Goonfleet Fanfest Presentation

[earamosrico]

MOFOING SOUNDWAVE!!!

[almostunimportant]

i've been reading SA (especially Photoshop Friday) for several years and been playing eve for a few years too. it would be fun to have a toon in Goon, ya know, just for the lulz.

[samurai2828]

Goonlosers

[Dahzeal33]

fofofo



[InfiniteMonkeysSA]

Goons don't scam, please stop this defamation before I am forced to contact the appropriate authorities.

[TheFree33333]

@InfiniteMonkeysSA Of course they don't. They try to give you cookies and cream. Sometimes if you behave well they give you some lube too. :)

[nefar73]

Been in Goon was like a bunch of 12 year olds on crack. The worst team speak I've ever been in. I found it hard to believe that they were able to get anything done.

[stickcult]

@nefar73 clearly never been in gsf

[MrSystematica]

@nefar73 they just swarm in with OVER 9000 frigates and overwhelm larger ships, while shouting meme's

[ManlytearsUK]

Pyramid scheme at it's finest.

[CidCaldensfey]

I don't know how they are, but the Goons number over 6,000 strong. They're the most populated Alliance in EVE.

[biggus95]

do the goons still exsist ?

[LutinentDOW]

@biggus95 Goonswarm Federation....

[biggus95]

@LutinentDOW huh ?



[LutinentDOW]

@biggus95 You asked if the goons still existed...the answer is yes, although the true Goonswarm had broken apart Goonswarm Federation hold most of Goonswarms original Cooperations.

[biggus95]

@LutinentDOW yeah, it's really hard to understand you when you only answer a question with 2 word any not one of them is yes/no.

Are the Goonswarm federation any good now ?

[shivviper1]

@biggus95 not for long.. after ncdot and pl are done with them.

[SwickyDoDa]

@shivviper1 wut u say now

[shivviper1]

@SwickyDoDa we are done with u now?

[Torsacmage]

you need to be a sa member in something awful for three years to join, or have someone in goonwaffe who is a friend touch for you. if neither of these two are applicable, any other attempt will result in your isk, or assets :) come again.

[Jake114153]

Goonswarms "Every ship matters" thing is true but not true. Every ship that is, not costly you could say. Their strategy is to get pilots and put them in a rookie ship or frigate, have them in numbers of 15-20, and have them swarm a ship. Hence the name, goon"swarm"

[xblastem]

Love that presentation. He has gone on from being an alliance tournament commentator to the tournament host and now works at CCP as CCP Soundwave if I'm correct. And he grossly under played how awesome goonswarm as far as their community contribution go toward their community.

Goons have had a huge impact on eve and continue to have an enormous impact on eve.

And I heard someone say eve players are losers. I laughed.

[OurBenefactors]

Holy shit eve players are losers

[MatsudairaTakuma]

@OurBenefactors We play internet spaceships, captain obvious is obvious. As a side note, dicks who watch EVE videos and don't like EVE are simpletons.

[Docthewrench]

@OurBenefactors Well most hardscore gamers are , I game but NO way can i get hardcore lived hardcore and nothing in any game can come close to anything i have done in real life. But I do enjoying playing games, but the off switch is my option and controlling fake areas of space or owning fake items just dont get me hard.

[obliong]

dum question, isnt that ccp soundwave ? if it is, I didnt know he used to be goon O.o

[DethmourneSilvermane]

@obliong yes CCP Soundwave is a former Goon. A number of CCP employees are brought in from the playerbase.

[kingjared69]

i was the 55,555 view i win

[Hyperion1012]

@haydenjc3

Lol I still remember back before the nerf when 4 pool was the pwn all strategy and reavers had no delay I'm firing (OMG it's a shuttle shooting scarabs)

[Hyperion1012]

Lol I know a lot of people hate the goons but this actually made me laugh. Coincidentally they were in the last fame I played too. They had so many people when they went to a war try represented maybe a quarter of the people online. Same tactics: group of semi decent people owning through overwhelming numbers.

[haydenjc3]

@Hyperion1012 Some call it Zerging.

[lostabyss]

my brother was in goonfleet and really liked it, but complained about getting ganked all the time because everyone hated the goons lol.

[MenachemSchmuel]

That was win.

[diabloblanco0819]

Goons are scum of the galaxy!! fuck them all till they choke!!!

