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  • This was awesome!!!!!!!!!

  • Best vacation ever*

  • You're a dork.

  • the angry birds there...made this video....super fucking awesome :q

  • angry birds pillows

  • asian girl on a "carra"....lmao

    

  • I have beat Borderlands and am all not that excited for bordelands 2.

    Being a level 58 soldier, ive been everywhere in the game and it is way to glitchy of a game.

    if you go to the Dalh Headlands and run your car in the wall<,then get out<,you fall through the map.

  • i won't be using toby because I have a lazy eye

  • Lol asking the Daily Mail why there aren't any Asians or black people in their newspaper.. that's because they want them rounded up and kept in internment camps, Daily Mail thinks everyone and everything except white people people causes cancer.

  • they shouldve taken victoria justices cheekbones instead

  • ailey mail is kinda racist

  • im a bit late but in the uk the d

  • i wanna see video games and suffed animals and cute people :P

  • The so-called "Ultimate Woman" sort of looks like on of those Japanese human-form robots. Perhaps that's the design their going for.

  • fudge yeah!!!!!

  • I'm from switzerland and I love your videos :)

  • <3

  • that chick kinda looks like the girl from princess diaries Anne Hathaway but id take megan fox any day

  • Is that one couch or small chairs put together

  • I never won anything in my lie!

  • Will you marry me <3?

  • Y U NO GIVE ME $200.

    (I<3u),

    (<3?).

  • The perfect woman kind of reminds me of Gemma Arterton.

  • Fucking annoying. The angry bird pillows and shit. Really? 10 years old

  • any asian girl on top of a carrrrah

  • lucy pinder is the perfect woman

  • c vm

  • A lighter skinned Kardashian?!?! LOL! I Love it!

  • i want that couch. where do you get those stuffed animals?

  • TARDIS in the back....

  • Yuck

  • It wasn't Alien Ant Farm, smooth criminal was first a Michael Jackson song

  • @tube7ist He knows that. He was just saying that was good too.

  • They mistake perfection for beauty. You can average out the most common facial features on earth and make an image of a "perfect" person, but they'll be rather plain. These people were looking for a drop-dead-gorgeous woman that everyone would agree was beautiful above measure. I'll help them out when I've finished counting to infinity.

  • I feel bad because i think i'm the only person that may say this,

    TOBII is Great! but what about blind people -.-

  • @xXCareBearRapistXx Voice recognition.

  • He mentions Alien Ant Farm, I love you phil

  • PUTTING all them women together wasn't the smarties idea

  • @uthasonii hehe...I like to eat smarties.

  • there is no universal perfect woman, everyone has different taste. 

  • Ew..

  • I didn't expect her to look great, but she's still bangable.

  • any asian girl on top of the caw-ra....

  • She's perfect to some people but she ain't pretty at all!

  • @WheelingFool nobody said you had to read my comment. Translation: shut up pussy

  • hi:)

  • with ur eyes? we'd have... why the fuck did you stare at that google chrome app!! :@

  • Anny "Asian Girl" Ontopofacara? I love that chick! ^^

  • Man I got these cheeseburgers man.

  • i want that 200 bucks card! O:

  • So... nobody realise yet that this tobii technology is going to completely ruin any fps games?

    Ofc, if your at counter strike tournament lvl it probably wont change all that much but for anyone that cant afford this kind of setup multiplayer fps will become a complete ass rape...

  • De de de da de de de de de Der da

  • watch?v=mzxWEuHVAas what a loser. go to that link if you wanna see sxephil beg for money like the shit cunt he is lol lmao. I'm so grateful to to youtuber that uploaded this. this made me laugh so hard. Oh and if you think im a dick head IDC

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  • @videomaker74 this man has done more to educate the public than you ever will in your sad pathetic life. and for that i and many others greatly idolize him. you only insult him because he has done and still will do more than you could ever dream of... so i say to you" you are a no good son of a gun rapscallion with dandelion legs and flabby eleanor roosevelt arms whos not fit for service in the girl scouts" ya fuckin scuzbucket.

