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  • Did some bloke shout "All the blacks"?

  • That Virgo was meant to be vego btw whoops

  • Morissey is such a flaming shit bag. I have been a vegan for 5 years and a vegetarian for three years before that. All Morissey does is push vegetarianism on people like a religious nut promoting a new sect. He does nothing to promote it, he just says if you eat meat you're a prick. I can't believe people cheer at the crap this man goes on with. And then there's the whole ordering people to be searched for meat at his gigs issue. If you want be Virgo, great. If you want to eat meat I don't agre

  • Jesus wasn't a vegetarian

  • But Morrissey is a pretentious wanker.

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  • You are the biggest thing that is wrong the modern England you complete and utter cunt.

  • @PeeballMcKimboe who morrissey ?

  • Morrisey's a bell end.

  • @neviatha why the fuck u here then, piss off is your gonna comment about Morrissey like that u cunt!

  • @P73D470R Away and suck a fat one you wee prick..... I wanted to hear this so called rant and for someone who is supposed to be so good with words I found this non-rant to be quite juvenile and ill conceived. Just an old rambling man wasting valuable. If this hero of yours wants to throw out opinions on any topic (regardless of what it is) and it's put into the public domain, then it should be my right if I choose to scrutinise what he is talking about.

    Away and bolt... bellend.

  • @neviatha *wasting valuable air

  • Morrissey is an irrelevent old fart who should clear off back to his luxury LA pad, eat his cock-shaped tofu, and shut the fuck up.

  • @Footbooker He doesn't live there anymore.

  • I've seen Morrissey many times and will continue to do so as long as he tours, I don't agree with his veggie views and will eat meat till my colon burst. He can be funny fucker the older he gets but after seeing the bigger picture about life from such an early age I don't blame him. Life is indeed a pigsty.

  • @damedoodie all fucking religions

  • @damedoodie well said

  • Hope you enjoy your leather seats, morrissey.. prick.

  • jamie is a cunt ..for killing animals,,,someone must cook him

  • Morrissey is a gobshite 

  • Morrisey is what's wrong with modern England. Twat!!!

  • Oliver is good at self promotion, the idea of the "school meal" nonsense wasnt even his anyway, Moz has turned many off eating dead animals, bless his mancunian socks.

  • three things wrong about modern england ... 1. morrissey 2. morrissey and 3. morrissey

    at least jamie oliver is trying to do something positive regarding schools meals unlike this overrated dickless cunt in this video who prefers to whine about it but does nothing to contribute or present a solution simply because he has NO ideas cos he a self righteous twat.

  • he can cook better than you can sing, and you didn,t get that fat on nut fucking cutlets irrelevant attention seeking closet bacon buttie munching tosser

  • meanwhile back on earth

  • The Smiths Ace, Miles Davies ? You have to have Van Goghs ear to enjoy that noise.

  • Hey Morrissey, we don't care that for whatever reason you don't like Jamie Oliver. Just sing. Actually on second thoughts carry on talking as I don't want to hear your awful solo stuff or your rather weak musically rearranged Smiths songs.

  • Fuck Jamie Oliver, that twisted cunt slaughtered a lamb on his TV show. I see no problem in what Morrissey is saying. 

  • @Fallen80sChild I haven't seen that episode. I wish it was fucking morrissey he slaughtered.

  • しゃくれ。

  • It's normal for a vegetarian to hate Jamie Oliver you guys are idiot ! xDDDD

  • I've always wondered how Morrissey managed to get so chubby eating lettuce all day.. I mean Dang, you'd think he was slamming 3 Big Macs a day, I love Morrissey, but a scale doesnt lie hahaha

  • Morrissey got turned down by Oliver, that's all

  • #1 - Smith's breaking up 20 yrs ago. The music we lost as a result is immeasurable.

  • Not sure about number two but the others are spot on!

  • I agree with Morrissey about all 3 things.

  • Haha, gotta love Moz! :)

  • what an asshole.

  • maybe jamie olivers heart is in the right place but he is going about stuff the wrong way.

    when I was in school all his "healty school meals" thing was happening they took away our chips and pizza replaced it with salad and sandwiches which were overpriced so people just went onto packed lunches and brought in junk food or got freinds to bring them fish and chips etc to the school gates

    if he is going to force his ideas on people he should of made them viable alternetives (jamie oliver)

  • @Anotherrnumber I don't think the pricing structure of 'salad and sandwiches' at your school is Jamie Olivers fault, that's a school management issue. Neither should you pass the buck. Take responsibility for your own healthy diet. The problem is that negative behaviour i.e. eating junk food, is reinforced by schools and parents instead of really trying to tackle it head on. Also kids need to take responsibility for their own eating habits if they have the choice.