[mageofchrisz]

@diabloblanco0819 u mad

[backbone666]

CCP Soundwave \o/

[habib123456789]

how do i join goons?

[MeierTV]

I once killed a scrambled a goony, ransomed him for 40 mil, blew up his ship, ransomed his pod for 20 mil, then blew up his pod. I didn't even hesitate, don't take mercy upon insects.

[supasonicman]

@MeierTV That's actually hilarious. You sound like a funny guy.

[Killfest2010]

@MeierTV death to all goons

[Venim0]

The goons are definitely dishonorable to say the least, but they are a good counterweight to BoB/IT. They will return to full strength again in time.

[SrBeardsly]

goons are still around just they dont have their caps cause they are stuck in Delve. So its back to SB blobs i guess

[LithiumZ2]

@SrBeardsly This is what pubbies actually believe

[SrBeardsly]

@LithiumZ2 goons are fail

[LithiumZ2]

@SrBeardsly Their caps aren't stuck in Delve you dipshit. If you actually knew what was going on you'd know that no one deploys their caps (except PL) after Fountain because of how bad the lag is getting and how the cap pilots blackscreen when they jump into systems where the enemy and their support are waiting. You must be in BLAST.

[SrBeardsly]

@LithiumZ2 when i last played was a week after goons got ass raped and their caps were stuck in delve so suck a nut. Secondly why are you all butt hurt? Were you raped when your sov wasn't paid as well? Lastly blast are fail and had to take their efficiency off their kb cause pandas were fucking their ear so no i am not part of blast.

[5kyscream]

lol goons are still around retards.

[Phelps714]

These guys sounds flippin' hilarious.

[rhino2960]

goodbye goons u wont be missed, bunch of friggin opressive, power hungry pricks, who force noobs to join their corp or get blown up, goodbye and good riddens

[XMuraX]

@rhino2960 you clearly don't get goons. We don't force anyone to join us, but we're more than willing to blow them up. Also, it's spelled "Riddance"

[vernii]

@rhino2960 we're still around, cloud ring is finding that out.

[k0namiman]

Goonfleet will never die. Goonfleet is bigger than eve; Unlike most other corps, they have a rallying point around the SA forums. As long as SA exists, goonfleet will exist. They are the inoperable cancer of Eve.

[OriginalDruadan]

THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT GOONS DO

[SadisticDarkling]

as much as i've heard how much goonswarm are assholes......for some reason gathering by this video I bet goonswarm are one hell of a laugh to b a part of their alliance.

[rbtl90]

while I dislike them as capsuleers...I absolutely admire their humor...

hats off to the Goons...(now where is a bar of soap so I can scrub my tongue?)

[FreeLanceArizona]

the begining should start with a tombstone. Bye goon's you wont be missed. Next time pay your taxes. died 2/3/10

[CityHunter84]

so somethingawfull is a factory that produces the internets assholes? and goonsquad is where you donate money to a tubby balding nerd so you can feel part of a community because your a social reject with underlying psychological irregularities. i understand now, thx for the vid.

[Alkarin11]

yea you have to pay a monthly fee to be part of goon squad and their only tactic is zerging. not really my boat. why should i have to pay to be part of a guild/corp? they are a joke

[TnalX22]

One payment of $10 isn't really a monthly fee.

[Dakarn]

You have to pay a monthly fee to be in any corp. For only $15 a month, you too can be in ANY corporation you want! Welcome to EVE.

[shizlnit]

If you were to actually try to join them here is whats gonna happen. They will say they are shipping all your stuff to 0.0 after you contract it to them, they will then take it, pod you, , keep all your good stuff if you have any and sell the rest, and then tell you to f*&k off

[Sproductionscorp]

that happenend to you?

[ExadusX]

@shizlnit

That's because you're a fucking idiot and you deserved it. GoonFleet was a place for Goons to play EVE game, not a place where you can be a Goon in EVE.

[shizlnit]

@ExadusX This never happened to me for the record... and you sir are a tool. Now blow me and go back to your hotpockets

[tigerkid28]

@shizlnit so true

[mageofchrisz]

@shizlnit this type of negative propaganda is very hateful and i will be reporting this post for slander. good day sir

[shizlnit]

@mageofchrisz o rly?

