Drunk Russian guy picks a fight with a tree

[marsietis13]

drunk Tony Jaa :D

[StillnessVanishing]

In Soviet Russia, tree beat you.

[KosmetdeSnor]

That is some serious drunken boxing

[pobro99]

title must be "When tree beats man"

[gregoriousamadeus]

those trees would have been in deep shit had the man been sober

[thelucycooks]

Ong pmsl this is so funny XD

[tubbysidney]

Damn tree! I'm gonna fuck you up!

[Perkyguy]

MY FISTS - DEY ARE MAYD OF STEELE

[misterflashbang]

well it looks like thai box. and at thai box you train at trees.

[MegaJonathan98765432]

in soviet russia wood cuts you

[MegaJonathan98765432]

in soviet russia wood cuts you

[nass273]

minecraft!!

[Flopstar80]

That fucking tree came out of nowhere

[seancookify]

FAKE!



[russianguyman]

I dont want to mess with that guy......dammmm

[feckincrazytune]

the guys laugh made it even better!

[HerPerfect]

Typical russian. Likes to drink a lot even though he can't handle his drink :D

[TheNowNudda]

Tree wins

[Miganishi]

My dear Mother Russia is so nice, she lets us get drunk first thing in the morning.

[HighMile303]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[gtaivthirdwatch]

i wonder how much people the russian police send to the drunk tank each day

[shakka219]

хаха смешно!

[Jack2duhMAX77]

In Soviet Russia, tree fights you!......Oh wait.

[misteraxl1]

funniest thing is that a tree won a fight

[metarocks81]

2 trees vs. 1 guy? not fair. but the guy did pretty good.

[TheFreeFlow]

In soviet russia u dont hit trees, trees hit u!

[mryjn420090]

Tree wins and it didn't even fight back



[Stratsrugiboyy]

As funny as this is, I wouldent pick a fight with him while hes sober

[blowupuate13]

That tree is very good at blocking!!!

[6lue757]

Mokujin wins flawless victory

[MyEnceladus]

Bļā man tā virtuška piedur! :D

[bdogkakashi]

drunk guy v.s. tree. my guess to be winner will be the tree!

[njuf9]

he is fighting a very good karate!

[mcmuffinone]

That tree had it coming...

[TheRedeye420]

got to give it to him his spinin back kick was leathal..

[ItsTheMarioman]

Little did they know that he was sent from the future to eliminate these mutant trees, fortunately he was injured during teleportation and was mentally unstable. May God save us.

[TheSpiciChick]

I wonder what PETA has to say about that...

[FagInABag69]

LOL

[twitchb6]

This is what a washed up fighter looks like

[sloshvictim]

Quit russian him, he will get the job done.

[isudashizu]

tree wins! pil seung. hahaha!

[murder5able]

Come at me bro!!!

[dambers100]

enter the dragon princess

[AppleGuy256]

Dad?

[ruideng111]

this guy is obviously drunk as fuck but you can kinda tell from his kicking that he's probably had proper training. He is totally off his tits and he is banging those high kicks out with ease!

[MrTwist4u]

what u didnt see ,is how the tree stuck out its root 2 trip him.I would have reacted the same way!I have never been disrespected by a tree,but if I was...I AM TEARING OFF LIMBS!

[bdubsquared2]

Its the training montage from rocky 4

[WhiteRabbitm8te]

Fedor?  is that you?

[MrSankiro]

@WhiteRabbitm8te worst joke i've seen

[MrSmellyStuff]

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia...

[SuperComplainer]

ahahahaha!! omg i was crying! ahahaha that was soo funny , some reason drunk people just make me laugh for hours i have no idea why!

[badHannibalecter]

But he acts like he would really have some serious Fighting skills when he is sober

[Stanbobernie]

the hell with mother nature

[murray821]

I soviet Russia tree fights you!

[graciepoo121]

what kinda toaster did you film this with?

[JerFhilm]

@graciepoo121 HAHAHAHAHAHA Where'd you come up with such a clever joke?

[graciepoo121]

@JerFhilm i guess im just that coool.

[Ctrlker]

@graciepoo121 panasonic

[tonee88]

He's got pretty good kicks for a drunk

[secretagentmanstumpy]

Those trees were being total dicks. I dont know what their problem was but they deserved it.

