Mr Friendly drops by Squidward's house

[rockstar7741]

wtf man. it is E.T. s dick

[joeywomer]

What.....the.....f***

0_o......

[GTF2MarraLucky38]

it's from half life you dumbasses. if you don't know, don't comment, because someone will answer after you ask yourself it. think before you type you smart ass pricks

[Haloguy700]

@GTF2MarraLucky38 Well if you know so much why don't you just answer it and get top comment so everyone could stop asking? Yeah, I'm THINKING, something you haven't done in a while I see.

[MrCrackbear]

its a horse with no head

[isaturen]

penis!!!!!!!!!! wtf

[ToughGuyBMN]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT A GIANT PENIS!

[Doomfairy1]

Looks like a Half-Life beta creature

[KiokoKawaii]

its hourse no head LOOOOOOOL

[frankynbeans117]

What the

[bambi1Angel]

I'd scream 2!

[eeveeshinx]

If that fucking thing dropped by my house I would scream alright !

[ledbyfaith13]

more like Mr.Friendly took a visit 2 the slaughter house 0.0

[slipknot5759]

lol who wont get scared to a walking dick

[sheenufilms]

Penis dog horse!

[chlaxxen13s]

CUT HALF-LIFE MONSTER! If I didn't post this I would say, "What the FUCK is that thing!?!?" Now you know dickface.

[munequita122001]

THAT SHIT LOOKED LIKE A DAMN DICK D.A MR FRIENDLY MY ASS LOL SMH

[emmybabeyxxx]

thease people really hate sqiudward ;'(

[tiggger24]

Dude how can you not ask "what the hell is that thing!"? It looks like a giant penis with legs where the testicles should be!

[pokemon92753]

More like a dick visiting Squidward's house. Yuck!

[dsj9al]

read from the botto tohe top to know what it is

[dsj9al]

The creature was to literally "rape" the player, holding them with its tentacled arms until the point of fatal copulation. Birdwell was quite disturbed by the concept and wondered if Newell would like it; it turns out he did. They then chatted about possible psycho-sexual alien behaviors and their relation with disturbed teenager sexual fantasies. The sexual themes of some of the enemies were intended to appeal to the innate homophobia of 12 year old boys, the targeted audience for the game.[2]

[able2ful1]

@dsj9al what game exactly? penumbra?

[wtfboom17]

@able2ful1 Half-Life 1.it is a cut enemy

[dsj9al]

According to the book Raising the Bar, Valve's Ken Birdwell had a friend whose 12-year-old brother used to draw. Ken had always liked his work so he asked him, several years later, to do a couple of sketches of possible monsters. He presented sketches of several very sexual-oriented monsters to him and Gabe Newell, managing director, the kind of material Birdwell did not expect. Among them was this "Mr. Friendly", with something that looked like a penis.

[dsj9al]

Its most recent attacks in the game's development are shown in the model animations. They show it standing on its rear legs and spanking the player with its front arms (one being a double whip), as well as vomiting, probably in the vein of the Bullsquid or other spitting enemy.[1]

The concept art image shows it originally was to have eyes, while its model has not.

[dsj9al]

One of its proposed attacks was to pound the ground and knock the player's weapon out of his hand. It was even suggested that Gordon's glasses fly off and leave the player stuck in combat with blurry vision, a feature that would have been challenging to implement considering the game technology available at the time.[2]

[dsj9al]

Mr. Friendly's model is the size of a small horse. It was to be a crawling creature walking on hoofed legs on its back and spurs on its front, moving in a very awkward, shuffling manner and making a noise resembling "fingernails on a chalkboard" as it moved around.[2][1]

[dsj9al]

i found what it is i will copy the description on comments

[TheBatmanSmells]

Penis dog manbearpig thingy

[luvableamyrose]

The fuck.....

[MationatorX]

kill it with your clarinet!

[private9942]

for the people too lazy to go onto combine wiki it was a cut monster from HL2 its meant to be something like the head crab all grown up

[noskiphe]

esa cosa es de silent hill.

[SaffyValentineThorne]

That's adoralbe! ...not

[GreatFox42]

I'd scream even if I wasn't in a bathtub.

[1stMarineTactical]

0:11 through 0:23 = my car

[NyanKotoru]

What's this?

[dropka69]

@NyanKotoru it's a character from half life but it's cut.

[REHIMWALD]

WHAT is THIS.

...

Wait. I don't even want to know.

[lynne9123]

@REHIMWALD can i have a hug -shakes in fear-

[LegoMaster3561]

OMG

[superstupidlyawsome]

OMG! what was that ugly thing?

