guy?

[wallspeak]

I keep half-expecting to hear that guy who's doing the narrating at the beginning of this ad to say "Try out the beds with me, children-I have candy!" I am not a pedo lover by any means, but that scratchy voice of his (Mark's?) just ends up making him sound a LOT like a rapist.

[SuperJediJimmy]

@wallspeak His name is Marc Norton. This guy is the king of awesomely cheesy local commercials, although I do agree...that raspy voice of his is kind of creepy!

[JohnnyRedzin]

What is this, I don't even

[yurianne07]

same production co. who did House of Guitars commercials?

[mwakin2]

This guy always reminds me of Senor Cardgage...

[alexicon89]

Omfg this reminds me of that cartoon about those fucked up lab rats.

one of the experiments talks like this lol..

[PSXGAMER22]

its gotta be against the law to have a commercial like this one, that goes from extremely quiet to extremely loud lol

[randomguy199545]

Who really needs sleep, anyway?

[EchoBoomer1987]

Norton is CREDIT to team!

[headstrong440]

hahaha I've been watching his commercials on tv for YEARS. hes a legend here in Ohio

[sladikk]

Marc Norton or Chuck Testa?

[iStayFrosty900]

Now, Seriously... WHAT THE FUCK. 

[kylem1112]

Isn't this shit from cleveland? Fuck ohio, I'd never fucking go there, It's like the most random state in the u.s.

[Mueep]

uh...does this remind anyone else of something out of the Clocktower games?

[DanZero77]

Hi there Belindas

I'm Senor Cardgage Norton for Senor Cardgage Furniture

We can help you get a leg up on the pile..... with CREDIT.

Come along down and dial 687 SIXTEEEEEEEEN SIXTY-SENOR NORTON -- TODAY!!!!

[redsoxfan1984]

Man, is everyone who works at the store a murderer?

[holdemgti]

The guy with the hedge clippers is "Ghouilardi", a late night movie host in Cleveland, Ohio from years gone by (the early 60's). Anyone within antenna distance of Cleveland television fondly remembers his antics. He actually had higher ratings than the Tonight Show in the Cleveland market (and he was much more entertaining). Google him or check him out on Wikipedia, you'll get a chuckle out of it1

[afin17]

This spot most definitely makes me NOT want to buy furniture at this store.

[xXSPNJellyBeanFanXx]

I watched this on world dumbest as well didn't actually think they had this..... .___.?

[ricano4life]

I'm afraid if I go here, I'll be raped by that frog. =[

[Frankensnizzle]

LMAO!Worlds Dumbest sent me here :)

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

There was not a single thing in that whole ad that didn't creep me the fuck out!

[Robbybob1]

Now Seriously

[vivaeljason]

SIX EIGHT SEVEN SIXTEEN SIXTY!

[theotherther1]

He sounds and acts like he just smoked a joint made of cat hairballs.

[botdotdot]

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!?!

[YeHeyEyJey]

0:21 I was like what the f?

[KornerCats]

sigh...only in cleveland.

[TheJosman98]

he's hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[NathanMedgaus]

my name is Mark and you can count on it

[sonnyblack0870]

Why are furniture store ads consistently the wierdest ads?

[biglu30]

If you go into this store you will get murdered. And that's a promise.

[Spockguy]

@biglu30 Now. Seriously.

[SilasTomorrow]

The Ghoooooul! Scratch glass, turn blue!

[LondonOntGuy]

lol.. Is that supposed to be 'The Ghoul' at the end? What's next, Superhost or Barnaby? xD

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

Recently these commercials have been on.. late as fuck but it's worth staying up just to see one of these.

[nervmeister]

That middle-aged fat man has apparently been possessed by Peter Lorre's ghost.

[jellywillreturn]

No probalo!

[zakhiel]

One day I'm going to wake up and that frog's head is going to be lying on the foot of my bed. You can count on it.

[RecordTrip]

lol wut?



