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  • i like his shirt

  • @MrSiggiBear gay.

  • @MrSiggiBear hella gay

  • Two Things: 1) I thought it was hilarious. Don't stop. 2) I like your shirt XD.

  • this is boring

  • NEVER stop snapping Joe. Tom (the sound guy) from Levity Live. She was a cunt with a capital CUNT!!!!! See ya next time. btw, you had me crying with the "littering" bit because, just last week I was driving and thinking the same exact thing. "I remember (back in the day) I used to just throw this shit right out the window". Great stuff.

  • Idk i was with you till the vagina joke, i cant believe that worked in a room full of cheerleaders.

  • booooooooooooo

  • Hes pissed because heckling is better than his crap stand up comedy

  • She was such a ONE that all the other ones couldn't stand her lol.

  • That comedian is a fuck head telling a woman to kill herself

  • hell no. shits funny

  • lose the green day shirt

  • "how about we raise money for you to kill yourself" hilarious

  • i know I'm a few years late on a reply but.... fuck it.. i watched it today. Keep snapping! they deserve every fucking, retard, hick, ignorant comment you throw at them. You don't go to a comedy show and talk during the set.. Laugh? yes... Talk? fucken just go home because your going to get cock smacked. some people shouldnt breed, and occasionally you run into a room with these people. Great job keeping composure!

  • pathetic

  • Joe Matarese is a really good stand up comedian

  • I witnessed Howie Mandel get the shit from a bunch trailer trash razor heads. You literally KICKED HIS ASS! Dude you're timing, wit, material and delivery puts you high above most. I'm new to you but rest assured, you're a breath of fresh air. Your most recent Com Central gig was the shit! FAN!

  • Fuck the haters. I respect a comedian, especially a popular one, who can be witty with the hecklers. Not to mention improv. takes skill. If you wanna bash a heckler, do it. If its you, do it. Make it your character. make it material it for future acts. Like I said, fuck the haters.

  • If you have as a job to make someone laugh, and they laugh while you rip into them, perhaps you have the right approach after all. Maybe they wanted you to rip into them.

  • Consult The Mighty Joe Rogan. Also, this was hilarious. Sometimes the crowds are shit. Rip 'em up. Consider it your baptism by fire.

  • love it i cant wait till i get a heckler!!!!

  • oh my god. I can't breathe.

  • "Go fuck yourself with Candyland"

    Winning

  • Heckler Battle is the new comedy.

    Blame Facebook, youtube and twitter for luring people into thinking nowadays that they have to comment on everything they see or hear.

    See ? I just did that ! :)

  • FUCK YEAH HE HAD A GREENDAY SHIRT ON!!!!

  • Next time don't fucking hold back on those ignorant pieces of shit! This video could've been much better if you made that bitch cry.

  • I like Louie CK's comment best on bitchie ass big mouth sluts that never shut the fuck up. He says," When you were being born they said...look! A cunt is coming out of that cunt's cunt." I'm lmao just typing it. Oh man!

  • wow, what an awful audience!!!

  • man if you get a croud like that they deserve to be put in their place, i say if you snap its for good reason!

  • "How about we raise money for you to kill yourself tonight" . Bahahah. Epic.

  • What a horrible audience.

  • that was rough. I liked the line about your wife's card. Keep on keeping on, it was funny stuff.

  • hey joe forget about these dumbasses on youtube ur funny and dont let them talk shit

  • Tough crowd. damn. good vid though, I lol'd... a few times.

  • of course this is in michigan... im from there

  • I thought the show was great. That's how you can tell a great comedian. A great comedian can go with the hecklers and make even that funny.

  • hey u did great bro.. when hecklers attack just do what u did... instead of saying jokes turn the scrip around and make them the Joke!! but in a nice way.. let the crowd know how rude they are... be funny and just make sure 98 percent of the crowd is on your side.. but u did good

  • Ha, ''one what'?'

  • fuck these people..attack when they're assholes

  • Do you have a shank? You should have shanked her. Thats what I would have done, giver the old shankaroo

  • nice shirt. are you a middle school girl?

  • @TheSteve0965 yes,cus all middle school girls listen to greenday. quit trolling asshole

  • Too funny .

  • I assume most Comedians, no matter how funny--- have, or had nights like this.

  • Fuggem.

  • awesome job.

