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  • That kid is a shit actor. Thats it the movie is shit as soon as the kid starts praying to the fake sky daddy shit shit shit shit shit shits shits shit shit shit shit shits shit shit shit shits shits shit shit

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  • That kid is a shit actor.

    C

  • Pete: Where is everybody?

    Collie: Disneyland...

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!

  • how could she miss with that f#cking shotgun..?

  • what is the song min 9

  • reading the book i thought mary was about 50^^

  • Ron Perlman is a better actor than that...

  • that stupid kid blabbering on about god in the end ruined the movie

  • You have the right to an attorney I am going to kill you if you cannot afford an attorney...LOL

  • (0:58) i am going to kill you

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  • I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS.

  • THIS cop is hillarious..

  • @TheCozybear65 He's the best thing about this adaptation. Crazy mofo! lol

  • Man she's a bad shot! (5:24)

  • Oh my God Hes gone CRAZY!! (1:16)

  • wait what, did he just use unisexual as a insult? hoh boy, these homophobes...

  • biiiig birds O_O

    

  • in the boook she has Peter Tosh shirt wear on...

  • hhhahaahahaaha

  • '...' I am going to kill you '...' lol

  • It's so good to meet such a caring , thoughtful and pleasant officer of the law.

  • @bernardhill1 i agree. salt of the eart.

  • *earth*!

  • awwww, no swearwords

  • hellboy makes a good/bad cop!

  • I bet the cop has skidmarks in his underwear

  • Aaah, the shitting little pray boy.

  • "Who made thee, can't say who made thee?" Isn't that a quote from The Lamb by William Blake? o.O

  • "Don't worry I got eyes in the back of my head". Love the way he said it.

  • i prefere die instead of be arrested by this crasy twisted monster

  • why does King keep on letting Mick Garris do his movies?

    it's nothing but made for TV washed up actor, shit. Steve webber? Matt Frewer?!?!

    what the fuck?

  • this sheriff reminds me of the sheriff in the movie "the texas chainsaw massacre"....

  • @j070491 That Sherriff is Hellboy XD

  • @PrettyTigerlilly be careful,or he's gonna kill you with his stone hand

  • Tak

  • 6:55:trashcaaaaaan!:D

  • the acting is shit....this movie SUCKS compared to the book....I dont think I'm gonna finish watching it :/

  • need more coppers like him on the road, that way there wunt be so many dick-head drivers lol

  • whats the song called that the guy in the van plays near the end?

  • Fall to pieces by Velvet Revolver

  • Wow this film looks really good so far-haven't read the book though so don't know how it rates next to this

  • I think its good (of course i loved the Needful Things too, but it lost much of it awsomeness when i read the book).

  • @limbumog the book is pretty much like the film except in more detail :) i would strongly advise you to read the book... it's AWESOME!! and i'm only 15 :D

  • I love how he just puts "I will kill you" into the reading of their rights :o))

  • "Wait a minute...Peter Jackson...I LOVE Lord of the Rings!!...You're useless."

    Oh my goodness he's got some random ass lines.

  • I just got the book,want to watch the movie before I read it.good idea?

  • i dont think it is a good idea sir

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  • @muneerahagain yeah definetly, because if you read the book first you might not appreciate the film as much when you saw it whereas watching the film first means the additional details in the book can go with the image of the film/story you have. and the book is amazing! :)

  • the guy who plays the dad is matt frewer-he also played trashcan man in steven king's the stand

  • And he also plays jack in the remake of the shining.

  • Ahh shit no he doesn't, sorry man, my bad.

  • 0:50 - 1:00

    rofl xD

  • There's Shining and that's all. I'm disappointed about this movie.

  • By U.S. law, I don't think you have to agree to let an officer search your car. If only they knew the law, they woulda been O.K. ....

  • maybe....

  • David Carver is just how I imagened him. He rules!! xD

  • wheres his chap stick

  • The cop's mouth is so big

  • I didn't think the movie was that bad... I really liked it :O

  • if you compare the movie to the book... the book is a million times better. The acting in this movie is TERRIBLE compared to how it's written in the book. Another failed attempt to turn a King book into a movie...

  • I couldn't agree more...

  • wow this is bad......can't a decent director ever do a sk film

  • This cop is soooooo ugly xD

  • oh my god!!! this cop is not normal.

    he is crazy hahahaha and ugly :D

  • @HavinBerlin no duh...

