swedish chef turtle soup

[SailorBalance]

Did the chef just ass rape a tortoise?

[34103070674978532046]

Its made out of turtles. Turtles that you LOVE!

[midnightwing]

OKAY TORCHLA

[LordDeathwing17]

shit, the main course is packin' heat!!!! RUN!!!!

[MegaMadboyz]

Aye

[LordDeathwing17]

Chef, you are the "Swedish CHEF," not the "Swedish Reptile Proctologist."

[LordDeathwing17]

all who think the Swedish chef should be on an episode of Iron Chef America, say "Aye!"

[purplepassion702]

Bork bork bork

[DENlERU]

FEST HOS MANGE!!!

[DEXultima]

at 1.00 GTA-Turtle was born :D

[olenor1]

whild derp appears



[gnaskopff]

Hahah, it almost sounds like he is talking swedish and says "Hej på dig, lille hund..." in the beginning. Translate "Hello on you, little dog".

[Karvoho]

Sveriges mästerkock någon?

[1megados]

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minecraft

this video :P

[Predatron2000]

@1megados This video made me think of minecraft too, but because notch is a retarded swede, not your corny resolution pun.

[1megados]

@Predatron2000 thats a dick thing to say

[KnarkPekka]

THIS IS ORDINARY. CHECK OUT SWEDISH ORDINARY MEAL TIME!

[SamDaManVLOGS]

i know it's early but im going to dress up as Swedish chef for halloween and just speak in mock swedish bork bork bork

[jaxom]

lol blastoise



[Myspaz3]

Lol i just wonder what he says half the time

[tora0neko]

I used to be a Swedish chef. Then (and i know it's old but I'm making the joke anyway and i don't care what you say) I took an arrow to the knee

[myalovelove]

i love chef lol chef so funny!

[IVIikael96]

Vi låter fan inte så där O.o

[Zarzarcon]

Classic.

[risquebicycle]

Why the hell hasnt swedish chef got his own show on the food network?

[MultiEr1234]

what going on lollllllllllllllllllllll

[hopebeaird8]

@Culturealimprovement , because your dumb.

[MendedFuzz]

This is what every NPC in Skyrim sounds like...hehe

[MegaUMK3]

I LOVE TURTLES!

[Coolcm28]

he is a funny chef

[ricxyyy]

A WILD BLASTOICE APPEARED!!!

[JeppeGutt]

Det är roligare om man är svensk.

[mightylittleones]

Yup... imn swedish... And i make food like this.. So?

[Hem4fiction]

@mightylittleones LOL, it's how we should all make food

[Erafune]

Aaaaaah troll-turtle xDDD

[b00sh]

BLASTOISE!

[Nathiramisu96]

boejeeboejeboejeboejeboejeboeB­ORKBORKBORK! ^^

[solerbeam032496]

he didn't wash his hands after he gave the turtle an "exam?"

[cheni199]

Lol

[AlanSmithySculptor]

huh? turtle is evolving? Sweedish chef's turtle evolved into BLASTIOSE!

[MrDeathstar96]

He's a nut!!!

[KateMcT]

I LOVE the Swedish Chef!!!

[Red13urton]

Enemy Blastoise used Hydro Pump. It's super effective. Swedish Chef fainted.

[Dracosgal8]

@Red13urton You stole my joke i was gonna say XD

[Awesome64ify]

I think this is pretty accurate, im swedish and i do find myself cooking like this. Even the music.

[NoahDavenport]

Anyone ever notice that Sweidsh Chef's hands are human hands?? Hahaha

[Leighdz12]

hahaha

[benkeplutten]

With extremely good knowledge of the swedish language I can say only this: It's not bork, bork, bork. It's bort, bort, bort witch means away, away, away. As with ancors. Basta.

[benkeplutten]

I've heard that the origin of the swedish chef caracter, was a poor swedish exchange student, who was inveigled to show swedish cooking on campus tv. He was so nervous that he dropt things and sometimes switchwed to speaking swedish.

[lilzgovideos]

0:49 Wow the turtle does look like Kermit!

[lemurboy123]

It evolved into Blastoise?

[narwalthecorndog43]

I'm swedish, this guy is not but i still luv him.

[fredstuckmann]

Gotta love it!

[chizzlets]

BLASTOISE!!!!!!!!



[originalahnock]

i think the swedish chef likes to throw things

[starthlight]

jajajajajaja, vi este capítulo hace años y aún me hace reir...jajajaja, buena tortuguita!

[supperjevvy]

A wild Shinning Blastoise Appeared

[nightcrow90]

Im swedish now i only have to become a chef!

[hopebeaird8]

try watching this shit when your high.

[Jraw72]

@hopebeaird8 LOL! Almost a lethal amount of laughter

[Culturealimprovement]

@hopebeaird8 still not funny

[azuredragonify]

Cumon you tortleeee I  this guy

[pinkpenguin316]

I'M PROUD OF MY CRAZY SWEDISH HERITAGE!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Violeta7118]

POOR TURTLE P*****!!!