[KellysHeroes99]

winner, tree

[tijnminator]

Damn it's always those jerk trees.

[BramSchavemaker]

I laughed becuz of the funny laughs of those dudes

[Rockeroviejo]

If he can lift his leg in that state...

[99Optima]

In soviet Russia tree kicks you!

[music97crazy]

you know you life sucks when you get your a** kicked by a tree...

[spordiac]

But the Russians are incredible at kicking. 

[ammencecification01]

In soviat russia the tree rapes yo mamma

[skyestheword]

in russia tree picks fight with you

[shcnoozlebop]

What'd the tree do? What an asshole!

[uabum]

Lmao xD those are some pretty good kicks

[KershawIII]

That damn 'biggest zit on planet earth' video is following me everywhere!

[Barackaqueta]

I think the tree said something about his momma.

[InfectedMushroomHead]

Meanwhile....In Russia

[singrin7]

Sweet roundhouse! I cant do that sober...

He's my drunken hero!

[MrChalle123]

He is not drunk he is just russian!

[DorothyShelley]

ha ha ahahh silly sod he needs glasses pissed as afart hhahhhahha mythras90 xx

[Ziezirba1985]

Pisshead lol

[JayTheBlunt]

The quality is ballsack



[Xx1KILLERXx]

Meanwhile In Russia...

[imsmudgefree]

Chuck Norris would kick that trees ass.

[salvador14654]

in russia you no hit tree...tree hit you =)

[hobunikkuja]

russian yoga is better :D

[purpleconvers14]

Second tree fucking PWNNNSS!!! XD

[ErynnAlanis21]

DAMN tht tree must be PISSED and ready to fight

[DrunkinFerretFace]

The sad thing is, the tree's probably a real nice tree when you get to know it ...The drunk guy, well he's just an idiot...

[jimisinthebin]

wana see a real fight? look "drunk younger man fights older man antwerp"

[spectrospirit]

Guess what...

He got beaten by a tree!

Kinda waaaay out of his legue lol

[Rammalish]

Drunken Master



[barmybear]

Irish and russians are so alike, we know a good fight wen we see one haha

[punkinL908]

this makes me proud to be russian LMAO!

[xAlex7916x]

In soviet Russia, tree kicks you!.. Wait..

[krzysg1982]

hey! he beat the first one!

[Thegopaldn]

damn tree has got some badass dodgin skeelz

[MsAnahan]

tree win....

[IQuadXI]

In Soviet Russia, drunk tree's pick YOU!

[metarocks81]

these trees stood definitly in his way so they had to die

[LFCEOIN]

watch my drunk planking

[poweroftheninja96]

he probably has some bad emmotional connection to the tree and wants to knock it down... but he thought that it was best to do it when drunk :)

[tomtheawesomeness]

lol that tree isnt your third wife!

[2pacster1]

that tree banged his wife

[addz1111]

damn, i need to get myself some of there vodka, oh wait i buy 20 dollar imported russian vodka...no wonder i fight trees to

[TheDmanluna]

Jacky Chang aint got nothing on home boy lol

[marsietis13]

it's a familiar sight in Russia :D

[tean2269]

Is that Putin?

[Rosvolainen]

0:08, "Damn, this guy can really take a beating."

0:15, "Why are those lamp posts laughing at me?"

0:24, "Lookie here, twins! The left one is getting an ass whopping!"

[Dementor1426]

why do you people still say Soviet Russia? are you retards? man.. Soviet Russia has gone for more than 20 years.. people go educate yourself you dumbasses

[icepeak08]

@Dementor1426 it wasent even called "soviet russia" it was called Soviet Union and that changed 1991 to Russia :) LOL

[NihilDurat]

Google Yakov Smirnoff.

[blackarmsairsoft]

one way to tell he was drunk is that he is wearing justin bieber vest

[MutatedHam]

it looks as if the tree won.

[MagicMutilator6000]

at least he won the fight though!

[kenno404]

This is normal in Russia if you didnt know.

[Gmonee1234]

@kenno404 lol all russians do this

[GreenTie76]

He is funny drunk karate. LOL

[63AIONSON]

Drunk man fighting tree Well cooked and hammered LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

[tcsdef]

fuckin' trees

[jardyisdabest]

be carefull he is a drunken master

[TheLASingleGuy]

What a dummy. I hope one of those trees bombed him over the head with some fruit.