[pavjoe2]

i used to see the commercials but i haven't seen one in years now

[lilprplebnny]

wat the fuck, i would be scared to go there XD

[dasmoozik]

he's like...barely moving his mouth

[sherifam]

"I'm the hoppity frog of values!!"

[hmbam1]

This guy must be fucking high

[Mellovixen]

LOLOL I live in cleveland so I get to see this commercial every commercial break XD

[cesarhenrxr]

O pior é o sapo querendo voltar a aparecer na tela. O maluco leva um belo tombo do sofá!

[Aneurismo]

OMG in which dimension does he lives!

[odallard]

10 people can't get credit at Norton's furniture.

Also, press 6 to relive the epicness.

[RkivUnderground]

I've actually called the number. Off hours, you will hear Marc talk on his answering machine. When he talks to you, it's really surreal, from like another dimension.

Of course, I left a message whining about having bad credit.

[sladikk]

This was originally a commercial to keep octopuses from smoking monkey tails, but they trashed the idea when they realized the frog was a communist.

-sladik

[americangirlluver41]

wtf?!

[android17ak47]

thumbs up if you searched this commercial after watching rats on cocaine.

[kidleativy]

keep pressing 9

[tommyratboy]

00:21 <--- Press me for fun times.

[Pooky1991]

They were obviously smoking crack when they came up with this.

[Cartoonguy11]

Best commercial ever.

[SuperJustinbeiberroc]

this video sucks its not funny at all

[MrPhatcatt]

Come see me and this lil frog for vera low prices!

[DuchessAliana]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!! O_O

[Frizz90]

You people act like you don't have a man with giant scissors under your own couch. Psh...hypocrites! >_<

[ostgarden1022]

OCELOT GIVE BACK SNAKES KEROTAN FROG

[GermaeAnne]

what on earth were they on?

[heretustay]

I've seen this commercial about 10 times now, and that's just in the time from moving back to cleveland for school this semester. A note about the commercial on tv: the volume is really, really low and you can't even hear the guy talking until the crazy scissors man jumps out. Great effect back around Halloween time.

[ZombieBriscoe]

Just saw this commercial on TV about 15 minutes ago. One of the few good things about living in Cleveland.

[2BRKSHS]

Frog guy falls on his face at the end!

[gbgg9409]

Holy crap what were they on when they made this commercial??

[Zigej]

GET IN!

[MrDizzizz]

Just saw this one on TV.... Oh, dear god. Glad it's here on youtube so I can scare the hell out of all my out-of-area friends.

[snakebiten]

My name is Mark.... I rape....you can count on it.

[inferno232]

If you can't get credit at my store... *threatening pause* ... You can't get credit anywhere.

[changs2006]

i guess he figured since the only slots he could afford were between 1 and 5 in the morning, he'd scare the shit out of ppl who woke up to his commercials lol. its really weird because whenever i wake up to his commercials, i still thought i was havin a real weird ass dream, thats how freaky his commercials are lol. and i think he does it on purpose knowing this, which is kinda clever when ur on a budget.

[BreezyLotus]

LOL that guy sounds like Little Nicky!

[MsNikki0207]

I used to get the WORST nightmares when these commercials would come on.

he always creeped me out a bit. haven't seen one aired in a while.

but they're for real. that's the cleveland area for ya! haha.

[robotpanda77]

Did this really happen or did I dream it?

[budafuka]

I didn't know David Lynch directed TV commercials.

[cwes7675]

This guy signed my bike, my cleveland cred is off the hook now haha

[jacksnarvinjones]

hola real life senor cardgage!

[ilakwa54]

And they said nothing was left and cleveland after Lebron James left

[InuitInua]

I miss seeing this guy since moving.

One of the best things about Ohio.

[jrmafiamarkass]

@InuitInua He's a nice dude. I remember he use to always have the candy right there. They said he got kicked in his throat as a kid, since then I always felt bad for him.

