ORSON WELLES NEEDS MOAR WENCHES AND MEAD

[DustinOffAClassic]

RIP. Everyone who started this video wearing a headset.

[blueflame7000]

@DustinOffAClassic RIP Me.

[Evdababalto]

I like the part when he said wenches

[CountTentacula]

A rich bonny good rum sensibly stolen at a galleon a flagon...and now for a bit o' magic, I be makin' this flagon disappear....GLUG GLUG GLUG

Or...

I don't need to be doin' this, me hearty, I be havin' a fish stick commercial in an hour...oh, what the dozy devil, I be needin' the doubloons.

[matt543284732]

You live up to your name mate. And I mean that as a compliment.

[KongoXIIV]

HAHAHAHA!!!

LOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

It burns

[MO77H3W]

Im gonna fuck THOSE WENCHES with my Green peaness

THEIR EVEN BETTER WHEN YOUR RAW!

[MaxRideWizardLord]

Lyrics please.

[Forumwarz]

now lads, whens capn'  Welles says "lots" of wenches, he considers all the gold in th' sapnish main to be "a wee bit"

[wolhayomg]

way to shit all over the orson welles character with some lame ass pirate ninja samurai zombie hot topic fad exploitation metal bullshit

[LouTheMetalhead]

why is it over twice the song length?!

[NeonSky777]

When I first clicked on this with my headphones on I recieved such an ear raping

[dogsoldier123]

I want this song to play whenever I drink a beer or kage while wearing my pirate hat and eyepatch

[bigkierran]

shouldnt that bottle be empty by now ?

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@bigkierran It's a rich and full bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. 

[TheRealDamnSyko]

this deserves to be a fad

[razourik]

Story of my life.

[annerb1000]

this is my type of music xD

[omegathunderstorm]

@annerb1000 Pirate metal? Songs demanding whores and ale? Tavern songs?

[annerb1000]

@omegathunderstorm yeah bro fer sure i listend to this 5 times for 6 days in a row :D then i spent the nighht at a friends and forgott about it

[GreatBritishTurd]

@PlasticKatanaProd WAIT THATS TERRIBLE I'LL WALK THE PLANK! ...Just a handful for Davy Jone's Locker... Omnononon OH WHAT PLUNDER, THERES SOME PIECES OF EIGHT STUCK IN MY BEARD omnononon yo ho...

[TheRealRogueWisdom]

I WANT MORE WEDGES,

MOAR WEDGES AND MEAT:

I WANT MORE WEDGES,

LOTS OF WEDGES IS WHAT I EAT!

[shadowzard7]

what are wenches and mead?

[omegathunderstorm]

@shadowzard7 A wench is a term for a woman. It's mostly used in medieval works (Tavern wenches, serving wenches) or in pirate works set during the age of sail.

Mead is an alcoholic drink, made out of water, honey and grains. Basically, honey wine or honey beer.

tl:dr: whores and ale

[cliffgoodbye]

this video partially blew out my speakers when it started...

[TheRealRogueWisdom]

MORE WEDGES AND MEAT!!

[Ronok888]

Orson Welles is a fucking lyrical genius.

[SOGESNAKE]

"Educational"?

 .... well, I did learn alot from this~

[8bitPikachu]

EARRAPE

[ultraking312]

turns into a pirate arrrrge bring me da wenches >;)

[metaltrout9]

alestorm and the critic! this was made for me!!!

[MusicianPooper]

Best endurance test ever.

[Waterclaw]

Demoman?

[Y0shilord]

Wenches.

He wants more.

[krazy4videogames]

I tryed watching this video in two different places at the same time, one in my channel and the other just on youtube and it sounds very weird.

[AwesomeHaggis]

@krazy4videogames I'm trying the same thing...

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...Wait, what just happened to my brain?!?!

[krazy4videogames]

Wenchness

[Caledio]

That's what I call "Perfect Lip-Sync!"

[xxPenumbraxx]

lolzy but pointless loop

[RedDawnJensen]

@EcksBawks

And he STILL NEEDS MOAR

[RedDawnJensen]

Awesome. But it DOESNT NEED TO TAKE UP NINE MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS. 

ONE MINUTE WOULD BE ENOUGH

[TheJoebucks]

@RedDawnJensen ENOUGH IS NEVER ENOUGH

[ShatteredBomb]

theyre even better when youre a pirate!

[GothChilde6969]

YEAH ALESTORM ROCKS!!!!!!

GO PIRATE METAL!!!!!

xD

[chubbykatze82]

wtf lol

[dataexert]

oe y porque se repite a cada rato???