  • they call ron pearlman a sasquatch earlier on, i've always wondered when one character in a movie comments on the ugliness of another character in the scene how does the actor/actress who plays the ugly one feel, like being insulted 4 a living, as they would know when casting that part the producers have said " we need someone real ugly looking to play the part of..."and if they didnt get the part do they think " must have been 2 attractive" or "oh, i'm 2 ugly even 2 play a ugly person"

  • why ugly? i'd be happy if i looked like that!

  • Books are always better than films

  • Hellboy rocks!

  • SHUT UP, you New York deviant

  • TAK A LAH! Just finished reading this last nigh, book is way better than the film.

  • the police dude fucking weird man

  • Trash can man!

  • I like Ron Perlman, but the rest of the actors are pretty terrible.

    I'd like to see a remake with Ron Perlman involved still and different, better actors for the other cast.

  • The movie is a massive disappointment in comparison to the book.

    I was hooked on the book and had it finished within a day.

    I've watched maybe half the movie total and feel disgusted with it.

    Ron Perlman is the only actor that basically makes the movie worth watching.

    I agree that there should be a remake.

    Stephen King's work was put to shame with this. :/

  • I love lords of the rings lol

  • @lonewolfatdapub yea wtf, they fucked up right there

  • I'm disappointed with this so far.

  • its a shame how terrible the acting is. I imagined a film version of desperation to be miles better. they should really re-make this.

  • what does up yours mean??

    it's an exlamation??

  • It means "up your ass" , it's an insult, to say the least, but, how stupid are you to not know what it means?

  • loool

  • Up Yours!

    XD

  • The sheriff is an amazing actor.

  • Ron Perlman or Pearlman (i dont know how it is spelled

  • This Sherrif reminds me of the Sherrif from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake.

  • turkey voulter...

  • if this book was made into a legit ass movie, then it would be incredible, this movies ok, it just seems... rushed, you know?

  • it's really rushed... stephen king himself was disappointed with the film

  • they used horrable fucking actors. they should remake this movie. now!

  • "Where is everybody?" "Disneyland" xDD

  • freaky movie, the girl (auto-stop) girl is hot

  • The sheriff is a good actor. He slipped the "I'm going to kill you" in there without emphasizing or giving any thing away. Very Good!!

  • crazy sheriff.

  • this guy is awesome

  • the guy playing peter is elliot from E.T.

  • I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS!

  • rofl

  • ..you have a right to an atourny iam goin to kill you do you understand your rights?

  • hahah that was funny.

  • the acting is atrocious, only good actor is the guy that plays the sheriff.

  • Damn, the people who play Mary and Peter can't act for beans. Jeez.

  • You have the right to remain silent, I'm going to kill you...

    When I read this line in the book it send shivers down my spine

  • "Where is everybody?"

    "Disneyland. D:<"

  • :57 Awesome

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  • 2:48 look like the movie cars

  • for a movie in 2006 the art and setting looks really dated....

  • i think its supposed to look old cuz the town is like dead.

  • i mean the way everything is.....it looks like a movie that wwas shot much earlyer then 06.

  • oh...idk lol myabe they like used old equipment to for that purpose O.o

    i have no clue XD

  • Wonderful book, I'm reading this one now...but the Stand & the Dark Tower still rule :D

  • Another movie based upon a novel from Stephen King.

  • never seen perlman act this insane before, hes perfect

  • They should have had the bear's head on the spring with black eye sockets in this movie. Also, that "I see holes like eyes. My mind is full of them." line should have definitely been used. It really shows just how crazy he is when he says that.

  • I LOVE lord of the rings

    lol

  • I love th epart ''I'm gonna kill you'' Exactly like the book!!!

  • Why the hell did she hesitate to shot him?

    !?!? I hate movies like this!!

  • its a sifi original, people are always mentally chalenged on sifi!

  • lol

  • no its not scfi orginal. her hesitating had to deal with her not knowing how to use a gun. read a book once in a while. Steven King wrote a book by the same name and he wrote the screen play for this movie.

  • apparently you didn't read the TITLE cuz it's Stephen :P

  • my spelling is horrible, it is atroucuios but i cant spell it.

  • where is everybody?

    disneyland

    lol

  • i prefer made for tv movies cus they dont just slap a bunch of famous movies stars together and call it a film.