  • @aran342 you can say what ever you want to be but in the end i did not go on the internet and beg for money lmao. I wonder how the world would be without yt i wonder if he would have begged on the streets lol. First of you dont know me and you dont know how my life is so congrats on saying absolute crap. Dumb ass!

  • @videomaker74 p.s. if your head wasnt so far up your ass that your brain was long ago squeezed out of your ears and into your intestines completely destroying your knowlege of biology CUNTS CANT SHIT!

  • @aran342 If you had any basic knowledge of biology then you would know if my head was really up my ass i wont be able to be on the internet talking to you lol. PS Cunts is a slang world so nice job on making ur self look like a dumb ass

  • the perfect woman is jut awful

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  • what kind of parent would pay for that lawyer?

  • When you said, "...your eyes or your mouths OR..." you started moving your hand down. I thought you were going somewhere dirty. Then you moved on. I loled.

  • cool GPS

  • Ashely sky all the way!

  • That woman scares me

  • give me money!!!

  • Any girl on a car really

  • the perfect woman is ugly

  • @mynameishunter12345 my perfecy woman named Jill

  • @mynameishunter12345 She's got the neck of a giraffe. Thumbs up if you noticed.

  • Lol car....a

  • lawl

  • poop

  • Haha the comment about the Xbox kinect Is soo true! I thought that it would be super easy but it's really hard!

  • How did you get Justin Bieber to participate in the intro?

  • TARDIS

  • wow that women they "created" is freakin weird lookin :S

  • Loved it!!!

  • Giftcard! lol but I do want that eye controlling cursor o;

  • i want poop

  • her neck is wwaaaaaaaaayyyyy too long otherwise... DAYUM

  • That girl is actually really pretty!!!

  • glad ur one of the few guys that think all womanare beautiful in some way.. and lol i wud expect a blonde to do somethig that stupid.. just waitig for the day to come

  • He looks like Finn from Glee!

  • havent felt the need to hit subscribe in around 2-3 years? convinced, nice vid man

  • THIS PERFECT WOMAN U SHOW US I THINK SHES PRETTY UGLY

  • that "girl" looked just like kim kardashian .. like you said

  • (Black girl here!)

  • I love you, PHIL!! I laughed SO FUCKIN' HARD at the bungee jumping thing! (I hope she's okay!) God, I love you, Phil!

  • I love the angry birds crew on the couch! :)

  • What I want to know is who in the hell thinks Angelina Jolie's lips are anywhere near perfect?

    There are very few celebrities who are actually attractive. Most of them just have striking features and a memorable face. That's why they're famous.

  • woah she is super pretty wish i was her..

  • i love you phil... but the alien ant farm version SUCKED

  • man! a GPS that stears people away from the Ghetto!...u know i kinda have mixed feelings about that! it was terrible execution of a pretty good idea....

  • not the perfect dude

  • none of those girls are perfect, I know the perfect woman, and she stopped talking to me a couple months ago, but hey, I'm getting over, coping as best I can.

  • yooo gimme that gift card random number generatuh, u know you owe me from last night

  • I do agree which the eye to monitor will be a thing of the future we went from push button phones to touch screen phones and now what, you look at something and it does it for you, phones, see it all works out. its just a matter of time

  • Battlefield 3 with Tobii... built in aimbot.

  • this is a comment

  • Am I the only one that was grossed out by the "perfect" woman?

  • @xXImFluffehXx ya right i know

    i am a women but still!

  • honestly that "perfect girl" was ugly.

  • i like my mouse...

  • This Was Awesome!!!!!!!! :P

  • this was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Actually schools can dictate that shit...they are able to take away rights as a U.S. citizen when you enter those doors

  • YES

  • what about people with lazy eyes? How would they use Tobii?

  • this is awesome!!!! subscribeddddddd

  • TOBUSCUS!!!!

