How to be a ninja-Oblivion

[zerogbot23]

a true ninja learns how to count

[XZanzaX97]

ahahahahahah part 2 is cool ahahhaha

[madcheater98]

Lol love it

[OfficalHutch]

0:54 true ninja must be fast as laggs

[BobbZzz01]

1) A true Ninja does not take time to aim a bow, he can shoot as soon as he pulls the string.

2) A true Ninja is intelligent and knows how to make proper sentences.

3) A true Ninja does not wear Ninja Attire in broad daylight in front of the public

4) A true Ninja does not have magic telekinesis powers. He is only human.

5) A true Ninja does not upload videos onto the "internet" teaching others how to be a Ninja.

You sir, Fail.

[Jetmann113]

Holy shit people are still playing this? Well, now that I thought about it Skyrim may have reminded people about it, but damn this game is old.

[JohnLennonJohnRus]

haha you missed step three i think ...

[tommieboy]

step 8 a true ninja can read those horrible color combined words easily

[TheElite568]

A true ninja would please tell me how you comited suicide and if mod just say mod

[HawxTeamDelta]

hey whats the current song like got to drunk on christmas eve thingy.. can someone tell me its kinda awesome..

[VampireShogun]

it isent spelled harakiri! its seppuku! and besides seppuku was only performed to save your honour!

[95joejoe]

a ninja says "fast enough to escape guards" not "enough fast to escape guards"

bellend

[95joejoe]

A real ninja identifies dumbasses missing 3rd steps

[taipan686]

a video about how to be a dark brother hood agent and

a black hand dude like lucien lachance

[kingy771]

nonono.  redguards and khajjts and woodelfs r the best.

[Sittacat]

Haha, are you on like a bunch of Skooma at 1:09? xD

[theg0ldenwaffle876]

teleknises????? how

[rickyirishman]

a true ninja wouldent play oblivion they would be training

[ianniddogg]

a true ninja tells the important facts and doesnt make up random bullshit

[TravisTouchown]

Lol. A true ninja doesnt skips step 3. A true ninja spells "posting" correctly. And wasnt the suicide thing from the samurais?

[TipsterGuy]

A true ninja can spell.... "Posing" ? lmfao

[Skwigle]

@TipsterGuy i meant posting >.>

[TipsterGuy]

You missed 3 -----> fail.

Dumbass.

[Adumb50]

Dude, you were running faster than the grass can load!

[CJTheInvader]

a true ninja Puts 7 steps in. Not 6. And a true ninja learns not to skip 3....

[Skwigle]

@CJTheInvader a true retard starts spamming without reading the description

you sir, are an idiot

[CJTheInvader]

@Skwigle a true idiot learns that sequel is not spelled sequal. like you did so in the description. and when i watched this video there was no FAQ. not to mention my comment was portrayed as a joke. So you can get the thing stuck up your ass and stop being a dick. YOU SIR. need to calm the fuck down :D

[XZanzaX97]

@Skwigle but you still failed

[Grassburn996]

whats the name of the new song

[maxpoo98]

for step 2 u could of said a master of disguise

[bustamove1415]

a true ninja must not lag

[ninjablood1234]

i think u should put ninja skills if its pc if its not the nevermind

[jgag100591308]

how do you get telekinesis?

[yasmineivy1]

Yeah....to be a ninja you have to beat someone with a hoe....

[1Sination]

@yasmineivy1 To be a ninja you have to beat someone with a hoe, but to be a pimp you have to beat a hoe

[chizzil98]

how high is your speed cause mines at 255 but i cant get it any higher

[jaxratch]

*reads annotation and description*

...

you forgot the third step

TEEHEE srry had to do it couldn't resist

[suicid3grunt]

Are the clothes mods?

If not , then where do you get them??

[Skwigle]

Dark brotherhood armor = ninja gear

[suicid3grunt]

Thank you!

[pambuena]

r dey all mods?

[Leogriffen]

a ninja always gets drunk after doing ninja stuff

[kittyownd]

Argonians are gay lol

But I like the vid, so 5/5

[mysticelf12]

Hey Argonians are NOT gay, i like Imperials, Mystic Elfs and Argonians..

The Argonian i am using right now is called Teinav'va pronounced Tine arva

[Skwigle]

Lol, nice imagination there :D

[clerjk907]

@Skwigle A true ninjia is Asian. lol

[HYPMAN100]

@mysticelf12 thank u somone agrees with me

[techniqstechnishion]

a ninja always sharpens his sword with an adoring fan

[Skwigle]

thats a good one, i will use this one xD

[SEBASTIEN700]

is pc im french escuse mi for hortographe

[woody000555]

nice! how did u do number 4?

