Hook-Up Exchange Rate - ChickComedy

[haveNOuse4aNAME]

first one i haven't laughed to in awhile

[gzeuskraiste]

I wouldn't buy a drink for anyone who constantly says "I was like...and then he's like..." etc.

[Szekler11]

she's fat

[Jackthemeat]

Buy your OWN drinks then, you freeloading Cunts.

[kinzeUK]

Some of these female comics are gorgeous I tell yer

Just.......just not that funny.

[guitarsrock1987]

fatass

[Khazar01]

Girls are the ones that are delusional, because they think that if you buy her a drink you instantly want to get her to bed.....that's the most arrogant and stupid thinking, and just for that you don't deserve nothing from guys

[0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

@Khazar01 LOL you deserve a million thumbs, well said :D

[americanu197]

she eats a lot of falafel

[NexisFilms]

She's got cool hair ..

[ShynAwkward]

She's pretty, but not funny :-( ..........Would you lick her Pyramid?

[milliondollarman13]

Dead face the whole time

[makpak]

i would loooooooove to hit that! DAMN

[rootiest]

very cute face.

[ChipArgyle]

She's an putting exchange value of having sex on the things that men buy for her. That makes her a prostitute. Whatever happened to liking someone?

[QueenAkasha23]

@ChipArgyle She's not putting a value exchange on sex herself. She's just pointing out that alot of guys tend to do that.Some tend to feel that because they pay for something you should feel some gratitude and exchange it with having sex with them.

[enissac]

boooooooooooooo

[jcg1869]

I'd take that deal.

[lunaticial]

she has to know she plays with pyramids in her spare time

[lunaticial]

wonder how much the stones in her pyramid wiegh

[TheVeedubb]

her face is hot, her body sucks

[neonmangos1]

shes fat but i like it :D

[davyeking]

the whole time i was thinking to myself  "she's funny. No she's really funny."

[peachila]

She's so sweet :)

[mnypwrrspkt]

yup, hooker. 

[fight2Bfree]

unkempt

[TheRealSmacker]

She is nice. But this is more like banter than real comedy.

[jillybnz2379]

LOL do u wanna Sip???

[flashroyal1]

keep your belly like it is cause it's gonna worth less than 5 bucks

[jashinsensei]

Crap

[57worldwide]

I don't buy girls drinks (well, I didn't) trying to take them home. It's way different with me. I would buy a drink, then you can buy the next round. Buying drinks for girls is something I hardly ever did. How do you buy a girls drinks when you are a poor alcoholic?

Seriously though, why even bother with that? Everyone knows why guys or girls are at a club or bar - why even bother? I dance because I like to dance, not because I'm good at it. Same with talking to girls.

[tachi17]

omg i want her T-SHIRT!! <3

[Sahrinzs]

routine was just not that good. good luck in the future.

[damien2609]

shit...unfunny...not VERY sexy but ide fuck her to pass the time

[justcheer19]

@kabongo89 a few are. I think ellen degeneres is really funny, but people like kathy griffin fail miserably

[chefawkes]

chick comedy: where ur more likely to bust a nut than a gut

[chefawkes]

@chefawkes

lmao holy shit i laughed at this before i even realized i said it a month ago. hahah dayum i crack myself up.

[57worldwide]

@chefawkes I just checked. It was funny.

[Smalldawg17]

Wheres the comedy part?

[Lifesucksdie123]

yawn.

[GreatBlueKnight]

@Lifesucksdie123 At first I was like, why'd you yawn? come on...

then I yawned...

fucking double YAWN!

[bn137]

not you don't have to go home with me head in the bathroom or alley is cool hahahhaha

[neru56]

omg the first part is soo true i mean theyy spend $5 maybe $15 max on drinks bc they think we'd go have sex with them -- i like to call that sexist pigs (in case its not obvious i am a GIRL)

[greensegram]

@neru56 lol yur a gurl whattt i couldnt tell

[neru56]

@greensegram what? if i was a guy i wouldnt be sayin sexist pig thats a girl thing and if i was a guy id say something stupid like "Hell yeah!!" or something wierd like that...