[celticgal1000]

what is mr . freindly supposed to be anyway?

[retardedcombine001]

@celticgal1000 its a concept enemy from half life 1 its main feature was that it would.... well it would rape you

[left4deadomg]

Wat is that

[GameGeyser]

creepy half-life fuckers FTW :D

[isaacisbestify]

reminds me of a parasite from off of halo :(

[ceezayoungblood]

at first it looks nasty

aka ding dong

[roju0229]

Put a leash on it!

[mushigrl]

Its creepy it looks ugly

[lonleygirlDx]

it is a penis! the penis wants be sucked thats why he dropped by squidward's house so that squidward could suck it.

[supermona44]

ieeuw what the hell is that?

[orkenuu]

WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW MISTER FRIENDLY GODDAMMIT

[Ajr1245]

i think that thing was suppose to be in hl1 but they didnt use it

[gruchogrant]

he looks like E.T's dick

[Chadv0]

@gruchogrant You would know...

[EvangelinaOfEden]

@Chadv0

LOL

[omenamato69]

@gruchogrant you've seen it?

[Rox159th]

@gruchogrant You would know after all.

[eggyolksam]

is he from the amnesia games?

[XxiHEARTiSWEETSixX]

Thts mad scary o.o

[some1337dude1]

How'd I get here from Ponies 

[Thaway2playitXD]

hl1 ftw

[AnitaAnime1]

It's me

[SHEPARD878]

half life beta creature!

[ijustreview]

I'd scream too if Mr. Friendly walked into my bathroom. I'd scream and make sure I have a secure grasp of my soap.

[Tjthechosenone]

the thumb nail looks like a penis...

[Andrewandfatz0mb1e]

That was suppose to be in Half-Life or Half-Life 2 But they decided not to use it lol

[ShadowSnakeMods]

hell id scream and run if i saw that fucking thing.

[qwertyxization]

Huge penis with legs :D

[SilverShadowDarkness]

@qwertyxization

I sadly thought the same thing...

[amaterasu159357]

HAAAALLLF LIIIFFFEEEEE!!!!

[jcressfamily]

:srslyguise:

[iwantmyzero]

What is that thing..?

[destineysweetful]

ide dothat too if someone that looked like that and came into my bathroom and saw me inmy shower polol

[demander11]

At least he has a legitimate reason to scream this time...

[TheDBZfan5000]

as dr.robitnik will say 'PINGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

[ElizabethmusicTV]

Me: Urgh!

Squidward: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Weird thing: Hi, I'm... What is that ugly thing!?

[filmmaker14100]

what the..............

[jburtson]

Mr friendly is a Half-life 1 enemy who was cut from the game. Google it if you want to know how it kills you D:

[Chachacobras]

@jburtson OMG IT RAPES YOU :c

[187BlackWolf]

PINGAS!!!!

[NnySaid]

penis?

[quitman771]

It's Mr. Friendly

[MegaSean45]

Then in the HL2 era, Leeches and Ichthyosaurs take over Bikini Bottom!

[ThirdStreetsaints019]

dont worry hes freindly AT FUKING LOLOl

[MsCSCgirl]

That's mr friendly?

[TheDeidaraFreak]

WTH is that? o.O

[strawbfuzzy]

ok this video actually has a point to it....

[cgoodi100]

It's Chuck Norris's dick. you should watch him when he starts to masturbate

[Ironside451]

wish they put it in so i could have fought it

[TheDraggie]

Needs a top hat.

[TheXxrainbowdashxx]

i thought it was a penis

[Furryholocaust]

IT was from the first half life. I think it was cut from the game.

[CommanderJohnShepar1]

ಠ_ಠ

[vinnypopper]

I'd be doing the same damn thing!

[wiseandaden]

this freaks me out

[BGKO1992]

you should have said MR. PENIS

[immaninja80]

*piccolo pops out of the bathwater* GET OUT OF THE TUB!!

[ranger0810]

149 people thought it was a penis from looking at the thumbnail

[BabieBouLuvzUe]

Friendly: 

Squidward:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[erinnicoleh1999]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[DarkMilitia17]

a crawling penis!!!!! Kill it!!!

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

[hellblaze10]

what the hell is that thing !!!!

[LordBordNoob]

@hellblaze10 is a monster from half-life beta...sadly in the full game it was removed

[esgnrjnjgu]

@hellblaze10 I think it's Mr Friendly lol

[trevor22229]

@hellblaze10 a dick

[TrakMiro]

@hellblaze10 Cut enemy from Half-Life 1 that was meant to resemble a giant alien cock and would literally try to rape the player with its tentacles.

