Pissed off sausage guy prank call

[jdm89s13]

Dude I rofl'd so hard to this

[xxDOAPunk18xx]

"i cant feed a family of 5 on a little 12 oz roll of sausage, a little 12 oz God damn roll of sausage!!!" lmaooooo :) this guy is fuccin hilarious

[Umberto2]

This guy is a typical fat ass white trash Texan with 12 kids and no money.  Bitching about fucking processed meat packages for his fat, white trash family. Fucking loser. Yeah, I've heard the whole message he left too. I'm just saying. But, this is a pretty good prank call! Nice job.

[trickz323]

damn if that how there customer service hotline is, jimmy dean must really suck.

I had it b4, it tasted the same as other sausage

[dpowers88]

This was edited....if you search ...you will find it ...this was left as a "message only" no one ever answered ...thats why he said i would like a responce to this. MAjicaljerky has the right one.

[dpowers88]

This was edited....if you search ...you will find it ...this was left as a "message only" no one ever answered ...thats why he said i would like a responce to this.

[JeffInDFW]

That girl is "from the north" for sure! Hell yeah, Randy! Randy, a true TEXAS man!

[dragongoff]

Pretty swift with the soundcard comeback..

[nascar1111]

HAHAHHAHHAHHA

Randy: Bitch.....Goodbye

Lady: Happy Holidays......

[ACombineSoldier]

hahahahahaha, fail.

[supersayn53]

the guy is right, the lady is a bitch and jimmy dean should switch to 16 oz pacakage

[33895]

get my point

[godofwar8076]

i think its funny lol

[mulisha6]

If you do not think this is funny or know what a soundboard is, educate yourself and delete your comments. Im 25 and this will never get old.

[nadkad121]

What a fucking prat ... Wasting time ... Go man kill yourself. Commit suicide.

[TheToughBrets]

Is it a "lame attempt at humor" because you're a complete fucking idiot who just made a 100% ass out of himself because he so sanctimoniously proclaimed she was talking to a live caller when a friggin toddler could tell she isn't.

[KellarJ]

3 men equal 600 pounds? Big ole 16 oz god damn roll of sausage

[Fretkillr]

I recognize that voice. It's Big Bad John! Sausage gravy and biscuits. Hmmmmm!

[jsunac1]

This guys a sausage himself! Plenty of those in the south. SAUSAGE!

[mahammadabba]

What a dumb uneducated fucking idiot. Just buy 2 12 oz tubes you cheap bastard or buy another brand. Not funny at all. Jimmy Dean should make a 5 pound tube for fat lardass's like this moron..

[jibety66]

u need to take a fuckin chill pill its jsut a prank

[LordofDeath9000]

dont u get this? its a prank call asshole.

[mahammadabba]

I'm sure it wasn't done as a prank. He sounds too serious.

Besides, Jimmy Dean sausage (12~16 oz tubes) are on sale here for $2 each!!!

Fat stuff and his sow wife and little piglets can now gorge themselves with hog guts and byproducts to their hearts content.

[LordofDeath9000]

@mahammadabba yes it is a prank call asshole, and it even says so in the title and description. anyways, hes using a soundboard which means hes not saying anything. get a life douche.

[mahammadabba]

I got a life.  That's why I don't argue with idiots like you.

[j3rmz0r]

@mahammadabba Haha, you're right. There's no argument. But you're still wrong.

[mahammadabba]

j3r, now you're pulling my sausage.

[j3rmz0r]

@mahammadabba hahahahaha

[DougJokester]

You're a complete FUCKING RETARD. This is a prank call using sound clips from a different video. Not a real person calling. Fucking god damn, you're the stupidest fuck I've ever seen

[mahammadabba]

dougfucker, how about putting down the crack pipe and getting a job?

If you want to see a bigger retard just look in the mirror (and count the missing teeth).

Later, loser.

[DougJokester]

Says the complete inbred who can't tell a prerecorded voice from a real person. You probably get very confused by answering machines. Idiot

[mahammadabba]

dogfucker, LOL!!!!