  • Man, good job. What a pain having jerks interrupt you while you're trying to work. It's awesome when a comedian knows how to use those idiots' comments to make the performance even funnier.

  • drunk chick hecklers are the worst!

  • Watching a heckler get crushed can make a show better for the audience... But it has to be funny and almost seem scripted. So I'm sure that situation always adds a lot of pressure to the comedian. thumbs/subbed.

  • Had that never happened I for one would have never come across. I love watching comedians snap on hecklers- only the best comedians an actually use it to their advantage w.out taking it too personal.

  • Dude get your ass on snl your to funny

  • Read 'The Game.' Or stuff by Neil Strauss. I'm sure you've heard of it. It's ultimately about how to manipulate and dominate social situations. I'm sure there are some tips you can filter for comedy. Just a thought. Best of luck, keep going! The more experience you have the better you'll be! ;)

  • Two words. Trap doors. Trap doors which lead to a pit of alligators, or some other ferocious animal that doesn't like people, more specifically, "those" kind of people. Why? Because the show must go on

  • Haha, some great stuff.

  • dude you should go even harder on these people. don't "not snap". hit even harder

  • hahhhahahah "how about we raise money....to kill yourself"

  • OKAY NOW NOBODY ELSE DISLIKE!!!

  • Dude, don't be ashamed for letting that "one" have what she needed to hear. Improving off of free material from the crowd is always nice man. Let em have when they ask my friend. Let em have it when they ask. Literally laughing my ass off. Like my ass is falling off of my thighs. Good shit.

  • Don't stop snapping on stage. This is the mark of a hallmark performer, being able to deal with shit on the GO !!!

    Congratulations !

  • Nothing you could have done, they had made up their minds on trying to embarrass him. Nice work, showed a lot of balls staying up there.

  • You handled that like a champ. Those people were horrible.

  • What a shitty crowd.

  • I hate learning the hard way which of your friends you shouldn't go to a comedy show with.

  • Heckling a comedian is like blowing up an airplane. You're fucking with one of the hardest things to do in life...fly, and go up on stage to tell jokes.

  • @mcgevnm plus, if you're on the plane that you blow up, you're ruining it for yourself too. Some people shouldn't be allowed to drink. Or procreate for that matter lol

  • They probably loved it, the assholes. They all would've left going "Man, that guy was funny as hell. The way he called that bitch a bitch, I'd definitely recommend him to my dumbass friends".

  • bloody hell, what a bunch of "one's"...well played sir

  • You could have walked off stage early on... it's a fundraiser and they should have been on their best behavior - shame on them and good for you to keep spitting back!

  • hey, if they can't handle the heat... get the fuck out of the kitchen! kick their candy asses back home brah.

  • You sir are legendary. Teach me your ways haha

  • As long as you keep smiling, keep your composure and get back into your program after no more than 10 minutes it all looks like its part of the show.

  • you did well

  • joe - fantastic funny sh-t - im still laughin at - oya - wed kickers - )))

  • you pretty funny bruh

  • 'How about we raise money for you to kill yourself later?' '..She's gonna be stripping in weeks'. I laughed my ass off

  • "Bring a gas mask" lmao

  • You could always go Kramer and start blasting out racial slurs.

  • Absolutely not Joe. When its gone like this, you might aswell never let them forget you. And watching comedians destroy drunks is great. When they talk about you the next day, people will start to look for your routines etc....Fuck em....Stupid drunk sheep.

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  • ah, 240p, we meet again.

  • definitely the way to handle that shit rather than walking off or getting nasty. It's just a test of how many funny comebacks you can come up with.

  • Can someone depixelated the start so I can read it please?

  • nah he wasn't very clever about it... see how Rodney Rude handles hecklers.. a true comedian.. this guy is self absorbed, he lost the whole routine

  • this must be in jersy

  • You're a true professional JM! What else could you do against that level of stupidity?

  • dry very dry

  • attention whores

  • If I don't like a comedian, I don't laugh. If I do like him and I'm the only one who does, I laugh extra loud to let him know that somebody gets him. You, my friend, I get. You took a rough situation and took ownership of it. Wish I was at Kickers that night. I would have been the guy midway back laughing his ass off.

