WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THE JOKES IN THE COMMENTS BOX ??? I THINK ITS SAFE TO SAY EVERYONE WATCHED THE DAMN VIDEO THATS WHY THEY CLICKED ON IT YOU GYPSY LOVING FAGGOTS ,,, THANK YOU AND RANT OVER ,,
does anybody know the name of the comedy show when he says he was in missouri and the cops pull him over and asks him why he's going so fast and he says "cuz i'm trying to get the fuck outta missouri dude, ur state sucks"? lol that was hilarious but i cant find it anywhere!
And moms gonna buy you new Popsicles cause " why didn't you finish the last box?" cause all we got is punk ass orange! "well I'm not gonna buy you new popsicles!" Well, there goes my whole freakin summer then, doesn't it?!"
i eat really healthy and i read a lot and i keep up on current events. i also had to pause this video three times to stop myself from passing out from laughing so hard.
My first job was at Subway... why do fat people have to get everything!?!? ( fat guy) Yes I'd like cheese, pickles, mayo, onions, peppers, lettuce...( worker) Do you want some cookies on that too? I can't even close the sandwich!! I'm pretty much making thanksgiving dinner on a bun! You want some chips and coke with that? (fat guy)How about a pepsi? (worker) How bout I fricin punch you in the face!!
@donuts2eat haha i know what you mean man, I did that to a guy at subway one time with my friend, we ordered a sandwich with every topping available and 1 of each kind of cookie on it. we aren't fat but it was funny as hell.
wow I can't believe it, I finally get to see what this guy looks like and it shocks me that he's so young, he sounds like an old guy on sirius radio. lol
in fact all the commedians that I listen to on sirius all look different than I expected them to after I looked them up to see what they look like..lol.. it's not a bad thing at all, I still love them all and really anjoy listening and laughing, they make my day. The only problem is I wish there were MORE jokes, I can never get enough..lol...love these guys(and gals) it really takes a lot to be able to get up there on stage and do what they do, I really respect them and love them for it....
yeh this guy has a point with the guys who read and all that nutrition bullshit, lol same thing wit fuckin coke n pepsi, thats y i like fast food cuz they serve fuckin coke
I went to high school with this guy. He was the class of 93 and I was 95. He was on our school morning tv broadcast. He was funny back then as he is today.
How is he bullshitting. Just cause someone is famous doesn't automatically mean they didn't have a normal life before. No hate towards you man, but he ould be telling the truth.
He say alright 37 times alright
Straightforward93 4 weeks ago
Heh heh heh.....I LOVE the Pepsi/Coke comment!! Classic.
kamikazegirl88 1 month ago 2
alright hahaha
Uberskillornova 1 month ago
sentence.alright.sentence.alright.sentence.alright.sentence.alright...breathe hahaha love this guy! XD
Shaktech786 1 month ago
"you know whats in that?"
"Fuckin Goodness!"
PumaPuma765 2 months ago
I F'N LOVE THIS GUY!!!!
Dragonett1823 2 months ago in playlist Comidians
does anybody notice how many times he says alright.?
SheehanDaMan10 2 months ago
Love him lol
Straightforward93 2 months ago
"Is your TV plugged in?"
"I will freakin' stab you!"
njc065009 2 months ago 3
This guy is hilarious! All we have is PUNKASS Orange... LMAO!
seagoer118 2 months ago
There's a shadow of a penis on his chest!
puppyjoe69 3 months ago
if that involves no butter, then fuck off! haha
randomosity459 3 months ago
I love this vid. Favorited!
94aerodynamic 4 months ago
WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THE JOKES IN THE COMMENTS BOX ??? I THINK ITS SAFE TO SAY EVERYONE WATCHED THE DAMN VIDEO THATS WHY THEY CLICKED ON IT YOU GYPSY LOVING FAGGOTS ,,, THANK YOU AND RANT OVER ,,
07541873373 4 months ago 3
@07541873373 LOL!!! Yeah! YOU GYPSY, VOODOO, NAZI, REPUBLICANS....FUCK OFF!!! XD
grayfire777 4 months ago
MY FAVORITE!!!!!! He is a fucking hero to me. especially for butter. and yes ive tried butter on skittle. it is so fuckin goods
AMSWorldTV 5 months ago
"How could you miss that?"..."I guess I got more channels than you do."
