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  • you look like Joseph Fritzl, U fucking prick!!!!!!

  • a poor clown, die bastard

  • i wish i had a widow's peak :{

  • Joseph Fritzl, the guy who made the play about him and everyone LIKE Joseph Fritzl and make a human centipede out of them, also put anti rape condoms on them and feed the front one corn, rotten Hot Pockets and laxatives.

  • what a fuckin nob

  • OMFG -.- -.- -.- -.- -.-

    you aure bad

  • more than very bad...

  • what a duesh bag

  • Dickhead

  • Very bad video.

  • @Ixtocaltro Very bad comment.

  • I typed in "roflroflroflrofl" and then i found this video...

  • LOL

    THIS ASS-HOLE HALILYILMAZ2010 WRITES THAT ISLAM AND CHRISTANITIES ARE THE SAME THINGS!! ROFLMAO GIVE ME A BRAKE-GIVE ME A BRAKE !!! :D

    SO DEAR AMERICA,U.K, INDIA, EUROPE NEVER ABUSE YOUR BROTHERHOOD ISLAM AND ALLOW SHARIAS IN YOUR COUNTRIES, KILL YOURSELF IN THE NAME OF JESUS/ALLAH(ROFL)

    OK?

    V

    V

  • lol i was in new york at this time grossing the brige and i saw this plain i was like WTF lol

  • In this water land, It involves a lot of factors such as airspeed, the angle of dive, the distance and velocity on and before impact, the strength of the airframe of your aircraft (A320 is durable), the weight of your airload, the intensity of heat produce, greater drag speed on your aircraft,etc... cant break it all down here(i'm too lazy for that).But all in all it entirely depends on how lucky you are.

    Sources: Ex.A320 pilot.

  • @devrajvarma ex.a 320 pilot ????

    you are a fucking toilet cleaner you hindi shit :-)))

    why you never comments slum videos from hindia in youtube??

    because you are shamed hahah

    you fucking hindi just make war v.s pakistan and kill together .

    or let the english men fuck your womens like they do in 200 years muhahah

  • @HALILYILMAZ2010

    Ok....OK. May be or even may not be.........

    What your ISLAM did man??:p

    Why don't you just type "fuck Islam" or "Iraq war" and see how we are raping your pussy mummy there...:D

    You leave about Ind-Pak and worry about your FUCKTARD religion!

    Even when british fucked us but yet we are Global known Country, Oki?! :D

    Take care Muslim/UrdGAY/TurGAY boy :-))

  • @HALILYILMAZ2010

    MAN EVERYONE HATES YOUR ISLAM!!

    HOW SHIT PEOPLE YOU ARE!! ARE WE MAD! WHAT THE FUCK MAKES US HATE YOUR RELIGION?? YOU KILL INNOCENTS IN THE NAME OF YOUR "ALMIGHTY ALLAH" !

    YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND JUST LEAVE ALL THE-

    CIVILISED COUNTRIES AS- U.S.A. U.K. INDIA, EUROPE!

    GO AND STAY ON SOME ISLAMIC COUNTRIES AND FEEL FREE TO TRAIN THERE IN YOUR ISLAMIC PARADISE!

    AND STOP CALLING YOURSELF "ENGLISH GUY" EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME IS A MUSLIM NAME!

  • @HALILYILMAZ2010

    HEY MUSLIM GUY WHEN ARE YOU DOING YOUR NEXT "JIHAD" ATTACK, HUH?? :D

    LOOOOLZ

    JUST DIVIDE YOURSELF EVERYBODY HAS PROBLEM WITH YOU !!

    AND NOW SMILE&BARK

  • @devrajvarma HEllo you poor , slumdog hindi shit ?

    i tald you many times before than im not a muslime , but you are so dumb you not can understand that hahah

    get a life you slum boy

    your land is full off beggar and than you say pakistan is full of beggars ??? hahahahah look at your country

  • @HALILYILMAZ2010

    LOL

    THEN WHY YOU WRITE" HALIL YILMAZ"?? IT IS A MUSLIM NAME!

    -OHH YEAH!,,, YOU MUST BE AN EX.MUSLIM.LOL

    I UNDERSTAND HOW MUSLIMS SHITS ON THEIR ***** :D

    MAY YOUR NEW RELIGION CARES YOU!

  • @devrajvarma YOU BULL SHIT , COW SHIT , "HALIL" MEANT "GOOD FRIEND" IN MY LANGUAGE , YOU DUMB COW PISS HAHAHAHAHAHHHH

    YOU ARE SO DUMB

    FOR ME ISLAM , CHRISTIANITY , JUDAISM , I RESPEKT THEM ALL

    BUT YOU IS HINDI SHIT , COW GOD HAHAHAHAH

  • @HALILYILMAZ2010

    WHY NOT REPLYING ASS-HOLE??? (:-D

  • @devrajvarma YOU SON of a hindi :-))))

    look at the favorited video on my channel about hindia :-)))))

    you think hindia is richer and better than china ????

    dream on you slum dog hindi boy

  • ROFLMAO!!! Most passengers say everyone survived!!!!!

