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  • Also kiddies, he beat the shit out of his wife 2 days later and knocked over one of his kids in the altercation...Thats why you will never see him again...Divorce is pending as we speak...Gemma

  • oj in the penis hole must really burn maybe he drove away that fast almost hitting the security guard so he could get to dogs house quickly to get Beth to suck it out before his penis got a infection

  • he gave people shit for smoking ice in there own house and then gets busted wackin his dong at a bank, what a fuckin foul

  • Karma

  • wow, totally forgot that tim chapman was part of the show when it first started ! lol :p

  • Good old Tim caught rubbin one out lmao!!! Family of fukn inbreds.

  • Lol this family and their freinds are all a bunch of stupid redneck losers who dont know anything else but bounty hunting ... they just got lucky in life but their luck will only last so long before they all go down as well

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  • Those guys make mistakes just like any other human. But they are changing lives. They are good people.

  • Where is Steve McGarret and Five-0 when you need them?

  • did his lawyer say ass juice?

  • Hey, is it just me or does the lawyer you see in the photo appear like he's dead. He can be a cast member for zombie sequel without being bitten lol

  • Dwayne was convicted of murder, and served only 2 years. His son was charged with Assault and Battery on some old guy. His daughter is a drunken slut. His brother was arrested for masturbating to girls in a store. The rest of the family have long records. "Bigbaddawg" deleted my thread pointing out this hypocrites crimes. That post had 90+ thumbs up. I guess he couldn't handle it? Dawg is a murderer who takes down petty drug addicts. What a hero.
  • hes livng in a truck while dog lives it up what kinda brother is dat

  • we all should have a national jerk-off day, everyman shows their pride and salute all the beautiful womanin america!

  • Dumb ass, keep that fake shit inside your pants boyo.

  • If the poor guy is living out of his truck, where the hell else is he supposed to whack off?! Come on!

  • Yeah, he was cleaning off spilled juice! MAN JUICE THAT IS!!!!

  • nooo, he was changing his pants b/c he spilt orange juice on them!!! so what, hes goin to jail for changing his pants in his own truck??? yep that sounds like our f up government!!

  • wow I don't like dog the bounty hunter anymore..laaammmeee what if kids were watching ewwww

  • SHE GOT A SCARF ON HER HEAD, HUH!?

  • That's why they dropped the charge

  • Attempted murder... wtf where do u get attempted murder from going over the curb and leaving lol I highly doubt that was an attempt 187

  • They say Once a wanker always a wanker...But with all thats happen to him just makes him fit in with the rest of his family...There all jerk offs..Everyone of them have been charged along the line somewheres...I just can't understand why the show hasn't been canned long time ago....One of them must be getting sore knees keeping the show going..

  • A guy changing his clothes in his car, this is news worthy how ???

    Pathetic.

  • jeeeesus, the things ppl get in trouble 4!! the shit they put on the news! feels like were going backwards not forward. trying 2 make things 2 sterile !

  • Being branded a terrorist for simply jerking off in your own car ? Story of my life...

  • @DerHorstXXL

    thats a terrorist act what is he would of jizzed on people and gave them aids lol

  • @DerHorstXXL ..haha! thats great! lol

  • God this just makes the police department look stupid as hell

  • If he was kicked out by his wife he had family he could of gone and stayed with. I think he might have done it.

  • He just LOOKS like a sex offender.

  • @VoodooPolitico Like a pedaphile. I wouldn't trust this guy with my kids.

  • kicked out by his wife, living in his truck, where else was he supposed to jack off?

  • @SuperAce009 They also got him for attemped murder and he did not get the chance to shoot off .

  • hahahahahahahaha wtf hell nah he would....aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahah­aha.waz dog there too.....hahahahaha

  • OMG thats stupid as hell .

  • This guy must have a HUGE dick for it to count as a terroristic threat...

  • C'mon Tim. You know the only people allowed to drive within ten feet of a person - or even run them over - are cops. They're special, and nobody else can "appear" to be aiming their car at you - or bump another car - without getting charged with attempted murder. It's two different class of people, and they are the only exception to the "attempted murder" stupidity.

  • hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha­hahhhaahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa  dum fuck

  • Weirdos bra, weirdos

  • i wanna spill some of my juice on beth chapman

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA TERRORISTIC THREATENING HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA AHA HAHA A A HAAH A FUCKING DIP SHIT AMERICANS

  • The big rumor right now is that ol Timmy has done it AGAIN....while in Dallas for the upcoming Super Bowl he alledgedly "handled" his balls and penis while peering thorugh a hotel window. As he ran off he dropped a bottle of Mickeys, and a shard flew up and slashed his cock. His lawyers are denying it all of course, so we'll see...

  • but it is funny how just cause someones on tv fans will defend him to the end not knowing who they really are

  • changing his clothes my ass it takes 2 seconds to change your pants...he wasnt with his wife living out of his truck? wtf couldnt afford a hotel? i seriously changed my pants while typing this....some1 reported to security then they went so he had his pants off for awhile in his wifeless truck home

  • I love the way that skinny fucker acts all tough.... only tough because there's 3 other fuckers behind you. I wanna see jack off get owned. ha ha

  • he'd have to be pretty fucked in the head to randomly be jacking off in public when camereas are around.

  • Wait, this is illegal?!?!?!

  • Something was going on !!! They lawyer said Tim didnt know what to do YEAH RIGHT this dude keeps his kewl while taking down bad guys but doesnt know what to do when a security gaurd tells him to get off a truck!!!

  • he was changing his clothes they are lieing security guards had the wrong opinion of him.

  • that seems like a misunderstanding

    he was changing cloths!

  • I can't see YoungBlood doing that, i think Dog is a phony peice of crap, but Tim seems to be pretty respectable. He's a celebrity and quite well known, i think if he decided to jerk off he would go somewhere private. They did say he was living out of his truck, so it makes sense he might try to find a quiet place to change. I just can't see Tim deciding to stand in a parking garage outside of his vehicle and jerk off naked. Dog on the other hand is a racist peice of shit!

  • So that means if somebody jerks off thats against the law. lol

  • terroristic threatening.....for wacking off?

    There is something more to this story, I think.

  • This is Wacked.......Oh I mean Tims meat was wacked..

  • Tim Chapman: ♪ Jizz in my pants ♪

  • If you try to hit somebody with your vehicle - it is considered attempted murder.

  • hes a good person. what the hell attempted murder!?

  • lol he got caught spanking the monkey hahahahaha

  • thats why he wasnt on the last few seasons!

    and terroristic threats? wdf? he was jerkin it man

  • their really no different from the people they arrest.

  • @chunlaur they're

  • @chunlaur I hate to speculate and gossip but they seem to target docile meth freaks

  • @glutamine001 they pick people stuck on the glass dick that they know arnt dangerious and will skip court n run, that way they have a show and are safe.

  • meth makes ppl do crazy things........fucking ice head

  • Another story blown WAAAAAAY out of proportion. Apparently you cant even change your fuckin trousers without some cunt trying to arrest you.

  • HE WAS ACTUALLY CAUGHT WANKING OVER PHOTOS OF BETH AND BABY LISSA, WHICH I CAN'T BLAME HIM BECAUSE THAT NAME ALONE GIVES ME A STONKING HARD ON! DIRTY GIT I BET HE'S GOT A REAL SKINNY LONG COCK, ALL SLIPPERY LKE A DOG'S DICK..... PERFERT.

  • @JeffGuff Wtf man you're sick

  • @JeffGuff WTF

  • Haha, what a loser. He's living out of his car and whacking off in public

  • wtf that is weird

  • Wanker!  LOL

  • How is driving away and almost hitting the guy attempted murder, my dad acidentaly ran over my foot one time, the cops gonna call that atempted murder too!

  • Wtf. I knew they were lowlives. They look like lowlives. 

  • hahahahahahahaha see there fags

  • the chapmans r fuckin inbred retards...

  • He was found NOT GUILTY. That security guard wasn't doing his job in getting Tim arrested. He was trying to make a buck and get famous. Pathetic.

