Deathly afraid of monkeys

[MrTriplexi]

Bet Batmans like: "No. My foot long penis...its.....gone..."

[darknumber000]

(Batman in Woman's Body): Then there's no time to waste, I gotta look at myself naked first!!

[donaldlolwut]

It would have been funnier if Batman said "I don't eat Nachos."

[erinisgaga]

'SHUT UP!'



[Drago2529]

He's afraid of the colour blue?! Then why the fuck is he wearing blue?!

[MsLewhite]

@Drago2529 He's afraid of monkeys...his fav colour is blue....

[TaylorrrJay]

BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS.

[Bluecho4]

I like how Batman gives barely a fuck about being in a woman's body. And no, it isn't because he's into men. Batman is already married.

Married to Justice! >:D

[LevelNinety]

@Bluecho4 Married to Talia actually.

[lephong]

@LevelNinety no he's not. they have a kid together, but they're not married.

[fierixinalive]

*Batman - AWWW SWEET.. EH EHE EHEHE EHEHE EHEHE EHEHE EHEH SQUEEZE SQUEZZE.

[pmouse418]

Monkeys? Hmm...

Congratulations!

You're Nightwing has evolved into Monkeyman!

[LEVIticusPHENOM]

batgirl sure as hell aint gonna give this up with nightwing.

[alixandraeight]

um... can you please tell me what season and episode this is :)

[MsRobin4ever]

okay, so Dick/Nightwing is afraid of monkey, but here's the funny thing, Superboy HATES monkeys, and to anyone that has read the companion comics to the animated series, you know why. If not, respond to this, and I will tell you why.

[ZetsubouJohnny]

@MsRobin4ever i kinda want to know why.

[kboy123000]

@MsRobin4ever why

[YoungYahtz94]

superheroes wear some of the most revealing and obvious masks ever. so much for a secret identity when practically 90% of your face is showing.

[Yangeth]

The tags!!

[kodzzz996]

IM BATMAN

[alBoorack]

SEMEAN DEVILS!

[MrSoLiDeAtH]

I wonder whether batman did anything with his 'female body' before meeting up with nightwing and batgirl.

[CrazyCassandra03]

"Monkeys?"

"Shut up"

[11TwilightAlchemist]

What Batman Series is that?

[CrazyCassandra03]

@11TwilightAlchemist batman the brave and the bold

[ShadowsWrath0]

Not even in a woman's body can Batman's sexuality be questioned.

[VECommodore]

Nightwing's afraid of Saiyans. Who knew? :3

[UltraAnimaniac101]

@VECommodore Boo...

[unnamednewbie13]

This was one awkward episode.

[ZexyKay]

Gorilla Grod, Monsieur Mallah, plus the hundreds of other monkey villains in the DC Universe. Not to mention the number of times he was turned into a monkey! I would be deathly afraid too.

[OwlheadAthena]

Dick gets a little 'fruity' towards the end there.

[burritodude1]

Batgirl:Monkeys?

Nightwing: you know nothing bitch! FUCKING NOTHING! the way they...scretch and eat bannas and nuts. just so creepy!

[MsRobin4ever]

"monkeys?"

"Shut up." Am I the only one that loves the way he says that.

[awesome1232324]

I know what I would do if i got swapped with a woman's body.......giggty

[MyREV3NGE]

Robin's evil arch nemesis, MONKEY MAN!!!!!!

[TazDevil50]

thats just not right monkeys?

[Jnaathra]

If I was body swapped with that.. I would be to busy playing with my boobs to go after anyone.

[gokuandmario4ever]

@Jnaathra damn man, you sick

[lilprincekilla]

@Jnaathra

you're on your own with that. i prefer having a penis over a vagina and feeling on other woman boobs. I'd be in a hurry to get my god damn male body back

[sakonhagakure]

@lilprincekilla

well you could go find your old body and rape yourself lol

[lilprincekilla]

@sakonhagakure

how about after i get my body back i start off by raping your mom while you keep that body you have and have the only sex you're able to get, which is fucking yourself.

[sakonhagakure]

@lilprincekilla

ohh burn the whole "i fucked your mom" gig died out after middle school. Get some original material kid.

[lilprincekilla]

@sakonhagakure

first off, new is limited and old is forever, secondly, it's not a gig, i fucked your mom and she asked for seconds, and thirdly, you're more of a douche that stan's son from american dad. again, just shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself! shove your genital so far down your throat that you choke when you speak. vivid image is disturbing but the sound is better than when you say words

[aoinatafanboy84]

@lilprincekilla You little girls want to take the fight elsewhere? I speak for everyone in saying that your little hissy fit doesn't get attention just irritation.

[lilprincekilla]

@aoinatafanboy84

don't like it, don't read it. as far as your irritation goes, there's a certain percentage of how much i care. and that number percentage is 0. probably even lower in the negatives, which exemplifies me "not giving a fuck!" so as far as your comment goes, if it's telling me to go elsewhere because it irritates you, i'll tell you to go screw yourself. I have every right to comment on the page just like you wrote to me. And you and everyone you speak for can fuck themselves

[Montesama314]

"Monkeys?"

"Shut up."

[TheUnrealStudios]

so a pickup of bananas from the grocery store and a trip to the zoo and i can beat a super hero?

[beafstew123]

nah batman was only his 'personal time' when he asked batgirl about shampoo. She just saw the side of batman NOBODY knows about not even himself :P

[SuperOldschool89]

Dick is afraid of monkeys and HE USED TO WORK IN A CIRCUS?!?!?!

[Daoutsida05]

@SuperOldschool89 so he had some trama.

[lordxeras]

@SuperOldschool89 probably as a result of that.

[soldierkei]

@SuperOldschool89 hey, thats probably why

[Kaito57]

@SuperOldschool89 Well, actually, that would perfectly explain the origin of this fear.

[jykell117]

@SuperOldschool89

\they bit him. That's why he's now afraid of monkeys.

[RemusLupo]

@SuperOldschool89

y do u think hes afraid of monkeys

[neofox101]

@SuperOldschool89

Maybe the monkeys molested him?

[vlunney]

@SuperOldschool89  i had that same thought:) great minds..

[SuperOldschool89]

@vlunney indeed

[newperve]

@SuperOldschool89 Obviously early childhood trauma.

[SuperOldschool89]

@newperve you trying to be smart with me boy? ;/

[MrMisterman1]

@SuperOldschool89 he must have had a nasty incident with one

[moshpitmachine]

@SuperOldschool89 maybe its because he worked in a circus. Maybe Dick got molested by BoBo the smoking gorilla.

[aries041366]

the worst

[Zerothemaster1]

Just wait for a minute... He'll turn red any second now... There's some! Oh wait, that's blood...Well, dang it, where is that spy?

Right behind you.

[SandmanPicturez]

@Zerothemaster1 *ending fanfare*

Ah, mon petit chauve-femme

[cytorakdemon]

Dick and Superboy hate monkeys... can't blame them *shutters*

[LunaHexer5]

I love how Batman's serious scowl face can just easily be transfered!

[DragoValhar]

@LunaHexer5 Batman's Bat-Glare is bound to his very soul. Only the Batman can Bat-Glare.

[WolfDragon94]

I wonder how many other secrets Batman knows about Robin