Haha. I'm going to use that from now on. =]
xMsAleshax 5 months ago
XD
VOODOO4970 5 months ago
oh a perfect sheeple specimen...
MrVlada011 5 months ago
i agree with everything except the orange Popsicles thing. It's pretty much the opposite for me. :P
AllThatStuff96 6 months ago
Well thats cheese's stunt double
TreHunt95 6 months ago
LOL i put butter on skittles HAHAHAHHAHa
baseballboy64 6 months ago
what is up with his voice?
aether222 6 months ago in playlist Random Funny Shtuff
This is Bobby Hill when he grows up.
Fehnrique 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im sick of people who read :)
mysterymistake 7 months ago
he is the true voice of Americans
MsRetrofunk 7 months ago 2
Do you know what's in that. Ya goodness! Lol
mexicansasuke6 7 months ago
1 dislike :D
shawn33446688 7 months ago
Ther goes my whole summer. lol
sregdor70 8 months ago
This guy is so funny!
sregdor70 8 months ago
"Can I have a Coke?"
"Oh is Pepsi ok?"
"Is Monopoly money ok? Cause no." I was sooooo tempted to say this to my waitress the other day! XD
ThaPrincess2008 10 months ago 4
@ThaPrincess2008 I fuckin love that soooo much!!
briant420 7 months ago
this guy is funny, but the point is that stuff is crap, fast food is garbage, tastes good but its garbage
writertrump 11 months ago
lol listen to how many times he say's alright
MrKhobson24 11 months ago 2
well we cant come out tonight, haha, we can come out on monday between 10 am and...thursday, ilol'd
KingWilli12495 11 months ago
this guy is funny.... made me lough and if that did make you lough too well then FUCK OFF lol...
MiLoTi85 1 year ago
Actually the standup is called "meet cap" very funny thanks to the uploader!
accord98ex4u2c 1 year ago
1 person likes orange popsicles.
yourealdad 1 year ago 9
is your TV plugged in....LOL.
deuceswild76 1 year ago
"It's cheese's stunt double, alright?"
RosesofWillows 1 year ago
I'll put butter on skittles alright? I dont care.
Tbiscuit50 1 year ago
Classic, drop dead funny!!!
drogersgolf 1 year ago
Is monopoly money ok?
ianlucas18 1 year ago
I really like orange.
thebestofsopherboys 1 year ago
WHO JUST UNPLUGS THE TV?
DDLQ17 1 year ago
LMFAO
DDLQ17 1 year ago
".....alright...."
Kent3003434 1 year ago
canada. how about no damn mayo on your burgers. disgusting.
gearjammer4life 1 year ago
this guy is funny, but really love to say all right , and it's kinda annoying
opposallax 1 year ago
i rented the movie! omfg best 7$ ive ever spent sooo funy its called "they call me cap"
kube253 1 year ago
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alright?
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alright?
BrightRaven0 1 year ago
thats not even real cheese
WELL ITS STILL PLAYIN THE PART!
hahah love that
slipknot1566 1 year ago 3
does anybody know the name of the comedy show when he says he was in missouri and the cops pull him over and asks him why he's going so fast and he says "cuz i'm trying to get the fuck outta missouri dude, ur state sucks"? lol that was hilarious but i cant find it anywhere!
Brittisdashit 1 year ago
@Brittisdashit I hate when that happens D:< I can never find the videos I want by comedians.
Kinserta 1 year ago
@Brittisdashit
That was "They Call Me Cap"
MrZurmi32 1 year ago
Orange popsicals suck
SuperAlexjohnson 1 year ago
Bobby Hill!?!?!?!
bubbaburger52 1 year ago
not*
MCD300 1 year ago
And moms gonna buy you new Popsicles cause " why didn't you finish the last box?" cause all we got is punk ass orange! "well I'm not gonna buy you new popsicles!" Well, there goes my whole freakin summer then, doesn't it?!"
MCD300 1 year ago
@donuts2eat ahahah I seen that last night it was hilarious can't find on YouTube tho
4lyfemexican 1 year ago
i eat really healthy and i read a lot and i keep up on current events. i also had to pause this video three times to stop myself from passing out from laughing so hard.
ATL45 1 year ago
in my house we never eat the grape i love orange
murphy0847 1 year ago
"i will freakin stab you"
love that joke.
wwefan4ever2010 1 year ago
"i am watchin sponge bob allright shut up"
lol
wwefan4ever2010 1 year ago
"I'll put butter on... Skittles."