[rebrella]

Starts out sort of weird (is he going for a Marlon Brando thing or...?) then turns into WTF

[UMSMASTA]

@rebrella

I'd say more of a steven segal

[Zawicki1]

Oh...I should eat a pony.

[TheLocobanana]

He has his own creepy portrait

[mariodubbz]

this is about as random as it gets. what the hell is that frog???

[GiantDoucheNG]

lol I remember these commercials playing all of the time.

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

It's good to live in cleveland..

[SpamNapkin]

Bad credit? No probalo!

[Zawicki1]

@SpamNapkin Just call 5555-55-585-5555-SENOR-MORTGAG­E-TODAY! All your dreary drombles will fly away in the car.

[Crockettman82]

I'm almost positive that the dude jumping up from under the couch is "The Son of Ghoul". Any Clevelander should know who that is... If that's who that is...

[DJTagz09]

@Crockettman82

wow i don't know why im answering this after 6 months but that dude is actually "The Ghoul". pretty close though, i can't believe i actually remember this guy seeing as i was only 7 when i last saw his show, which i think was a rerun anyway...

[vgcatsfan1]

i sent thist to neyng lol

[vgcatsfan1]

@vgcatsfan1 i mean oneyng

[fireemblem1992]

LMAO what the hell XD

[totallywastedtime]

notice how the frog falls off the couch twice!

[heavymetalrocker101]

im from that area where that commercial aired

[MrDickHurtzer]

Loved the slow motion clippers at the end..LMAO!!

[SuperBisky]

why was that frog on there on the first place?

[Vdawg1337]

Am I high?

[trevor7008]

that looks like Brandon Dicamilo coming out from under the couch

[darkmaster388]

I actually saw this on tv....lol.

[argoniankid456]

makes me think if i shop there i cant sit on any of the furniture in fear of what else is under his furniture

[Dipstikk]

This really makes me NOT want to shop there.

[EchoBoomer1987]

I wonder what would happen if you put this guy and Senor Cardgage together?

[nyxetera]

Oh god, it's that guy from Clocktower.

[ccricers]

You can count on his name being Mark!

[zimmawoman]

omg soooooooooooooo bad

[icecool1065]

He sounds like a cannibalistic serial killer

[BeerMoneyLive]

the best one yet! and look how many views its got hahahhaa thats not counting how many times i've seen it on tv

[kattcaller]

Holy Parma, it's the Ghoul! Pluck your magic twanger o' day Froggy!

Hi ya' gang, hi ya', hi ya, hi ya.

What? No M-80s? He should have at least brought out the Cheez Wiz!

[amethystducky]

Now, srsly...

[kmisdarktemptation]

I dont understand the frog dancing, and the psycho

[waqman]

It's a metaphor for all the demons we hide from the public.

[magnoliamt30]

I think you have to have watched older TV from Cleveland to know "The Ghoul"... that's who that guy is... He is from VERY late nite TV with REALLY crappy movies before MST3K was ever created!

[theunrestrained]

Holy crap the Son of Ghoul... I haven't seen that guy since the 80's!

[eldemort]

Where is tompkins, where is coleslaw, here I am...

[electricpaganini]

hey there gwendolyn, this here is senor cardgage for norton furniture, we will approve your credit... and~ buy you a sandwich

[LFWaldopstme]

lol i thought he said good news for people who are pedophiles

[Psychopat12]

WTFUK! I'm gonna move to Cleveland just so I can watch these commercials on tv!

[stevepaintballer]

@Psychopat12 hes got a big as banner on some building in cleveland, makes me laugh whenever I pass it.

[mormonjoe]

@Psychopat12 When you move to Cleveland, you'll need to furnish your house. You should go see Marc at Norton's Furniture.

[griffin1111111111111]

@Psychopat12 haha i live in cleveland and these commercials always get me laughing

[foreverthemusic1]

OMG I LIVE IN CLEVELAND AND I ALWAYS SEE THIS GUYS CHEAP (SLIGHTLY SCARY) COMMERCIALS!!!