  • Bounty hunter my ass,i would smash the fuck outta that skinny inbread wank stain.

  • i would be more than happy to whack him off

  • I think Tim is hot and I don't think he did this at all.

  • Bull Shit !!

  • OMG, the attornys story is the most bullshit thing I've ever heard. It must have been a hell of a cup of orange juice to have to get naked.

  • lol beautiful

  • dont you see tim chapman hes skinny as fuck of course wanker acting like there fbi or somethink

  • hope he wash the pepper spray off his hands before he wanked his junk

  • Hahahahaha!!!!

    Poor guy, had nowhere else to wank!!

  • he was probably thinking about beths big ass tits,damn i am geting a boner thinking about those fat mammies

  • this is soo not true its not him

  • @Onemandynasty13 I think the samething too, this is not him

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha....gawd dayum dude.lmmfao.ol dog got his brother livin in his truck jackin of at banks.lmmfao.how fuckkin funny is that?

  • So fucking ironic.

  • cerealkillerjake, ur stupid as fukk! this shit is real u fAGG!! ur probally the same as tim, who likes to please themselves in parkin lotz. FUKK DOGG and his family, they are nothing but racist trailer trash biTCHES!! i hope his fat bitch chokes on a twinkie and dies

  • is it an ice pipe leland

  • "Thats My Bank"

    Kind of gives that tag phrase a whole new meaning.

  • one of the first reports of this incident why tim was fired from the show was because he was jerking off to beths 'bra'. they found beths bra all creamed up. dog was furious and fired tim from the show!!!

  • yea fucking right.. if he and his wife ever got a divorce he has enough money to go into a motel.. this shit is fake

  • wut da hell bra

  • I believe Tim Is innocent. For goodness sake the man is only human. I believe he did spill that OJ on his pants and the security guard reconized him and blew this hole thing out of what it truly was,

    The security guard wanted to make brownie points with his boss. so he fabricated this whole cockin -bull story on Tim.

  • Was he subject to the "Penil code"?

  • I do this shit all the time, nothing wrong with it! Try doing it in high speed traffic!

  • wtf dude, high speed traffic?? lmao

  • lol! he is totally guilty...

  • hey dumbass, Tim was found NOT GUILTY on ALL charges and there was no proof...not even on the parking lot security cameras! Hell, the woman couldn't even tell the court which hand he was using to supposedly jerkoff! Go find some anorexic model to whine about and leave Tim alone.

  • =)

    shut up u hater

  • Terroristic threatening? For jerking off?

    Guantanamo will soon be filled with teenage boys!

  • Im sure you're there right now!

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • Well it MUST be true if these retarded yanks say so...

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  • lol @ 1:10 all a misunderstanding rofl

    and could anyone else understand the lawyer? why didnt they add some fuckin subtitles

  • how bizarre

  • HAHAH...I've done prison time in the past and i learned alot about people while there.....I always thought that tim chapman was a wierdo freak...you can tell by the way he speaks......he is a sexual freak like that.,he loves to jack off all day long most likely....its funny that this happend...after i thought the same thing LOL

  • What a BS story spilled OJ in his lap, so he just figured he'd whack it once he changed his pants, come on Tim he pulled a Pewee Herman move....lol If he didn't do anything wrong why did he flee the scene? I like The Chapman family and them trying to get a lot of the ice heads off the streets of Hawaii but Tim you just can't wack off in public....keep that at home. You notice he was off the show for a while and he must have plea bargined this down and got off of the charge..

  • Oh I totally agree, what a bullshit story, my 6 year old nephew could come up with a better excuse than that!!!!

  • jim not tim!!

  • I never once spilled something on me and thought about changing in my truck even if I was living out of it I would go into a store are something it still don't get red of the fact he tried to run over the security guard and ran from the scene so something is up I bet he was on drugs...I bet he started messing around with that meth are drugs cause if he got kicked out his house Dog would let him stay at his place but I bet he started using drugs...

  • THAT WHOLE FAMILY IS FKD UP !

