Audition starts as a lighthearted comedy then transitions to a romance chick flick then to disturbing and sick horror all in one movie. I think this is what freaks me out the most.
During the audition scenes, the looks that Yoshikawa gives Aoyama when he, out of the blue, starts with his questions and rather long-winded observations regarding Asami are priceless. Aoyama also offered his existentialist theories about life in there as well. I especially liked Yoshikawa, when looking incredulously at him, asks Aoyama, "Are you finished?" Cracks me up every time I watch this film.
@Polfuropsy -- Great grammar and spelling in your comment, buddy boy. I hope you do better when you are sent to summer school. Keep up the good work.!
@rem2267 Does it look like I give a fuck ? & I'm not a boy you gender confused fuck. Go shove your pathetic excuse for a penis up your ass & get a life, waste of space.
@Polfuropsy -- And just what makes YOU think that I'M a guy, because I am a woman. Buddy boy is an expression, usually used as a term of derision.
Anyway, I won't waste any more of my time concerning this boring bitch-fest. Instead, I'll just let both of your posts speak for themselves, Miss Dunce-cap.
This movie was more sad and disturbing than scary... >.> I do love how this story could have been a romance if you changed the girl from creepy to just a girl with a lot of grief. XD Strange how one alteration in a character will change the entire genre of the movie.
The gruesome things haven't even started and already I love this movie! It's so charming; I really like all the characters. Still excited for it to get really good.
A mí me parece que no se ve como un fantasma, más bien se asemeja a algo mucho más inofensivo, pero los que ya vimos la peli sabemos que no es precisamente un ángel...
shes got really healthy pretty blue/black hair, it seems so...romantic with the interview, the son/dog/dad relationship, the sons romantic life......GORE! wtf? artistic to the MAX pppl. the MAX. i cant wait to finish watching this...oh boy oh boy...
When the Buddy is trying to explain what wrong with the girl, he's right about the chemical part. If it was me trying to talk sense into a friend, I woulda mentioned the girl's pancake ass at some point.C'mon.
Hahaha, woman, you probably have no idea where this movie is really heading into. Feel *jealous*? Wait till the end and tell me if you still feel ~jealous~.
"This is a scar from my 1st suicide atemped and here is the scar from the 2nd. I have been to the asylum 3 times" one of the best quotes i've ever heard>
Something Chemically wrong about her? WTF IS THAT!? And I dont understand why she says it's her hips that are damaged when its her right thigh that has a burnt scar
I like that chick in 0:22
LongDieseldog 2 weeks ago in playlist Audition 1999
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as soon as i saw boobs i new what the comments would be about
TheKanonHara 2 months ago
"Dozo" seems to work for any situation
runscape46orsomeshit 4 months ago
Lol . The old man was trying to look good for Azumi . She is pretty young & beautiful :) but I know she'll be the bad one O_____O
kahoko04 4 months ago
nice boobs hehe
lacelailaful 5 months ago
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BOOBS on youtube?
imma report this shit :D
Thetrollmaster2000 6 months ago
Audition starts as a lighthearted comedy then transitions to a romance chick flick then to disturbing and sick horror all in one movie. I think this is what freaks me out the most.
sweetsweatyfeet 6 months ago in playlist Audition movie
why can a guy takes his shirt off and show his chest but its not right for a women to do the same -.-
guys have nipples too
fpsisfun 7 months ago
@fpsisfun Because no one wants to see a guy take off his shirt! But a girl taking off her shirt is sexy!
scrambledpenis 3 months ago
LMAO dude is perplexed. he's like '>.> wtf is wrong with you?!'
xBrokenxPaperxDollsx 8 months ago 3
i dont know why but i dont see this as a horror film xD.
MisterPudd 8 months ago
does anyone know the song played during the audition part?
DialKforKong 10 months ago
It's kind of bizarre, this scene would fit in so well in a typical Sandra Bullock romantic comedy.
VicVinegar 10 months ago
His son is a dinosaur nerd, so adorable! XD
lalbenatan 10 months ago 4
"Keep her for another job" LOL
e16able 11 months ago 2
her hair is so *shiny*
Demario300 1 year ago
don't judge a book by it's covers :D
moiaiyou19 1 year ago
Fun Fact: The guy in the White shirt is one of the Bosses from Kill Bill Vol. 1.
Raidenfenix 1 year ago 4
Ahhh uncut scene!!
minhang5041992 1 year ago
Girls getting naked at castings, adult movie actresses... I´m booking a flight to Japan, who wants to come with ? xD
IbanezKing666 1 year ago 11
@IbanezKing666 Hahaha! I'm Booking A Flight To Japan! :) "Gotta Say Japanese Girls Are So Cute"
AnimeNewsRadio101 10 months ago
@IbanezKing666 why are asian women so hott?
scrambledpenis 3 months ago
His friend keep looking at them. hahahhaha. awkward.
kyla1ful 1 year ago
Boobs youtube.