[imgrabbinpills]

@TrakMiro It held you down with it's tentacles, and would pelvic thrust you to death.

[faykworld]

@hellblaze10 (Scene from an unknown movie)... its one of escaping mutated cows from one of those gigantic mass slaughtering beef producing factories ....

[leonderprofie123]

@hellblaze10 Giant-Cock

[doom0666]

@hellblaze10 i seen it in a video game but im not sure what the fuck it was XD

[MordecaiTheBlueBird]

@hellblaze10 Mr. Friendly from Half-Life 1

[MrPokemonStudios]

@hellblaze10 a horse

[reverande180]

@hellblaze10 A dick with legs. O_O

[flamingmyass]

@hellblaze10 its a penis with legs

[lunamon57]

@hellblaze10 Headcrab from half life?

[orkenuu]

@hellblaze10 its from hl1 beta

[DARKNIGHT2820]

@hellblaze10 ut's either a penis fore skin for a deer with no head

[fuckjustinbiber]

@hellblaze10 a cut half life monster

[BadBoyComedy]

@hellblaze10 Its a Dick with legs

[GayDawg1524]

Nom nom nom squidward go bye bye?

[xYAFusRoMamaYAx]

THE FUCK IS THAT!

[spongebob539]

@xYAFusRoMamaYAx i know right?

[esgnrjnjgu]

Category: Pets & Animals

[Makilore]

You know, I'd have the same reaction if a penis horse appeared in my house.

[SupaKoopaKid64]

The Pingasaurus

[319dodge]

weird ass half life 1

[319dodge]

im hungry now

[Markystorm]

Day 53. Scarred my other friend for life but showing him this.....

[MrSchnuffelB]

wich mlp vsisted him? i wpild do the xact same scream if this MLP did it too

[persia1324]

@tommierooney123 , hey I am not gay , I just fucked your mother she says hi and , her and I both do not play half life 2. Have Nice Day, Mama says come back home before midnight.

[FreddyXD77]

WHAT IN THE FUCK CHUNKS..

[charmandurrful]

Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHY WONT MY GAY THOUGHTS LEAVE ME ALONE?! D;

[juaronwise]

he should be scared

[theclosetbrony]

Pain is weakness leaving the Cupcakes

[PillowFightedTV]

It's a painis D8>

[xXcartooncrazXx]

uh was that a mutant horse or the penis from southpark? o.O

[thejons99FR]

c pas the thing ???



[Drose4president]

where's the rape?

[Vorox17]

painis

[twitticker2Me]

That is true, people do love to visit Squidward and they know exactly when to visit him, they should make one where EVERYONE visits Squidward.

[MW3PRO1001]

lol a penis drops by squidwards house

[toonlinky55]

grose

[TastyCakeGaming]

Only cool people...

*puts on glasses*

...know what this is.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[LianaIzKool]

Is that a penis?walking?

[nikothegrate]

its from half-life 1 look up on wiki it was cut.

[760Elmo]

omg that was ......... awsome!!!!!!!!!!

[760Elmo]

what the fuck was that it dindn't have a head

[superchrismario98]

what the fuck was that

[AtomicNinja658]

If that thing was in my bathroom, I'd be screaming like fuck, too

[LF12389]

It looks like a giant dick....

[Somony10]

That just looks...

...so wrong in many ways.

[pandy0303]

dont worry squidward id be screaming may ass off too

[BIO4234]

and that's how squidward die

[RCorperations]

I FINALLY FOUND IT!! COME BOY, BACK IN MY PANTS.

[eternalvid]

gross lol

[eternalvid]

@AndersonFamily12 wow

[HouseJr1]

I thought that was from Silent Hill.

[xxxelixir227xxx]

Ew that made me flinch

[metroidfan]

it looks like a dick o.o

[MrDeinos]

Пенис с ногами

[Nickygonecrazy21]

okay, quick question.... what the F*** was that thing on my screen?!

[STmorgan97]

Is that a cock with legs

[crazy345days]

that monster is of half life but i never kill him

[LegoBakugan7]

A Headless Horse :P

[gmod034]

@LegoBakugan7 no he is a mutation of what i call "gods little horrors from super hell"!

[ASUMEPENISKerereo]

Rikke en ludder i lange tid.

Hun en dumme flødeskum nougat snolder"

[burhanos2]

squidward:its gonna rape me! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaah!!  aaaaaaaaaaH1 kfdsfsdh

[TheDeltacody]

at first i thot it was a penis :P

[Tyrese1826]

Hes from half life not half life two