The Gift of Gary Busey

[HKLesterol]

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[usafadb]

You came for 1:44

[theburningbrosonrs]

@StuckInTheFourWalls hes also a meatball and a cigarrette aparently

[CarlChub]

0:17 No tiny cow on bookshelf

0:19 Tiny cow on bookshelf

[signifyingsomething]

@CarlChub Reckon that's why the wedding day comment was there? :)

[zizema16]

@DerekNZach do you know how to spell paradiddle?

[yknowthatgirl]

@zizema16 You definitely didn't FTBA.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Question: Why/how does something tickle? What is a tickle?

[samafc1]

your a twat

[bethybebe]

@samafc1 You're.

P.S: Sorry about your lack of awesome. (correct use of your and you're win!)

[Igo2seekagr8perhaps]

if 'willy' cakes got made for John's birthday, will 'John' cakes be made for willy's birthday??? :)

[IncensePeppermints68]

why does he keep glancing to his right? lol

[eatmypoop555]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL­YYYYYYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­TTTT  i have the same birthday as you

[FlargTheKitty]

Other books if you like them better?

Come on, John. Don't be ridiculous.

[Tobiscuits]

haha, "Willy Cakes"

[MrNicholasHaynie]

You're not funny

[wowipwnnubs]

This man doesn't blink once this whole video.

[Lollertron]

take ur sad little vlog and shove it up ur cunt you faggot

[Lammstrellicon]

@Lollertron You do know that "Thou art a frothy half faced harpy" would have sounded much better right?

[Lollertron]

@Lammstrellicon youl have to excuse me as i was in a bit of a hurry!

[LMNOP1214]

@Lollertron Be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough!

[hizachyo]

0:18 COW

[ShyL0rd]

Its the Busey Bunch aha lol

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

I know this video was made two years ago but I still have a question...

If you have a glass of chocolate milk... and you are getting that chocolate milk to your mouth via spoon... are you eating it or still drinking it? Because drinking it with a spoon sounds wrong, but eating it with a spoon doesn't.

[Truthless101]

@4LiveLifeWithLove4 well, you drink soup with a spoon, like you kinda slurp it up right? so isn't that the same thing?

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

@Truthless101

Well, soup isn't all liquid, and (to me, at least) is techniqually considered a food. But chocolate milk isn't. I don't know whether opr not thy should be considered inder the same concept.

[ssbfan2]

I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR

*starts making present

[ReKrisB]

Oh, sidebar, how I miss you XD

[FantasticBlueGirl]

A few years ago I was in a book store in New York and while looking through the YA fiction I came across a paperback with a large push pin on the cover titled 'Paper Towns'. I picked it up, then put it down and chose a different book instead, not knowing who John Green was at the time. I'm so ashamed of myself! Can Nerdfighteria ever forgive me???????

[thegirlwhoeatsfeet]

I just want to say that John, you share your birthday with Rupert Grint. I'm also happy as it's two days before mine xD

[kathberry8]

...should be gifts...

[RBkidd510]

0:17 no cow on the shelf behind him

0:19 now there is a cow on the shelf behind him

[STAROFKINGSTON]

who gives a fuck how old u are

[TheBigDauug]

dogs bark

[Muhklayne]

@sseries17556

And the fact that it's obvious you aren't the most intelligent person is why it's great to be a nerdfighter.

[ButterflywithBALLS]

@sseries17556 Lol, sorry. I won't laugh at you as much when you learn what vowels go where, how to properly use punctuation, and where exactly your shift keys are. Or maybe your hands just aren't big enough to reach them while typing yet.

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@sseries17556

several points

1. dont like? Why waste your time watching, and go the extra mile of commenting?

2. Why do you assume only boys watch this... O.o that's wierd

3. If you dont like it, yet feel a strange urge to comment anyway, at least do so respectfully if you want anyone to care what you see

4. to sum it all up in the words of Shakespeare: "Were I like thee I'd throw away myself. "

[ReKrisB]

@JilleyWillyNilly And to add to your #2; if you've watched other vids they constantly comment about how many more *females* watch them than males. X3

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@ReKrisB

**didn't know that**

that's cool thoug, i always thought more boys watched..

[ReKrisB]

@JilleyWillyNilly Some guys do, but one of the comments on a vid where John gives advice on "how can I get boys to like me" - he was like "We wanna know too...almost all of our vids are watched primarily by females" lol. And I completely agree with you, though. People who hate on their vids make no sense X3

DFTBA :3

[TheRealestEver]

@JilleyWillyNilly 1.shut the fuck up

2. this video is fucking retarded and noone gives a fuck what you think.