Kinda tempted to try that now.
Montgomrie 1 year ago 3
hey. i like orange popsicles
FragaRaga 1 year ago 18
How many times does he say allright lol :P
Danielk62365 1 year ago
@Danielk62365 i know rite..lol
Brittisdashit 1 year ago
He's so much skinnier here.
Timillionaire 2 years ago
if that involves no butter...Fuck Off.
reay11nufc 2 years ago 2
thank you so much for posting this! i forgot his name and i just googled is the tv plugged in? i will stab you. and it popped up!!
MrSanelectro 2 years ago
its pepsi ok .... is monopoly money ok " LMFAO
nishmetal 2 years ago 4
He never gets old.
ureonmyhitlist 2 years ago
i actually dont like the orange ones
lefteyeluv69 2 years ago
"i don't like people who...read."
That's funny
merlinnerd1017 2 years ago
My first job was at Subway... why do fat people have to get everything!?!? ( fat guy) Yes I'd like cheese, pickles, mayo, onions, peppers, lettuce...( worker) Do you want some cookies on that too? I can't even close the sandwich!! I'm pretty much making thanksgiving dinner on a bun! You want some chips and coke with that? (fat guy)How about a pepsi? (worker) How bout I fricin punch you in the face!!
donuts2eat 2 years ago
@donuts2eat haha i know what you mean man, I did that to a guy at subway one time with my friend, we ordered a sandwich with every topping available and 1 of each kind of cookie on it. we aren't fat but it was funny as hell.
tiggerwarrior 2 years ago
he rocks! hes my favorite!
lateraider 2 years ago
is your tv plugged in? i will freakin stab you!!
lexiluvchica 2 years ago 2
hes a proper funny lad
BRAKESUK80 2 years ago
He is sooooo funny & cute too. Love him!
Spiritfinder1 2 years ago
He says "allright" A LOT
but really funny still
M0DIDDLY 2 years ago
So do I and I'm funny too.
Spiritfinder1 2 years ago
"If you wanna be a health food critic, fine. If you wanna live 'til you're 190, fine. If that involves no butter... f*ck off."
347qwerty 2 years ago 4
wow I can't believe it, I finally get to see what this guy looks like and it shocks me that he's so young, he sounds like an old guy on sirius radio. lol
Puddycat11385 2 years ago
I know what you mean Ive been doing that with all the comedians on there
hetfield9900 2 years ago
i know, i was just as shocked.
TheUnknownDungeon 2 years ago
in fact all the commedians that I listen to on sirius all look different than I expected them to after I looked them up to see what they look like..lol.. it's not a bad thing at all, I still love them all and really anjoy listening and laughing, they make my day. The only problem is I wish there were MORE jokes, I can never get enough..lol...love these guys(and gals) it really takes a lot to be able to get up there on stage and do what they do, I really respect them and love them for it....
Puddycat11385 2 years ago
This guy is hiliarious...i love him haha
*Ringo*
Ringo7697 2 years ago 3
"Blah blah blah, Alright. Blah blah blah alright. Blah blah blah alright." Haha!! I still love him though.
MelaBellaRose 2 years ago 4
i gess i got more chanals than u dude haha
82dodgeram440 2 years ago 5
Punk ass orange!!! Hahahaha!!! Too funny!!!
ThaPrincess2008 2 years ago 6
is pepsi ok well is monoply mony ok lol orange ones are the best
WonderBread2111 2 years ago 9
"discovery dude, they own me" epic, hilarious
Neplosion 2 years ago 7
Cheese's stunt double. lmao
crashunderride 2 years ago 7
All we got it punk ass orange, well im not buying you new popsicles, well there goes my whole freakin summer!
MetalWillLiveForever 2 years ago 48
XD Hilarious
EdwardsBrunetteGirl 2 years ago
"if you wanna live till your 190, fine, if that involves no butter...Fuck Off"
EdwardsBrunetteGirl 2 years ago 48
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i like the orange popcicles
dxisbackagin 2 years ago
lol same:P
EdwardsBrunetteGirl 2 years ago
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thats not his name lol its john capirillo
kevinmarielove 2 years ago
that is his name.....
DougEFresh98 2 years ago
actually it's John Caparulo
SeaCowProductions 2 years ago 4
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ALRIGHT?
ALRIGHT?
ALRIGHT?
