Glados speech part 1

[035472229]

i tried to make my own glados lines with melodyne but no metter what version of melodyne i installed somthing in the software was missing... :((( help me!

[TouYube67]

0:30 it sounds more crazy when it echoes

[HomoSapiens99]

@TheskepKitty so im not the only ine

[jitzu7147]

Glados: "Weeeeeeeeeee"

[wiltedrose1374]

I love her sarcasm lol she is a jerk too! I think she is hilarious

[RiownerTias]

Fifteen hundred mega watt Aperture Science heavy duty super colliding super button :D

[shatteredglassluck1]

am i the only one who thinks Glados has the most sexiest voice ever? i would waking up to that voice <3

[theskepkitty]

@shatteredglassluck1 You are most certainly not the only one.

[EasyGameFR]

I can fap to this.

[DickTaMs]

@jamiedodge1 No, u r all wrong GlaDos told to Chell (our character) : "Please Gordon let it ok thank you BZZZ" or in spanish " porfavor Gordon deja ya muchas gracias BZZZ"

[missmurder650]

@DickTaMs ...No, she said "Please fall down and die."

[DickTaMs]

@missmurder650 no, i meant 0:31 . maybe u r in other minute

[Sykohlink]

Use youtubedoubler to mix this and Deadmau5

htt p://youtubedoubler.co m/10ZW

Remove the spaces.

[LupusFang]

"Un-stationary scaffold" lolol

[Skibobsmells]

I could listen to her script all day.

[mysticblackbeauty]

5:56

wwwhheeeeeeeeeeeeee....-- -bzzzzzztch

XD

[LLOYD19851012]

Do I need to play Portal before Portal 2?

[NekoPlusInu]

@LLOYD19851012 It would make a lot of sense but there wasn't much storyline in Portal 1 compared to 2. I would recommend you play 1 first though.

[ergo0025]

@LLOYD19851012 Yes. For sure. There are lots of things which you can only understand if you have played Portal 1. But that's also great!

[TheFreeWillyx]

@LLOYD19851012 YES

[Enneblue25]

@LLOYD19851012 if you are going to you should research it and get to know what happens in the first one thats what i did

[LLOYD19851012]

@Enneblue25 I found Portal 1 for £3 so I will be playing though it before the second one.

[PainkillerCheesus]

@LLOYD19851012

I played Portal maybe 2 years before. But one day before Portal 2 came out, I played Portal again, because I forgot everything. Also Portal is just about 4 hours long.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@LLOYD19851012

Not necessarily, but it will help you understand a large part of the backstory and plot.

[LLOYD19851012]

@GraceTheUnstoppable Completed both of the games now. They were fantastic.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@LLOYD19851012

I actually haven't played either (Even if I had an XBOX or the money to buy the PC version, Gamestop doesn't sell Portal, at least, Portal 1), but I'm slowly becoming obsessed... I know most of the spoilers for Portal 2 and all of them for 1

[LLOYD19851012]

@GraceTheUnstoppable Have you tried to look for Portal 1 on Ebay?

[sopersonictails]

i love her voice

[tessie2001]

29 people failed the enrichment center activity.

[MerMerleh]

Someone didn't get their cake o.o.....

[lDR4X]

XD

[Omnidominatus]

This was not a suggested video. I searched for it. Does that make me weird? It's so hypnotizing.

[spambob2]

@Omnidominatus Me too 0__0

[Omnidominatus]

@spambob2 "Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500 megawatt Aperture Science heavy duty super colliding super button."

[noapparentfunction]

for some reason glados' voice isn't as inhuman and glitchy in portal 2 as it was in the original which was cooler-sounding, in my opinion

[lightspeedtamsy]

@noapparentfunction

She didn't have her morality core in Portal 2, and wasn't as restricted on terms of emotion.

[zim3x]

its fuckin scary

[6ertrinker]

crazy voice

[Sonicstillpoint83]

That was just the way it should be done. The best!

[XYZYilmaz]

He is like singing xD

[picoXchico001]

uwwhello ~ xD

[daftquent76]

0:00 - 0:06

i have put this part on the beggining of my windows XP ^^

[Speelwow]

Does anyone know a site where all the speeches from Glados are on? Thanks alot.

[akissy]

"...Has and will cause prominent disabilities such as vaporization..."