  • Phil looks like an overweight 40 year old in the cartoon

  • frtizl's bed and breakfast XD

  • typical Yanky, they post 99% of crap on this you tube because they are white trash and live in trailer parks with no job

  • @boggo58 Since when do trailers look that good? Of course this guy doing what he loves is the asshole, and not the random internet troll.

  • 0:38 MAD

  • it's also like the freedom to protest at soldiers funerals

    *coughcough*westborobaptistchu­rch*coughcough*

  • i think it would be real cool if you just fukked off forever

  • Baby rape is cool!

  • @DankAssKeefSlump tell that to this ass-clown called "sxephil" - biggest interwebs idiot that ever lived.

  • right

  • u look like u could be in a bolyband lol

  • that cartoon looks nothing like you lol whats with the blue/black hair???? 

  • "I am like an interracial gangbang for your mind" not the best thing to hear when your mom is around....

  • 911 phil

  • dude 911

  • @skaterdude271 read the add-on note you fucking moron

  • Haha playin that ronald jenkees

  • phil..way to much ethos in your damn vids...

  • i like pie

  • the doughter should sew

  • love your voice!! your song just made my day phil!!!! thanks! xD

  • just love your hair.-_-

  • Who is this fagot who is using the airplane disaster to attract attention to his stubit post?

  • @LeontariF1 who is this faggot that cant spell?

  • huhanyone wanna cam and swap pics then let meh know

  • All you haters like Allgreenfiend can go and shove it. If you don't like it then why watch it? And he doesn't even say the Joseph fritzl incident was funny get over it.

  • your voice sounds really good here .

    other than what your singing about :P

  • <33333333333333333

  • you are a good singer!!! and you look cute w/ glasses on ILY<3

  • Grease-ball theater...

  • whys the ratings disabled phil??

  • Why are ratings disabled?

  • stick to the glasses

  • i so want that song, now that shit is funny

  • good singing. sing more!!!

  • I dare you to enable rating... !!!

  • so like 1million views means hes not funny. and its spam? so if i made a video of a game that you had it would be spam because it had no information useful for you? dsdgdadfsdfgofuckyourselffasdf­gasdfhgdf

  • @unoriginality1 dont watch it

  • mimimimimiimi jews

  • you can sing awsumly

  • the play would be interesting to watch

  • hehe shaycarl

  • I'm moving to Colorado Springs

  • I love your singing :)

  • i like the monkey pic

  • memememememejews! LMAO

  • I wondered why it was bad for people to drive slowly in the left-hand lane, then I remembered that Americans drive on the wrong side of the road.

  • oh u mean that everyone else drives on the wrong side of the road lol

  • that fritzle mofo needs get burned...partially then raped in jail for the rest of his lilttle austrian life.

  • I also have noticed that plenty of girls just don't seem to get sarcasm. What's up with that?

  • I get the list thing man, same problem

  • i don't care

  • no i dont really care about that gay play

  • lmfao he was singing and an ad came up for therapy lmfao

  • OMG thats like my mom shell say im going to store to get dinner and shell come back from like mexico with a marachi band and ill be like where dinner

  • haha, love this episode!

    So funny, laughe really hard! ^^,

  • lol

  • This was posted on my birthday.

    I saw it that day and my whole birthday was awesome.I just posted this comment are year a later, because I just found it again.

    Thanks SxePhil

  • But this video isn't a year old . . .

  • so your years are 9 months old? thats cool

  • great fritzel song

  • I think actually you can get a ticket anywhere in Colorado for driving too slow in the left lane. We have signs and shit posted all over the place about the left lane being for the fast people. Like me. :D

  • holycrapola i have that exact same poster on my wall

  • love the outro

  • No that was the jews

  • 9/11 happen bacause the united states did it. The united state killed about 3000 of there own citizens.

  • yeah and i suppose america was responsible for the holocaust too.

  • Why did you bring up the halocaust when I was talking about 9/11 and there is evidence that 9/11 happened because of america

  • only if u believe conspiracy theory bullshit

  • Bull shit. Oh please

  • you dumb!

  • Wasn't Fritzl the guy who kept his daughter locked up in his house and had like 14 children with her?

  • 20 cool points for singing

  • interacial gangbang for you your mind?!?!?!!>>..:):):O

  • nice ronald jenkees lol...HEY YOUTUBES! :D

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOT go colorado! boo to colorado springs tho, go Ft. Collins!@#!$@#

  • haha I'm from Colorado Springs

  • pfft... Sterling is better... not really. but yeah... lol

  • you are so hot and i love you singing its even hotter

  • Nice video, as usual... i have the same glasses (as in cups) as you :) we use them for iced tea and wine though..

  • how am I supposed to get the dead prostitute blood off my couch?

