When I was a boy in Tanzania there was a hippo who always carried a 3 ft stick in his mouth. Whenever challenged to battle by an opened-mouth combatant he would turn his head completely sideways and jam the scepter into his opponent's mouth, thereby rendering them unable to close their massive jaws. He would then deftly move behind them and kick them in the leg until they submitted and ran off in search of a woodpecker.
Hey..lets gore each other's mouth to death. Are they seeing who can breath on the other the hardest. Its amazing these Hippos..when they fight..just do the mouth thing. Do they ever go for the throat or any other part of the body?
jawbreakin'!!!!
KarlKilo 1 day ago
Ugly motherfuckers.
iFluxtion 2 months ago
My old car used to sound like that.
andenisa 2 months ago
They're trying to kiss each other. That breath must stink
MrMets80 2 months ago
eyes r creepyy
nah515 2 months ago
geez. Do all the immature people come together and watch youtube videos. I mean some of the comments on here. WOW!! GROW UP!!
swimgirl365 2 months ago
THEY.KEEP.BURPING.
TheZitler 3 months ago
...That's it?
phoenix75888 3 months ago
its not a fight its whose breath is worst competetion
MsAllah666 3 months ago
sounds like one of them is farting XD
TheMeanAndBored 3 months ago
LoL Sounds like a lawn mower vruuumvruum
KINGKILLER301 3 months ago
YOU WILL FACE ENEMY HIPPO IN COMBAT... FIGHT!!!!!!
ikilledAeris 3 months ago
If I was fighting someone the last thing I would do is kiss them on the mouth.
scottmcg666 3 months ago
That's just how Hippos make out.
JrvUnleashedMusic 3 months ago
i sounds like farting
SuperBoogerman1 3 months ago
Get a room.
notunderyourbed 3 months ago
"You callin' me fat?!"
"Yeah, biatch, what cha gonna do about it?!"
"Yeah, comm'on! you fat hippo!
23tisscho 3 months ago
my jaw hurts
ninjap0w3r 3 months ago
And no one pulled out a gun. Y'see how civilized animals are, even during battle.
UGOMANGO12 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
better known as the french kiss
OutlawGuitarSlinger 3 months ago
y'all are all retarded ..... all this is... is date night....
MrDantheawesomeman 4 months ago
you suck monkey dick wat
97griffith 3 months ago
It's like kissing...a really, really bloody wet kiss... By two hippo fags. Nasty! LOL!
MrTKDWillie 4 months ago
I wonder why God gave them such huge mouths ..looks un natural
bluepeas510 4 months ago
wow a bloody fight.. hippo's are dangerous
47lionking 4 months ago
If they charge u after this all out war.. a super soaker with rubbing alcohol would do the trick lol
ORACLE063 4 months ago 2
lol hungry hungry hippo!
jkraso528 5 months ago
for fuck sakes, call me the biatch, if i was the hippo I'd JUST LEAVE LOL. can't they just share land? :D
FANTOMTRON 5 months ago
PETA fags: OMG STOP THEM! THEY'RE BEING NATURAL AND FIGHTING OVER TERRITORY! I SHOULD RUN OUT THERE AND DIE BECAUSE IM A DIP SHIT!
Normal person: Cool. Fighting hippos.
Batasaurus 5 months ago 2
Hippo: youre bleeding..
other hippo: aint got time to bleed
DallyJaxson 5 months ago 3
it remind me of people at mc donald when they eat big mac
curepic 5 months ago 2
those look like my ex girl friends
hobcat85 6 months ago 2
i hate hippos with a firey passion, wish they wudda killed eachother.
ikilledmacdre 7 months ago
I wunda if sumthin flies into their mouths during the fite...
ebonieyes3000 7 months ago
looks like 2 nasty vaginas form to make 1 epic giant nasty vagina
Murrayjane18 7 months ago
HIV DANGER!!o.O
LightSkinnedMexican 7 months ago
i watched this so high before
it changed my life srs
yzwme586 7 months ago
Reading some of these funny ass comments is almost better than the video hahaha
TheTrickshooter 8 months ago
get a room!
ADRIANSdROOLZ 8 months ago
there not fighting their kissing cant you see all the lipstick
doggy6768 8 months ago 3
All for some ass?
alliebuttercup 8 months ago
the ultimate dare would be to dive through the little circle in-between their mouths
memyselfanditrio 9 months ago
When I was a boy in Tanzania there was a hippo who always carried a 3 ft stick in his mouth. Whenever challenged to battle by an opened-mouth combatant he would turn his head completely sideways and jam the scepter into his opponent's mouth, thereby rendering them unable to close their massive jaws. He would then deftly move behind them and kick them in the leg until they submitted and ran off in search of a woodpecker.
menzelcassini 10 months ago
@menzelcassini That's one smartass hippo. much smarter than these.
Lovelyanime101 6 months ago
@menzelcassini I smell bullshit.
TemplarX2 2 months ago
thats some next level of kissing yo
Themossers 10 months ago
Hey..lets gore each other's mouth to death. Are they seeing who can breath on the other the hardest. Its amazing these Hippos..when they fight..just do the mouth thing. Do they ever go for the throat or any other part of the body?
dutchmen1002 10 months ago
if one of them would just puke they'd probably suddenly gain the advantage
IsaacGolle 11 months ago
they fart through their mouths too...would have been quite a smelly battle
PaPPaE 1 year ago
I wonder why those beasts don't get worse infections with all those wounds
EmotionalShredd 1 year ago
looks like two Women no one give up
042576705 1 year ago
Is it saliva or blood?
TheZanylion 1 year ago
@TheZanylion That's blood. Looks crazy.
123TauruZ321 1 year ago
sounds and look like my mom and dad when they kiss
hugewilikins 1 year ago
Looks painful
Sunderland4745 1 year ago
I just can't imagine being in the middle of this bloody fight!
nhixcute 1 year ago
@nhixcute --yes, you could, and that is why you even mentioned it.
durgaaa 1 year ago
Apparently more people are killed each year by hippos than lions.
meroko15701 1 year ago
@meroko15701 ---what makes it so "apparent" ? ? ?
durgaaa 1 year ago
@durgaaa I don't really know anymore XD I posted this a while ago, and I forgot about it. Maybe I read it somewhere...
meroko15701 1 year ago
reality of our world is so much stranger than fiction.
DisneyGirlJeannie92 1 year ago 27
DAMN!! NOW THAT'S BLOODY!!
underman8000 1 year ago
ishh... nasty hippo kiss
oldgody 1 year ago
it reminds me of a thumb war lol
jokesterz09 1 year ago 53
@jokesterz09 LOL funny ass comment
xx3xotiicxx 1 year ago
@jokesterz09 i wouldnt want to thumb war with that, i think i would lose lol
derrickplatre 4 months ago
@jokesterz09 reminds me of french kissing when pissed lol
luke07761 3 months ago
not cool
Cccandyxx 1 year ago
LOL THAT LOOOKS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW
diabloboi93 2 years ago
I know her too
ddrfrk 2 years ago