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  • Im over here Johny!!!!

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  • LOL, FALL DOWN funny!

    In youtube, search for:

    sara palin jokes - best one

    it's a PANIC! LOL still!

    also search for: "joe the plumber is horny" - ROFLMAO!!!!

    Joe the Plumber is HORNY!

    this is the really funny one, folks!

    watch?v=nR6veX5A5j4

  • Joe was to busy skinning Sarah Palin

  • We know Joe W. very well, and we know that Joe loves nothing better then a good laugh, especially at himself! See this site setup by Friends of Joe the Plumber for a real laugh!

    check out: joetheplumberone . blogspot . com

  • Joe was out having a six pack and getting screwed in your campaign bus.

    Bababooey

  • ROFL

    repuplicaner are so stupid/funny/ idiots LOL

  • You are trash of the highest order-

    mutha fucka.

    LOL

  • to ObamasBabyMama -Obviously it is you who filled the big glass jar...OINK OINK!!

  • You are a bitter, sad little person. Obviously you will be the one pissing into the jar. OINK OINK!

  • Joe was out back checkin' out Palin's plumbing.

  • He says we are all Joe? I am not like Joe. I paid my taxes and medical bills.

    McCain is out of touch with the middle class, his saying that Joe the Plumber represents us of the middle class was just one example of it.

  • McCain! McCain!! McCain !!! Are you out there?????? Oh no! You must of disappeared up your own arse-hole!!!!

    NO ONE WANTS RIGHT WING EXTREME WAR MUNGARING ARES-HOLES ANYMORE? THEIR ALREADY YESTERDAYS MEN.

  • Oh McCain. You need a hug.

  • OBAMA <3

  • lol. i understand that this is the internet and your anonymous, buttttttttttt better watch what u say. im not a obama or a mcCain fan.

  • ???

  • you are on your way to jail dumbass!!

  • I am going to report this comment to the Secret Service.

  • johnheat305, I am going to report your comment to the Secret Service.

  • Joe was taking a test to get his plumber's license.

    McCain: "So stand up and say, I thank you."

    Ha ha ha ah ahkah ah aha ha !

  • If Obama wins I urge all Republicans to not buy any Union made American products.

    Buy Korean, Japanese or German.

    Invite all the illegal aliens to come to the USA and let them know where the sanctuary cities are.

    Tell anyone in the military to get out.

    Force Obama to create more jobs!

    Obama, we will destroy your economy!

    BTW, keep abortion legal because it's Libs killing future Libs!

  • JSMcCain LOSES - Under Bush, Americans started buying Korean, Japanese, or German. Under Bush, our borders were unenforced, allowing illegal aliens in. 8 years of the Bush economy destroyed our economy. Luckily, with President Obama to lead us, we will fix the problems you Rethuglicans created.

  • I urge the Minuteman Project to stop protesting the illegal aliens coming into the USA.

    Illegal aliens, come on in and go to sanctuary cities like San Francisco because Obama won't do anything to stop you.

    Lis, start saying goodbye to jobs with Obama.

    :-D

  • Fuck you McCain

    barack obama is better much better ;)

  • Ahaha i love the way he moves . he looks like a doll xD

  • Breaking News!

    Thousands of Southern-State Republican racists, inbreds, NASCAR fans and hate mongerers attempted to migrate out of 'socialist' USA yesterday, only to realize that the rest of the world was even more cultured and multiracial.

    Approximately half of them are now planning to kill themselves, while the remaining half are expected to die from being unable to adjust to the Alaskan weather.

    This is terrible.

  • hehe, i don't think it's terrible :)

  • LMAO!!! Look at his lil arms!

  • "we all Joe?" Are you drunk?

  • Say it isn't so joe!

  • vote OBAMA/BIDEN 'O8 !!!!

  • ***Your all Joe the Plumber, so all of you stand up and SING***

    I thank you...

    HUH?!?!?

    ***Where ever you are Joe! Lets give him a round of applause for what he's done for AMERICA***

    HUH?!?!?

    Did i miss something? Is FAKE Joe supposed to be an American hero? Sheeesh! Fake Joe? also known as Sam the no license, tax evading, child support owing, fake Plumber a hero? Wow! Lets all praise him! Yeah right!

