MW3 Survival Mode on Village - I got in a car accident today! - Part 1

[TheKen707]

Thank you Taylor, and as a fellow college student, I think you are my favorite commentator. Can I ask you a favor? -- Could you be on more PKA's? (I don't know if that is your call or not).

[finolausseece]

Homoerotic termonology. Yes. So ridiculous. I laugh. So hard. You're amazing. Be my best friend?

[benJAMMIN745]

My first accident was about a year ago, my and my dad were going to a hardware store and the next thing I know an airbag was in my face and I had a broken wrist. I was in the hospital for all of my fall break, I was pissed.

[maxmanic2]

lol hehehehe you rear ended a lady

[SocialExperiment101]

maybe the dogs are just smaller, so less pellets hit them?

[manynukes11]

where's my high 5 bitch?! lol <3

[OnlyiSnipe]

does that make your tampon itch?

[SkotchHD]

Oh god every time you said rear-ended I fucking lost it >.<

[popdropshake]

One time the back windshield of a van just shattered randomly! No JOKE!

[doubletrouble276]

australia drives left

[doubletrouble276]

get someone 2 watch ur back

[SoulSinaGaming]

Nice vid! Lol not a fan of chrysler XP! Get BMW 1 or 3 series

[thefreewilly181]

Chrysler 300, How does a College student have one of those? Did you pull a GTA a steal it? LOL JK nice car!

[rororxx]

SHIT I MISS THE VIDEO DUE TO HIS AWESOME VOICE



[darkJ3EAST]

That'd be funny if she was a fan....

[dudeman451]

at 1:08 you can at least you can do a better comeback

[Ratkill9000]

Built Ford tough.

[scrolspixzenz]

152nd

[DontserXakaDX]

Where i live if you turn RIGHT on a RED light, it is LEGAL! now thats awsome

[snpingghost]

I thought she get out and be like Y U NO BE GOOD DRIVER???

[haloguy840]

she was asian? i knew it :P

[mryadonboy23]

who dosent like ramming aisian girls in the ass

[SpenceSox15]

Murkah you have such entertaining commentary!

[FatalDeduction]

Lol they don't even make Ford Windstars anymore... only the Asians...

[zillajratomicray]

5:07 " I sincerely doubt she will ever see this."

Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that she's an epic COD player and she watches your videos to see how the "n00bs" are doing.

[radroach44]

lol every other country in the world drives on the left side.

[supermansfoxysox]

haha did you honestly just say that you rear ended a an asian woman.... thats dirty

[TheSmoshin]

i hope you are okay

[RittleAsianLady]

Haro kind sir its true you barely hurt my car! I ruv you

[boteamx6]

you rammed her and it was unpleasant (:

[lazyluigi101]

The dogs have a smaller surface area than humans, and therefore there is less of an opportunity for the required quantity of bullets to make contact with them to exceed their allotted Hit Points. =)

[Donk3y4v3ng3r]

You rear ended an Asian lady - sexual referance

[Acemadura08]

Dude... Im the asian woman that you crashed into ima make sure that you get into big legal trouble mister

[Acemadura08]

of course shes asian mom crashes into an Asian on a daily bases.

[SafeSearchOn]

And so the search for @53dion 's comment begins...

[sattaTV]

@llLucky13ll oo somebody woke up with their cranky pants on. Way to be the stereo typical American and think that your the center of the world. Take your negative shit else where.

[someguy3600]

cheeky you disguising your vids in 7 mins so that we dont know when u lose :P

[THEPR1S0NER]

taylor youre so funny

[WhatTheFrickTV]

WE WANT ZOMBIESSSSS!!!

[Acemadura08]

@WhatTheFrickTV no we dont

[meto6267]

I"M the asian lady MOWAHAHAHAHH

[1pureauzzie]

Worlds Fastest MW3 S&D ACE (7 seconds) youtube.com/watch?v=pAM6HY9IZn­8

[AutisticSkittl3]

Youre not 16?:O

[ModdingiLove]

i rear ended an asian lady , sounds dirty lol ;)

[xGazriel]

You rear-ended an asian lady.............Need I say more?