FINALLY!
DarkGuitarKid 1 year ago
boobs <3
sYrOcKz805 1 year ago
"My office was only for adult videos."
"Keep her for another job!"
lol. Great movie
shiverpunt 1 year ago 35
O SHET DON'T WATCH 2:15 KIDS !!!! DON'T!!!
99knight 1 year ago
wow, 2 suicide attempts, she really fails at killing herself.... and it's not even that hard!
TXtab 1 year ago
@TXtab how do u know it's not hard? have u personnally tried it?
RocketZZZ 1 year ago
@RocketZZZ No, but the steps don't seem that complicated, step one, raise gun to head, step two, fire, step three, there is no step three.
TXtab 1 year ago
Yes there are boobs but so what? -.-No need to kick up such a big fuss...
stjianqing 1 year ago 2
During the audition scenes, the looks that Yoshikawa gives Aoyama when he, out of the blue, starts with his questions and rather long-winded observations regarding Asami are priceless. Aoyama also offered his existentialist theories about life in there as well. I especially liked Yoshikawa, when looking incredulously at him, asks Aoyama, "Are you finished?" Cracks me up every time I watch this film.
rem2267 1 year ago
Japanese Boobs FTW
DeathNoteFreak000 1 year ago 5
THE TITS ARE GONE?!
frankierolover4eva 1 year ago
oh look boobs... big deal. Stop drooling over naked females ffs
BLCEK 1 year ago
when I seen the tits, I chocked on my water XD
Polfuropsy 1 year ago
@Polfuropsy -- Great grammar and spelling in your comment, buddy boy. I hope you do better when you are sent to summer school. Keep up the good work.!
rem2267 1 year ago
@rem2267 Does it look like I give a fuck ? & I'm not a boy you gender confused fuck. Go shove your pathetic excuse for a penis up your ass & get a life, waste of space.
Polfuropsy 1 year ago
@Polfuropsy -- And just what makes YOU think that I'M a guy, because I am a woman. Buddy boy is an expression, usually used as a term of derision.
Anyway, I won't waste any more of my time concerning this boring bitch-fest. Instead, I'll just let both of your posts speak for themselves, Miss Dunce-cap.
rem2267 1 year ago
This movie was more sad and disturbing than scary... >.> I do love how this story could have been a romance if you changed the girl from creepy to just a girl with a lot of grief. XD Strange how one alteration in a character will change the entire genre of the movie.
Soliloquy33 1 year ago
she showed her tits that was so hot
spoogerification 1 year ago
Wow yu guys are such perverts ! Yu act liek its the first time seen boobs , get a life.....
yaimthebomb5 1 year ago 4
"Take a bath" lol
WinterTroll 1 year ago
2:15 nice!
molrodoo 1 year ago
they actually got to show boobies on youtube? XD
alyssatapakxx 1 year ago
@alyssatapakxx I've seen quite a lot of boobs on youtube actually, when they are in the middle of the video when youtube doesn't tend to detect it.
Human52093 1 year ago
Thks 4 the upload maytee.
MissFunkygurl 1 year ago
The kid going nom nom nom!
CaptainPommby 1 year ago
asian women are hot! ;D...
CaptainPommby 1 year ago
dont understand the story 0-0
underdead1 1 year ago
The widowed man somewhat looks like the investigator from the american grudge.
HottMexICan94 2 years ago 2
That's because it is him. :)
Kristiekins2 2 years ago 6
@HottMexICan94 It is the same guy from the grudge.
TuskenHaunter 1 year ago
this movie has sort of an American style pacing too it
jmccu100 2 years ago 4
visitor q, if you dont mind watching necrophilia, incest, poop fetishes and elder abuse its great!
quoe1 2 years ago 2
boobies!!!!!!
princejmye 2 years ago 5
That kid eats like me xD
TinyVessels00 2 years ago 2
Can anyone recommend any other Takashi Miike films?, Thanks.
langano 2 years ago 3
Check out Ichi the Killer. It's pretty cool.
MiikaFromFinland 2 years ago 4
Koroshiya - aka Ichi the killer, Also a great movie from takeshi
smokeybaconlove 2 years ago 5
Imprint, Visitor Q, Dead or Alive trilogy, One Missed Call ...
RichiBitch 2 years ago 2
The gruesome things haven't even started and already I love this movie! It's so charming; I really like all the characters. Still excited for it to get really good.
Chloroformityy 2 years ago 3
wooo titties on you tube!
spidey513 2 years ago 4
LOL.
itchyb00 2 years ago 2
haha he would have been better off with the girl who cut her wrist and been in the isalm 3 times.