  • 2/10, would not bang

  • GAHHHHH

  • nice love poster in the back ground

  • Your awesome Philly D

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  • Pineapple sauce =}

  • I love TOBY<3 haha

  • FUAAAAAAAAAKA

  • AMAZON IN YO FACE!!!

  • cover your face :P

  • DO want ;)

  • Slutty? Define 'slutty'. She is 18... Oh wait, you are able to drive a car in the US when 16, but not take sexy (and consensual) pic's when 18. CRAY CRAY

  • ive seen that picture before, her neck looks like a giraffe

  • Answer: NOPE! My wife is the perfect woman.  Check...mate. :)

  • Pffft being the nerd I am, I would use that card for my cosplays and wigs XDDD

    But the 'perfect celebrity' scares me.Not only does it look like a loosely glued together mashup of somesort,it's disturbing.There isn't ONE perfect woman.Or man for that matter. We all bring something different to the table.So shouldn't we be working on something like,making ourselves better/happier? I would love that.A picture of the happiest and most true to themself person.Something I'd look up to.

  • He has the most annoying voice in the world.

  • @laaaaaaa8 Nobody said you had to watch the video. Just sayin'...... Translation: take your negativity elsewhere.

  • colorado?.. is that where she is from...i live here and i never heard of her...

  • Xbox 540 and Windows 8 updates

  • "Delicious, delicious Chick-Fil-A"

    Phil you are awesome.

  • Ps4

  • i want AMAZON moneyzzzzz

  • Im mostly interested on the things in the background....mostly the tardis

  • I like what you have to say, that was interesting and I learnt about whats happening in the technological world without having to read a long article, thanks!

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  • Haha, angry birds :) luv em

  • Phil what will they do for cross eyed peeps ??!?!

  • Who else other than myself, can repeat his intro verbatim?

  • :)

  • TARDIS

  • That " perfect" women is an ugly bitch

  • Asian girl on CARA. Thtat's funny cause CARA means dick in my language. Seriously it does!

  • @157GOLIATH To google translate!!!

  • @157GOLIATH "cara" means "face" in my dad's language (spanish)

  • @157GOLIATH Whats ur language?

  • @MegaCableTV Bosnian

  • @157GOLIATH Awesome you should come to the US, and ask women out, and tell them that you pick them up on your CARA. Pull this on white liberal chicks from the suburbs. If they start having an attitude, which is normal, just tell them they are disrespecting your culture, and that they are racist. They already feel guilt because deep down they know they are racist, but don't want to admit it.

  • @MexicanMaskShow You went on a racism rant, over something that didn't involve race in the least bit lol. Say's something about you. 

  • @157GOLIATH

    are u from kosova?

  • @albionbsc1 BiH ;)

  • SHUT UP!

  • I like your hair, Philly!

  • pelt me pretty please

  • omg!!!!!!!!

  • @stupotblues what?

    

  • Drivers should focus on the road. Watch out for bikers.

  • ew

  • lol, nipple

  • No such thing as a Perfect person. Male or female. Period. Don't waste your time and resources.

  • can you imagine the eye strain...

  • In my Country I see better Womens in every corner haha! Vivaa Venezuelaa pero (but) Fuera (out) Chavez ! have you check out "The Miss Venezuela Show"? Sweet!

    I Study In caracas city The Heaven when you walk in the streets

  • I need that gift card!

  • omg all that technology!!!!! are ppl really getting so lazy that they cant even use a mouse for a computer!!!!!

  • PICK THIS COMMENT!!!

  • my girlfreind is the perfect woman. in my view anyway

  • "perfect woman" = 2/10 would not bang

  • sexy women

  • sxephilll!!!!

    

  • for every person a different girl is perfect so their isn't such thing as a girl at the top of the food chain.

  • That 'ultimate woman' looks an awful lot like Katrina Law?

  • So.... I heard you like Shower Gel. ;D

  • McDonalds chicken nuggets used to be that small, now and days. Not really they're HUGE.

  • technology is getting too advanced

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