  • someone called Joe the plumber, I bet theres over a million people in the US called Joe, so meh...

  • Sad.. McCain was "stood up" by his date right when he was introducing him to the family.

    ...rofl

  • OBAMA/BIDEN 'O8 !!!!!!!!!

  • 2 days before the Alaskan Prison gets a new inmate. The polar bears are getting horny.

  • The L.A. Times newspaper has a videotape, which it refuses to release to the American public, which shows Obama at a farewell dinner celebration for the Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO) spokesman Rashid Khalidi. He was also a spokesman for Yassir Arafat. In this tape are the recorded verbal attacks on Israel and the Israeli people and reference to Israel as a terrorist state.

  • Reportedly, the domestic terrorist Bill Ayres, who as part of the 'Weather Underground' terrorist organization bombed several U. S. targets including the Pentagon and the home of a U. S. judge and killing two policemen in the process, was also at this dinner.

    Obama has been close friends with Khalidi and Ayers for many years. The oath of President requires that the President will 'protect the United States against all enemies, both foreign AND domestic.' Guess he didnt read that part!

  • hey, look there is an uneducated delusioned redneck!

  • Obama stated in the final presidential debate that his relationship with Ayers was limited to serving on the same committee, and that Obama was EIGHT YEARS OLD when the actual bombings occurred. Guess you didn't read that part huh? Nor did you hear it when he also said it numerous times...

  • Epic Fail. joe the plumber went to an Obama rally coz McCain didn't pay him his check.

  • hahahahahaahahahahaha Joe went to a rally of the Obama'08 campaign!!

  • Joe the Plumber was over at Rush Limbaugh's house, picking up a paper sack filled with Oxycontin for Cindy the Druggie.

  • "joe the plumber" is to stupid to vote Obama, that's why he's jerkin off McCain.

    He might be the only plumber voting for him.

    Then again he's not even a real plumber, and his name is not even joe..and what kind of unorganized shit is the republicans running? McCain don't know that joe is not even there?..wow..he is bush part 2..no joke

    His wife looks fake as hell..this whole campaign is fake as hell.

  • "we all Joe?" Are you drunk?

  • He's got nothing else to say. We don't need Joe, we need Change.

  • I preferred Joe when he was playing the Thing in Fantastic 4.

  • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

    Hope over Fear

    Time for change Obama/Biden '08!

  • joe the plumber = pathetic symbol of america = fucking douche bag = dogmatic neo con trash

  • amen.

  • Poor old Joe the plumber! He's gonna get taxed an extra few hundred dollars as his business makes profit of a quarter of a million every year! Taxing the filthy rich to reduce difficulties on low income families! That's Marxism / Socialism!!! Well, if it is, I'll be happy to vote for the Marxist you fat cats

  • Once again, the Vet didn't vet........

  • Once again, the Vet didn't vet!!

  • i feel bad for mccain

  • Well, Joe isn't here today, so you're ALL Joe the Plumber! Ha ha ha! (I am soooo fucked!)

  • Joe was unblocking Palin's clogged pipes

  • Saw this in person.

  • McCain is a nazi, don't vote for him!

  • McCain is Jewish too.

  • Check Out Watson '08 Response Video

  • Joe was at the rally that day, but he got eaten by the McCain supporters.

    THE HILLS HAVE EYES.

  • How dare you call us all Joe the Plumber.

  • Obama/Biden O8

    Hahaha Mccain sucks ass... He is kinda pathetic...

  • Joe The Plumber stood up McCain

    LOONEY TUNES VERSION

    Joe The Plumber stood up McCain

    LOONEY TUNES VERSION

    Joe The Plumber stood up McCain

    LOONEY TUNES VERSION

    on MY channel!

  • hahahahahaha so awesome

  • Mccain/Palin  again

  • McSame/Retard 2008, ya don't say?  How'd that work out for ya?

  • OWNNNNNNNNNNED

  • Save me Joe! My toilet is is overflowing and I'm drowning in my own crap!

  • This is just for laughs ha hahah hah ah ah hah hah

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! I feel more and more sorry for McCain every Day!

  • Unbelievable. that people consider to vote for this man...!!where have they been for the last 8 year...on Mars??