[xxRodrigoxx14]

por que la mayoria de videos asi son youtube poop o son videos parecidos, en ellos siempre se repiten las cosas estupidamente xD

[dataexert]

que bueno que me dices porque no sabia XD

[datalal624]

I wish I'd found this for Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARRRR!

[WishofDeath666]

Fuck off. Pirate metal is made for real pirates and real metal heads. Not for some dumbass with a paying job that found this on youtube and participates in such a crude day as "talk Like a Pirate Day" You sicken me.

[datalal624]

Are you trying to get a rise out of me with your negative comment? If so, you have failed miserably, WishofDeath666.

And if my comment sickens you so much, then go and have a puke already. No use holding the bile in or spewing it on people you don't know.

[CalicoVall]

So, that's what happened to Orson Wells after he drank that one bottle of Blotto Bros. Wine!! He turned into a pirate?

MOAR WENCHIS N WEED! ^^

[Aetheilas]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME.

[dataexert]

que vola,parece subliminal

[KalikAP01]

Orson Welles wants over 9000 wenches.

[TerminalStench07]

Just a handful of wenches for the road.

[MagWrath]

Now Mr wells dont you think you've had enough wenches and mead?

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! >=o

[grenadeer09]

I NEED MOAR PEANESS

*hey!*

*hey!*

MORE FRENCH FRIES I NEED

[TherealKurbeh]

I want more wenches, More wenches and Peas.

I want more wenches, Lots of wenches is what i need!

[lukeanddoodle]

HOW MANY?

MOAR!

[Neonspinnazz30]

I WANT MOAR WENCHES AND PEANESS

I quit!

[jshaw995]

Hey Hey

[ZombiezRCool]

WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?

[Niklasmannen]

if you was a bad demoman you wouldnt be sitting here discussing it with me now would ya!

[emerce17]

9:31 not enough!

MOARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[jesusisherelookbusy]

In Orsons case, i guess he'd want more wenches and Peas!

[SquidwardsNose]

french fries and peas

[Matthew123678]

I WANT MOAR WENCHES AND MEAD!

[Mahnameiscolton]

Category: Education. :D

[wickedfeylady]

Hey, I learned so much from this!

[shadowzard7]

whats mead?

[ubergeek76]

Honey wine.

[jackdiesal666]

it's some delicious shit if you get the right brand

[Zancoth]

Google is your friend.

[Moderaattori]

You have won yourself the internets. Congratulations.

[EmeraldCrow]

This video wins the youtube.

[OneCrayGuy89]

epic win :D But you NEED THE WHOLE SONG!!! It's still awesome though :)

[KleerSkeleton]

pirateroll?

[TheJaggon]

rofl

[bubs848]

-and green pea-ness.

no, wait that's terrible. i quit!

[Drokkonen]

HEAVY METAL PIRATES?!? AND WELLES?!?

*eyes explode and blood gushes from sockets as Hydrochloric Acid pours forth from mouth*

[DralicFett]

That's what i thought,what if the 1938 radio brodcast was actually meant to have Martians and Pirates landing at Grover's mill,NJ,and Welles knew the public couldn't handle the combo?

[Drokkonen]

I think that's what did happen, but the Martians took one look at NJ and said; "They can keep it", while all the Pirates got jobs and commuted to New York City.

[Rachman1337]

How about fluorosulfuric acid?

[GWbodycount]

MOAR WENCHES :D HeHe i want more wenches HeHe

wenches out of mead xD

[yoshiothehedgehog]

I've got some mead I could share with you good sir, however, I am fresh out of wenches.

[MCBRRRRSN]

*nom nom* ohhh.... yes!

[patfart]

What luck, there are wenches and mead stuck in my beard.

[moosetheblue]

L-O-L that's correct.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@patfart I love you.

[Avatarofhendrix]

The fact that this goes on for the full nine minutes just makes it so much better.

[Tehblues]

The original was taken down due to copyright claim of being too awesome.

[SxEJohnSxE]

MORE WENCHES!

[JaTochNietDan]

MOAR

[CatsMcGee]

This is the most epic of wins.

[kyle4590]

Okay, he's got his mead...but where's the wench? He needs his wench!

[tallboySR]

fucking awesome!!!

[alkalinejacko]

Alestorm are gods :)

[Destr0yer4ever]

Haha fucking nice

[PwnzorBob]

Alestorm!

AWESOME!

[MasterWyverne]

Man this is awesome.

[AllToastesToastToast]

Blotto bros lol

[SesakaBlargh]

Lol genius!

That's a looong song!

[Kortez3000]

lol is this the full song?

[GreatBritishTurd]

It isn't, I've put the full song in the description :P

[Kortez3000]

Should have been longer than 9:31

[RealGenericFilms]

WENCHES

[CptNameless]

brilliant!

[Dekabreak101]

rrra