Civ IV Warlords Teleconference - Genghis Khan

[smitony2]

i agree, we should blame the French

[maskedgunman]

Have you see the size of some of them rocks?  LOL LOL LOL

[MajBlood]

lol it would be hilarious if Genghis Khan came back from the dead and was still able to conquer the world with medieval technology.

[ffhaksf]

hahaha the size of them rocks in outter Mongolia!

Pretty formidable, I don't doubt it for a second. hahaha :D

[ClaustrophobicVamp]

Wut?

[SayTheySo]

That's Correct..

[SayTheySo]

This will never get old. Gold I love Civilization.

[martoboyo]

picure of rock: Big xD

[MeltedDeath]

The devastating..... 13th century....

Sounds like bush just took a small jog.

[HappyCaddy]

Bush: Mentally Slow

Bonus: Increase of obesity in all your cities, Capitalistic Takeover, extra anger

[KrakenRouge]

@HappyCaddy Lol love this shit

[tomcatvelociraraptor]

i like george bush but this is funny.

[Chemicalkinetics]

@tomcatvelociraraptor It is funny because the voice actor for George Bush is actually very talent.

[yaburu]

Another example of Bush being an idiot. Catapults don't upgrade into Trebuchets!

[ThebestkillerRus]

БУШ ЛОХ

[netzero26]

Treb'a'shit!

Haha!

[zinser235]

This entire conference is a waste of time!!! We all know the real enemy is Ghandi. The Indians have just discovered chivalry so the point is moot. Their knight units will overrun us all!!!

[LordSia13]

@zinser235 Bah! The Zulu are even worse! Their rapid expansion in the early stone age will grant them a massive advantage in the form of a large population base, from which they can either attack with overwhelming numerical superiority or, more likely, build up to an unsurpassable social, economical and technological advantage.

Or maybe it's just that I played Civ Revolution on Xbox. Blasphemy, I know, but my iBook doesn't do Civ IV...

[zinser235]

@LordSia13 You see that's your problem right there.  iBooks are nothing more than typewriters with screens and wifi

[LordSia13]

@zinser235 I don't NEED anything more than a typewriter with screen, wifi, access to the Web and the ability to play music. Same with my phone; a couple of years old, but it does what it's supposed to; make and receive calls and SMS, with the occasional round of Tetris to alleviate boredom at the bus stop.

Why should I pay for more than I need?

[Monthral1]

@zinser235 lol its even worse in civilization revolution for the xbox ghandi is an asshole he is one of the worst people to face he expands like mexicans, aggressive as mongolians, and cultural as fuck

[VladimirGLenin]

uhh Trebuchet? A tank can kill it? Bush is dumb!

[3baxcb]

@VladimirGLenin That is the point. Back in the Middle Ages or Antiquity, a commander like Bush could get crucified or at the least dishonoured and exiled rather than reelected. Genghis Khan would have his skull as a foot stool.

[Holygiant]

NOT THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY TREBUCHET!

[somadman]

0:29 lmfao

[rade374]

trebushit

[moomen2009]

LOoOoOoOoOL

[SchmockwithCream]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA" a trebuchet, sounds french doesn't it? "It is french" " See! I KNEW IT!"

[Clowd009]

the trebuchet actually originated in China around the 400 AD - according the CIV 4 civilopedia

[viper19861986]

LMAO

I cant believe somsone wiht bush's did this

HAHAH

"it sounds french!"

[MrCaberto]

Genghis Khan would take both of them out in a snap

[badarbiter]

@MrCaberto Well he IS Genghis Khan.

[redsawdom]

Have you seen the size of some of those rocks?

[MrMongolWolf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AS HELL

[narantemuujin]

mongolia is great historical country. they conquered half of the world.

[JFSwifty]

@narantemuujin well so didnt england but are history isnt so intresting :P lol

[CivTips]

@narantemuujin Until Alexander Nevsky drove them out of the Kievan Rus. It was Alexander Nevsky correct?

[bullhorn48]

this isnt serious so nice bush voice

[inosmi77]

That's freaking great! :)

[Varagbogrot]

lol

[2computer1]

BIG

[aceflashheart]

Hmmmm.

Bush = Agressive/Spiritual

(He's a "war president")

Tony = Charismatic/Financial

(I was going to go with charismatic/organized but then I remembered the millenium dome)

[Zukhov1945]

Bush = Dumb/Dumb

[mrroco300]

@Zukhov1945 not really

[ghostrider5378]

@Zukhov1945 I'd rather have him than Obama.