[Skwigle]

invisibility 100% (rings n stuff ) and then just aim, crouch, console commands to move camera and walla :)

[Sqwish96]

how did u comit suicide

[verydirtyguy]

for ninja 2 u should do demonstrations of a ninja

[gamereaper89]

forgot the 3rd step lol jk i know i read it just yanking your chain nice video didnt mean this one i wanted the ninja mod but still good video

[idog242]

to be a true ninja you must take super drugs

[Elessar0wind]

How'd you commit sucide?

[Skwigle]

console command "kill" on myself

[WithStandThePain]

Then, how about,

A true ninja can let his soul leave his body and go float around and spy on his foe.

All you gotta do is use the UFO cheat

[IAN099813]

UFO cheat?

[WithStandThePain]

For an idea,

How about you go to Bravil jump through roof tops get on top of the sign of the inn and start shooting out every person one by one, at least thats what I did.

[mikezx2]

wheres the fukin ninja music aaarrggghhhhhh dammit!!

[Skwigle]

it had to be swapped because of copyrights :(

[mikezx2]

sorry to hear that, the man does suck!

[shfsfgsfgdf]

yeah i was wondering if this music had like more epic music before sounded weird XD

[Skwigle]

it sure did.. :/

[Skwigle]

and the point is that i only have that animation mod, no patch nothing -.-

and that speed was the POINT of video so dont post shit or you will get blocked

[Skwigle]

wtf? i didnt patched it at all.. its v 1.0, just like from installing... -.-

and god dammit, i dont mod in this, only animation and that WONT make my game easier ffs -.-

[TheZugshow]

only samurais use the katana to kill themself!

[Spectic]

A true ninja doesnot use mods

[BoydTheMilkmanX]

A true idiot buys a game for the PC which is renowned for it's wonderful customization, and doesn't utilize this at all.

[Spectic]

I don't have the PC version btw, and that doesn't change the fact that the best way to play the game properly is by going through the experience properly rather than getting a mod which changes the way the game works and gives you an unfair advantage.

[Skwigle]

dude, i playd whole game without mods or cheats...

i have mods or cheats only for video making.. you cant do sereval stuff that you can with mod that is handy when making videos

[BoydTheMilkmanX]

It gives you an unfair advantage? How? I agree that some mods give you an advantage, such as the mods where the values on items are set to different things to give them say, 1000 damage, but for the most part, armor and weapons added to the game by mods aren't much better than than mithril or glass weapons, and more than 3 quarters of the time the stats of the objects mirror those of ones already in the game, making them obsolete by the time you reach a certain level due to the leveling system.

[Skwigle]

I understand...I finished the game with my Breton Battlemage ( lvl 40+-)

Now, i just use mods or cheats to make it more entertaining...its just boring to play the whole game again

[LuminOfMoonlight]

A true ninja Must not be known. (kill the Adoring fan.)

[wazupwolf]

step 9 a true ninja doesnt have a tail lol sorry

[ejcrawley]

in tht kill mod thing wear r u in da game it looks sik

[goodperson656]

kahjits suck

[JRTSchmiddle]

He's definitely an Argonian.

[Koolked96]

What song is that? its awesome!

[Skwigle]

its from youtube audio so i think that you cant get it anywhere

[Leokill4]

for 1 there is no step 3 and when u said thier wasnt you said stop posing.

[gremlinred]

awsome vid ! needs mod details though, i'm looking for that self kill mod...can't find :(

[Skwigle]

just go to console ( ; ) that button under Esc, click on your character and type in kill

press console again and your character will die, but you will get in the load window, download mod that will make your "death camera" longer

[FL1funmom]

what was your speed rating in step 5?

[Skwigle]

255 speed and 255 athletics

[LordMordred100]

thanx, much appreciated, your response time is awsome

[LordMordred100]

quite nice, what program did you use to video this

[Skwigle]

Fraps

[silverbullet135]

i hate when u kill someone in oblivion and they fall off sumthin they just float to the ground wtf?

[OblivionKnight457]

''can you do this on the 360?''

''can you do this on PS3?''

what the hell? why do they not know you only can mod PC

[TechFreak74]

Well you can mod PS3 And 360 but its extremly hard, Typically only proffesionals can.