[pedinoway2]

thats cleopetra right there

[plugee]

BORING.

[Robb9096]

I have $5, what can do? You're really cute! lol

[QualityTubes]

She said she's a comedian and writes jokes. Where are the jokes?

[kabongo89]

CHICK COMEDY AIN'T FUNNY



[EliteBusJr]

ehhh boring n nut funny

[swisscheesepotatochi]

so they call this comedy?

[jayrperiod]

most egyptian chicks are hot

[rootiest]

ye just hold it and i will move

[dramaticafantastica]

Women are funny, Americans aren't.

[lencho234]

I did not understand.?

[humanills]

Sounds like a deal to me.

[franciso7]

lol

[torrid426]

Do gay guys hit on her allot ?

[BlakeTahoe]

never buy a girl a drink guys....girls have had it far too easy for far too long at bars..................give them a sack of potatos,hops,and a prison sock and a cup and have em make it then selves over the course of 3 weeks...if a girl can do THAT...then marry her

[MaaNonu123]

@BlakeTahoe lol

[BeaconOnEarth]

@BlakeTahoe

lol

[0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

@BlakeTahoe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! thats fucking great

[noodoo19]

she's a beauty... and nicely funny.

[namdlefhtes]

This is why I don't buy girls drinks. Or I'm just an asshole. Whatever.

[TheGobbleWobble]

"...and i would put 20 dollars on the fact that you are probably smoother because you're gay!"

[r4v3n355]

I'm confused. Since when is men buying women drinks in order for a mutually beneficial event to occur unfair to women?

[angiet937]

@r4v3n355 bcus sex isnt always mutually beneficial lol

[beswick1111]

if comedy dosent work out for you sweetie, im sure hugh heffner would appreciate a phone call, or maybe peter north or brandon iron :)

[BigAndTall666]

I would like to see her doing belly dancing interrupted by telling short snappy jokes, would be FAB!  :-)

[windar997]

Like 20 pounds less and she could be a model.

+ Totally funny.

[theonthepsi]

Beautiful eyes...

[MaurerPower846]

If she'll hold my dick for a sip, I wonder what she'd do for a keg stand...?

Plus, I hate this kind of comedy. I don't think that I have EVER seen a female comic do a joke that WASN'T about being hit on. Seriously, these are the videos bits of the female comedians on my screen at this very moment - Arab Boyfriend, Supermarket Seduction, Dumb Date, Lazy Lovemaking, Single-Not Gay, Male Vanity... It's no wonder women are so worried about their shape and relationships it's all they talk about!

[shahbahranks]

@MaurerPower846 And we hate getting hit on everywhere we go by any man who thinks he has a chance. we'd love to tell a different story/joke but men don't give us a chance to just have a normal day out without someone trying to get in our pants or sweep us off our feet in order to ... get in our pants. keep in mind that most jokes are based on experience. this is the woman's experience. unfortunately. are you part of the solution or the problem?based on your opening question, the problem.

[MaurerPower846]

@shahbahranks So this is all they confine themselves to, then? Stop complaining about attention from the opposite sex. I'm aware that a lot of jokes are based on experience, and I'm sure that women are hit on MUCH more than men. My point was that I RARELY see women talk about anything but relationships and appearances, while male comics often have jokes about other ideas, ones that creatively go beyond daily life and their 'normal days'.

And no, I don't see women only as sex objects.

[LipSyncLover]

@MaurerPower846 I agree. and I'm a woman. I mean there's tons of other funny observations to make about the world...a plethera of witty things you could come up with...but women comedians talk about bars and getting hit on. bleh. if i had more guts and less stage fright i'd prob be a better comedian than most women...pardon my cockiness but i'm losing faith in my sex here watching this stuff.

[IonDeity]

would you do me on your spare time?

[ImarobAt]

I think she was pretty funny...and she isn't fat...Lisa Lampanelli is fat...she's a good healthy size. Just because she stands in front of an audience doesn't mean her finger needs to be down her throat. It's hard to compete now-a-days, there are so many people that think they can actually make it in the comedy world but fail miserably so BAM, take that home and chew it ikezao1...i'd bet u've never even seen a lil pyramid in real life cuz u've set ur standards so high. keep up the good work

[animesquirt]

She's not fat she's healthy the folds of her shirt are just making her look bigger but trust me she isn't fat. she actually very pretty!