[Tony2826]

@ghostrider5378 Then, you're just an idiot.

[Hopleet]

@Zukhov1945 I was about to write exactly that.

[ChaplainDMK]

@Zukhov1945

Bush = Dumb/Dumber

[the0th]

@Zukhov1945

dumb divided by dumb = 1. so bush is number 1?

[EmperorHarold]

And of course that Blair supported Bush in the war against Iraq.

[Andreazor]

@aceflashheart

Bush would be the new Montezuma, an aggressive blabbering bastard.

[Jurassic0Al]

@Andreazor- Yes, I'd say that's about it.

[gamepro217]

lol George Bush plays civilization too much!

[TheAlexagius]

well he couldn't be good in the real world.....

[TheGreatCandyman]

LOL

[Czaendermajer]

ghenghis khan atleast conquered nearly 80% of the world!, bush only got iraq & afghanistan & few lesser villages!▐▐▐

[cjoe94]

80%? lol no, just no

[ceaserowns1]

@Czaendermajer... please tell me what your smoking when you say Genghis conquered 80% of the known world. And when you say bush only got Iraq and Afghanistan and few less villages. Bush got nothing by the time his presidency was over. And Genghis conquered most of Asia... that would leave Europe, Africa, south America, America, Australia, several smaller island such as Hawaii and New Zealand and the poles. And that is talking land. There is also the ocean... which is most of the world.

[Czaendermajer]

dog shit... if you kill my grand fathers hounds i shall say something smarter next time!▐▐▐

[mongolANDtamerlane]

East europe was conquered by mongol.

[skydome29]

yes, a feat even the british would be envious of, though I don't envy your history/geography teacher.

[aiiishiba]

@Czaendermajer he conquered half of the known world lol

[pleasuremuffin]

That was pretty funny.

[prekazi]

LMAO

[masterj345]

hahah this is funny

[ixyoux1]

george bush should ask a chinese guy to build a wall like in south park so the monguls will come and tear it down.:D

[kolya588]

too bad g w isnt pres anymore

[KeneticPest]

He's on the verge of upgrading his catapults to the deadly 13th century trebuchet. hehehe

[dimose14]

You're either with us or against us! hahahaha

[PYLrulz1984]

And the sad thing...

George W. would probably do that X-D

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Ha ha ha ha Trebuchet sound French lol!This is a funny vid!

[lancemasterpiece]

Big lol

[Mirce3]

This is one OF THE FUNNIEST BLOOPERS ON YOUTUBE!!!!

hahahaha

I recommend it for everybody!!!!!

[kajunshaman]

"have you seen the size of them rocks out of mongolia, mr, prime minister...their formidable"

[cakelover33]

you do know that was fake right?

[lowgs28]

u know i agree, except for the part you thought that video was real

[Warchief1521]

You do know that that isn't really Bush...Right? If not. Please die in a fire.

[shootanputan]

I know it is fake you, fat ass retarded otaku. Do the world a favor and commit Hari Kari.

[Warchief1521]

No you didn't - I was pointing out the obvious. Now you're angry because I hurt your feelings. Sorry - but calling me a fat-ass isn't good enough. Be more creative next time. Blocked.

[shootanputan]

Bring it on you retarded pedophile anime cunt. Apparently you are retarded because I mentioned "I realized this was fake."All I did was talk about how the was an over exaggerated upgrade in history based strategy games. In addition I mentioned that French just improved on the Greek design not invent it. Seriously stop jacking off to Lucky Star hentai and quit taking everything literally. On top of that at least switch to watching normal people anime.

[Warchief1521]

What? Sorry - I don't speak douche.

[shootanputan]

Some examples of normal people anime are Spaceship Yamato, Guyver, Lupin III, Basilisk, and Gunsmith cats.

[HidekiRevan]

What the F.....

[JimmyCos]

so butthurt

[vehementelement]

IS CALL HARI KIRI I LIKE CATS MEOW

[JimmyCos]

ahahah, i lol'd

[rocketshipstud2]

5-stars I laughed so hard I spilled my tea on my braves jersey...i play vikings and germans...it always ends up into an 18 hour nuke war...beyond the sword broken star ussr civil war!-milwaukee

[jamesgravil]

But don't get me wrong, I don't care much for that prissy David Cameron or the Conservative Party either. Cameron strikes me as the sort of person who loves being the opposition and criticizing the incumbent for every foot wrong - but what'll happen when he's the PM (as seems likely)? I used to be a Labour-supporter, never cared much for the Tories, don't think I'll bother voting at all this year. If I do, it'll probably be for the Liberals, since I always love the underdog...