[OblivionKnight457]

but the console doesn't work on ps3 and 360 so cheating is atleast not possible

[blackyard333]

the Argonians rule

[Skwigle]

"there is no step three..did anyone notice that...i like dark elves "

I dont give a damn, from now, I'm deleting these posts....

[CosplayTeam37]

I like all the races.....I HATE ORCS!(not relly I just hate blunt and love magic....and flapjacks...)

[HashyHashBrowns]

I love the Argonian, my favorite race.

[TheBroodwhich]

Argonian's are only good for sushi.

And pearl diving.

DIVE SLAVE. DIVE!

[HARDCORESKELETORN]

they arnt fish, they are lizards, why would u eat a lizard as sushi? lol

[necronji]

Shut up everyone likes one race i Love ARGONIAN and hate all OTHER fucking lame races !

[L1LPunk2000]

The arigonian was my first and favorite race go arigonians!!!

[elementpunk12334]

haha how did u kill urself??? and is this on pc or ps3 or x box 360?

[Skwigle]

pc, you cant have mods on x or ps... dude,... everyone is asking same questins..time for a FAQ!

[Skwigle]

yep, kinda failed in video...

[mrp12]

do khajiit be best stealthy type or can any char be good for nija stuff? :P

[Skwigle]

dont know but in second part it will be khajiit :P

oops, told you a lot :D

[maidenofbodom]

music sucks

[Skwigle]

it is removed ,because some copyright crap...

[BlackGamesHaker]

Or u realy cant work the ground like in the video ?

[Skwigle]

its a mod .. stephs animations.. or something like that, and weapon is from mehunes razor (official mods)

[BlackGamesHaker]

And Wath Mod is that ?

[vaggosrufus12345]

Freackin awsome... (btw is it me or there is actually no step 3 :S ?)

[Pidgeot94]

Can you actually stop arrows with Telekinesis like that?

[Skwigle]

nope, its just a camera trickey :P

[redcia48]

a real ninja has good armor and weapons u forgot that

[fingerman65]

a true ninja never  flee

[GTA4Life442]

how do you do all this??????????

[Skwigle]

mods and cheats? :D i dont serioursly play for this character, this is just a vid, my real character is lvl 64 battlemage Breton, all lines done

[821852]

imperials are better as battle mages nd you seem more like an assassin

[Skwigle]

dunno, but i read a hint that battlemages + apprentices are best , beacause bretons have defense and apprentice will give you 50 weakness but +100 mana ^^

[Skwigle]

and if its messed up, it was long ago.. in 2007 :D

[TORUP117]

on step 4 i can see the arrow hit him in the right shoulder dont no where it came from though

[WCScum]

A true ninja eats moon sugar.

[821852]

a true ninja sells moonsugar

[BlurbFish]

And carries a dozen skooma-bottles in case of an emergency...

[821852]

a true ninja makes skoom and knows how to make it

[sweetndsour808]

dude your on skooma

[Vrandom0213]

lol dude u forgot part 3 but that was good.

[xrichyx00]

a true ninja must use his surroundings to be more effective

[xrichyx00]

as in treetop sniping, hiding behind a chimney, using the traps in dungeons 2 backfire on opponents

[sith8675309]

sweet man...a ninja must also be at one with nature...theres one you could use

[Skwigle]

Finally something usable xD

[F19991]

AWESOME!!!

[brandont1881]

you ran like you havent been pissing for a week man.....

[goth0c]

a true ninja kills himself like a gay emo kid nice 1

[Sethperof9]

uhh yea u kinda missed step three

[Skwigle]

READ THE Fin DESCRIBTION!!! -.-

[sasuke21719]

lol LOL! funny

[TiffanyRawrz]

A true ninja is a master of stealth.

nah kidding, lol i did some glitches, so on the xbox 360 my character looks like martin septim

[Cryun2]

a real ninja is a rockstar!xD

[JimmyBlazeThe1]

ninja

[joe4349]

lol your on skooma when you run from the guards...

[Snowy0Death]

a true ninja knows how to fly =D

[awesomefan311]

awesome

[Skwigle]

Yet:

Step 1: A true ninja can perfectly improvise (InsaneDrunkenAngel)

Step 2: A true ninja can burgle Anywhere

Special: Missing step 3 ^^

[Skwigle]

okay, now im IN THE MAKING OF how to be ninja oblivion 2 , I had 8 fps, all was the MOD was crappy and it made like that, now i have 16 and thats nice and smooth playing of oblivion ( i got really horrible graphic card )

Things that are set:

It will be Khajiit, the apprientice (i think i spelled it wrong ) of The Argonian.