Do they have the one wear he's with another guy and the guy acts as if he's walking but, he's just lifting his legs up and down every second or so, and then the little circle shows up and ends the commercial on a close up of the dudes face?!

[nilesblvd]

lol i wish i could see that one

[pcgamerguy1234]

lol

[armybeef68]

Freddie from The New Zoo Revue...LOL

[rrush2214]

yeah this is for real... first time i saw this commercial it was on tv... i was creeped the fuck out

[countevil]

lol wtf

I can't stop laughing. These ads are so creepy.

[alidaman12]

EPIC WIN FROM 0:20

[Kacen]

This is the greatest commercial of all time.

[WIIRULESMAN]

If you can't get credit in my store,

You can't get credit anywhere.

[spazychica]

hahaha this guy is creepy....it looks like he filmed it in his basement

[conradragzoff]

Wow, Jerry Garcia faked his death and he went to a cheap furniture store!!!

[ijuh22]

I like how this video's description says its "funny". I was just kind of creeped out lol.

[jellywillreturn]

Senor Cardgage in the flesh! Hide your children! Bar the doors! Plug your eaaaaaaaaaars! Hilarity is about to ensue!

[92rs25th]

many recombolations Elizigerth

[Golf3rM4n]

216 is the area code for cuyahoga county, thus his store is in Cleveland

[att3sor]

XD it cracks me up when the frog rolls over the couch and onto the floor at 0:28 and hit his foot on the table!

[bojanks15]

when crackheads run a furniture store, you never know what silly antics will happen! WOOOOO

[AnnieMosity]

i am fully moving to ohio now. oh. my. gawd.

[AnnieMosity]

no probalo!!!

[larsnord]

I love the how at the very end the frog takes dive over the sofa, hitting his foot on a table in the process.

[amateur1314]

D:

IRL Senor Cardgage with added ball-shrivelling terror.

[cafeterialoca]

I wasn't trusting that frog the whole time.

[morningmimi]

my mind was just fucked

[TakeItNow2OneAtATime]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!! lol

[izlude2]

how come nobody commented on the frog going WOOOOAAAAAAH!1! when he flipped over?

[yonskii]

so random.

[technoskull]

ohhhhh i should eat a pony....

[davido53]

Where's the ventriloquist?

[XkailiasX]

wait, is this norton near Akron Ohio? holy crap I live less than a county away from this guy! I'm SO recommending this store to my parents since they want a new couch.

[thegovamint]

he is in cleveland,kind of far from akron just or a couch

[kingvarna13]

norton is around akron ohio

[aaahcrap10]

my name is mark

[Cazz814]

I can count on it thanks to you!

[klugyboy]

no, my name is maahk

[Ozarkmadness56]

senior cartgage mortgage.

[MSkull01]

Thank you, Miss America.

[kiraina25]

This pen doesn't work, small girl.

-T. Mendous Savings

(Seriously, though, who thought the frog and gardener thing would be a good idea?)

[MSkull01]

My left name is Tremendous Savings. How 'bout I hit you on the slant?

[skrolikowski]

looks like a nightmare

[Albellsc]

The hell did they all say at the end I couldn't understand a word of that screaming jibberish...

[TheAirForceNinja]

Lmfao! At the end of the commercial you can see the frog climbing back over. When it goes into slomo, he falls on the table.

[cliffgoodbye]

headge clippers? wtf?

[dworkx1]

The frog may have Mark beat when he fell down sorry to funny Mark you my nigga!!

[lonertool]

little nicky?

[CHARLESHARDIN96]

LITTLE NICKY!! LOL

[Gela357]

This man is out his frigging mind! He gotta be on something.

[JacobU9119]

this guy is anwsome

[bbqplatypus318]

Y'know, I'm surprised they haven't made a shitload of YouTube Poop out of this.

[IMMAOILMAN]

I swear the Cossack dude said something about "Morshu..."

Is it because Marc can get credit?