Well... yeah, I suppose being vaporized IS a prominent disability, but anyways, "no hard feelings". ^^

[Desmond97179]

thanks

[InvidDemon]

If GLaDOS was the announcer that told you to silence your cell phones at the movies: "failure to silence your cell phone will result in the immediate euthanization of your cell phone" lol

[haydenm333]

One of my girl mates said quote, 'I would fuck Glados from portal 2' and she meant it whole heartedly

[rob0657]

/watch?v=D6YhbXmnwEU A sick song with this in it :)

[ciereid]

Has any one noticed when she messes up she speaks spanish?

Glados:Por-va-vor dun day moochose gaceas-i'm back.

(Yes i spelled some stuff wrong)

Thumbs up if you noticed! :)



[hammy012]

Deadmau5 brought me here.

[CitedMuffin]

lol whats the point of this speech?

[PauLuCle]

I wonder how many ppl got here after they read a top rated comment which suggested to remix this with some electronic music ...

[Fuzzyblankey]

@PauLuCle Deadmau5, Ghosts n Stuff....

[zulannie77]

anyone else get here cuz they were listening to deadmau5's "Ghostsn Stuff" 1st?

[RestInTwoPieces]

@zulannie77 Me (:

[PhazexMaximum]

@zulannie77 hehe mm

[wtfomgstudios]

Quit now and

CAAAYYYYKK

will be served immediatly!

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out.

AMAZING! You, SUBJECT NAME HERE must be the pride of SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE!

[Luzzu17]

I learned the speechs by heart. :D

[XxvampirexX11]

this is weird listening to while CaramellDansen Techno Remix

[Tigertylar105]

Apeture Science, a safe and healthy work space

5000 degrees kelvin plays

[insaninater]

such a soothing voice

[Shadowfire02]

Best played with this > Techno Mix/Handsup (By BassStylerz). :D

[AxelleVIII]

@jamiedodge1 you're welcome, it sounds quite right indeed XD

[AxelleVIII]

@jamiedodge1 I asked my brother who speaks a little spanish. he said that she probably said "Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias" which should mean something like "please refrain from failing. Many thanks, from failing, thanks" O.o

[blakscull]

@AxelleVIII Im mexican so i know... alot of spanish... it says "Porfavor por donde vaya muchas gracias jbhsidga" which would be "Please where you go thank you very much" in spanish i think they tried to say "Porfavor MIRE por donde vaya muchas gracias" but they missed the "MIRE" so with this this i think the end result would be "Please watch where you go. thank you" or "Please watch your steps, thank you"

[AxelleVIII]

@blakscull uh, okay, I don't have any spanish knowledge, and if you're mexican I guess you know quite well ;)

also, what my brother translated sounded right, so I didn't bother too much. anyway, thank you for the info ^^

[DickTaMs]

@AxelleVIII No, ur all wrong xD, it says : "Please Gordon.. let it ok thank you BZZZ" , Gordon is name of HalfLife1 and 2 .

[DickTaMs]

@AxelleVIII No, u r all wrong GlaDos told to Chell (our character) : "Please Gordon let it ok thank you BZZZ" or in spanish " porfavor Gordon deja ya muchas gracias BZZZ"

[AxelleVIII]

@DickTaMs I guess we'll never know for sure ^^"

[DickTaMs]

@blakscull lol parece q no t sirvio ser mexicano xD , no dice por donde sino Gordon deja ya... , Gordon el nombre del personaje de HalfLife

[blakscull]

@DickTaMs No, dice "Por favor POR DONDE vaya muchas gracias blablablaghf", se puede saber que dice por donde por que hay una separacion entre por y donde, si dijiera gordon diria "gor donde vaya muchas gracias asdasd" lo que no tiene sentido asi que por logica es POR DONDE, y creo que aqui todos sabemos quien es Gordon... Portal venia con la Orange Box, y si lo compraste por Steam dudo que tampoco no supieran quien es Gordon.

[AxelleVIII]

@jamiedodge1 what I can hear is "por favor Bordon dei fallor muchas gracias dei fallor gracias" it's surely spanish, but I don't think I wrote it correctly and I have no idea what it means XD

[MinecraftersJC]

Well done android, you are reminded that, android hell, is a real place, and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance.

[fallenmutt13]

5:55

Weeeeeeeeee!

[HyperNessie]

LOL at 1:03

[TheLueii]

The cake is a lie!