3. if you don't like my comment, you can jump in a fire

4. to sum it all up in the words of myself. "fuck off"

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@TheRealestEver

1. Thank you for the suggestion, but I opt not to comply.

2. No, it isn't because it isn't a living thing and therefore cannot be mentally challenged. Sorry to break it to you, sweetie, but you aren't everyone, nor do you know everyone, so you really cannot speak for everyone.

3.Well, I suppose I always could, free will and all, but once again, I opt not to comply.

4. Well, I wouldn't expect you to come with any thing particularly interesting, with your dependency on cursing

[TheRealestEver]

@JilleyWillyNilly re·tard 1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede. verb (used without object) 2. to be delayed. noun 3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine. suck my ass, douche.

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@TheRealestEver

But this video wasn't made slow, hindered, or delayed. It was on time, and he was talking rather fast, so you obviously weren't using it like that.

Oh, and how could anyone expect you to end without a positively childish dependency on profanity? "Thou froward tickle-brained mammet."

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@TheRealestEver

So, to sum it up, once again quoting Shakespeare:

"You foul, undigested lump! " "You are a carcass fit for hounds!"

(Also, work on your capitalization, sheesh.)

[ReqLeBeax]

i find this video difficult to masterbate to

[dapickle2k9]

My birthday is 24 of august too :D

[bigfatcarp93]

I just write because I enjoy it.

[RagingWolf]

Less talking, more Busey, please.

[spacestick1]

1:42

[crunk4124]

I came for Garey Busey, not for that dude ...

[12gaugebleachdrinker]

Why does the lil cow show up out of nowhere? I mean, yes its edited and obviously it was placed there. But who took it/put it there and why!!?!?!?!?!

[shellfish1010]

Oh Gosh John looks so cute at 2.40. Adorable.

[universalAssociation]

I just noticed the black Santa in the back round. lol

[Awesomesauseness19]

Burning of unicorns to willy cakes....AMAZING

[TheCaptainLulz]

You sir are inspiring. Everyone should create something for teh lulz.

[maggie2941]

@doggin6 1. you payed him with that comment 2. your faggot ass hasnt done any thing as successful as this guys books 3.the only way this comment is any use to you is, is to say in the mirror you stupid peice of shit and wasted oxygen.

[toonadict]

@doggin6 Hey shit packer, grab your ankles and wait for your dad to come home drunk from work, maybe then you'll be of some use to society.

[BilboBaghead81]

zzzz this SUCKS ASS

[carrottop12292]

I miss this intro!

[626hunters]

after the wedding annotation the gerat wight wall of cow came out of no ware

[DarkGaarafan17]

we have the same Bday! :D

[NedsAmazingShed]

my GOD I want your shirt.

[Hayaishin]

Gary Busey does not need to make different choices. He is doing awesome the way he is and has made all the right choices.

[SkizzleVids]

@TheChevy496 Thou unmuzzled milk-livered moldwarp!

[whitedeviltx]

Baytown Tx

[g2theIrishPianist]

@:49, w/ the eyeless John Sock: "OUT, vile jelly! Where is thy luster now?"

Shakespeare quotes, anyone? King Lear? Act III, Scene 7?

... Nerdfighters! =D

[Narglesonamistletoe]

The great white wall of cow can teleport!! It suddenly jumped out of nowhere at 0:19!!

[mugglemania12]

the great wall of cow randomly shows up at :19

[appendy]

The Busey portrait was born from this Something Awful thread:

forums.somethingawful.(dot com)/showthread.php?threadid=3­046168&userid=0&perpage=40&pag­enumber=18

(replace the (dot com)) If you think that pic was a gift, the thread it came from is the gift that keeps on giving.

[lukestur]

omg I just read that "thousand monkeys at typewriters" thingie in Paper towns, and then you said it.

...it sounds a lot less awesome than it really is (to me).

[hamdemond1]

i would put that on my wall!!!!!!

[utube9000]

The smarmy comments, the edited commentary - I hate this "style" of Youtube presentations....

[mariiaha]

i was literally just about to comment on how in the background the cow's legs were missing, and then you mentioned it.

[Narglesonamistletoe]

OMG!! you beat Breaking dawn and THE HUNGER GAMES!!!!!!!!

[rosydonut]

Why can't I play snake on your video???

[rosydonut]

I kept on thinking you said gifs not gifts.lol

[kingmejam]

I like your gifts.