  • What a twat

  • So its not our greedy politicians, sucking American politicians dicks, or selling the population down the river in favour of wealthy bankers, corporate interests and then making us pick up the bill and the hardship to come. Youve got too much time on your hands Morrisey. Jamie Oliver is the least of Englands problems. Westminister is Englands biggest problem.

  • If this was a video of Jamie Oliver saying "the only 3 things wrong with modern England are 1) Morrisey, 2) Morrisey and 3) Morrisey"...THEN it would make more sense.

  • 100s of things wrong with modern England.

  • Jamie oliver is a fucking limey bastard. Don't tell people what to eat, asshole.

  • @RDBeatnik No Yank,  Jamie Oliver is a Fucking Bastard who just happens to be English.

  • Morrissey is a fantastic and talented musician. One of the greatest of all time.

    But outside of music he is a nauseating twat.

  • @drummerdickens why is someone who cares for animals and hates the slaughter of them a twat?

  • @bensimps123

    Because he is preachy and condescending about animal rights. He does far more damage to the animal rights movement than good by being a pompous prick about it. He is the perfect caricature of the self righteous vegan; rather than decide to change their diet, people laugh and scoff at Morriseys behaviour because he's so antagonistic and offensive about it.

    His views only serve to appeal to the already converted and piss everyone else off.

  • @bensimps123 Because we eat animals and to be eaten they must be slaughtered

  • @03Dmartin more like murdered

  • Also, isn't it a little harsh to wish death upon someone?

  • Vegetarian, morrissey obsessive, j.o. hater prior to morrissey fangirlism and vegetarianism and discovery of the lamb fiasco.

    Need I go on?

    Jamie also promotes meat eating. Need I go on?

  • There's only one problem with my life. I sometimes have to look or listen to Morrissey against my own will. Then I cry. Then the depression kicks in. Just die you fuckin cunt.

  • @xxx111Gd You were literally forced to watch this video then?

  • twat. jealous twat.

  • Morrisey is a fucking idiot. One of these celebs that think it's "cool" to be a dick and not care. What a twelve incher... and his music is fucking shit. Probably pissed off with Jamie because if every Childs parent actually gave a fuck about what their child ate and kept healthy, his stupid cunt of a song "you're the one for me, fatty" would be seen to be more idiotic than it already is! I

  • I like morrisey as a poet/somewriter. but this was absolutely stupid, uncalled for even

  • what an old boring FOP !

  • MORRISSEY IS A FOOL, AN IDIOT

  • Well that was a total waste of one whole minute of my life ....

  • Morrissey is a Pelican.

  • Since the flack he's taken for this childish and no doubt regretable outburst, Morrissey plans to open his next tour with- 'There are only three things wrong with modern England- 1- Sorrimey. 2- Sorrimey. 3- Sorrimey'. Don't worry pal, I'm sure Jamie's mature enough to accept the apology! Oh by the way- "You Are The Quarry" is an excellent album. I still play it a lot.

  • He is a media whore, and busy body who think he knows what's right for everyone else. He is a bell-end whose tongue is to big for his mouth. All of this bullshit about how much he cares about the health if kids is just an attempt to sell more books.

  • VIVA THE BOTTLE-THROWER le blow for libety

  • Jamie Oliver has done more selfless good deeds that that w__nker ever will. Morrissey what a P--CK!

  • @JuicyVermin what a prick, do u even understand why morrissey is slagging him off

  • @LukeRoby1994 cunt

  • @JuicyVermin ye though so, u dunt know do u pmsl

  • @LukeRoby1994 no i don't boy. You Morrissey's grooming project or something?

  • @JuicyVermin Amen!

  • Ummm I think a lot of folk here are missing the humour...

  • im jamie oliver and these comments hurt me, i was always a fan but not no more

  • i like morrisy alot but i also think jamie oliver is a really good cook and has made some good vegetarian dishes too,

  • Well said mozza! Jaime oliver is not only an anoying twat, he's also a hipocrite. Keeps banging on about the cruel battery farmd chickens yet is quite happy boiling a live lobster or serving veal. I think thats y vegetarian morrissey dislikes him

  • @shebangsthedrums89 What's truly annoying is your ignorance and inability to spell the English language. I bet you don't even know the definition of Hero let alone have the intelligence to spell it out. Jamie Oliver is humane and his crusades are important.

