How to Escape a Bad Party Conversation

[ChocolateCoatedLips]

Lol he looks like a grown up charlie brown.

[nekonyapii1203]

@TheLostMyBrain but how if a boy have to escape a bad conversation?

[TheHalo3spartan117]

in a bad conversation? here's all you have to say: "yeah that's interesting but i just ate a 99 cent burrito and I have to poop REALLY bad."

[TheLostMyBrain]

Step 1: Randomly yell "RAPE!"

[hotimot]

They said: you will need... bla bla bla.. honesty.

But all i heard was bad exscuses for leaving?

[distilleryfcthebest]

this video was clearly made from a boring blonde

[shelby0508]

haha 0:29 he just acts like its normal when he randmomly pisses his pants

[bieberforever1231]

0:31.... disgusting

[kaitlynandsydney]

i got here by typing "random shit from howcast". it worked :p

[cuentaclon1234]

1:04 WTF?

[jamalaron]

Sacraficial lamb. WHAT THE FUCK?

[MrBoxman29]

@zAznSensation soooooo 0.01% arent usless LOL

[sbrnakiss]

Step1: inform them of amazing sex you just had last night

Step2: complain about fishy smell from strange sores you woke up with

Did you know 83% of Americans have cold sores anyways?

[ilovedisneystarz]

Step one; Make the face....

[szakiricky]

Kick the boring party attendant in the face, and walk away like a true King.

[RadDiego11]

WTF! I Tried Step 5 And My Friend Got Fined By The FireDepartment For Pulling The FireAlarm! But At The End It stills works ^_^

[xXJessicaSongXx]

Step 1: Watch Jenna Marbles Video.

[ValtronW]

Just say you have to go to the bathroom.....

[cinda2030]

@ValtronW Oh like they didn't mention that in the video hurdy hurdy hurr

[ninjaninja246]

Uhhh, the womens' boobs are really weird

[MrLOL9999]

Step 1: Walk away



[melodie7502384]

What about how to escape a conversation that your crush is involved in? I so do NOT want to reveal who the heck he is. :)

[pussylumpessru]

I'd be grateful as hell that someone would want to talk to me in the first place.

[MrChowTheTroll]

Eh, go to the bar and get more drunk..... you will really wanna talk to them

[madmanslullaby1]

step one:say this

screw you guy, im going home!

[jannet678]

lol the ending is like " Did U Kno 34% Of Americans Are Uncomfortable When Introducing Themselves To Stranges at a Party ( According To 1 Survey )" I was like 1, 1 fucking survey and chu didnt even take at least 3 surveys never listen to the things at the end of Howcast only if u kno its true :|)

[ookaybunny]

whu not just make out they cant say anything

[iAreAless]

step one: tell them The following "Bitch, your boring the hell out of now SHUT THE HELL UP"

[RockPwnsYou]

Step one: throw your drink in their face

Step two: walk away calmly

Problem solved!

[66LoveDove]

0:50 Nice Tits!

[GotMilk17051]

Haha yeah... wen u tell a friend to help u from a convo... they'll pull the fire alarm. This video is SOOO realistic!!

[vizzez]

ask him where you can buy parrots..

[MegaRandompeoplez]

you will need: credible excuses, flattery, sacrificial lamb

honesty, DAMN!!!

[TheEndangeredSweater]

Dont talk to a fucking carney

[cuteiepie2518]

Step one: Ask to go to the bathroom. dont stare directly in the eye, it might cause him/her to attack .

Step two: Crawl out the window, if there is no window make a run for the door before him/her sees you.

Step three: Go to another party

[Riael1111]

USE A FUCKING CONDOM!!

themitsu9999 thanks for the ideea =))

[emgl1212]

just watch the jenna marbles video 

[MultiAwsomeMike]

you will need:

ballz

step one: tell them to shut up for gods sake!!