LeeTheG6 2 years ago
Islam? You mean asylum?
LittlePinky82 2 years ago 7
NUDITY, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
LoganBlackP 2 years ago 3
damn japanese create scary movies
BozzTraceur 2 years ago 3
Interesting they must've held an audition for the audition in Audition and the same girl wins either way.
and to those who might be becoming impatient with the setup, trust me, this is going somewhere.
wasabidangerpart3 2 years ago 3
yeah I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if some of those were real auditions. And I'm one of those impatient people. Thx 4 the assurance.
ecgospelg 2 years ago 2
The guy on the left during the interview is clearly the same actor that played Suzuki's crime boss in Ichi the Killer
RainMan34 2 years ago
2:17 OMFG BEWBS
Shreddville 2 years ago
AND they dont look very nice
btw im bi not lez haha
MigjawPuppet91 2 years ago 2
That boy eats like a pig, such bad manners, tsk tsk
TheHappinessFaerie 2 years ago 5
Just watch the rest of the movie. The last 20 minutes alone are worth the wait!
tabandmop 2 years ago 2
T_T...is this really a horror movie???
burlz016 2 years ago
Its in the traditional horror vein where everything is a buildup to the last 20 minutes
Asylum07MasterMadman 2 years ago 3
LOL! XD
v
KagomeHigurashi 2 years ago 2
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so when does the raping begin?
fleamarket3000 2 years ago
I find the main character extremely annoying for some reason
jvmaniac 2 years ago
I like Asami.
Dresden1065 2 years ago
Gosh,"otsukaresama des " has soooo many meanings.
doranda777 2 years ago
It's usually a term of appreciation, isn't it? :]
DizzyVixen 2 years ago 2
That guys "Boss Tanaka" from "Kill Bill Vol.1"
Lucy Lui's character cuts his head off for being an asshole at there meeting!!!
thats awesome lol
Dedication1234 2 years ago 6
I thought that he looked like that guy!!!
Raidenfenix 2 years ago
lol yep its him... apparently hes like a big japanese actor
Dedication1234 2 years ago
amazing how one can mistaken a dangerous woman for being sincere.
LadyLibra34 3 years ago
A mí me parece que no se ve como un fantasma, más bien se asemeja a algo mucho más inofensivo, pero los que ya vimos la peli sabemos que no es precisamente un ángel...
LABARBA01 3 years ago
that asami looks like a ghost. i guess that's why she's the scary lady in this movie. haha.
erincarnaudrey 3 years ago
This is good.
drewskione 3 years ago
LOL
maan. the girls at the auditions are hilarious.
"my office used to be in the adult industry..."
"lets keep her for something else..."
LOL
but nah. just watching that guy ramble on about life to that girl was hilarious as well. his friend was just staring.
pessimisticperson 3 years ago 6
2:08
ha ha ha! That's great
AnnaKin 3 years ago
"The inrerview is finished."
"But I havn't finished what I want go say"
BusHitStudios 3 years ago
Woah that lady took her shirt off at 2:15
itsangelie 3 years ago
"This scar is from my 1st suicide atempt. This scar is from my second. Ive been to the asylum 3 times.." uhhh WTF XD
Neji411 3 years ago 50
lol i love that part!!
Kyle78965 3 years ago 3
yea and she came back too. thats the most hilarious part
trezeafriendly 3 years ago
@Neji411 i laughed so hard at that ! lol
TheParamorelover101 1 year ago
@Neji411 xD LMFAO that should be something u say in a job interview xD wait.. xD
ClaireBluvNikki 1 year ago
"When I was two, my mother decided that I'd be an actress"
Haha!
ElegantxEmily 3 years ago 2
man that's one helluva unassuming grl... it's hard to believe she cld go around killing ppl the way she does... man that's some weird shit!
francisgodspeed 3 years ago
BOOBS!!!
codeman494 3 years ago
jajaj un dinosaurio de Argentina!!!
laitilafreya 3 years ago
Holy shit...is...is that...IS THAT BOSS TANAKA!! :D
animegalc4 3 years ago 2
I was thinking the same thing.From Kill Bill right?
MIKEPRESL 3 years ago
Yes.
animegalc4 3 years ago
The girl on 0:28 is one of the most beautiful!!!
igormanusovich 3 years ago
shes got really healthy pretty blue/black hair, it seems so...romantic with the interview, the son/dog/dad relationship, the sons romantic life......GORE! wtf? artistic to the MAX pppl. the MAX. i cant wait to finish watching this...oh boy oh boy...