  • What the FUCK does Steve know about "England" the sell out twat lives in the US!

  • Old fart!

  • silly old craven fop !!

  • 1 thing wrong with England...Who let this dude on the stage! ^^ Security please :)

  • I am a huge Morrissey fan and have been since in the early 80's with The Smiths. As a Chef, I also see the skill level of Jamie Oliver. It is very limited to his shows. I dont see him having this major talent to create award winning dishes but I do see him having the talent to repilcate others creations very well. That does take skill.

  • Call this a rant? It only lasted 1 minute, and with rather long pauses too...

  • Morrissey is a sham!

  • Morrissey, your head is painted on.

  • I think they are both cunts. But Morrisey the slightly saggier one.

    For me he always sounds like he is singing to a different song than the one the band in playing.

  • Morrissey is about as relevant as a dead cats arsehole and about as talented and worthwhile as the bog I did today - fucking prat needs a kick in the teeth

  • jamie oliver is like a cancer of smugness get back in the kithcen and shut the fuck up cook

  • wow, morrissey, get a life.

  • Bullocks. Jamie is a great guy and is good for England. Morrissey needs to take the cock out of his arse and start making some original music again.

  • Morrissey's viewpoint on Jamie Oliver is idiotic. Oliver does more in a week than Morrissey has done in years to help people.

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  • Say what you like, Morrissey is worth a million Jamie Olivers.

  • Jamie's done a lot of good for this country. What's this moron ever done?

  • @ElseMush the best thing he ever did was form a perfect target for that hero with the bottle

  • Ha Ha go Morrisey!

  • Jamie Oliver fans should protest against Morrissey tirade, perhaps by hanging themselves

  • Morrissey, another dont do as i do, do as i say champagne socialist. When this jumped up socialist twat opens his mouth he betrays all that is wrong with this country, not Jamie Oliver, who is more of a patriot and has genuine concern for the kids and youth of this country.

  • FUCK MORRISSEY AND HIS EU LOVING ASS

    erger

  • Morrissey.... A talentless, useless self obsessed twunt.

  • Crappy qual.

  • Fuck morrissey! Eat meat!

  • @stavmixer At the same time?!

  • fuck jamie oliver with a broomstick. fuck his life and who cares that wants to stand up for him anyfuckingway?

  • I dont understand why people jump on the band wagon of slagging jamie oliver off, the dude is a good chef but takes some stick for what?? He is an essex boy who happened to make some money by being good at what he does atleast he isn't trying to be anything else. Oliver is also giving something back by giving a shit about other peoples health/eating habits i.e. ministry of food and the school eating campaign. He doesnt need to do that, yet puts so much time and £ into it

  • @soulfunkcity

    Well, ever since that crooked toothed Oliver bastard has come to America, the bandwagon has gotten larger. He needs to fuck off right out of our country and leave his crocodile tears on the other side of the ocean. We don't like getting told what to do, especially by foreigners who look and talk like they have down syndrome.

  • @ls1z28chris rather be crooked toothed then 300 tonne lard waste of skin

  • @soulfunkcity The cunt just wants a knighthood. He and his fans deserve to be pissed on in the streets.

  • @paulsmartialarts that pretty shallow to assume something like that. I think he as more motivation for helping others than to assume he 'just wants a knighthood'

  • @soulfunkcity Jamie Oliver - " I just do what feels good and when I do what feels good magic happens"

    jamie oliver - annoying cockney prick

  • @MrMorgansgoat the guys a good chef so what? I personally haven't heard that quote, kinda sounds like your making it up. Morrisey on the other hand swanning about a stage,shirt open, flowers in the back pocket....thats some how not being a cock and justifys him to judge other people....?

  • @MrMorgansgoat L.A.D.D.

  • @soulfunkcity He is a mockney, now calm the fuck down.

  • @soulfunkcity you say essex boy like it means something

  • @dontleademsomuch it does, it means, he's male and is from essex. WTF do you think I mean? by your response i guess you have also jumped on the oliver hating bandwagon. Personally I couldn't give a fuck where the guy is from, i'm scottish. The point I was making is that he isn't trying to be anything other than himself, unlike fucking morrissey prancing about a stage with a bunch of flowers like a knob and then having the brass neck to have a go at someone who is actually making a difference.