[alchemik666]

@shizlnit It works the crtain way... You you're gonna fall for this trick you're too stupid 0.0 anyway. :p

[shizlnit]

@alchemik666 /agree

[theoriginaldent]

@shizlnit you sound mad bro

[shizlnit]

@theoriginaldent damn...

[jamilnielsen]

@shizlnit  its soo much a test to see how awesome you are lol the goons are gods :)

[ChrisArnol9010]

@shizlnit Hehe... yeh that happened to some people in an old corp i was in. They started up their own corp, joined the goons and took all their caps and stuff out their and got blasted into space dust.

[ainumahtar]

@shizlnit Quick scams ftw

[synclinalllun]

One day, jesus will destroy the INTERNETS and all the goons will mass suicide.

[40comeswith30]

go goons. nice presentation. im hoping ill be joining up with you guys some time soon im just tryna get sponsored

[checomrie]

I'll sponsor you. Send your refundable on acceptance recruitment fee of 40m isk to: CLinician.

[crollic]

you're

[mrmrlee]

Hey I recognize that guy, isn't he now ccp soundwave?

[LoneIgadzra]

confirm

[Nirion2]

yeap

[xPsychoBonesx]

Does anybody have a link to that 5-day forecast image?

[FXThug]

they re like star trek conventions

[bronahInertia]

Look at all those pubbie tears.

[unholycrap]

why am i not in this video

[SangsungMeansToCome]

They're and oog community. Hardly conceivable that "their time will come" at the hands of any eve entity.

[terribletai]

wah wah wah

[ImperialLegionTV]

Goonswarm blows.

[Mitauchi]

lol this looks like a corperate party. I wonder how much money they make off of all this? I thought goons were suppose to be the chaos that breaks down empires. Unfortunately they have become the leetists they sought to destory. I wonder who will employ their own tactics against them. If they can maintain more power to them but all empires fall eventually. Enjoy the rides boys. :)

[Talancir]

as much as the evefest is a corporate party, sure.

[Mitauchi]

Evefest is a corp party to promote the game. I am sure CCP doesn't throw it to lose money lol

[MaxyZorin]

pretty fucking halarious

[Bababooeh]

Can you honestly say they rigg their boards? Have you counted the losses and wins? If you don't like them thats fine but don't make lies to support your cause...

[Ryzic]

u mad?

[redalert380]

bobs done that evacuated 49-u

[RyenDeckard]

There is no bob.

This is as personal as it will ever get.

[idk70six]

Where is the Goonfleets home station.

I want to join there corp.

[Rosscifer]

Contact isqander ingame!

[badwolf1984]

49-U  Join there

[cptpwnd90]

Do they still do what the guy said? with the stuff on teamspeak?

[stynkanator]

I wish this was still true for goonfleet. Because this would make me want to join them.

[exterminatechavs]

haz BOB withdrwed?

[Nogeri]

There is no BoB

[Kaninerness]

yes there is kenzoku is bob

[badwolf1984]

There is no BoB, as i`m aware BoB decided to let goons come to delve, saves flying across eve to kill them

[SealOfApproval]

~wolfpax~

[outlawbeebop]

They'd have to stop evacing all their crap from 49-U and actually fit and shot lasers at us first. Hell, we're leaving the battle for a weekend to actually FIND some targets.

[tokjd]

seems like a nice guy ^_^

I don't like how the goons play EVE but that's just me. But that's the way it is with MMO's, it's not up to everyone to play the way that YOU want them too. I accepted that a long time ago, I just try to ignore their threadnaughts.

I do however understand their dedication to making nulsec less elitist and just having fun...because there are a lot of asshats in nullsec

I do have a question though...how did they get the address of the guy to send him the care package

[hammyhamm]

Spy

[laurin84]

The Goons started playing Eve to destroy the game as they did with other games before.

[Aimera134]

Goonswarm doesn't recruit. They kill their possible recruits. Join IRON instead.

[ArakkisFiacre]

Is that CCP Soundwave's twin?

[Alestixmt]

He is CCP Soundwave now.

[Barua147]

The Goons are incredibly hypocritical. They advertise themselves as being so helpful to newbies, yet they recruit scam everyone.

[jjoshaugh]

Its on the goon website that they don't take money to join.

And I'm sorry if your paying some guy 300 million, your not a noobie. In fact a lot of the guys that are getting scammed are ex BOB guys desperately trying to get in to get their stuff out.