    Mccain=MCSAME=BUSH.

    The WHOLE world hates the USA because of

    Bush!!!

    GO OBAMA/BIDEN !!!!!!

  • A preview of McCain's cabinet-

    Sec of Defense-G.I Joe

    Attorney General-Joe The Plumber

    Sec of State-Joe Six Pack

    Sec of Treasury-Joe Shmoe

  • Joe was at the Gaybar, it was on local news!! jk!

  • Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious! Where are you Joe???!!! I know! He was looking for his unexisting plumber license!!!!! Shitty campaign! Keep digging McCain! You're almost at the bottom!!!! HA!

  • SMOOTH MOVE MCCAIN

    OBAMA '08

  • How will McCain find Bin Laden if he can't find Joe the Plumber?

    Obama-Biden 2008

  • AMEN BROTHER!!! OBAMA 08.

  • Joe the Plumber...

    He's the biggest celebrity in the world.

  • AWKWARD

  • Why does McCain continue directly praising "Sam the Contractor" on his campaign when Sam isnt a Plumber, isnt named Joe, isnt license to do any Plumbing, claims to worry about high taxes while not paying his, and owes child support?

    This "Joe" fellow will ultimately be revealed to be a paid McCain campaign stooge. "A fake talking point" to rile up the base, Apparently Rush Limbaugh knew "Joe" before McCain started using him as his "Fake talking point".

    The truth is begining to be revealed.

  • lol... he's at the Obama rally

  • Joe was getting laid.

  • Joe was killed by the frontier milicia...

  • This is embarrassing! McCain is taking imaginary characters to a next level. May be he should take a break from campaign for a while, he definitely comes across as crazy!

  • Look

  • pailins daughter is a slut with 2 iligimate bastard kids born with no father

  • BARACK Obama's aunt, a Kenyan woman who has been quietly living in public housing in Boston, is in the United States illegally.

    An immigration judge rejected her request for asylum four years ago. Zeituni Onyango, 56, referred to as Aunti Zeituni in Obama's memoir, was told to leave the US by an immigration judge who denied her asylum request, a person familiar with the matter told the Associated Press.

  • And??? Is Obama praising her in his campaign? No. She have anything to do with Obama? No. Is this your attempt at guilting or blaming Obama for what others do?

    My uncle was arrested for driving drunk DWI, Does that make me a drunk driver because i know him? LOL!

  • Joe got busted for not paying his taxes!

  • Joe the Plumber.....Shit the only thing McCain cares about Joe the Plumber is that his wife sells him enough Budweiser to keep johns fat ass from ever working .

  • Can you imagine the outrage if these imbicils actually win...It will be the END OF AMERICA...

  • Yeah, I think the world will draw the line there ;) This was just, so unbearable to watch.. It almost hurt.

  • joe biden is a nigger lover just like a white one of those low class white sluts who shags niggers

  • And you're someone who's afraid and gets a kick out of being an asshole on the internet. :D

  • Fuck a black and never go back, At least he's getting ass not paying for it. Let me think about this.......what your saying doesnt make quite sense since Palins daughter is pregnant with her second child and shes only 17.

  • "...Obama has introduced a quality to American politics that we haven't seen for quite some time; maturity. He is undoubtedly as ego-driven as everyone else seeking the highest office--perhaps more so,given his race, his name and his lack of experience. But he is not childishly egomaniacal, in contrast to our recent baby boomer Presidents--or petulant,in contrast to his opponent. He does not seem needy. He seems a growm-up, in a nation that badly needs some adult supervision."

    Joe Klein

  • Zogby: McCain inching into lead

    Sat, Nov 1, 2008

    The media has called this election for Barack Obama already, but voters may not be playing along. A surprising new poll out today shows John McCain making a slow but steady comeback in the final days. The wind is definitely at McCains back.

    Yesterdays sampling for the 3-day Zogby tracking poll showed a single day lead of 48-47% for McCain.

  • lol

  • Obama is the next president. Biden is the next VP. McCain is old news. Palin is a future Fox News anchor.

  • Do people not understand that it's things like this that McCain says, that we've been mocking Bush over for the past 8 years..?