[RockLeeFangirlXtreme]

You need a new wall of cow. Someone should get on that. Maybe me. I dunno.

[eldudio]

On a technical note:

Your camera is mainly focused on the bookcase behind you and not on you.

[MachineGunSlut]

The Gary Busey family portrait Photoshop was actually done by a woman. I wouldn't feel the need to point this out except that she also has epic breasts.

[fefo112]

es picho y no entiendo nada xQ

[SonDimz]

Gary Busey called Lisa Lampanelli Lisa LumpOfJelly on a roast so since then ive been a very big Gary Busey fan thats my boy

[mkdane]

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR SHIRT?!

its amazing and it blows my mindddd

[pseudocaveman]

Greatest t-shirt ever.

[badalice07]

Gary Busey family portrait rules. I like your sense of humor.

[TheDragonfly930]

just finished reading both Looking for Alaska and Paper Towns...both were very very good!

also, random, is that a federico garcia lorca book in the background (upper left, behind your right)? Great poet!

Happy New Year!

[ironicboredom]

omg you don't blink but hey whatever :D go autobots!

[regularguy5mb]

Here's my question, though you've already grabbed all the questions for that video:

Why are you and Hank so frackin' awesome?

[tneeey24]

dude, whats the matter with you

[ElleAri94]

John, Hank, If I was to give you a gift (like, say, oh, a television script that takes your ideas of awesome and turn it into you know...more awesome, although its not done yet and mayb ecome an epic fail) and I didn't do it to be famous or make money, but for Nerdfighters who, unfortunately, don't watch youtube and don't know what they are, would you read it? Would you think it was a good idea? Would you proofread it? Would you help make it a reality? Would you care I'm only 15? answer please.

[princessnessa44]

John Green, why do you always talk sooooo fast in your videos?!

:-) lol

[casandraonline]

I don't understand the need for your post script; you made it very clear that you think he's not funny. So it seems that you are the one that rambles on.

P.S.- You're wrong. John is both clever and funny and a million other awesome things.

[roadkill1110]

Fuck you NFR

[Garsplodez]

Wait wait wait... you think he's funny but you don't think he's funny?

[DanThePropMan]

"Bud"? There's no need to be condescending.

Also, I feel it's worth noting that this is one of his more sentimental videos. It's not intended to be particularly funny or clever.

[HighHammerNoob]

this was the first Vlogbrothers video I saw.

[aryn113]

did anyone notice the cow magicly appear?0:15-0:21

[RaeynaFicst]

Dear Friend,

Thoroughly being awesome does fit thee. Before, all doings felt too boring. Attempted daring feats transcend banal acts during free-thought banter and doing fine things. Bonded allies don't feel trapped between a decidedly fragile terrestrial boundary and deeper friendships. The best answer doesn't feel terrible, but amazing...

[RaeynaFicst]

...Disseminate foreigners to bring acceptance. Disarm for treaties bringing actual debate forward to better accordable dealings. Free the bigoted attitude! Delight fully through beneficent, altruistic deeds. Finally, to be awesome defines fun, touching, boundless, acts. Do fun things beautifully always.

Dear friend, trotting bouncily away,

DFTBA

[onokenta22]

ah..! blablablablablablablabla

[reivenlocke]

That picture is creepy as hell.

[Williamsskkei]

I love him. I bought the book.

[2005kanda]

I repeat...DICKHEAD

[monasconfidante]

John and Hank: I would like to say on behalf of the Nerdfighters that we get your gift. We like it. Thank you.

Best wishes!

[Shorty3471]

Would you say he still wets the bed.

[Brickcellent]

Most definitely yes.

[XxDatBlonde1xX]

No.

[JCJasion]

The same principle applies to creating music.

[plasticbarf]

I'm assuming the book is free, since you are for making things not for profit, but just to create something new for others to enjoy. Just give me a link to the text and I'll be good.

[scarface123scarface]

whats a nerdfighter?

[dethklock7]

Why do people come to a video, that they dont have to watch,Then watch it and complain ? But John And Hawk are Awesome, as are all nerdfighters

[TheKillionare]

Haha sick man, never watched any of your stuff before but this is rad.

[thebrokentapedeck]

Dear Haters,

Seriously? Nobody cares. Besides, your comments reflect poorly on you & are worthless here - the nerdfighters here already think John is made of awesome.

Dear Nerdfighters, & especially John,

DFTBA. ♥

[Shaunaysee99]

I don't believe the comments people are leaving!!?