[minniemoo09]

I should really try his cooking methods

[shoganza]

only on the Muppets can a gun fight be kid- friendly

[ergunziban]

Its Blastoise only green

[Theatrefreak7]

A wild Blastoise appeared!

HIT THE FUCKING DECK!!!

[10sydnie]

heh heh tortler

[theburninator888]

did he call the turtle fluffy

?

[monkey101317]

a bong bong bong LOL

[PepeTheKingPrownOK]

TVP 1 !!!

[isakorrhult]

ALLA SVENSKAR, GILLA DETTA OCH DÅ TROR ALLA AMERICANARE ATT DET STÅR NÅGOT SKIT COOLT!!!!!!!!

[BombBakers]

@isakorrhult eller så använder dom google translate...

[issemayhem]

Tja dom har ju bra hand med svenska "böske turtler YA YA" låter som tyskerna i dum och dummare...

[emxiie]

oookeej, tortle! komkomkomkom!

GENIUS!

[SuperPlague235]

0:32 HILARIOUS!!!

[srdjan455]

The chef must deal with some crazy stuff if he has a rifle in his kitchen

[TenShiAhn]

I want his opening song as a ringtone.

[MrFunxy]

This makes me laugh so hard, and I have no reason why BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[snoobaroo2000]

whatch from 0:09 hahah

[lill97an]

jag är svensk, vi pratar inte så så FY!

[OgnarPliskin]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[danzofear]

Meees thas racees!

[AntiVenom36]

That turtle may join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[EnigmaDrath]

0:32 -> ... Is he fisting the turtle? Gives a whole new meaning to Bork Bork Bork XD

[TheDeadeyeflint]

hahaha, ^^ vieln dank für das uploaden, beide daummen hoch 

[TheDeadeyeflint]

hahaha. einfach nur spitze, ^^ viel dank für das uploaden,.. beide daummen hoch ,...

[furchester]

the turtle had this planned for years...

[beroemdejongen123]

yeuh mos hu de hum kedeskidum yeuh bo kedu bi hab eh mur mur mur mur. ( Kebam!)

[deedevil63]

true chefs keep a blunderbuss under the counter.

[ProducShuns]

UTUH MUTA PUTAH... UTAH MUTA PUTAH PUTA

[PeteyD60]

58 people must have been fellow turtles.

[IThinkSTDsAreSexy]

@slangmet352 Bullshit. That is such a lie.

[GrabbinSomeHAX]

BORK BORK BORK

[AfroLycan]

I love the amount of effort put into that turtle puppet.

[SimuLord]

I had a girl stay the night at my house on our third date. I woke up the next morning to make breakfast---and you should've seen the look on her face when she stirred from her sleep to find me in the kitchen in full Swedish chef mode saying "here, you havin the koofie and the pancaken. Bork bork bork!" Love the Chef!

[mrrreed45]

@SimuLord I think I love you...

[MrGummybearluver]

@SimuLord XD I wish my boyfriend would do that... I would probably start singing with him

[TheArizona48]

I love the facial expressions on the "tortle"

[OswaldtheFourth]

...violent...

[vincentboot123456789]

mak mak mak

[markus122piesuckers]

he looks like kermit :P

[rdmgurgs]

Im sorry, this is genius! I love the Swedish Chief!



[TheFredde9900]

im from sweden and this is so rasist

[grobanite3388]

@TheFredde9900 it really is. no wonder this guy only exists in the US version of sesame street :D

[TINMOCC]

@TheFredde9900 I'm from Sweden too, and I personally think that if you find this offensive, then you're just too sensitive for your own good. I love the Swedish Chef. I'm 19, and he still manages to make me laugh out loud.

[namin10]

the office brought me here

[DoNotShootThePianist]

dodidodido notdido trylidai todo typedidi andidie watchedidieda thedidee swedidisch chefidi atidido thedede samedidö samedida timedidi

[Bram25]

Swedish Chef is the main reason I wanted to become a chef in the first place! Fuck yeah!

[BOB37ize]

@Bram25 

[MsSwedenRock]

I wish my turtle was like that.

[GothamWriter91]

Wait! Wartortle is evolving!

[grilledcheese95]

Bork Bork Bork!

[Sire499]

i wish i had a turtle like that

[AnngarretttLPS]

turtle's tongue is shaped like a heart! See 00:50!

[LoganKorey]

i love his theme song and how he says murq murq murq

[IThinkSTDsAreSexy]

@LoganKorey *Bork bork bork

[dakanister23]

he lives on seasame street dumbass

[NickCHHJ]

@dakanister23 The office brought me here!

[britneyslut]

@NickCHHJ me to 

[Aweso0o0me]

i'm swedish and i don't undurstand a shit xD

[gamer1489]

No way I can get enough of this video....