27RunnyBabbit27 2 years ago
Lol my step dad does that too, after every friggen word-_- its annoying when he does it, but its ok when this guy does it:P
EdwardsBrunetteGirl 2 years ago
is ur tv plugged in?
I WILL FREAKIN' STAB YOU
i lmaod at that part
leafs4life22 2 years ago 5
all we got is punk ass orange lol
stickman0102 2 years ago 3
dude he is soo freakin hilarious!
2alone2bhappy 2 years ago 5
is monopoly money ok?
Sibe5018 2 years ago 7
no butter, FUCK OFF XDDD thats my favorite part.
StarMakerTaiki 2 years ago 5
If that invloves no butter.....
FUCK OFF!!! haha
Love it!!!!!
teslicgirl103 2 years ago 5
This guy is amazing.
But I like orange. xD
NeuroticDelicates 2 years ago 2
He acts like a little kid!!
haha I love it!!
I love his voice... it makes everythinq funnier!
He's Great!!!
teslicgirl103 2 years ago 2
lol he is so funny
StarMakerTaiki 2 years ago 2
hahahaha so funny
yea he says "alright" like 5 million times but who gives a flying fuck! not me!
daniibrawwp 2 years ago
this guy is the man
patsfan1152 2 years ago
i put butter on.. skittles.. hell yeah, there's my future husband. haha
mish594 2 years ago 5
how could u miss the speach.
idk dude ig i got more channels then you.
brinehart95 2 years ago
hahaha he's great.
but he says alright after like every sentence. kinda annoying
allothrnmsrtaken 2 years ago
this guy is fuggin funnneeey..watch his show ull die
300man04 2 years ago
this guy is hilarious
jayfatha 2 years ago 4
I PUT BUTTER ON SKITTLES!
lol
happinesslovespeace 2 years ago 6
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this guy is a RETARD
EEETHERBOYD 2 years ago
go indians!
dideexo 2 years ago
you know its not real cheese, well its playing the part, cheese's stunt double
rise2avenge 2 years ago 14
yeah thats the onley one I do like
figgle99 2 years ago
Lol. I like the red. The purple taste like dymatap.
BlaqueOut89 2 years ago
dymatap is delicious
shaqfn32 2 years ago
why are you happy?
katiebabeyyy21 2 years ago
haha. i'll put butter on skittles...
and yea. im sorry i cant type!
*nicholas
*calise
happy?
katiebabeyyy21 2 years ago
yes i am!!!!
and thats not even real cheese
nick77epic 2 years ago
i love nichols caslise!
haha! awwe!
=)
you're freaking amazing!
=) =) =)
katiebabeyyy21 2 years ago
nicholas calise
i think thats his name
hahaha :)
love ya and i got more channels than you
nick77epic 2 years ago
i love katie duffy!!!!
she's my baby!!!
she makes me wanna dance!!!!
i loveher bunches
nick77epic 2 years ago
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rise2avenge 3 years ago
alright
dwatson25 3 years ago
yeh this guy has a point with the guys who read and all that nutrition bullshit, lol same thing wit fuckin coke n pepsi, thats y i like fast food cuz they serve fuckin coke
10WPA10 3 years ago
im sick of people who read too!!!!!!
MakeYouSubmit87 3 years ago
hahahah:D
suesupergirl64 3 years ago
he funny as shit.
is that on the tyra show tho?
jayrel324 3 years ago
"Can I have a Coke?"
"Is Pepsi ok?"
"Is Monopoly money ok?" This dude is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!
AfftonBaller 3 years ago 2
he's kinda my favorite comedian. i could watch his stuff all the time
switchfoot339 3 years ago
I haven't laughed this hard at a comic in a LONG time
ericmkeeley 3 years ago 2
same here i saw his show yesterday and i was like dying of laughter
mellisco 2 years ago
I went to high school with this guy. He was the class of 93 and I was 95. He was on our school morning tv broadcast. He was funny back then as he is today.
khamooch 3 years ago 7
dont bullshit lol
kikassbmxer 3 years ago
How is he bullshitting. Just cause someone is famous doesn't automatically mean they didn't have a normal life before. No hate towards you man, but he ould be telling the truth.
187ProofESGR 3 years ago
he says alright a LOT!
acecazer 3 years ago
Caparulo is funny!!...I laugh so loud with this guy.
lxlandia 3 years ago 7