[Cerberus664]

XD Perfect Bush impression. Gotta watch out for them trebuSHETs.

[GH3master44]

LMFAO, dude. that was hillatious

[SgtHydra]

OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TREB SPAMMED.

I'm with Bush. The Khan needs to fucking go down. Before they roll right over New York with their Treb/ Horse Archer combo.

That's fucking dangerous, that is.

[Mesina2]

X-D

Is there any other Civilisation 4 with Bush?

This one is 2nd I watched.

[naruconekoi]

American Warlord Premiere BUSH! LOL!

[HeartBreak1x]

tHE DAMN FECNK

[jamesgravil]

They should make a George Bush Americans faction for Civilization, that'd be so cool. Obviously if it was controlled by an AI it would have all the worst features - lust for oil (check), warmongering (check), setting up dictators in hostile regions and then invading when they become an inconvenience (check), fabricating lies about weapons of mass destruction (check), pissing off the french, the germans, and just about everyone else who isn't american (check).

lol, i'm good at this.

[HaniiPuppy]

I'm guessing that if George W Bush was a leader in Civ4, he'd be ... I'm torn between "Aggressive and Spiritual" and "Aggressive and Financial"

[jamesgravil]

Sure as hell wouldn't be "Organised" or "Charismatic" (for Warlords and Beyond the Sword players.)

Aggressive definitely, Financial probably, since the Americans ARE good with money, but if you look at George Bush's fiscal record (and the Republican Party's record in general) they're not so financially responsible. Under good ol' Reagan national debt more than tripled and Bush Jnr. catapulted that debt into the stratosphere. Hell, even Bush Snr. had that whole "No New Taxes" BS going on.

[HaniiPuppy]

I say financial because it's the closest trait in civ4 to "Capitalist", and I say spiritual because it's the closest thing to "fanatically religious to the point of insanity" ... he's actually claimed several times that God told him to invade Iraq - if he'd have said "The Voices" instead of "God", he would have been impeached years ago!

The current economic crisis hasn't just affected america - it's affected almost all nations that are tied into the european economy. And, surprise surprise,

[HaniiPuppy]

each nation is blaming it's own government for the economic problems.

Although Bush isn't the best with money, you need to keep in mind that it's not entirely his fault - the crisis is the result of banks (or, in the US, the federal reserve) creating too much money, lending out to unreliable debtors in hope for more money from interest, and refusing to lend to eachother for being ... well ... unreliable debtors :P

[jamesgravil]

I know, we have the same problem here in Britain. Don't know how many hundreds of billions of pounds in taxpayer money we've given to banks to keep them afloat, but it sure hasn't helped (RBS, Northern Rock, who's next?) And one of the main "reasons" the Government wanted us all to channel our money into those banks was so they would start LENDING again, helping families and businesses survive this depression. Well... the banks got their money... but they sure as hell don't want to lend it out.

[jamesgravil]

George Bush is a cretin, though. I mean, how did he elected again? (I mean the second time, first time don't count; we all know he cheated. That's an impeachable offense in itself, and I can't BELIEVE he didn't go the way of Nixon. I mean, Nixon illegally wiretapped the Democratic Party, and he nearly got kicked outta office for that; George Bush went a couple steps further, illegally wiretapped the whole NATION, and some people actually APPLAUD him for doing this.

*does not compute*

[HaniiPuppy]

"here in Britain" ... Sorry, I am in Britain - Scotland to be precise; I thought you were American ... with the lowest approval rating of any president in US history (22%), it's easy to make the mistake. I'm actually anti-Bush, but I try to keep a balanced opinion ... just so that when I say someone's an arse, you know I mean it :P

I know the situation with the banks ... hopefully the government will step in and make them start lending again ... y'know, since most of the banks are now

[HaniiPuppy]

majority owned by the government - although they'll probably try to hold out as long as they can as they try to stuff another day's wages into their wallets.

[jamesgravil]

I just don't understand... when the Government started giving taxpayer money to banks, WHY didn't it come with the clause or condition that it HAD to be used to encourage businesses, struggling families, etc. to cope with the recession, and not to satisfy the banks' shareholders? I mean, it's not as if it was THEIR money to begin with.