What are you talking about? She was responding to a live caller. I see you haven't seen the other 20 versions of this same recording. How about you listen to this vid and see how the interaction between 2 people are.

And you call me a retard and idiot? Did your mom have any babies that lived?

[DougJokester]

wrong again nigger, the person calling is using different sound clips to sound like a real person. You said you weren't sure if this was a prank because "he sounds too serious", implying you didn't realize this at all. You're a complete NIGGER idiot, even if this recording wasnt featured in about 2000 other youtube videos all you'd have had to do was read the description

[mahammadabba]

dogfucker, oh, well, then it's a lame attempt at humor. Are you part of the KKK? Do you like pulling sausage?

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Vuldathian]

BETTER than the ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[jakestep17]

LOL

"bitch. you get my point?"

"no actually I don't"

"little ole 12 ounce roll of sausage"

[jakestep17]

LOL "bitch"

[elbob17]

How dumb do you have to be to fall for this?  People are rubes.

[firstcoming]

shit, this is great

[xxxFabby]

Why does this woman treat swearing like it's some deathly personal insult?

[martha368]

WHAT!!? omg. this is so not funny, in a very mean and abit rude way, no offence, but you sound abit like a p********e. sorry, but its not funny anymore.

NOT FUNNY!!!

[vinnie3way]

did u just call me a son of a bitch!~@

[PH03N1XM4N]

so random hahahahahaha

[PattyBoy31]

the best was when he said son of a bitch when put on hold lol

[breez098]

The original call is pure fucking gold, this call just flat out SUCKS!

[mstep3]

loved your sausage for 30 somethin' years.......LOL

[mstep3]

this is hilarious....i started crying i was laughing so hard.

[manbird12000]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[0123456789hibye]

freaky teaky

[j91276]

Why make a prank call out of this? The original recording of the real call is hilarious... this is just lame.

[9c2008m5]

shoulda said iam goin to cap your azz if i dont get that 16 package LMAO

[Zona992006]

Fuck BusterH

[StarsMarsRadio]

somebody needs there ass kicked!

[NinjaKiwi007]

i hate fags that question u when u swear...

[afoogie1]

fuck u why am i not ded u mother fucker!

[jianow]

jokes

'im a taxes man.. save money save money'

[himhamtt]

son of a bitch! lol

[dribblingeddie]

Answer his question bitch, he stopped swearing you cunt!

[54control]

Well said haha

[DarthMink]

fuck you bitch. you must be a redneck, go fuck "yer" sister. i just said a "roll" of meat sounds gross but, i guess you're use to having "rolls" of meat in your mouth.

[DarthMink]

lol, a "roll"? gross, i have never heard it called that before.

[unclefestus]

What company are you calling? I can't tell who it is.

[WADEB24]

lather rinse BICH repeat

[wwilleeyy]

wow hilarious

[poondoggin]

HAHAHA oh my lawd this was so funny. Wow

[DoodleofBoromir]

LOL

"son of a bitch"

"did you just call me a son of a bitch?"

"bitch"

[rodthepimp]

not as funny as miracle ear prank call

[pookeeeee]

Damn naggin disgruntled old asshole. Hang up on him!

[audigychrisriddle]

I seriously need a link to this sound board.

[lklk90]

this is rediculously funny.

[listerstorm239]

"Yaaaay, you're from Texas, wooo!"

[deviljin09]

LOL

[cjgone2]

Haha. :P

[nuktu]

swearing is sentence enhancing. In Dublin, u cant turn a corner without hearing a cunt or fuck. Common use.

[wauquelin]

She should have told him to shove his sausage up his fat fuck ass. Trash mouthed fat slob.

[Fernoe]

yeah, you tell that soundboard. that soundboard was so offensive. someone should punch that soundboard in the face.

[Cooli3T]

its a soundboard calm down mate

[MAUTICS]

are you a fucking retard? (the answer is yes)

[brooklynnite86]

that chick was so fixated on the "swearing"

[Parashooter24]

yeah that cracks me up too.haha

[Parashooter24]

bitch get my point? lol

[khackney]

LOLOL!!!...Priceless!