[Aaron97oD]

I Love step 3, i always do it when im talking to people who arn't funny or i dislike

[burnsriley]

Oh, your his ex-wife?

[iTzPRiMEz]

Step 1: "Cool story bro, wheres the chapter when you shut the fuck up?"

[AZ602WS]

Step 1: Say "bye"

Step 2: Say bye again.

Step 3: Say " Okay man....I said I'm leaving now...okay?"

Step 4: Walk away.

Tips: Never look back at them.

[azzaz691]

thums up if you watch this to stop this

[Gatazzzable]

step one: say "shut the fuck up"

the person whom u may be talking to may hate u for the rest of their life hahaha

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

I just listen. as long as they're enjoying themselves...

[Nubs4TheWin]

Step 1: Walk away

[chainedblood2112]

i wonder what the old dude smoking

[hattersuffa]

hahaha I totally knew people would comment about the BOOBS! XD

[Samantha123432]

wtf lol the booooooooooobs lmao

[evilspaceinvader]

i just tell them to shut the fuck up and then walk away. well, if its someones that i'm not particularly friends with. they should just realise they're boring you and if they dont then they're not someone that would make a good friend in the future in the firstplace! you want honesty, BE FUCKING HONEST.

[jma25able1]

@evilspaceinvader Or you can preach them and they will go away.(Americans hate to be preached)

[kkk345ify]

@jma25able1 and how do u know that?

[videogamenostalgia]

Find a bottle, break it and threaten to stab them with it...

[Jellypnut14]

Ok...so the lady pulls the fire alarm, and no one leaves.

[fastdude4ever]

Did annyone else see that he said it was the guys EX-wife

[RogerStyers]

Best way to end any conversation. Just say "have you heard the word of Jesus Christ?" They'll slam a door you didn't even realize was there in your face.

[HateGovernment]

@RogerStyers I was going to say--sell life insurance.  I like yours better.

[RUL1S88]

Wtf I just say gtfo nigger and threaten him with my brutal actions. Nigger isn't illegal word in my country so I'm cool with it.

[jekylei99]

Even at the guy leaves, the dude in the green keeps talking.

[VideoGameExplorers]

1:02 I need to become friends with dumb asses now.

[Glogirlglori]

1:19 Really?

[TheSludgeFuck]

Step One: Walk away.

[trixienadine]

how can u use EXCUSES if u have to be HONEST?

[Dxxchrisable]

did u notice that the wierdes topics by howcast is animated cos no one will participate to do those sketches

[LavenderFlowers8]

You will need:

Guts

A mouth

Someone who talks a lifetime

Step One:Yell SHUT THE HELL UP!

Step Two:Punch them in they face

Step Three:Make your getaway and enjoy the party

Did you know:99% of Howcast videos are pointless

[zAznSensationx]

@LavenderFlowers8 Correction. 99.9 % LOL

[the9090ify]

@LavenderFlowers8 they're fun to watch though



[LavenderFlowers8]

@the9090ify i know right?

[henryshoulddie]

@LavenderFlowers8 You forgot hands to form a fist and punch someone

[paramorfan1241]

@LavenderFlowers8 99.9

[Sunmayful]

@LavenderFlowers8 ಠ_ಠ

[Hackerette]

If you look at the top of someones head in a disgusted way they will most likely exuse themselves

[WhiteShadow2k1]

Just play gay chicken. :D

[jillstillrules169]

if i find someone boring, i take out my cell phone n act like someoen is calling me.

or i change the subject to something i wanna talk about.

or get more people into our conversation. that way its not just me :P

[2bornot2b2cornot2c]

dont worry about being rude just go when they arent looking and try to avoid them dont make any eye contact and try to get somone else to talk to so you can ignor them more easily

[NikySportsPromotion]

nice boobs

[TheMrStephenator]

You will need: good humor!!!

step 1: tell the person that the conversation is getting really boring and giggle alittle...after that u walk away!!!

simple as that!!!