  • always knew he was a wanker ,,,, OK YOUING BLOD? do not get me started on bet the pig with tits

  • alright poeple,,how long does it take to put pants on 1 min a 1 min 30 seconds tops,,,ok the reporter said people witnessed a naked man prefoming lude acts in his truck,so befor the eye witnesses tim was already "putting on the pants" then they call there cell phones,alert the security,the security leaves his post,goes down to the parking lot ,looks in the truck,and u mean to tell me all this time tim still isnt done changing his pants!? really tim? realllyyy??!

  • haha this is amazing wota freak. be great if dog bonded out tim and he jumped bond and dog had to hunt him in a episode, be a good story line if tim kidnapped wesley from the office in front of beth, he battered beth so dog was mad, they chased him and found him in a tweek house in waikiki, tim was iced up bummin wesley hahahahahahah

  • LOL..dog bonds him out and tim the freak jumps bail!!! LOL...that would be GREAT! LOL

  • NO NEED TO WACK OFF WHEN U HAVE ME BABE=)

  • Tim, Tim. Tim - you naughty boy! Don't you know naked masturbation in a parking lot is a terroristic threat? Your toxic ajaculation threatens public safety. Add another charge - cereberal mistreatment. In his skull he kept one brain cell but it died of lonliness and lack of excersise.

  • Do they not realize how stupid it is to charge him with attempted murder and terroristic threats? LOL!

  • @leafsrule16

    yeah it is but if some one almost hits a cop while fleaing the same charges would be brought and you would care then so

  • he might have got off this charge,but the damage has been done. Hes nothing more than a dirty little pervert who will now fade into obscurity.

  • wow ther all forreals just a big group of hipicrite bountyhunters.(fuckspelling)

  • fucking perveret if he was just changing his pants then why would he mount the kerb and run.i would just get out and tell the guy iam just changing my pants wouldnt anybody

  • yeah your right, it was obviously a made up story. what a perv

  • attempted murder.... WTF... fucking u.s cops GIVE HIM A BREAK he was caught jerking off he was embarassed, attempted murder... that is fucked

  • Wether Tim is guilty or not, we all make fucking mistakes, I'm not saying it's not wrong and a little gross, I'm just saying he has had a good few years working with the whole Bounty ordeal but times up I guess.

    And will people stop fucking judging the Chapman family, seriously, why is everyone expecting Leland or Beth to screw up next. There the ones trying to lock up perverted and whacked out people and here people are judging them! Get your priorities right and grow up!

  • tim `monkey spanker` chapman wahahaha

  • haha

  • I always hated that guy, He looks like a BITCH

  • Shouldn't be too difficult to get a DNA sample if they need it. LMAO

  • You all "do" realize that the first charge was dropped and he was acquited on the second charge. But lets not let facts get in the way. ;-)

  • the rat tail...yuck!

    could have happened...i always drink orange juice in parking lots when i am living out of my truck....correction, the attorney said a liquid "like" orange juice. double yuck

  • LOL

  • fuck tim chpaman... fucking white trash sexual deviant

  • they all are. look at lelands face. he looks inbred

  • don´t tell leland!!

  • Dirty Boy Tim!

    Bet he was wanking of to the 'Scary Maze Game' bitch, haha, I always knew he was into some freaky shit

  • @bobsey04 why do you always try to break down people because your life is unhappy and you are a loser huh!

  • Tim was thinking of Dog's wife, what's her name? PIG? and couldn't help himself. He made a shitload of money with A&E and yet he was living in his truck? He was supposedly like a brother to dog, but I guess Dog's wife, Elephant, didn't want Tim living in the house because she knew he couldn't control his urges around her. He also liked to jerk off to pictures of Shamu.

  • why run if not guilty? he'll "get off" because of high powered lawyers.. I mean he'll "beat it"...the case i mean.

  • His attorney sure looks like a typical shyster !

  • ROFL also living out of his trucks? DOUBLE ROFL guess he blew thru all his A&E money or his wife got it or dogs the only one who gets payed because hes the biggest douche :D anyways itsrly funny

  • OMG! I just wonder what does Dog and Beth and all them think about this XDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Tim....God Bless

  • lmfao i hope he jumps bail and dog has to go get him i bet he won't tho lmfao

  • LOL!!!!!!