  • I like how he kind of settles into the situation and owns it. A little over halfway through, he starts really having fun. :)

  • Takes a special kind of jerk to go to a paid performance and interrupt the performer. If I don't like a comedian, I'll smile politely at them and wait for their set to end. It doesn't take much effort to be a decent person.

  • @JadeDude1973 apparantley it takes that cum swapping whore a lot of effort...oh snap i just said it

    1 lol

  • @JadeDude1973 Or at very worst quietly leave, right? Assholes.

  • @JadeDude1973 yeah, but you should try being the average person in america. then its fucking hard as shit.

  • @JadeDude1973 or just leave if it's that bad

  • danm ppl are stupid

  • i think the obvious thing is not to mess with people holding microphones. rant on about dumb people who continue to make asses of themselves.

  • You Rock!!! You held your composure better than I could have. I've knocked ass-holes out and taken back theatre money because of shit like that.

  • she was such a cunt

  • ooooooh!!! lmao! I would pay good money to see you destroy a heckler in person.

  • This was hilarious and more power to you. I once did the dickhead thing and tried to be a smart-arse with a comedian and he shot me down in flames...and rightly so. I took my punishment (and laughed my head off because it was a good one!) and now I love to see hecklers get owned. If they don't get owned, they don't learn!

    Wardy

  • Awesome. I love it when you can just let someone make a fool of themselves and come out on top.

  • Good job , you actually restrained yourself more then I would have . That was a well played hand , lol.

  • "How about we raise money for you to kill yourself later tonight." OHOHOHOH I lol'd well done sir.

  • Why do people heckle comedians?

  • @DJLunasf

    It puts them in the spot light. everyone has to pay attention to them when they heckle commedians, and it makes them feel special.

  • Didn't seem to handle it that well to me...Wasn't that funny nor did I see any flashes of brilliance to put them in their place that's why they kept coming from all directions...Pretty poor really

  • naa u killed it bro!!!

  • i hate disrespectful assholes. cheers to you, dude.

  • all michigan women are bitches... especially the hipsters in brooklyn

  • Honestly, I think you handled them perfectly. I love that that lady got up and walked out. She shouldn't have been a bloody cunt.

  • Tell us about your wife. - I'm gonna give you her card... K that was the greatest line ive ever heard ever omfg

  • Fuck no put those bitches in their places. People pay to come see you not hear some dumb shits run their mouths. This was comic genious.

  • I wanted to not like you because of your Green Day shirt. You have redeemed yourself almost completely. Good work sir.

  • Dont get the wrong idea here Joe. Not everyone in Michigan is this fucking stupid!

  • there is comedians i dont like and dont think are funny...but i dont think i would ever try to beat em at what they do...they will destroy us.....thats why we leave it to the proffessionals.....you did great!!!!!

  • this guy rocks

  • zach galifianakis is the best at handling hecklers. He's freakin' awesome.

  • He doesnt need any help, because he didnt snap. He did not get vulgar or threatening. 

  • Dude, Joe, if you think you snapped watch "Bill Hicks Heckler Incident".

  • He is a good comedian, with good comebacks and can put ppl on blast. Nonetheless, he gots good jokes. It was easy for himeself like he saud to pull if jokes on the crowd. This is why you dont mess with a comedian off stage he/she will put you on blast

  • give him a chance, the audience show no respect how can he perform to a bunch of animals, they seem like a bunch of children there, Michigan must be a paedophiles paradise if theres that many kids there, he was just trying to reply to the heckles, he could have just ignored them since they arnt really funny, just faggots ruining everything

  • They tried to push the buttons, our boy Joe kept is head up and because of that got the respect he deserved at the end. Nice work Joe, as for the crowd next time maybe a walkathon for your fundraiser and let the comedians entertain someone else.

  • haha good job man its funny shit when dumb cunts get owned like that

  • Some people mostly drunks go to comedy gigs JUST to get ripped apart in 7 diff ways.If you can put them down in an hilariuos way and have the rest of the crowd laughing then the gig will go easier since they now on your side.Remember they can never win against the microphone , jimmy carr is good you could see some of his material an how he just rips the piss out of people :L:L

  • wow this guy sucked..

  • Dude kill 'em all!!!!!!! Also it is a good testament to how well you handle yourself and how well you do with your comedy....

  • YOU JUST SAY WHAT AT LEAST 60% OF US WISH WE COULD....