[LMAOSHIFDTSADMT]

step 1: walk away

[Honey1675]

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you can do what they did in the movie with the college students

hey!....... I have a serious std the more you talk to me the more youll catch it

[FrederikMeyer]

Oh ok, so if i have a boring conversation, i just need a friend to pull the fire alarm! Of course!

[HeartButerfly]

Ok pull the fire alarm just because of a boring conversation...I dont think so

[TorturableDeath]

My Reason: Oh look, my house is on fire! I really ought to go

[PhantomBlackIce]

where can i buy all of this stuff

lol XD

[isabella5wan2]

the best excuse ::: ohhh excuse me i have to go planifie my next terrorist attack sorry , see ya nest time ! ...

and u never see him again... unless he's already a terrorist !?

[anangrybrit]

step: 1 tell the boring bastard to shut the fuck up

[vivalakakarot]

@anangrybrit hahah at the begining it says "without offending them'

[rasmussaj]

"shut the f### up, bitch im getting a headache!!!"

[lb8068]

I just tend to shoot the guy in the kneecap for wasting all my time.

[Anonymusq]

Lol are that boobs or wheels?

[TheANiMeCrAzY21]

Kill them with your hatchet. >:D

JK XD

[saltfish115]

one time i didnt notice my mom went up and i thought it was a different person and im like "GTFA YOU STUPID BITCH"

[NoahPloxBlox]

Just ignore them and GTFO Out of there!

[lildoozie101gold]

Just tell them to shut up and u need 2 go

[MsOreocheesecake]

black tux guy peed his pants

:p

[godshotthepony]

I lol'd at Chesty McRack-Boob.

[Heartbrakemusic]

Peeing your pants is also a good way to get them to leave..

[SillyNerdify]

"you will need... a sacrificial lamb." Ok, got one, here's the knife... oh wait I WASN'T supposed to kill it??

[SweIsak]

optional:a baby :3

[MrGodOfWarful]

Thats just lame, when i get myself into bad conversation i just say to him/her '' Dude i dont give a shit'' and then leave

[MattGraeme]

Step 1) take a knife and stab them in the chest...continue until limp.

Step 2) peel off their skin and wear it as a suit.

Step 3) live their life for a few days befor staging a fake suicide.

Optional) Have a wank.

Did you know %93 of all people admit doing this to a freind or co-worker.

[RobinRc666]

@MattGraeme A FUKIN LOVE YOU M8 PMSL XD

[SPARTAN3521]

@MattGraeme you sir are my hero



[freaknikism]

you will need

beer

a plastic bag

duct tape and

a knife

[TheRader101]

thank god friends r optional

[MrDoorvid]

Step 1: Say something random then point behind them and scream then runs as fast as you can



[Runnerrmejor]

god this vids are so random xD

[monterey10445]

Step 1: Dont go to parties

There its solved

[iChardonnnae]

@monterey10445 thats no fun

[hemorrhagegoth]

@monterey10445 oh yeah, why go to parties when you can stay at home being a social outcast all day. nice one man!

[MrEverret]

Step 1: Tell them to shut the fuck up

Step 2: Walk away

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

[fusionhypercool]

step one..and it will be the final step: cut them off in between and start annoying them back...talk about disney stars..

[meme6004]

1. Say random words then RUN!!!!!

[dungeono]

step 1 say "your annoying the crap outa me" then walk away

[RockerChick9709]

Lol i'll be like dude shut the f*ck up!

[nathan33445]

or just say im goin to go to the restroom for awhile

[WillSing4Zombies]

His ex-wife, huh? I bet he left her because her boobs are fucking weird.