Anyway I'll say it here. If you are paying money to get in, you are getting scammed. ITS ON THE WEBSITE THAT YOU ARE. You have been warned. Ok?

[hool10]

Yes but you are still scamming your own corp mates. It just doesn't make sense.

[jsli3004]

Goons only recruit from the SA forums, if you're in goonfleet then you have an SA account=P

[Kaninerness]

or if you got a nice rank friend there can vote your good enough

[WarmBread123]

shut the fuck up

[TheLeaderr]

he's the mittani?

[Wintersome]

He's Stoffer!

[vancearcane]

Cool, I will Love to join the Goon Fleet, my ingame name is Cody Bank. My corp leader is to into the corps Kill Rate

[Gormourn]

If goon fleet is anything like Goons guilds everywhere on the internet, and as far as i know, it's a part of the global community of Goons who originate from Somethingawful...

Then you have to pay to join. Seriously.

[TnalX22]

I hope they get a good strong guild up on SW:tOR, they're really a good set of people that just play to have fun.

[HiRiderII]

with Goonswarm, however, you can join one of the public corps to become a member of the goon alliance.

[Inferno41]

There's a fee involved, but it's nothing to worry about.

[WarmBread123]

wow what losers? o m g! u have 2 pay 2 join them??? haha wtf

[nignogmctasty]

He doesnt say that...he says that members can and do donate...and on their wiki page for how to join it says in big ass letters "IF YOU PAYED ISK TO JOIN THEN YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED," so if you are talking about real money or in-game money....either way ur wrong

[HeadRage]

They had no intention of that, they just scam people.

[AlmightyZeus08]

personally i am a bob fanboi but thid guy doesn't seem so bad

[Intel5]

Learn to properly enjoy drama.

[angerbrandish]

BOB? what is BOB? I can't see that on my map. It is like they don't exist anymore! LMFAO!

[rhooker001]

hahaha :P

[UnknownRex]

@angerbrandish look now...

[bloodychan]

rape xD

you guys are awesome xD

[exotrown]

if i wanted to...where would i go to see if i can joine??

[reDustt]

You have to be an SA member or have a reference :/

[douche2012]

go to recruitment chat in game and pay some smuck 200m and see how far it gets you lol

[oleedee]

what a looser :)

[Alucard291]

get a life :P

[swiftarrow01]

i may not be a minmatar pilot but they all have corroded artillery :D

[Maelfictus]

And you, Can't spell for shit.

[YourNumb]

ohhnoes were blue to goons XD

better start fo fo fo foing i guess

[nl3rd2]

I love the welp forcast picture =D

[Tankomac]

GOONFLEET Rules down with BOB

[Ferocitana]

<3 the community its so friendly! <3

[Zsinjeh]

Get the fuck out of Eurosquad Ferocitana

[JustinS4ne]

goonswarm owns eve owns killing bob owns im gay

[buttdagger]

I'm surprised they didn't rush the stage and kick his ass.

[mos7wan7ed]

lol set the comment filter and all i read was stay out.

[FistofRukt]

Iv been playing Eve online for years, and i never really liked the goons but i did enjoy this video. Learned some interesting stuff about them in this video.

[kgvonmenng]

(EVEgoons are pathetic fucking neckbeards)

[kgvonmenng]

o it's footage from VirginCon

[jimmywantgrapes]

Goonfleet members definately molest children

I've never played Eve and I know that much.

[wenzilber]

Hey Goons! If you hate CCP and EVE so much, why not move on to Blizzard and World of Warcraft and leave EVE ? Or is that idea too simple to comprehend ?

[anonrmous69]

TAMPONS STOP YOUR BLEEDING

[wenzilber]

Sorry, I tried linking a forum page on my last comment and had to delete it to post. Message me if you want the link to it and you'll see the real face of Goonfleet. I don't think this presentation had anyone outside or their organization since most if not all Goonfleet members are widely known as racist punks. And that's how they strictly require all their members to play. There's no other way.

[anonrmous69]

POST MOAR

[wenzilber]

This bares it all about the real face of Goonfleet. Call them any degrading names there is in the dictionary and they'll laugh at you because it's all compliments to them because that's how sadistic the organization really is. If you don't get enough racism and profanity in real life, then Goonfleet is the organization for you. Just message me if you want proof.