6u661e 3 years ago
the part he himself asks the girl is so hilarious lmfao!
motherpunker1 3 years ago
that was a lot of crazyness to go through. then they had to come to the craziest!
djrider86 3 years ago 4
take a bath LOL nice
livefreeash 3 years ago
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all the bitches look the same, whats so tough with choosing one?
NiceCreamPuffs 3 years ago
ey fuk u faget u need to get ur eyes cheked bitch dont rite bac
CradleOfFilth52493 3 years ago
well its true maybe u gotta get ur eyes checked fag hahahahaha fuck ur mother
NiceCreamPuffs 3 years ago
wow tht was a realy gay coment dont tlk to me queer
CradleOfFilth52493 3 years ago
well its better than be a shithead like u , u fucking homopobic !!!
BaRx0 3 years ago
i hope you die in a pit of hot boiling lava
anime4eva14 3 years ago
aww hes in LOOOOOOVE
oh man oh man.
this movies great
angelapanda3 3 years ago
'Keep her for another job'lol. his friend is funny
kmmanu 3 years ago 9
mmm...Japanese girls. I guess I wont have too much time to admire them before the fucked up stuff starts...
petrucci123 3 years ago
When the Buddy is trying to explain what wrong with the girl, he's right about the chemical part. If it was me trying to talk sense into a friend, I woulda mentioned the girl's pancake ass at some point.C'mon.
BullRonin 3 years ago 7
No he hasnt. I like how he/she is like CANT WAIT FOR THE GORE! Watch it for the film not the gore, if you want gore go get Traces of Death.
iscream22 3 years ago 2
well, the beginning has sure been nice and humorous. can't wait for the gore to kick in. :D
WittyCookie 3 years ago 18
on 2:14 tht grl is DETERMINED! lol she ACTUALLY DID THAT OoO lol
chicchic147 3 years ago 5
Thank you for uploading this, I really like this movie... and the boots those girls wear! :jealous:
Luluken 4 years ago
Hahaha, woman, you probably have no idea where this movie is really heading into. Feel *jealous*? Wait till the end and tell me if you still feel ~jealous~.
wjrmonkey 4 years ago 3
7 years more mature? Sexist much?
mustaine89 4 years ago 4
BOOBIES! lol why the hell did that one girl take off her bra??
Vindicut 4 years ago 4
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nahhh shit fuck that. young girls date older guys cuz of their money... like their suger dadday =]
yuksterboy 4 years ago
Something chemical about her? I'd say 'maniacal'. Goodness, she looks like a potential vampire.
qwertyproulx 4 years ago 8
there are plenty of young men who would date wrinkly desperate ladies. Golddiggers come in all shapes and sizes
Kelseyp00 4 years ago 7
lol.
For a psychotic horror movie, this one sure is funny.
heavenspaw 4 years ago 4
.. u havnt seen the rest of the parts havnt you?
sandyny 3 years ago
Is the guy in this movie the one who played detective characters on Moon Child and The Grudge?
cloudxleon 4 years ago 2
Um hello, but aren't you forgetting about those "M.I.L.F.'s?"
marly100 4 years ago
"This is a scar from my 1st suicide atemped and here is the scar from the 2nd. I have been to the asylum 3 times" one of the best quotes i've ever heard>
hollakarate 4 years ago 12
Lol Boss Tanaka is like "what the hell are you on about bud?"
heatheretta 4 years ago 2
She is creepy looking and dressed like a "yurei" ghost in Japanese folklore (white dress/robe and long hair)
heatheretta 4 years ago 7
i think she really must remind him of his wife for him to be gettin all obsessed and stuff
bergler71 4 years ago
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old man dating girls half his age gross
bzrock87 4 years ago
So many nice looking Japanese ladies. This is my favorite movie ever!
drnrg31 4 years ago 3
This film so far was funny as hell, except the beginning, which was quite sad. I like it when there's some humour in creepy movies. ^^
Thx for uploading.
AsFlowingWater 4 years ago
"we finished your interview from before."
"but i haven't finished what i have to say."
lmfao. that was the best line hahaha.
LaLaManfr0 4 years ago 5
lol i agree completely.
nicababi86 4 years ago
xD That cracked me up also.
Demyxrocks 4 years ago
these japanese are so gorgeous! aaaah jesus...
aloisdaniel 4 years ago 2
Something Chemically wrong about her? WTF IS THAT!? And I dont understand why she says it's her hips that are damaged when its her right thigh that has a burnt scar
JenovaExile 4 years ago
shes not like that cute that much... but psycho dude
krazykittengal 4 years ago
so funny the way that his friend was staring at him talking to the girl
RinLove 5 years ago
Those auditions were just the funniest ever. And, yes, she is pretty. She is just a tad bit psychotic.... =P
HatshepsutLecter 5 years ago
Aw, she's so preety!
beppin14 5 years ago
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
beppin14 5 years ago