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

So you're his ex-wife? XD

[butterflycandei]

I just walk away randomly... This one girl I know nah stop chat! And all she ever talk about is man man man so everytime I c her I just put my blank face on and walk away

[brutaka359]

SO, YOU'RE HIS EX-WIFE

[brazilianEYEreportU]

FUCK YOU HOWCAST

YOU MADE ME PULL THE FIRE ALARM AT WORK AND GOT ME FIRED

[BrownnnEyes]

theres always that one annoying loser who talks about absolute shit & thinks he actually has a chance with you

[amboyznikka96]

i said to this girl one time how you doing and she said we gonna fuck or not and i said ok

[reapermachine]

say: i have to take a dump

[BatmanAAsylumFan]

...AGES!!!

[rock3tcat]

I just hang out my small dick when I'm not interested in the conversation... :D

[noodliepoodlie]

how to escape a bad party conversation while you're drunk:

step one:flick the person off.

step two: walk away.

[catipolX]

I love these step jokes

[jihahmj99]

i love the woman's boob! there are so round! kinda ...

[xXxRyuuzaki]

Step One: Say Shut Up ur Annoying And to not offend them say "No offence"

Step Two: If they dont stop, Punch them in the face then go away

[miesrah12]

step one: get he/she to look at your hand

step two: raise your hand quickly and say SIKE HITLER!

step three: shoot him/her in the chest while he/she is distracted

[videogamenostalgia]

Break your wine glass and threaten to stab them with it. Always works for me!!!

[MaskedManiac225]

Step 10000:

Shove the guy into a girl and run away.

[knight75xx]

step 7, remember to always bring ur desert eagle, incase of desperate times =D

[MiSTAAAHMEK]

lmao, lame...

[jeffms]

Because I know people are using excuses instead of being honest, I always try to make sure that I'm the first to break up a conversation, even when I'm enjoying myself. That way I don't have to doubt myself when somebody else does it.

[shooterboss]

What's the name of the song?

[McTaconess]

0:50 lol damn they're bonkerss!

[Flipty11]

how to ruin a party and possibly get your friend arrested: have her pull the fire alarm...

[SkateboarderXL]

whahaha acording to one servey... well than it's probably reliable :D

[webkinz444444]

@SkateboarderXL i am

[julie797]

lol he peed in his pants

[dahidex]

look att all the boobs omg!

[videogamenostalgia]

jump out the window

[TheSeriousbusiness]

eww he peed in his pants.. and it was freaking GREEN! Thats disguisting!!! 0:30

[NoWayGamer]

just tell them what your about to do.. like

"Wow your daughter is 6? I'm gonna go get some soda"

and just leave o.o

[XxEmoVanpireGirlxX]

oh golly i wish my boobs looked like that

-.-"

[Purple2Hill]

Maybe you're emo+you're Vanpire. That's why they aren't xD

[plankton9779]

step 100

Grab your wine glass, Break it on your head and threaten to stab him.

[itstheesaruhh]

lol at the boobs.

[NewtonKari]

step 50: tell that douche that I only asked him what the time was not his life story!!

[MrMasonsPlacement]

haha

[yanzodadon]

step 7 grab their hand and put it on your crotch.

[twee881]

If they're female

[Diaaakhana]

no im pretty sure it would work with a man..but youd get a slap. LMOA

[DeanGetYourWings]

I'm thinking a bit more than a slap.....

[zibezobe]

LMAO!

[zibhood13]

its like he/she blablabla

[sprinklypinkkcupcake]

i would just walk away

[habbobeyond]

I'm sure we all would but this is a polite way to end a conversation not "fuck this shit I'm out of here"

[IAnimeICrazyI]

Survey Fail...

[Chick6517]

hahaha yeah i really did enjoy watcning this.. i can see how it got so many views .. and i agree with the comments below. well most of them anyways.

[chokavic2204]

"1/3 of American are uncomfortable when introducing themselves to strangers in a party according to one survey"

LMAO thanks for this very accurate info!

[havok4]

lol i know right who would have guessed people get uncomfortable when talking to strangers..thank god for that survey

[minniegrl5]

lol

[chokavic2204]

LMAO, my fav. video of the obvious!