[randomgothic1]

wtf i read some of the comments and guys r calling her fat..just cuz she has..a belly not every girl can be perfect and be up to ur sexual standerds of being "skinny" or anerexic i have a belly but i mean hey! guys still want to be with me. not every girl will be skinny,have a flat tummy or have abs and huge tits! if you wanna see that go to a strip club cause in the real world there are girls that dont look like that and are still beautiful so..i dont see the problem with girls having a belly..

[ikezao1]

BoeckmanOSU said she's hot... Do u really think so? Look at that belly, look at those love handles, wtf man, u got some pretty low standards... this chicks fat, she's funny tho, i can agree w that.

[KunoichiKira]

@ikezao1 she's fat and you're a douche. even exchange.

[shahbahranks]

@ikezao1 you sound like and ugly skinny person. I'll take love handles over ugly any day. she's fine! and her love handles are nowhere near fat. low standards? your standards are based on some love handles! you're going to happily married one day I can tell... you're a low standard.

[SultanChase]

Big of a belly there.

[zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

the idea is the guys giving not exchanging

[BoeckmanOSU]

She's hot. She's funny. What more do you want?

[dweebieMC]

@BoeckmanOSU you only think she's funny because she's pretty. if a guy friend of yours told these shit jokes you would just call him a fag and tell him to shut the fuck up. don't actually lie to yourself enough to think you'd want to listen to her talk for a full 45 minute headliner set. there's no way anyone would

[BoeckmanOSU]

@dweebieMC Yeah, it's amazing what a year can do to your taste in comedy. Watched it again and it sucks hahaha. Kinda ironic that I have 53 likes and I don't even like it anymore isn't it?

[sfaltas]

ha! thanks =)

[MaxSachs]

"I'm a really cheap hooker......thanks"

Well, you ARE a hooker then right? Otherwise you'd exchange sex for sex now wouldn't ya?

[sfaltas]

was this supposed to be good logic or something? LOL

[medusaliveson]

i loled when she signed vagina while talking about her "little pyramid".

[OC714CM]

She is Beautiful! I love her voice as well!

[sfaltas]

THANKS! =)

[lowlights]

Sorry - this is like subfunny. Underfunny. Basically - she wants to be a really well-paid hooker?

That's why - when I get half a blow-job; I get the second half.

[sfaltas]

wow, did you miss the whole point?! lol. it's okay... good luck on even getting the FIRST half lol.

[redxbullx0357]

wow :)

hahaha little pyramid

[Deovindice2001]

haha the end was pimp

[VladmyrRM]

LOL Wow. :3 She's funny. XD

[P0IS0N]

c'mon, it's not that bad. If a girl would buy me a drink, I'd go home with her.

[VladmyrRM]

Are you seriously judging her due to body shape?

[mexicancricket7]

yes i am. and her personality too.

[walkwalkslow]

Good observations but the hilarity level is low. Kind of bitter.... But then again, she is a comedian.

[themo2v8r]

Confident and calm on stage. Would have liked to see another set. Good job and good luck.

[SEXXIchicka5]

hahahaaha!!!! im not talkin to u about my little pyrimid! lmao

[73elephants]

Not even slightly funny. Why is it highlighted on the channel?

[kavinda008]

not fuuny

[zeffii]

hot and funny. this video alone was worth subscribing. glad to see the host being relegated to something else.

[zekest]

I do not care for this losing channel. Its never funny except four weeks ago.

[wubs23]

hahahaha you are SO RIGHT!

i subscribed as well 4 weeks ago... never been funny since :(

[buhamaju]

So then maybe you guys should stop watching and wasting your time commenting :)

[Meganomic919]

Amen.

[Shaedle]

Holy crap - I was watching and the view ticker went up one. I've never seen that before.

[wubs23]

omg.. you should SO call your friends and have a youtube party about it!

but honestly, ive never seen it as well.

[Loonygirl23]

lol im egpypation 2 sister!!