[Accountgm]

12oz is pritty big lol?

[IxEntrnlix]

if some 1 wants to make a prank call..call my friend and ask for ty 250-245-9662

[cray0308]

just give the man his goddamn sausage. those mofo prick lady at the call center can go to hell.

[XxJakexAlyssaxX]

no way thats a real number!!!

someone else pposted that as lindsay lohans number!!!

[Accountgm]

Think it's some kind of american shreiffs department or police.

[imbarisaxy]

no i called it, all that happens is some automated msg says that uve been pranked

[coolbluelights]

Yaaaay you're from texas  LOLOL!

[reckonman]

if he dont mind paying more money so why in the fuk dont he just go but more pussy roll sausage .aint this enough to frost your balls .

[gigantour88]

lmao, thats funny

[VileRiley]

HAHAHAHAHAHA,

[gypsyluv]

you should have called & seen if they were nice enough to give you a coupon for a free one.

[InsatiableDiscontent]

The people at the call center are so retarded. The second woman can't handle the fact that he swore a few times. "I can't help you, why are you swearing? Please stop, I don't know what that means." Just give the man his 16 ounces of sausage.

[FormidableFoe1]

ya i know what you mean some people cant handle much of anything, repeat that, sounds like some mexican lady dont know anything. companys dont care about any customers when there big. (were i was raised) what a goff ball swearing is god goven right for every american dumb cunt

[FormidableFoe1]

ya i know what you mean some people cant handle much of anything, repeat that, sounds like some mexican lady dont know anything. companys dont care about any customers when there big. (were i was raised) what a goff ball swearing is god goven right for every american dumb cunt

[Cones420]

thats so good

[captmicha]

OMG. I was laughing SO hard it hurt my stomach.

[DavidDraiman4everII]

lol Same here.

[calangodoido]

hauahaua

[tomanyasses]

ya i know what you mean some people cant handle much of anything, repeat that, sounds like some mexican lady dont know anything. companys dont care about any customers when there big. (were i was raised) what a goff ball swearing is god goven right for every american dumb cunt

[Tenken9]

lol shes so concerned with the swearing

[PANZYUTUBEIS]

i killed a man

[LaCokaNostra81]

omg me to:)

[bigkyle07]

this is so great!

[scubblicious]

great!

[Ken9284]

She must have been a sheltered child. She goes way overboard about the guy swearing.

[kingthrasher876]

was this a soundboard?

[kylep8514]

was she seriously losing an argument to a recording

[AlexxForPrez]

do you have a sound board with this recording?

its funnier than shit.

[NYR1668]

its found at jackulator dot com

[MrBrownstone888]

what does that mean!!!

[Mouse2113]

LMAO! Son of a bitch!

[yeee941]

LMAO!!! "Did u call me a son of a bitch?" 'bITCH!" lmao

[n0fx420]

what a goomer..lol. texas is hell...but the residents are funnier than shit. =D

[Dio557]

fuck you

[allanwilliams985]

this store has stupid employees

[TheTruth73]

bitch, goodbye. lol

[RONDOC68]

Everything is bigger in texas........including the assholes.

[Dio557]

no your the asshole

[RONDOC68]

Hmmmm......good one.

[shymirror]

Geez, of all the things to get worked up about, the man chose sausage. I mean, he sounds like he's loading his rifle and getting ready to cut holes in his bed sheets over it. He sounds like he's about to break down and start crying when he says 'I loved your sausage for thirty something years', like he's saying goodbye to an old lover.

[JRowe94]

i dont even liv in texas.i dont wanna fuckin c nuke texas, thats bull asshole

[ToricoUK]

plus all his children are inbred

[gabrielg01]

nuke Texas!

[Dio557]

fuck u asshole

[Y34RZeR0]

Pretty well edited.