  • What a disgrace this man has become, picks a IDIOT for VP and now his HERO is Joe...only in AMERICA...what a silly old man McCain has sold his solu to the devil..and lost!!

  • So what's wrong with leader-"nigger"? Also not only ONE person lead the country. It's president's command, which lead. Which includes many non-"niggers" (Joe Biden, for example).

    P.S. You are racist, like many of McCain's supporters.

  • Want to avoid another close election? See the Don't worry, be happy clip by Musicians4Obama and help it surface!

  • I'd rather be taking one than dishing it out let alone actually taking it in..get it..Obamabots

  • Joe The Plumber was taking a shit.

  • Joe The Plumber stood up McCain

    LOONEY TUNES VERSION

    Joe The Plumber stood up McCain

    LOONEY TUNES VERSION

    Joe The Plumber stood up McCain

    LOONEY TUNES VERSION

    on MY channel!

  • Well I see the paid Obamanuts are back on board.

  • LOL!!!!

    Ouch. Talk about an awkward moment of silence.

  • McCain/Palin is an embarassing representation Just Like President BUSH!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........

    And no, those people are not Joe the plumber because they don't pretend to earn >250,000

  • LMAOO

  • Hey Senator McCain, be a man and WIN OR LOSE WITH HONOR! I just finished watching this "hero" tell 15 absolute LIES within a span of 8 minutes, to a patriotic crowd standing in the cold in Newport News, VA. When you lie to the American people and vote against the new GI bill, that does not make you a patriot or a hero, it makes you a disgrace and a traitor. God bless the USA and Lord protect our troops.

  • BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Oh MAN! thanks for the mega-laugh. I needed that.

  • Probably Joe The Plumber wasn't there because he is voting for Obama :-)

  • According to John Zogby: Is McCain making a move? The three-day average holds steady, but McCain outpolled Obama today, 48% to 47%. He is beginning to cut into Obamas lead among independents, is now leading among blue collar voters, has strengthened his lead among investors and among men, and is walloping Obama among NASCAR voters.

  • Remember those other WHite House Plumbers??? and CREEP????  Wish the press did!!!!

  • Joe was spotted in the early voting line wearing a pin for "That One".

  • hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha "and say... i thank you." AHHAHHA for what dumbass

  • Poor misguided Republicans. You actually think "liberals" are the reason you will lose? Okay, keep grouping everyone who thinks McCain/Palin is an embarassing representation of the GOP as "those hippie, commie, socialist libs" and you won't win the Presidency for a LONG time. Not sure if you've looked at the changing dynamic that is America, but a party that is predominantly white doesn't bode well for your future. Might I suggest a more inclusive philosophy for 2012. Palin? That works for us.

  • this was... great!

  • Joe The Plumber stood up McCain

    LOONEY TUNES VERSION

    See this on my channel !!!!!!

  • OBAMA '08 !!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • I thank you?

  • LOL HAHA

  • 'Save my Joe my toilet is overflowing and I'm drowning in my crap!'

  • This is a preview of how out of touch McCain would be.

    John McCain: "America, let's rejoice in the fact that we have a $400 quadrillion surplus. Don't we? Oh it's a deficit? Oh OK."

  • McCain will lose the election, Joe the plumber will win many sweet deals. Joe will be the 5% of Americans Obama talks about.

  • What a retard. He can't run an effective campaign. How do you think he'll run this country?

  • ha ha this is funny..., where are you Joe?, did you not follow the rundown? I think you have just lost your fee Joe...

  • Joe is not there because Joe had an awaking and realized Obama's plan would help him.

    google

    "Joe the Plumber Admits: Would Receive Obama's Tax Cuts"

  • more likely some democrat gave him a flat tire so hed miss the mccain rally

  • Starting to get pathetic....

  • out of the crowd of 6,000, 4,000 were actually kids who were bussed in on school buses to fill the seats. this means they are not all "joe the plumbers". in fact two thirds are young students brought in against their will to try to make it look like mccain appeals to young people. this is a dramatic insult to young voters who should answer it immediately with a vote for barack obama. it is in the interest of young folks to stop mccain from reinstating the draft and makin' them die in an oil war.