[kalevader]

This just turned into a whole tuesday didn't it?? haha

[Rickiyz]

yes!! Keep doing Story time with Murkadurkah while you commentate survival mode! :D

[JWaxWebcast]

I just bought MW3 for PC today and I'm installing it while watching this video XD

[sTeevYx1]

toyota doesn't even crack with a fender bender but a chrysler does. acording to us americans every car we make is better. apparently not

[endlessend2646]

Wish my first car accident was that simple. I was making a left turn on a green light in my Grand AM and I got hit (failure to yield ~_~) by a Buick sedan going 50+ mph on my front right quarter-panel. I had a friend in the car with me and the only reason that he knew that he wasn't dead was because all he could hear was me dropping the F bomb about 20 times xD In the end, my car was totaled and the chassis was broken in half at the front. Pretty crazy if you ask me.

[PhyzikaleFex]

I drive on the left hand side and dont live in th U.K. So your telling me, that all this time I've been in Narnia? All those Sundays, searching in the wardrobe. Wasted....

[jwl2233]

Rear crashed into an asian lady. Thats not embarrassing... thats ironic

[doghouseblues22]

watch this video again murka, the audio is messed

[sattaTV]

@llLucky13ll Only the other major places haha!

[BerzerkMode]

I drive a ford windstar :D



[DubSp805]

"I rear ended an asian lady" Lol. You dirty boy!!

[shkatemystery]

@DubSp805 lol I was thinking the same thing

[FuryM0nk1]

the reason why "it takes more to kill dogs" is because you miss more of the spread.

[gohamabamaharu]

wow my sister rear ended an asian lady and did no damage to either car and the lady tried to claim that she had whiplash and shit and ended up getting my sis out of trouble

[sattaTV]

The US is one of the very few places that drive on the right side of the road and have weird measurments :P

[IamMcIovin]

First of all, you hit a woman. Second, it was a an Asian. It wasn't your fault. ;D

[ThePhenixrises]

dogs do have more health. I seen one get hit with a grenade sentry gun and it lived while the human next to him(farther away from the explosion who just spawned) died

[ddoubles96]

Its not just you, PROS KNIFE THE FIRST ROUND :)

[enriqueDFTL]

It was her fault. =p

[ClipWatcher21]

"I sincerely doubt she will ever see this." Haha! She's watching your vids Taylor..every one.

[Miramar308]

what!?!?!?! not your pimp mobile 300!

[barski23]

please start using perks.. im sure you can get quick draw. and snipe some bitches!

[gibson953]

My dad got in a car accident today.. Nobody's hurt though. 2 points!

[TheBustedBoner]

Asian driver, there you go.

[ivXReCkLeSsXvi]

did you really ok

[ThisVideoIsEpic]

You rear end Asian ladies? Lucky. I <3 Asian ladies. ;D

[itsVolatile]

Taylor has a Chrysler 300? <3 <3 <3. What year and HEMI V8?

[vivalakakarot]

:D pwnstar!

[mustangman622]

I subbed because I loved you on PKA and I just now found out what your channel name is from Tmartn. You're hilarious dude. Love your comms and your PKA appearances.

[1fenech]

"rear ended an asian lady" i bet you did

[MlnecraftTUTORlALS]

where's my high five? XD

[hockeypuckering]

Sooo... New YouTube. Thumbs down to the sub box.

[SiimplyDank]

Asian lady gets out of car, points and proceeds to say "OMG IT'S MURKADURKAH!" That's what really happened.

[nickrod32]

hey taylor I unsubbed from all the zombie guys except for you because I love your commentary

[AirMulah]

unsubbed

[Slizzard73]

@AirMulah Good, we didn't like you anyway...... slut. jk

[Fancy69insanity]

@AirMulah no high for you..... whore

[Fancy69insanity]

no high five for you.... whore

[youallsuk1]

Lol Taylor your awesome

[Schuman4x]

I see "She was Asian" as the description. Instant Double Whammy!

[BigTurd4L]

NIGGER STOL MY 7:10 !!!!!!

[tycreich]

1 small asian lady has watched this video

[PwnzYu]

The one dislike is the Asian.

[sndof1hndclaping]

Taylor, why were you driving in the kitchen?

[eezz5]

i dont think dogs have more health, they are just a smaller target

[Steelersfan6655]

its her fault because she's a women duh

[superbowlman36]

I love you playing survival! Also i just love you!

[DrewsGameReviews]

"Does that make your tampon itch?" LOL

[j2tall2003]

Was it your Asian neighbor ? Lol , put those plants away!!

[reviews4noobz]

hmm didn't this happen before?

[ImInTheZ1]

Im not sure why anyone would ever want a "hard ass." Imagine if a girl had a "hard ass," you need some chushin for the pushin.