  • your accualy pretty good at singing =P

  • I feel ya phil, I mean I know what it's like to not come back with what you want from the grocery store.

    Good luck on cleaning up the dead hooker blood :).

  • LOL

  • ROFL! MEMEMMEMEE JEWS

  • when your not trying to be funny you are acctually a kind of a good singer.

  • I would gladly spend another year in afghanistan or iraq (this time without pay), or even ten years in prison just to have five minutes alone with joseph fritzl in a concrete room filled with sharp objects.

  • I think it is too early for the Fritzl play. Honestly, in about 25 years, it could serve to be one of the most emotionally gripping plays to every be performed. It could also serve as a moral reminder to what is truly fucked up in society, kind of like how Hamlet was when it was written. But for a play to be written about this only a year after, it really is a bit rude.

  • ...

    All I could notice is that you use the same cup I do for my iced beverages. XP

  • Jelly!!!

  • LOL i come back with 8 coffee makers!!!!

  • i heard something about the pilots of that flight being on there cellphones to

    im serious

  • Fritzl play thing.. nuff said.. what a bunch of fucking bullshit.

  • Hey, Phil, are some members of my sex (women) really too dumb to recognize and appreciate sarcastic humor? Of course, they are--fortunately so are some men as well. Of course, as a woman I get more angry at dumb woment.

  • im surpriced about how good of an singer you are xD

  • i like the song. catchy.

  • wow, you can sing! xD

  • why would you want to relive that

  • lol interracial gang bang for you mind

  • fuck

  • WTF!^ The MonkeY In the background

  • I think the play will suck, I'm not offended, and I don't care.

  • sarcasm is a dying thing because sadly everyone i try to be sacrastic with gets mad at me then i tell them its sarcasm and they r either like ooooooh or no its not u suck i hate u.....ppl need to stop getting stupider or learn a little bit about sarcasm cuz frankly im almost never serious and ppl think im a mean person when really i try to like everyone

  • That Fritzl is disgusting, I hope they chancel his showing of it. Unless he got permission from the family and the woman herself to do it. Which I'm honestly guessing isn't the case.

  • LOL "Why does phill want my vagina to hurt!?"

  • i think it horrrible what he did but it makes you coreus id see it

  • i dont cair

  • Dont worry Phil i have the same problem.

  • I think that a play being made about Fritzl is absolutely disgusting. I first became familiar with the story through your videos and looked it up myself. I was so utterly disgusted and disturbed that I couldn't sleep that night. That poor woman and those poor kids...

    What happened was a tragedy and it shouldn't be made into something that people get joy and entertainment from.

    I hope Fritzl is gang raped every day for the rest of his (hopefully) abnormally long life.

  • I've actually heard stories that if he is gangraped the jailors would not interfier with it. No need to tell why.

  • the fritzl thing was amazing started laughing so hard

  • I LIVE IN COLORADO SPRINGS!! THE best place in the world besides Tennessee

  • Yay colorado

  • omg your singing is epic

  • It's a lot better than I thought it would be. ^^

  • Ronald Jenkees ftw!

  • I cant believe there were birds!

  • US Airways came off better than if nothing ever happened at all

  • its gana be bad

  • HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! that song was too funny, and you actually didnt make my ears bleed from singing :) good job

  • u can sing lol

  • fuck yeah!! im from colorado springs!!?!!!!!!

  • Phil baby rape is cool!! (i hope you know sarcasim)

  • I would have never guessed you Iced your coffee,

    but that is pretty kick ass.

  • nice voice : )

  • lol!

  • Sooo many views,

    And you know why ?

    CAUSE HE SANG >=]

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • I'm reminded of springtime for hitler from the producers.

  • Yes! I was totally thinking that too!

  • what about holocaust movies? are they offensive too?

  • You have an amazing voice my friend. Simply amazing.

  • you are hilarious, and you have a great voice!!! :D

  • Nice voice phil. You fuckin rock!!

  • i wannt to watch the play now tell me how to watch the play

  • well i don't think the bird was thinking he had nothing better to do or that life sucks. It is just when a plane flies near a flock of birds one of the flock may get sucked into the jet engine, like in this case. It does happen and doesn't really have anything to do with intelligence. The plane is not flying by at 100 km/hr it is moving at 885 km/hr, so think about it. How hard is it for you move out of a vehicle moving at 100km, now think about 885 km/hr. Are you an idiot when you get hit?

  • bird flew into the jet's engine thingies. the things with the rotors.... don't remember what their called. but i don't understand what bird in it's right mind would fly RIGHT INTO A PLANE! that's like shooting george bush in the leg. you get screwed over. even if you hate george bush, you know your dead when that bullet enters his leg.

  • I dont think a bird could outfly a plane + it was a flock of birds.

  • o.O The bird were flying towards it not by it.

  • i actuslly saw the plane go down, live in hoboken which is literally right across from manhatten.... scary as shit

  • I love your voice.

  • the pilot of flight 1549 did a VERY good job of splashing down