  • fuck joe the plumber. that punk ass bitch makes under 50,000 a year and hes gonna vote for maccain. He owes back taxes. hes just a liar/loser. It shows that only retarded white people/rich people vote for maccain.

  • SUPER DUPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

    Hey check out an epic Mortal Kombat battle between Barack Obama and John McCain.

    See this on my channel!!!!!

  • Bush has been in the pockets of BIG OIL.

    Oil companies have made RECORD PROFITS, when the rest of America is in recession.

    The trickle down lies we were promised by rich people, DID NOT WORK ... they KEPT all the profits.

    McCain has taken more money from BIG OIL than ANY OTHER CANDIDATE!

    Under McSame you can expect MORE record gas price hikes and MORE record big oil profits!

  • Joe was stuck in the traffic jam of people on their way to vote for Obama.

  • "Well, you're all Joe the Plumber..."

    What a joke his campaign has become. Seeing this idiot stand there with his pill-popping, drug addict wife, making an ass out of himself once again, just makes me want to puke.

  • McCain, Joe can't make it to your rally. Joe is too busy plumping Joe Biden's toilet...

  • he is doing Bristol Palin in the "backstage"

  • The problem with America is number of people who think they actually:

    1. Know what socialism is...and can distinguish it from progressive taxation...something cooked up by McCain's hero: Teddy Roosevelt

    Here's a question: what's the difference between taxes period and "spreading the wealth"? Are taxes socialist?

  • smooth save i gotta admit lol

  • somewhere in Arizona a toilet is overflowing

  • what an absolute muppet!!! I would loose all respect for the American people if Kermit here gets elected

  • Republicans --

    The next time you go to dinner, try to find out if your waiter/waitress is a McCain or Obama supporter. If they are an Obama supporter, instead of a tip -- leave a note that reads:

    "Because you believe in the distribution of income, you shouldn't mind that I am taking the liberty to give your tip to the homeless man down the street. Thank you for your patriotism."

  • That's funny. I like it!

    On the other had when you go to a McCain rally and a man says, "Lets win this war"! You should say, "well lets start the draft right here, so how many kids you got"?

    That's why I have no winning choice for president. Chuck Baldwin 08! Most voters are thinking who the hell is that! And that is the real problem with Americans. No research into who is best. Furthering socialism and "waring" our country into an economic nightmare should make people look for alternatives!!!

  • dousche

  • where is he?? Joe this isnt fun, stop foolin around!

  • Joe? Joe? are u there buddy? Ahhhh fuck you joe...guess what...we are all Joes...Yay!!! Lets stand up and applaud ourselves now. For comedic relief McCain is turning out to be as good as Bush if not better

  • loool yes we are now all joe the plumer yeaaa

  • Sometimes old guys forget to take their pills.

  • Wtf?

  • the unregistered voter, joe the plumber (who isn't actually a plumber), is in your ass.

  • Joe the Plumber is going to launch his own clothing line, star in a reality tv show, appear on David Letterman and Jay Leno, visit the troops in Iraq, and make a country music album with Mike Huckabee. In five years, Joe the Plumber will be living on the streets.

  • Poor Grandpa McCain. I guess Joe (not really named Joe) the Plumber (not really a plumber) was out with his manager recording his little country music album.

  • He not only votes like bush

    he thinks like him too ----Clones--->

  • Joe was elsewhere getting his balls waxed

  • Joe? Are you there Joe? Mother? Is that you? Mother?

  • Embarrasing to support McCain? Obama is the one who is supprted by a domestic terrorist on Tony Rezko!

  • OMG, every day that passes it is more embarassing to support McCain. Imagine him in one year... a laughingstock. A shame. I miss the old McCain.

    For now, go Obama/Biden!!!!

  • ***anyone one els sick n tired of Sarah's annoying piercing voice n her hair up like a Turban,,,come to think of it ,,she looks like an Afghan,and with that Turban hair due on her birdbrain head magnifies that. dam her voice is so annoying.

    **mac should have piked hukabee. n Obsama should have piked tom dashal.

    **backfire,in republican's,face,with the cheep shot of piking a woman,to get hillary's vote, hahaha.

  • and Joe was out there on the polls voting for OBAMA.