Oh, I know why. Because Gordon Brown is a self-righteous prick with his head firmly stuck up the banking institution's arse.

(excuse my language)

[jamesgravil]

Oh, and don't even get me started on bloody Fred Goodwin and the £700,000/annum pension (since you're from Britain like me you've probably heard about this.) I'm not so much angry at RBS and Goodwin himself as at the wider problem with managers and "bonus culture." My dad used to work for Wedgwood, 20 years, it's in a hell of a hole now, and that's at least partly because Wedgwood lavished huge salaries on managers who didn't deliver... and then paid them off when they screwed up. Damn them!

[Coldie75]

OMG!! Trebuchets are weapons of mass destruction! (combined with the rocks of outer mongolia of course)

[mangokiwiorange]

Wouldnt that mean that some museum would be ransacked by the American army, or be bombed to hell for having a "weapon of mass destruction" on display? lol

[w4yz]

LOL and omgz as if you guys have spoiled such a funny video by taking everything to seriously and insukting each others countrys, cmon guys take a chill pill and enjoy the funny vid :)

[TheMuhulai]

Hilarious! Enjoyed it!

[khanofmongols]

treybewshey it's pernounced treybewshey retard

[Conan568]

The French wanted more time for Saddam to dispose of the weapons because they had oil and weapons deals with him.

Time that the UN happily gave him.

Ask the 1000s of Kurds Saddam gassed about WMDs.

Oh right you can't, they're dead.

Name a war, and the French are usually involved, either by starting shit then bailing, Vietnam, or collaborating, Hitler.

Degaulle, fled France and left his people to fend for themselves.

What a hero.

[Rosiflex]

(sic)

-weapons??? did you find them finaly? French had deals with Sadam but it wasn't the case since the 80's. You should remember that France participated to the first war in Iraq.

-Vietnam : France lost the war of independance of Indochine then the USA feared that this country could become communist and launched a war.

-Degaulle : yes it is a hero, he organized resistance and french forces in North Africa.

Conclusion :When I read you I agree with Degaulle : " Vive le quebec libre!".

[Conan568]

Yeah I wish Quebec would leave too.

The country is too big, and should be split at the Manitoba border.

[Shreddersebbes]

Big ^^

[hyperdude144]

You're kidding me that's the ACTUAL Civ 4 Warlods trailer?

p.s. Civ 4 FTW

[LordMeire]

yes, yes it is, look up Civ Fanatics

[daneandjeffrule]

OK have you seen the size of some of those rocks in outer mongolia Mr.Prime Minister....... DAMN FRECNH!!!!!

 LOL

[seankinsellasean]

i think it was invented by the arabs originally and the french made there own type.

[liferockshard11]

your either with us or against us... haha lol. thats george bushing thinking the french are terrorists. good thank you after their help in the world wars and even the creation of America

[LiamPCaden]

just saying they did help in the creation of america but in both WWs they were no help the country was taken over quickly and the small pockets of resistance vs the germans were really no match

[Rosiflex]

hmmm, this is true for the second world war but not for the first sorry.

Moreover, during WW2 "la France libre" leaded by De Gaulle where effective especialy in North Africa.

[LiamPCaden]

true but during WWII vichy france was lead by the corrupt frenchmen who decided to join the germans instead of fight back against them

[Rosiflex]

and helped germans for the holocost I know...

But "La résistance avance!" ;-)

[sgtlynx8622]

DAM FRENCH; dam french?? DAM BUSH!!!!!!!

[marcin4523452345]

This is amazingly funny, Brightened me rightup! :D And I'm an Oilers fan! ;)

[12986553]

lol that's how stupid Bush is

[adamjohnwest]

"Trebushet" Hilarious!

[stoffeboyei]

fucking funny

[PhoenixKirby]

Sry....,but I don´t like this vid

[101avatar4]

ok lol

[CocodriloNYC]

I like this

[Bhobbs1985]

lol!

[SchmockwithCream]

A TREBUTCHET!!!!

[crockettjvinson]

trebew-shet

[LolCaramelz]

I loled heartilyXD

[Zamolxx]

Just plain brilliant!

[artofox]

HAHAAHAHAHAH

[xtremixt1]

whoever thinks that genghis khan was a turkish is retarded... For all ya'll greek/middle eastern looking fucks in turkey who call themselves turks, i feel sorry for them lol i laugh too. Most of the originial turks were killed off by fucking arabs. Goturks... Djinghis khan was clearly a mongol. He had intention to unite and make big Mongolia. Learn some fucking history guys.