[MandelbudetReturns]

I laughed at 00:48 XD

[Graverobber94]

0:45 its not usual that he speaks real swedish :D

[CJS5800]

Jim Henson obviously dropped all the good acid.

[carsonclick9002]

I'm pretty sure I live with this guy:/

[LeprechaunJazz]

This is what happens when you try to make turtle soup from a Pokemon.

[huntermc]

LOL, reminds me of the scene from Cannibal Holocaust where they chop up the turtle!

[DaveJ721]

TORTLAH POWER!

[TheZelekTV]

Stare, dobre czasy, gdy TVP emitowało jeszcze coś sensownego.. ;)

Ech, łezka kręci się w oku!

Ile bym dał, by znowu oglądać jak dziecko Muppety i Ulicę Sezamkową.. :c

[AegixDrakan]

And suddenly, it wasn't so funny to the chef when the turtle started doing it too......XD

[8CheezyMonkeez]

okaee tortler open uP LOL

[Bobzeaux]

You magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR COOK BOOK!!!!

[etzhaim]

No more snapping people... Behold the Sniper Turtle!

[ttigerg]

54 Team Rocket members watched this.

[mariofan8989]

*wartortle used shell attack*

*watortle gained a level*

*wartortle is evolving*

*wartortle evolved into blastoise*

*blastoise used hydro cannon*

*swedish chef faints*

*blastoise gained 780 ex points*

[IThinkSTDsAreSexy]

@mariofan8989 IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

[DragooniK]

This film was recorded in polish Tv.... looong time ago. ^^

[SonicMegamanFan]

Blastoise?

[qUaYeX]

funny:DxD

[MrsWitwer]

That turtle is so cheeky. I want one. And he does look a little like kermit. lol

[gwen1987]

I seriously can't figure out how anyone could thumbs down this. HAVE YOU ALL NO SOUL?!

[greenday2themax]

Congratulations! Your squritle somehow evolved into blastoise!!!!!!! 

[jegkiggerbare2]

This is epic mealtime

[Morfarcoolman]

Kom kom tortle

[Firebrdsuite]

gamera?

[KuroiTenma]

... and so Blastoise was born

[TheMejowski]

if you like chef comedy, check out my chef comedy on my youtube page! :D

[tangbein]

swedish chef, I'm going to make french garlic soup. wat do?

[TiGGeREuGeNiE]

"He lives on Sesame Street Dumbass!"

[BondFreek]

@TiGGeREuGeNiE The chef does not live on Sesame Street Dumbass! He is a character from the Muppet Show. PS. Some friendly advice... Don't call people "Dumbass" unless you want to get your ass kicked.

[TougeBoss]

@BondFreek He's quoting The Office. You're an over reacting douche bag.

[BondFreek]

@TougeBoss And you’re an ass hole for calling complete strangers names!!!

[Cacabambolade]

so much win in this comment XD

[KevinFloris]

AMAZING! Turtle > Blastoise > Shuckle

[atwcar]

very funny video:)

[TheLokeBlack]

I love the start song xD

[veertje579]

@TheLokeBlack

isnt that why we all watch it?

[KimW1994]

Looks like Bowser from Mario,

lolz

[burtisandrob]

52 people tried to make turtle soup.

[BWyrick]

So the turtle turned into Blastoise?

[Muppephile]

@BWyrick Swedish Chef would like to battle!

[Firebrdsuite]

@BWyrick Gamera!

[SuperCowhead99]

@BWyrick No... but it EVOLVED into Blastoise!

[AegixDrakan]

@BWyrick Not just that, it also somehow learned fire blast. I call hax.

[LegendarySilverWolf]

@BWyrick

no war turtle

[burtisandrob]

I love it! BORK! BORK! BORK! My mom is mad at me for always saying it, though. :( Oh, well.

[daciple]

Lost it when He pulled out the Shotty lol bout to blast the Turtle haha ooo why ooo why cant TV be good like this anymore lol Im 32 and still dying at BORK BORK BORK what a Pimp love Chef!!!

[UmbrellaWatch]

Smile :) and laugh :) hugs xoxo

[Arconeus]

dude, did he just fist that turtle??? LMAO

[UncleMikeNJ]

We are Bork. Resistance is far from futile.

[SilentJessie1]

I bet the Shepperd from TMNT order that meal! x3

[frankimahri]

Thumbs up for ConquerClub !

[TheSteeletube]

good to keep those firearms in the kitchen when you need them....

[Irmelison]

Mr. Tort-le. Where are you Mr. Tort-le?

[superfunnelc]

turtle tank ftw

[HawkSprings1961]

BORK BORK BORK!

[EroKisfune]

MY FAVE CHAR FROM THE MUPPETS WITH OUT A DOUGHT

[theepilepsyguy]

@EroKisfune Dr. Bunson Honeydew , Beaker and the Swedish Chef