[lordkrispy]

Blackbelt Baddass

[IAreHeadingForTheSun]

I love your laughs xD Fcking great! Haha xD

[mskittykat1101]

he must be practicing his early morning karate ;)

[difficultbastard]

In Soviet Russia, joke gets really really old, years ago. So unfunny is the joke, that the term unfunny is not enough to describe the shear power of the negative humour found within the joke, uttered by only the most banal and witless.

[bobb22ful]

@difficultbastard I am in total agreement with you my brother!I find no joy in seeing this poor svolach make a durak out of himself.I'm American and I have lived many years ago in the USSR.my wife of many years s Russian,our daughter was born there and yes,I can still read and speak in Russian.well,the soviet police back 30 years ago would have beaten him,then arrested him but now they are all get drunk together,,,I am not happy with what is happening with Russian people and wish them the best!

[musicalmike235]

Looks like the tree won.

[MsRainbowJizz]

The tree kicked ass... you know now not to mess with him huh

[sedgrif]

next generation of Chuck Norris

[tigger2943]

looks like the tree kicked his ass multiple times

[joefreeman856]

1:10 he tries to make the Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

[EugenKaalikas]

his leg was broken at the end!

[siouxfan1000]

This is why I smoke weed.

[secutorclaudius]

this is how fedor emilianenko trains.

[disdain666666]

i think that if he not drunk will seriously kick your ass with no problems.

[edtemp71]

In defense of the drunk, his opponents are a few weight classes higher than he is.

[PlatinumBlade014]

FUNNY!!



[217Immortal]

Tree win!!!!!

[MichaelJordanable]

thats some serious shit right there

[rnrrnrrrrnnnnnr2323]

LMFAO.

[DanielRostock1988]

the last kick was not so bad

[broyalty357]

god... tree stop trolling on him plz

[marcelthemaoist]

He actually through out some decent kicks for a drunkard.

[MRLfromhell]

So thats what I got those bruises from

[WhiskerScot569]

does anyone get the feeling since he takes up a stance all the time he could kick your arse when sober

[hoppyman11]

fpsrussia  after the drunk russian challenge

[chipmonk777]

@hoppyman11 How did I know I'd see an FPSRussia comment, lol.

[carlobluesriver]

THE WINNER IS...THE TREE!!

[oldfart387]

That damn tree pisses me off too.

[PaokOrDead]

Wasia eto CHUCK NORRIS

[greatscape12]

The tree stole mah VODKA!!!!!

[MrMapex2010]

Russian SPETSNAZ at work

[JerydGG]

I feel like this guy could beat someone ass if he wasn't drunk....lol

[ajsledzep]

THE TREES ARE WINNING HAHA

[unreal3010]

That's a good thing he was pissed at the trees, and not the cars

[mizsherlockholmes]

F*ck this when my uncle gets drunk he goes molest a pole in a childrens park than tell them about "The birds and the bees."

[ghjgdjgyd]

in russia tree owns you =D

[RusskiPolski]

Jean Claude van Russian: Kickboxer

[dragonrage996]

@bushspectre shut the hell up

[MrCriticOfAll]

Bluce Wee VS the bottle VS a twee.

[ALEXAMify]

the tree fight back and not back down how is that possible???



[kittymonsterable]

hes saying why the fuck did u trip me to the tree.

[pancakemix15]

what happened to nothingtoxic? it was the best site. and anyone know of a site like it?

[MaD707MaN]

People, I get that the white stuff is to stop bugs and shit. The comment I made was what we call a joke. I mean damn, my comment is not even on the first page and im still geting replys on it... tho the best reply I got was the one saying it was reflective paint for all of Russias drunk drivers...lol.

[mortalkombatmkdude]

in soviet russia tree beats u oh wait we are in Russia

[WalkmanSilver]

In Soviet Russia, Tree beats you!

[PaFirePhoto]

how cant he walk but he can kick that high.

[djsnw]

whahaha russian jackie chan 

[AirsoftAttack231]

AHH i rember the days of nothing toxic :/ RIP

[samwise401]

He must play minecraft

@samwise401 That's not