That was awesome advice and insight!!! :)

I know you know to brush off the crap comments people leave, but your vid was totally awesome, and you should never let any insignificant comment's bring you down.

[dangerousastronaut]

Sorry for this off topic comment, but I love how all of these trolls who leave rude comments to YouTube users just for kicks actually think they offend anyone. Honestly, I wouldn't get upset over a childish insult written by someone who only intends to hurt others. You all just look ridiculous and we are laughing at you. Try harder. Or not, actually.

Great video, John!

[panictactics]

So true... homo.

[PJMarshal]

your a fucktard

[Byeron89]

monotone piece of shit you are my friend...!

[lukessummer]

Not in the least bit funny/creative /imaginative...

STOP...

[MrDonutty]

dont you take breaths? lol

[unclemontie]

Why is he shouting?

[8stewiegriffin]

pathetic, dude !! You`ve been so many times on the first page of YT and now I`m thinking - WHY ?!?

[lisakelly10]

someone shoot me this sucks

[Gillen13]

Arse!

[sharenslattery]

cool vid :)

[clarececilia]

You're ugly

[sharenslattery]

that a mean thing to say !!!!

[BennyCotter]

Please never post anything on youtube again...your killing me here. When you feel the need to talk again, walk outside open your rubbish bin, stick your head inside and take a large breath in

[geary1916]

someone kill me

[dabs1978]

dude, are you sure it wasn't your 16th birthday.....

[KeepOnBlazin420]

jesus SHUT THE FUCK UP

[veronicaej]

I remember the first time I saw gary busey family portrait. :3

[Nishikadochan]

As an aspiring novelist I have to say that I really appreciate your words of wisdom on writing/publishing. And your words of wisdom in general. In the midst of so much nerd-tastic insanity, you have shared some great pieces of wisdom with us. Thank you.

[Xezatt]

hello jim carrey

[xianos707]

thats the most horrible face man looking ever

[2005kanda]

WANKER

[wabeths]

bro get a job

[bolloxfacecunt]

i`d love to take a baseball bat to your head advertise somewhere else you faggit

[missy192]

Thank you, I'll try my best to make time.

[crf85crf]

LOSER ! get a life... maybe in the afterlife!

[stevanz1]

what hair gel do you use?

[McManiacGirl]

the puff is natural!

[Forak561]

Best Picture Evar

[dodsildinho]

ask a ninja??

[supercarXXX]

Is this some kind of american religious cult thing? Or a spam phishing money scam?

[Louis555hob]

hardly a great idea ?

[Louis555hob]

you knob head, gary buseys a treasure, a natinal treasure. get a job dick head

[xXxAshersxXx]

LOL that picture is fucking hillarious!

[TheDebrick2490]

Nerds are real people this fella is a long winded arrogant weed Like all those other Yanks who sit in front of Camera's loving their own Voices and put them on YouTube!!!

[IProtestI]

Thats not just America, we have long winded pricks like him in England too.

[codeybustin]

what a dick get a life.

[spazzyabbi]

TheDebrick2490

If you're so against him, don't watch him. Also, if that's what you think, stay away from Youtube. You don't have to be here. He doesn't do things to love his own voice. He does things to communicate with Hank as well as entertain people with time to kill.

[BigGuyZee]

I really liked this video. Great advice about doing things because you like doing them and not for money and glory. Much Love!

[brumster01]

god his accent does my head in,all i could think of when listening to you...sorry ;/.

[mecrazy5]

i hate you 2, stop crowding up the youtube home page by having a featured video, you queer ass fag munchers.

[blixy16]

bla bla bla bla bla. y doesn't this guy just shut the fuck up

[McManiacGirl]

Why don't you?

Hypocrite...

[ToniieElizabethh]

You are definately on something.

Or you would have blinked.

But oh well.

I like this video :)

[zizema16]

@ToniieElizabethh if you spell definitely with an a, then you are definitely an a-hole

[ajaka11]

get a job you knob

[Laidder07]

My name's ajaka11. I don't listen to people and assume they don't have a job. DERP FUCKING DERP I'M DUMB@!!1121!@@!!!!!@@!!!one!!@­!!!!22231112333two

[Pandurrpie]

funny how little kids over the internet think they can say anything to the 'internet users' and not realize they are real people and they would probably not even say these things in-person. :x

[AngusT07171]

What

[zeffyismylove]

erm... wth did i just watch O.o lol

[longhotrd]

stu..d

[Jorzef84]

another fuckin youtube douche bag

[vloglovers]

Yourself? Yeah, sounds about right.

lol actually he is a well accomplished writer.