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  • you know whats sadder you talking to me right now

  • Keep snapping on them dude. That crowd sucked and you deserve better than that. I hope that cunt you had to try and quiet down gets hit by a truck.

    

  • This shit is so funny! Snap on those assholes!

  • if you have to snap....snap, fuck the audience they shouldn't heckle

  • Don't stop! Get it! Get it!

  • "What's it a fundraiser for? Assholes?"

    Fantastic.

  • never understood why people feel the need to heckle a comedian. Even if someone is telling bad jokes, it hurts him enough if you just don't laugh. Give 'em a break, it ain't easy!

  • shes bound for the pole hahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhah

  • 240p we mee......... ahh who gives a fuck

  • @blusuck pretending you don't give a fuck is probably the worst try to get thumbs up using reverse psychology ... and it's not even original since the annoying fucks looking for thumbs up already came up with that one the last videos I watched.

  • @BaalsJurisdiction wtf r u talking about

  • Not only should you not stop but instead take advantage of them hecklers, rest of the audience will enjoy it anyways

  • Funny dude! Keep snapping :~}

  • Fuck me, that was a complete trench fight. Well done though would of been easy to give up.

  • Don't ever stop snapping dude, could end up being your "thing"!! xD

    + those people were being dicks anyways, so its fine!

  • @madmanehv this technically isn't his show...its the jerk offs in the crowd not letting him talk....I'm guessing his show is actually good

  • You done good, Joe! Very good! Would love to see your show the next time you're in San Diego!

  • I think guys like you are fucking Gods in the way you handle yourselves when this shit happens. I know you guys hate hecklers but as an observer, I love watching you guys destroy them. I don't think you snapped, you handled this real well.

  • @djbndb Follow two rules in life 1) Don't fuck with people who handle your food until the plate is on your table & 2) Never fuck with a guy with a microphone. Im sure there are more rules to life but these two rules get you by just fine :).

  • I've heckled before, unfortunately. My 21st, very VERY drunk, and i got the shit ripped out of me for it. I respect the comedian even more for it though, saw him a few months later before a gig and was like 'yeah, sorry dude, it was my 21st and i was drunk'.

  • You should smash watermelons and other assorted fruits with a large mallet. I saw this comedian do that once. It was really funny.

  • this is boring

  • the video quality is about 180p

  • You held your own perfectly. Might make a great gimmick from time to time, just go balls out on drunken retards that can't shut the fuck up for ten seconds.

  • that lady would not shutup LIKE DAMN!!!!!!

  • more funny sh--t - luv it - -- - inspirational wit -- thnx man

  • I think you're shit.

  • @gnamp you're shit

  • @Harrywwebeltman no you

  • @Harrywwebeltman don't tell me, you're this guy's joke writer aren't you? I can tell.

  • 240p so we meet again!

  • WOW i watch alot of heckler videos on here and all i can say about this one is WOW

  • hahahah tough gig dude. Well done for not losing your temper, or at least not letting it show :) Handled nicely.

  • @janetrossprice

    alot of comics like hecklers...

    i love them as well...

    the best comics just rip clean into them... like jimmy carr or frankie boyle lol its no holds barred with tthem

  • "She's bound for the pole!" xd

  • oh you uploaded this yourself, for a second i thought you were famous or somethin

  • Eh, if a few crowd members are shitty the only way to stop them and entertain the rest of the crowd who aren't there to be douchebags is to destroy those people.

  • Yet more evidence to support laws against inbreeding...

  • I say fuck em, if they fire the first shot that's a declaration of war. It takes a quick mind to keep up with that many insults coming at you in a crowd. And if they're going to be dicks, then they don't need to hear the routine you put your time and effort into.

  • Room fool of idiots

  • hey joe, its hard to tell your comedic skills when youre just talking shit back to the audience. plus if you want them to shut up, stop responding to them so much. those pathetic fucks who keep fucking with you can only say but so much stop adding fuel to their flame and you might get more into your routine better

  • ill like for his shirt, hes a douche

  • boring. He's not telling jokes he's just bantering with the audience

  • saw the green day shirt

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  • @harodirt77 And then reopened it to comment...

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  • you should do more of that!

  • wow he took on the whole croud haha

  • haha awesome

  • You handle hecklers very well. That whole damn crowd was being shitty and you didn't let them see you sweat.

  • wow,this man is fearless and funny.