[Orinana]

i think this was edited because no one repeats the same stuff over again; unless you are seriously crazy. someone needs their ass kicked... that was repeated like three four times. read the info on this video and you'll get it. sheesh.

[bizzyindmp220]

your a fuckin idiot

[montez1016]

Tennessee Pride sausage is better.

[will79601]

that stuff is nasty tennessee pride sucks!

[bentheprophet]

it's not real...The real one is just one complete message with no gaps in it

[MinotauroNog]

"it's not real...The real one is just one complete message with no gaps in it" I can't believe a person (you) could be that stupid. Had this person played the original message to this lady, we would have a lady listening to a recording (pointless), the idea is being able to respond to her, hence the whole point of this. You stupid fuck.....

[bentheprophet]

Its a 1-800 complaint number. It's just a answering machine. Learn your facts before you talk shit, you dumb cock-sucking asshole.

[NYR1668]

she saya shoprite supermarkets dumbass

[bentheprophet]

Edited...the guy's voice is louder, and the call was originally made to a 1-800 complaint line...which is an answering machine. It's ok, though, you just don't get it because you're a failure at life.

[bdguru]

ITS A SOUNDBOARD click on the first link under links

[bentheprophet]

It's been edited dude...please understand.

[explosivekid]

this sucks i can do a beta vidio then that shit

[princessbilly]

i got sick of doing the soundboard calls but this was really funny. it had me dying in the middle

[dr0odr0o]

im not from the north im a texas man

[euan187]

haha, and then at the end 'have a happy holiday'

funny as hell

[entehrend]

should have kept it going till she hung up herself

[firefly795]

How dense was that woman? Damn..couldn't she hear the repetition in the comments? Can't believe she held her cool like that though.

[cutclassnotfrogs1995]

this is SOO funny! nice work- no matter what everyone else says, i doubt they have that kind of courage- so w00ts fer u!

[toonyfatninjas]

save money save money

[AlvinHanson]

That flame war delivers.

[wopwoman]

LMAO- You are funny and pathetic. You have some serious issues. So now you gonna have some mobster come kill me now.? LMAO. Because YOU were talking shit .LOL Grow up.

[wopwoman]

Practice what you preach, moron. You verbally attacked me for no reason. If you can't take it then don't dish it out. You called me filthy names for no reason whatsoever. Iam not scared.Anyone with any sense would know you brought this on with running your mouth.

[wopwoman]

LMAO. each time you open your mouth you show your ignorance. How the fuck you gonna call someone a filthy whore when you don't even know them, you stupid fuck. STFU and die already.Read your profile and just found out how ignorant you truly are. Claiming to be some mob bosses nephew,LOL. He would of snuffed your ass for running your mouth IF you were.Dumbass, wannabe.

[wopwoman]

I'm sure between 600 lbs of men and a plump wife, none of it would go to waste. Stupid skank? LOL. What a dick you are.

[Naram8907]

t-bone steaks and FRIED eggs...definately. the south is where its at

[daijimin]

Sooo...WHAT did he want?

[NYR1668]

sausitch of course

[wopwoman]

So angry over sausage.LOL. 600 pounds of men and a plump wife.Buy 2 rolls cheap ass. Even better, go on a diet fat ass before you die of a heart attack. Another idiot Texan making Americans look bad.

[mrsinman]

does anyone have a link for this soundboard? i really wanna call someone with this..

[brandy1235]

I WANT TO EAT GOD DAMIT

[facelaite]

Wow--If you go by him, Texans are real idiots. WTH does sausage have to do with Texas, anyway. I live in NH, and (GASP) we eat sausage, too!

[suicidesquirel]

They have t-bone steaks for breakfast?!

[pisserplunker]

I like the original real version better.

[ernieelsrulez]

I don't mind paying more for your 16 oz. package but you don't have it any more LOL!!!

[GOKUSXJ]

A little repetitive but classic! 5 stars!

[JefferySchmitz]

24 eggs?? sausage AND t-bone steaks!! WOW thats a lot of chow!! - no wonder they lost the civil war - they were crashed out after breakfast