Ellen's Hygiene Monologue

[sgrpea]

@TheKwamusic lol, that is exactly how I felt after watching this. Hahaha

[Jasna88]

True, if u brush ur teeth and u havent eaten anything, u just have bed breath like when u woke up. Its all from stomach anyway. I brush my teeth after every, even smallest nibble of food, i cant stand taste of it in my mouth. usually, i never eat/snack/drink anything but water in between main meals.

[shemo1981]

I love that monologue...I keep watching it everyday here & I know every single word she says but I can not stop laughing everytime I watch it.....Ellen is amazing..

Thanks a lot for uploading this video!

[wherecaniparkmyego]

Two skinny models dislike this monologue...;-)

[johnlinshu8L]

oh ellen i just love you.

[ConverseKid3000]

I nearly piss myself laughing when she says about being in line at the theatre and saying to someone ''is my breath bad?'' literally cry with laughter everytime, LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!

[iNolanFTW14]

i took a drink right as she said "would you like an altoid? here take two. have another..." and i spit my water alllll over myself.

[wingdroid]

would you like an altoid?....

take another

have several chew a few at a time.

hahaha

[EzarikX]

"skinny=stinky!" I love her <3

[faithalwayslove]

its funmny how she says stinky lol

[mentalillnesstalking]

you can tell certain kinds of men (not all men) just how bad they smell everyday of the week but they still wont bother brushing or bathing. Bad hygiene is part of being inconsiderate.

[TheKwamusic]

Imma gunna go brush my teeth some more now. Hahaha!

[halleluija]

gooood i love her

[Rockas360]

Skinny= Stinky

[40LegsProductions]

is my breath bad? aaaaaa lmao :D

[TheFranzruss]

hahahahahahah 

[pinkmusiicluva]

haaha i love her :) she's great!!

[crazysinger111]

hahaha skinny people stinky. LOL

[drout0]

...talented (and.. intelligent?) she is!!!! sorry for being such an arse-whole... Ok, now you can start throwing darts on me ( target is on my nose )

[drout0]

hey Jeb, hi! yes, i just saw this video! hehehe gonna tell ya.. ppl keep watching it and saying 'how ingenious is she ?? thinking like that!! having this point of view on this subject!! how great is that!"

hmm i may be a moron, or an imbecile, or stupid, or just dumb, but i think she just thinks about day to day life, happenings, and just thinks for just a while ( just a couple seconds ) on some lightly funny comments on them. Yes i may be dumb underestimating how highly

[mrsmusic213]

haha! those skinny models... stinky!

[kyummy17]

that is so true a time relese breath freashner on our tooth wooot!

[SuicidalMickeyMouse3]

The scary thing is, she makes sense

[savingthepeace]

Those skinny models.. stinky.

Ahahaha. She's amazing.

[karlapike]

Ellen just speaks the truth....

[lightcia]

do we get Ellen on uk tv? I only ever wantch her on youtube and i realy want more!!!!!

[peabrainer87]

I think they just started showing it on the Diva channel. I'm not 100% sure on that though, it's just what I heard.

[keepmeupdated]

Fiver 6:00AM on some weekdays

[SanAndreasUpdater08]

Is there any other time? I don't get up at that time ;L

[keepmeupdated]

No, sorry - I always on the TV at 6:45 to catch the last 15 minutes but then I remember thanks to American Advertising Breaks the program is shortened to 45 Minutes! :( ITV or Channel 4 should buy it! It's waay better than Oprah!

[SanAndreasUpdater08]

Ok ty anyway :L

I'll either tape it or go to bed really early to get up lol

[SanAndreasUpdater08]

I found out that Diva tv and Diva+ (Virgin media) show it alot but they aren't live but it shows you old and new episodes. Its on channel 164 or 165

[NoodlesLeo]

its on fiveUS and Diva TV, She rocks

[frankwangyp2003]

she is so quick-minded and talkive

[Qiaofan]

i love her soo much lol

[unwritteneuphoria]

"Those skinny models... stinky... skinny=stinky". Bahahah.

[LexCooBukaba]

Lol Skinny=Stinky x]

[vitebella]

The part about people who don't eat having bad breath is actually true - apparently the lack of nutrients causes acid reflux or something similar...

[iraqidolphin]

That's mean. I've never heard her be mean before.

[LexCooBukaba]

Mean? Mate, she's telling jokes. Everybody knows she doesn't mean it in a mean way.

Anyways, Ellen is awesome :D

[marti828]

shes just joking and being hilarious

[SillyEcho]

skinny=stinky, so true lol!

[k2a4]

haha I checked my breath too and then read the comments lol!

[marti828]

me too! lmao

[ishady]

skinny = stinky LOL

[RoBoi]

skinny models stinky

[trouble1maker]

Haha I bet 100% people watching this is doing the hand thing!!

[shaneissohot]

Oh my goodness I did that hahahaha!

[bebepitic]

LOL ME TOO

[sill313]

omg i always noticed that doesn't work!

[janistonbest]

works sometimes! only most of the time its a coincidence, cause you're breathing out through your mouth and breathing in through your nose at almost exactly the same time, y'know? but yeah... doesn't work :D

[sill313]

hey! I love your name! I'm like Jen's biggest fan :D .. I saw her when I went to L.A. actually. She's so freaking pretty in person (and on tv too) :D.

[janistonbest]

ooh wow! you saw her? awesome :)) uh-huh im a Jen fan too, and a huge Ellen fan! you should see her stand-ups. i was rolling around squeaking they were so funny! hey, do ya like Friends then?

-julia x