[crabvader11]

hahahahahaha

[flamengobrfl]

I am concerned about the English for now.Those Confucianists...And I don't think Jewish United States is a good idea,because US is already going with Hindu USA omg!!!!!

[masterofuall]

trebuchet >.>

[WorldOfHurt101]

Those rocks are scary... XD

[00Jose00]

Darn! Those Evil Doers! LOlz :)

[darsus19]

lol xP

[15yearoldboy]

Fuck Bush !

[Arcaani]

I'm more concerned about feckin Isabella.

[kaskillo1985]

w w w imperiosbatallas 260mb com

[spikeyguy1]

lmao this is awesome

[xJANGOx]

I knew it!

There's a damn axis of evil between Genghis Khan, Cleoptatra and Shaka!.

We better revert out government back to "despotism"!

[RECtymeTV]

lol.

[videoaddicted]

Actually Cleo is out of Civ4. Better to say it was Ramses or Hatchepsut.

[TheUltimateReaper2]

lol

[goodmage1991]

i knew president bush was retarted :D... trebushe my ass

[humansteel]

how'd u get the voices so accurately done? cuz i doubt bush actually voice-acted for this and despite the dumb things he does say in public i don't think u wud've gotten this sort of dialogue from them..

[OldieLov3r13]

yeah but its still fucking funny

[avister51291]

lol

[Kranden420]

I loled

[nayil100]

rofl

[Xbogey]

lol.

Fuck France.

[torkoal531]

What did France ever do to you?

"Je ne comprends pas. Pourqoui?'

[ChrisspacePatti]

LOL! Don't you remember? They've criticized him more than anyone else...maybe. I suppose if Bush hired one of those redneck Blackwater mercs, to kill a Frenchmen or a thousand, they'd be saying "Ya shouldn't a been so rude Piere!"

I haven't had the chance to play this game, but I wouldn't be surprised if they used Bush as one of the American leaders and gave him the same traits as Montezuma (Agressive and Spiritual), and made his favorite civic "Police State."

[torkoal531]

Actually, Bush isn't a leader. I haven't heard anything of France criticizing Bush, than again, I'm Canadian and don't here much of American news.

PS I'm not actually French, I just learned basic French from second language classes. "Je ne peux pas parler... le francias." I think that's right.

[ChrisspacePatti]

I already knew you were Canadian by reading your profile, and I already knew that Canada's second language is French. But you're right, the reason why you havn't heard about it is because the French government isn't criticizing but France's people are doing so openly. At least that's what I hear from people who've been to France.

Did you know that the Taxi drivers there refuse to provide Americans with service? This has prompted us to wear your countries flag on our backpacks wherever we...

[torkoal531]

Yeah, my Dad said something like that when he went to France. He went to a bar and they refused service to him at first. When they saw his backpack, they were happy to serve him. Btw he's canadian, too. They probably thought he was amercian.

I don't know why they would refuse service to Americans...

[Rosiflex]

Chirac and Shröder criticized Bush because he wanted to lauch the war in Iraq with false proofs of the presence of mass destruction weapons in iraq. They wanted more time so that inspectors from the united nations could work. After all this time I do think that Bush lauched this war only for oil...

[unijade]

He did, my dear. But what I mainly wonder is why he isn't held acocuntable for warcrimes and why the UN didn't do more to intervene in this war. Can the UN actually not prevent a country from attacking another, had it not been America?

[king4aday24]

Je ne sais pas...mais ils vont mourir!

Ok, maybe not, but still...

lol

[torkoal531]

I actually can't really understand that at all! And I thought I was good at French!

..What "Sais" mean?

..and "mourir"....

[idahodude1980]

"Je ne sais pas...mais ils vont mourir!"

I don't know .... but they will die.

That's the translation.

About your father, i think there's a fair amount of idiots in France, for every country has its rednecks, and he probably ran into one of them.

[torkoal531]

Thenhe must run into alot of rednecks. The same thing happened in England, except a different situation.

[ErasmusPrime239]

TreboShet!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!

lololololololololololololololo­lol!!!!

[blaphafas]

It's a "trébuchet", and the word comes from the occitan language, spoken during the middle-age period in southern France. The original meaning of the word is "that brings trouble".

[YOPEOPLES4]

trebuchets where invented in china i think

[dkrustyklown]

you are correct, sir