[ryanstr1996]

She was bound to get in an accident soon. She's an Asian female, no place on the road for her hahahah

[TheSilentmills]

Countries that drive on the left : England, Narnia and Middle Earth... This is why we love you :3

[05sn]

How do I turn off the subscriber likes and favorites on this new youtube?

[igorchillipeppers123]

@05sn click on edit subscription

[cmagballer13]

WTF i was in a car accident today too! First one...

[nachojr456]

WHERE THE HELL IS MY FREAKIN HIGH FIVE?!?!?!?!?! I subbed(:

[TheAres405]

Lol your video costs us a lot, Internet, Electricity, wear and tear on the computer..yupp, you are very costly my friend..

[nachojr456]

lol.

"From Like... Narnia and shit..."

[TheMENAREMYLIFE]

OMG what it my mom that you rear ended? She got rear ended today, she is small and Asian. We live near your area too. Holy fuckk

[CornDude101]

@TheMENAREMYLIFE ask her if the guy looked like an owl. LOL

[TheMENAREMYLIFE]

@CornDude101 ahhahaha, i will when she gets home

[ZehRonnehD]

@TheMENAREMYLIFE LOL. Ask your mom if she was rear-ended by an Owl. XD

[xBPxPhob1a]

lol rear-ending asian ladies

[Eliterabbitsoldier]

wheres my damn hi five

[BsTxFTW]

You didn't even say you loved us at the end :(

[FuZeKimir]

is the audio weird?

[xxCOLDKI11ERx]

taylor i bet you guys confused the cops there were probaly like wait a white guy reerended an asian woman...

[jVtecProductions]

You and QuakeBeatz always have the best way of telling stories.

[sammykill98]

in soviet russia you rear end asians

[k00lkat1000]

I wish i had mw3:(

[whatsabloopie]

u have to kite the negros bro. didnt u learn anything from zombies

[accruzer]

@whatsabloopie hilariously offensive. well done.

[whatsabloopie]

I love your channel 1000000x as much as syndicate. as a matter of fact, i unsubbed from syndicate. he reminds me of my annoying obnoxious stupid younger brother

[53dion]

is it just me or is the audio kinda messed up at parts?

[MrUlmar]

@53dion amg its the white ditto

[xKapownd]

@53dion Like weird sounds?

[mascored7]

@xKapownd it kinda sounds like its skipping small amounts of time at some points

[53dion]

@xKapownd no like on some parts it seems like the audio almost fast forwards itself

[TheWizardAndKnight]

@53dion yea like at 6:13, it sort of fast-forwards

[deathspear149]

ohhh ya im a hardass! he even said!

[shadowezel]

Asian women, obviously it's the one fear of driving.

[FirstInLiine]

I wish I could make my videos like this

I suck at telling stories.

[ImHalcyon]

You hit 2 Bucks mom?

[MrCTFxCer]

@ImHalcyon LOOL! 

[kylemaster38]

penis!!!!

[tehwaffleman97]

yaaa more storys :)

[maulp0k3r]

owls can drive?!?!?!?

[MrTehPretender]

Is it just me, or does the new youtueb upload system take forever to show up in sub boxes?

[TheFIFABoys]

MOOAAARR!!!!

[jakesterhawaii]

im glad you're ok taylor.

[deathcrashtest64]

A Chrysler 300C is over £30,000 how can you afford such an expensive car at such a young age?

[theman5th]

@deathcrashtest64 one word parents *says it in a wind like way*

[theman5th]

my balls always itch

[andres00ify]

my dad has a CRYSLER 300C

[theman5th]

hai

[77majortom77]

I GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT TOO

[splamming]

I love taylor, Nuff said <3

[ledzeppelinisgod23]

i was scared but i finally grew a pair to ask you for a high five so can i get one

[cokeacolla14]

I wish I had MW3 :(

[phillyalldaway33]

She was Asian=Car Accident not your fault

[xKapownd]

@phillyalldaway33 That logic checks out.

[ARMENIAKB24]

@xKapownd Pro Tip: Dont Waste Money On Body Armor Its A Waste Until Like Round 20

[Shawn46310]

@phillyalldaway33 racist?

[phillyalldaway33]

@Shawn46310 its called a joke?

[Shawn46310]

@phillyalldaway33 so was i........

[phillyalldaway33]

@Shawn46310 oh........

[tholmes742]

i love you murka

[carzycoconut123]

Second

[Percy777yebo]

First!