  • That cop is crazy :P he talks all kinds of stuff that doesnt make even sense :)

  • Wow.....i am not even gonna finish this movie since it should have ended when there was a shotgun pointed at sasquatch.

  • good performance by annabeth gish. i loved her scream

  • Damn I love Ron Perlman!!!!!

    He was the whole reason I watched the movie in the first place....

    I wish he'd been Tak the whole time XD

    My acting hero :D

    the movie was pretty good...Picking up the book tomorrow......But the show kinda fizzled out at the end

  • how are the movie and book different?

  • I love everytime how Ron says "Tak" so unexpectedly, just like in the book!

    He´s a great actor!

  • could u give me a spoiler? i haven't seen the whole movie, and i'm only on the 5th chapter of the book, why does he say TAK! all the time?

  • how the hell does she miss?!?!? from 5 ft awat too!!

  • hmmm... I don't know. probably cause he DUCKED! lolz

  • i think she hits him in the book... like in his shoulder

  • i thought the guy who played Eintraigen (lol cant spell) did ok in portraying his....craziness

  • OK? Just OK?!?! Ron Perleman was beyond brilliant! Give the man a Golden Globe!

  • PETER JACKSONXD

  • Its obviously made for T.V. thats the problem.

  • how can you sing puff the majic dragon without paul?!

  • Do you understand your rights? Do you or not? Answer me you smart alec Blue state unisex swingles! Do you or not? DO YOU OR NOT?!?

    *Nods his head in a frantic way*

  • i read the book its really good! but the movie dissapointed me.

  • The book is way awesome.

    i've read it like 7 years ago before this movie came, dunno exactly maybe longer.

    Movie was bit dissapointing but great to get back recalls of hwat i read then :)

  • i dont care its not my problome and Ps even if i would know how they treat em what can i do? im a kid. bisides thats how it is only 1 men (kid) cant fix that. white and black just hate each other thats how it was and i dont understand why.

  • I dont believe you.

  • "The Regulators" is an alternate version of "Desperation".

  • Isn't the book "Desperation" connected to the book "The Regulators"?

  • the cop is completely different from what i imagined, in my head he was a bit younger and a lot more wider (muscle wise) have been dying to c this film since the book came out in uk. i love sk big time

  • LMAO. "You're Peter. You're Mary. Where's Paul? How.Can.You.Sing.Puff.The.Magi­c.Dragon.WITHOUT PAUL?!"

  • The jailhouse is exactly how I pictured it would look...weird.

  • You're not alone on that one. King did a great job of describing it in the novel. It's pretty much exactly what my mind's eye saw while reading about it.

  • I actually thought the jailhouse was darker and damper than that... but not far off

  • huh...is this like the 3rd stephen king film steve weber's been in?

  • It made me feel good to see the boy praying. The Adults should be doing that too.

  • hell, i'd be praying too if i were being held hostage by a fucking madman!

  • I am going to kill you! what???

  • LOL Yupis Killed Princess Di You Know. Wasnt She Pretty? :P

  • dude, ron perlman just went effin psycho in that cop car! lol

  • GOD, Ms. Gish sucks... she ruined the x-files...

  • i like hell boy better wen hes red

  • ypu have the right to an atterny im going to kill you

  • never saw so many beligerant agnostics threated by a little kid praying in my entire life.What a bunch of botards.More food for thought on Steven King.I'm sick of these critics who seems to blame Steven King for a vast majority of these bland movies recreated from his literature.Steven King rarely helps in the directing process.Sometimes he gets cameo appearances.Other than that the directors have to put "based on book by Steven King" since he owns the copyrights, so stop blaming him idiots

  • Holy Crap, it's Hellboi!

  • the movie leaves to much out of the book they don't really explain the can tahs and can taks very good the book is awsome my second favorite my first is IT best book ever and they dont explain very good that tak is in control of animals

  • LOLO the ending was the best in this part xD Up yours! :P

  • The corrupt cop, Collie Entragian, is played by Ron Perlman, who is better known for "HELLBOY". In fairness to the cop, it's not his fault, he's possessed by an evil entity!

  • 0:50 to 1:06 the best line in any movie/book ever

  • The characters don't seem like they were in the book...

    Like Cynthia, the hitchhiker, was dressed in a different way, and, she had two colored hair.

  • This was an amazing book, and I'm really excited to see the movie. I would have gone to the theaters to see it! Right now I'm reaidng '