  • @soulfunkcity mate, are you trying to say morrissey hasn't made a difference? Morrissey & The Smiths changed music for crying out loud, I agree jamie has good intentions, but i don't think throwing a few vegetables into a school meal is a greater difference than what Morrissey has achieved. It doesn't take a genius to realise that vegetables are healthy.....whilst the stuff morrissey has come out with ARE genius. Im not on the "oliver hating bandwagon" aswell, i think what he's doing's great....

  • @ElidirMillen I think the band is great but I think morrissey is an arrogant wanker and frankly he has a pretty weak voice. There are definately better front men. The smiths ae a great band, but in my opinion would have been better without him. Especially his fucking pompus rants and tantrums.

  • @ElidirMillen what do you mean they changed music?from what to what??? Eddie cochran , muddy waters , miles davies these are people that changed music not this self opinionated twat that has the voice of a suicidal manic depressive jesus cmon mate do better than that

  • @soulfunkcity Morrissey has a problem with him because he killed a live lamb on his TV show... And yeah that IS wrong.

  • @Fallen80sChild Agreed. Jamie Oliver can fuck himself. 

  • @Fallen80sChild

    Yet if he purchased some lamb chops from the local butcher shop, something that chefs around the world have been doing for ages, it's different, right? At least he did it himself vs. the countless cooks that rely on mass slaughter supply and demand. You might as well just come out and say all meat eaters are wrong, it doesn't count only if you see it happen on a TV show.

  • @Fallen80sChild besides he puts turkey fat on everything when its not necesarry

  • @Fallen80sChild On the other hand, that very thing made a lot of people see the violence involved in eating meat as well as making people see that before eating meat, they should have some idea of where it comes from. It was actually promoting vegetarianism, and against mass produced meat. I expect Morrissey and you are too short sighted to realize this though. (P.S, I'm a huge smiths / Moz fan, and a vegetarian).

  • slagging somebody off without justifying why, very clever. fukking popstars.

  • There are a lot of things wrong with this world, the list goes on, yet there are only a few brilliant things in this world,

    1.Morrissey

    2.Morrissey

    3.Morrissey etc. etc. etc.

  • Three things wrong with Morissey:

    1 He's a wanker

    2 He's a wanker

    3 He's a wanker

  • What`s the point in slagging off Jamie Oliver, why because he only cooks meat, so what? you don`t see Jamie Oliver slagging off Morrissey! it`s Morrissey`s choice to be a vegiteran so why can`t he let people make there own choice and eat meat if they want! selfish cunt

  • I think Jamie Oliver publicly ridiculed Mozza at a charity cookathon actually. I'm sure I read it in the National Enquirer.

  • Jamie Oliver is a great cook.

  • I'll love this guy forever for saying this

  • You f•ckin forgot

    Jonathan Rot(ss)

  • I'm one of the many thousands of Americans who adore Morrissey. He's a brilliant lyricist, singer, and character. I could listen to his lil' diatribes anytime.

  • Haha i love morrissey! Hes a national treasure! Yes... Ive always thought jamie oliver is a bland, winging little attention seeker. I always remember watchin a show ages ago where he was going to famous peoples houses and cooking for them, he went to JK from the band jamiroquai's house and they all just blanked him and watched tv whilst jamie tried to act cool and cook for them, haha made himself look like a right tool.

  • Goodness me, you have issues young man!

  • jamie oliver is a lisp mouth cunt morrissey is fucking amazing

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  • what a prick. Hey Morrissey?

    YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!

  • Crumbs i love this man xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • But the thing about leather is true, it's like saying on the only food in the place has meat in it, ill just have a little bit then, if you can be so determind to not eat meat, then surely you can do the same about leather.

  • Its not all about him not being a Veggie, its because everything that he makes has meat in it, stuff he is showing the country to make, has meat in everything.

  • leather is a by product of the meat trade, if many stopped meat consumption they would soon find an alternative to leather. You say your a vegatarian djslipdisk, odd to see you attacking a fellow vegatarian i find on such a petty point.

  • I love Jamie Oliver ;/

  • I hate morrissey's self congratulating crusade against meat eaters (i like a bit of bacon, so fucking what? Have done all my life) but I agree with his comments on jamie oliver but for completely reasons.

    Mainly because he produces shows aimed at middle class england that are more about snobbery than actual solutions to the state of obesity in this country. He's just a cunt, simple as.