  • this whole terrorist thing has gotten out of hand trying to drive away from a rent-a-cop for getting caught jerking off is not a terrorist act... so he ALMOST hit the guy that doesnt count ALMOST getting hit by a grenade OK ALMOST getting a ringer while playing horse shoes 1 point ...tim is not a terrorist... stupid and sad cuz he is living in his car and has to jerk off in a parking garage yes ...but not a terrorist

  • *bones*

    Agreed.

  • "terroristic threatening" NOT being an actual terrorist FFS!

  • needs to be a rebuttal video posted where Tim has been ACQUITTED..wessler did NOT say he saw Tim erking off,he testified that he was investigating a report of Tim doing that.

    Always guilty until a american can prove himself innocent in the good ol usa of smart folks prejudging & msm on modern witch hunts.

    looking back at these comments lots of stone throwing sheep been procreated lol.

    i would bet most of you still spouting off he did what he was charged with but not convicted with..

  • oj was also acquitted. they both had high powered lawyers.. look @ the facts.. Have you ever gotten naked after spilling "juice" on yourself in public? Have you ever hopped a curb and almost run over a security guard for no reason? wouldnt you stay and explain yourself? maybe show them the stain or something? & you calling people sheep & the anti-american comment make you sound like a self-righteous person. no right or wrong just difference of opinion... take care.

  • americans are sheep. brainwashed little sheep that follow a selct few. you say my opinion is anti-american..hmm that means i should shut up now & say something nice about americans eh. well....for the most part americans are cowards,sheep,arrogant,fat whiners & have been for 30 years. now ya got laws for every group of people so their little feelings dont get hurt when in actuality it is just the pc way of controlling thought & furthering a select fews agenda.

  • How the fuck is your little nonsense rant going to improve America. Is it going to open anyones eyes? No. You have said nothing of any importance. You've given no evidence and not a shred of anything resembling a fact. Americans have been fat whiners for 30 years huh? What in the fuck are you talking about. Your not enlightening anyone, your pointing the blame at other Americans for mistakes or characteristics of people in your life. p Your whining, shut the fuck up and do something; you're fat.

  • LOL

  • His penis was out on bail he was trying to apprehend it

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  • I dought any of that is true, i cant picture him doing that!

  • Congratulations,you think outside the box & do not pre-judge. Smart.

  • tim needs some serious dermabrasion. Was like his face was on fire and he used an ice pick to put it out. See him in court looking all humbled and scraed. while on the show when he has 5 guys behind him he talks smack to 120lb crack heads. He is a fucky douche. Glad he got his. Now lets catch that dip shit duane.

  • Did Beth taste the substance to see what it was?

  • its funny cuz he was guilty for doin the same thing back in the late 80's it even says it on wiki,he was caught hiding behind a tree watching girls play tenins jerkin off ROFL,,and yes he was found guilty of that,, yea i make jokes but seriously those young girls was somebody's daughter,sister niece ect ect,,if i caught redneck tim being a peeping tom to my kid ill tell u this there wouldnt have been no youngblood on the dog the bounty hunter show u see today,

  • damn dog, that shit wasnt even cool, but you are right..if i saw that shit goin down while i was pickin up my kid, id take her home..get out a old fashioned double barrle shotgun, load both barrels, only cock on and shoot his dick off, then the second barrel for his good hand.

  • lol wackin in the truck nice

  • He was acquitted on all counts. Nonetheless it appears he is no longer on the show.

  • timmy chapman jack'n his meat stick in the mall woooo hooooooooooooo

  • NNNNNNoo this cant be true!!!

  • so this is why he isnt in the new season wow jeeze crazy shit

  • "He apparently spilled some kind of orange juice or some orange drink or some kind of JIZZ on his pants"! Ha ha ha ha!!! Tim reminds me of that hillbilly in Deliverance that holds the rifle on Jon Voight - That would be the Hillbilly that WASN'T screwing Ned Beatty in the ass. Orange drink - Ha ha ha!!!

  • So, I'm guessing this is why he's not in the new season of the show? I was wondering where he was..