1.Ninja can PERFECTLY improvise (thanks to

InsaneDrunkenAngel )

and special: Ninja does not fear pain - the missing 3rd step :D

[landlord248]

1.A true ninja is not afraid to die,And does not love life but does not hate it either.

2.A True ninja masters both peace and war

3.A true ninja makes sure the only ones who know him are dead

4.A true ninja is great in Running,Jumping,Meadatating,Ki­lling,And projectiles

[hAL01d]

Ideas:

Step 1: A true ninja must have a dagger.

Step 2: A true ninja must be a master of hand to hand.

Step 3: A true ninja can never kill for fun.

Step 4: A true ninja must be able to walk/jump on water.

Step 5: A true ninja must be able to to be unseen within a metre of the enemy.

Step 5. A true ninja must be able to see in the dark with and without "Night-Eye".

Step 6: A true ninja must be able to pick a very hard lock without using more than 3 lockpicks.

[Skwigle]

Step1: Kinda unfit, more like : A true ninja is VERY well armed..

Step2: I would call it : A true ninja is master of fighting skills

Step3: I dont know how to give it in video ( kill and then suicide? :P )

Step4: This actually IS in video : Step 4

Step5:I think thats kind Superhero :D

Step6: good idea, I will make it more " ninja :D (yep, you guessed it, kicking out the door :D )

[OMGCREATE]

a true ninja only needs 1 lockpick for any door

[hAL01d]

question. where do you get the "cuiraiss of the spy"?

[Skwigle]

its from dark brotherhood

[XSofakingkwlX]

what is the Christmas Eve one?!(im dying)

[ShortyreppinthebigID]

Good vid but im kinda scared to be an argonion cause im afraid they wont be able to wear much of the armor the other races wear plz help

[Skwigle]

dont need to, its not like in morrowind, argonian has human legs so you can wear shoes and stuff like that ^^

[pimpdude111]

and what about ninjas stay high on roofs at night and low by day

[pimpdude111]

and how did you stap yourself

[pimpdude111]

what about a ninja must always ,be able to repair there own weopons because they cant be held by anyone else

[PontusRydstrom]

how did you get that fast did you level up and only trained in speed.

please tell me.

[patrelli117]

1st of all, lame music

2ndly that was gay

[ninetytonine]

lol step 5 if u wanna get away from guards y go to a city lol

[banditmage123951]

an idea for another step is walking on water

[a50smith]

how did you stab yourself at the end?

[xeverus]

you skipped step 3

[SniperGIR]

Don't assassins need Jesus boots?

[Guitarism300]

Is there a way to be 100% invisible but be able to attack people but still be invisible? Another thing, what you could do is to join the dark brotherhood, then get to the part where you kill some people in the black hand, take the black hand hood, but keep the shrouded armor. You look more like a ninja in my opinion. And where can you buy telekinesis?

[Skwigle]

100 invisibility-100% chameleon..you hit them..they will run as chickens until you wont turn the chameleon off..they will run in circles around guard :D

black hand-good hint

telekinesis: in any magic shop....i think it is in thew one on market district in IC

[SoFrosts]

Buy the chameleon spell and enchant items with using greater or grand soul gems.

[killerkoala2]

hese a mod lol

[bakergreen5]

ok easy just get 100 chameleon like i have and drink skooma its funny stuff

[iTziGReaper]

step tip drink skooma

[lowercase10]

all of my skills are 100 and im very rich

[GurobloPwnzYou]

must be cause u play it 12/7

[Skwigle]

or hes and cheater :D

[Marioisamaniac]

it should be called how to be ninja lol

[killaconquerguy]

dont forget, they say ninjas used to run across water look it up :D

[musclecar383]

can i haz txt version of steps? i cant read them. whats number 2, a master of fake armor and clothes?

[Skwigle]

okay..now im getting bored so its time to make videos! yay! ^^

and the acrobatics isnt a very bad idea..but how to make is superlative :/ it must be something cool :)

[pilover3000]

a true ninja must b a master of acrobatics

[Sporefanatic515]

ninjas dont kill themselves unless caputured. samurai commit seputktu(dont know if I spelt it right?)

[Skwigle]

oh god,i changed the music because of it had copyright..

now the vid is crappy