  • Wow, if your life was changed by Meat Is Murder alone you must be pretty dense...

  • By that I mean that one song made you stop eating meat. I first listened to it eating a McDonalds!

    Oh what a cunt I am...

  • I'm more concerned about the rise of Oliver's army. You can see them on Clapham High St every saturday afternoon with their offsprings, and a hundred and one other similar places throughout this land.

  • i know i had to move

  • All the vegetarians on here can suck my meat. Seriously stop whining like a child with thier toys thrown out of the pram.

    You like Lilly Allen, I like Example.

    You like The Killers, I like Slipknot.

    You use Sainsburys, I use Waitrose.

    You have a Sony computer, I have a dell.

    You don't eat meat, I do.

    GET. THE FUCK. OVER IT.

  • You are a narcisisstic loser.

    What makes you think we give a damn about what an arrogant twat like you likes. All the music that you listed is shit.

  • You give a damn enough to reply for a start.

    Well done for constructing such a good arguement as well I might add. All of the music I have listen was done to illustate a point which you quite clearly have missed. Either way by the sounds of it you are about as intelligent as a brick, and probably suck off Morrisy in your sleep.

    Read my original post again, get your mum or something to explain it, and do us all a favour and shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

  • Hm, an interesting visual metaphor has come 2 mind after reading that tripe (which u put so much time + effort typing up). I am now imaging a man standing in the middle of a street who all-of-a-sudden rips his shirt off + yells "Come n' 'ave a go if u think you're 'ard enough!" U being the ridiculous man of course

    U know, believe it or not, ur original post wasnt exactly the most literate thing Ive ever read, so wasnt 2 diffucult 2 understand. Return 2 admiring urself in a mirror

    Tee-hee

  • You can keep replying as much as you want but you care enough to keep replying to my so called 'tripe'. If its tripe why even bother trying to encourage it? You can conjur up all of the visual metaphors you want, it doesn't change the fact that you can't deal with other people's opinions.

  • Couldn't agree with you more.

  • "U know, believe it or not, ur original post wasnt exactly the most literate thing Ive ever read, so wasnt 2 diffucult 2 understand";hilariously ironic considering you have the spelling ability of a 10 year old with downs syndrome.

  • Haha! So predictable...

    As you failed to observe (don't worry, I didnt expect you to) I had difficulty cramming my words into the given amount of space. So I had to make do with cutting out snippets of grammar.

    I apologise that you are so offended at my grammatical shortcuts. God forbid you ever receive a text message!

    You just get worse with every reply don't you?

    Come one, give me another one so I can laugh off your pathetic attempts at pointing out my "stupidity".

  • See what I did? Its called posting multiple comments. You should use your head for once and try it.

    Have you got any actual point in that mess you just threw out from your keyboard? All I can see the main 'points' are:

    1. 'I am a complete fucktard who doesn't have an logical arguement relating to the original point and so I make up for this by shitting out edgy threatening comments. Over the internet.'

    2. 'I love sucking Morrisy's dick with all the other non-meat eating douches.'

    Boohoo.

  • Roflcopter.

    You're boring me now and I don't take anything you say seriously. I won't be replying again.

    I hope your low IQ isn't a disablilty in your future life.

    Bye!

  • Good to see you know when you really are talking shit and don't have any points.

    Oh, and you obviously do take what I say seriously or else you wouldn't have replied so many times.

  • Love how he says the third "Jamie Oliver" with the gunshot thing. What a wonderful man Moz is!

  • Oliver promotes the use of meat by his hideous sainsbury ads , slits the throat of an animal for tv, jumps on Hugh fearnley whittingstall and his attempts to make people aware of the brutal abuse of factory farming. Morrisey advocates a non

    animal diet and a respect for animals, and you say oliver has done more for animal welfare, only a meat eater could be such a denier.

  • I couldn't agree with you more!

  • I'm a vegetairian but I have to say that Morrissey is a fucking fraud.

    He harps on about meat being murder but he still wears leather shoes claiming 'there's literally no alternative'.

    Whata tosspot. Plus his music is the worst sort of bollocks.

  • Mr.Oliver catered for the G20 lot, nobhead, he had the chance to make our world slightly better, bit of something lethal here and there. What a creepy social climber he is.

  • Sour grapes....

  • Emmmmm Mr. Morrisey, that's not 3 things. That is infact only 1 thing........anyways high taxes and chav culture are probably alot more worrying for British people than Jamie fucking Oliver.