[pongboy1100]

Oh i didn't know that Microsoft Sam was married :D

[AngelBiLove]

glados runs on windows

[yokohallow]

"speedy thing gos in speedy thing gos out"

[rushiano159]

@yokohallow That's what she said.

[Wolfantom]

look up Shodan from System Shock.

...Shes like Glados... except a psychopath...

[AnimeFanADDICT]

@Wolfantom Aren't they both psychopaths?

[MaskedDominon]

@Wolfantom Because GLaDOS wasn't a psychopath. XD

[maddielue28]

@Wolfantom GLaDOS tried to kill you and make you murder your own friend and killed everyone when there was still people working at the enrichment center, and did it all on purpose.

Totally not a psychopath.

[Wolfantom]

@maddielue28 Shodan is more... upfront psychopath... 

[iloveu3201]

:D

[deadlz]

i loves you companion cube i love you..........did she say spongebath?

[thot4]

@alupihan DDUBBBBBBBSTEPPP

[oxGoldenChaosxo]

@alupihan It goes really well with Genesis by Justice. xD

[bullseye2597]

@alupihan

You sir, are a genius

[Jorjeca]

@alupihan LOL

[Swimmisan]

@alupihan Thank you for this.

[manof1000voices]

@alupihan okay, I did it with your vid, and at one of the parts that were just chords and no beats, glados said 'you did very well' and I came..

[MrHardstylehero]

@alupihan deadmau5 !!!

[Scheep194]

@alupihan Epic. Win.

[MrWarenia]

@alupihan Lol it's not techno.

[Swimmisan]

@alupihan It's all thanks to you:

watch?v=qWT9Yqx8rig

[pufixas]

@alupihan

AWESOMEEEE!!!!

[oioitrol]

@alupihan THIS , NICE ONE LOL!!!!!

[Vashflash]

@alupihan

Are you ... god?

[Leeroi132]

@alupihan you're a genius.

[discodude48]

@alupihan i fucking love you man that was beautiful beautiful music

[MrDeathThekid18]

@alupihan

fucking epic....

[MissNatapink]

Wonder what it's like when it's GlaDOS' birthday,think of all the cake!

[Ilynear]

shes got an even better voice than miku

[Emperage]

she is the only reason why im playing portal over and over :D

[Nave360]

Its funny. So many people do try to quit that "impossible" test chamber, and nothing happens :( I wanted cake!

[MrPrettyBoyLeo]

1500megawattapeturescienceheav­ydutysupercollidinsuperbutton?­

[vegetablescankill]

what the hell is this?

[JackChaseStudios]

@vegetablescankill Uhh, what do you think its even in the description. It's GLaDOS quotes from Portal.

[gnortznitz]

I totally figured out how to make Garageband simulate this voice. It's in my song "Artificial Empathy."

[Tseosilca]

Guys, at 6:25 which test chamber is it that I can get stuck in? Video anywhere?

[tintinytdj]

@Tseosilca The one with the companion cube. ( at the very end with the aperture science innocent harmless cube incenerator ) Not sure how though, but i managed to do it: the lil' chamber with the button. (maybe use the cube to force the door to stay open? (or the many cameras around?) and then go in there and remove the blocking objects?????!?!??!?! HINT HINT

[mrjkwww]

@Tseosilca you can do it in any chamber containig a aperture science weighted storage cube

[ThatGuyfromBrazil]

They say they used dialogue from Pschonauts to make her lines.

[Razorboy91]

That got to be the dummiest thing whoo whoo

[void735]

if i have an ai computer. i want gladis voice <3

[jbobrab]

I am so confused, i do not know what the last thing i should not do with the portal gun is. Is it not to open a portal on a human?

[Rolf476]

Hello, and (AGIN?) welcome to the aperture sicene...

[dlausactor6373]

26 people didn't get any cake.

[101Amethyst]

@dlausactor6373 its 27 now. well more for us - they probably fell in the incinerator anyway :-P

[cyclos12]

I nearly went mad listening only to this voice!

[historyboy666]

This reminds me of Stephen Hawking's speech synthesizer...

Glados is Stephen Hawking's female voice.

Cute yet sinister. ^_^

[Skinnydevil1995]

WHEEEEEEEEEE *bzzt*

[griffmstr835]

Ironically, euthanization is a way to end life painlessly, but GLaDOS states it is "remarkably painful".

[ILiveForCommenting]

@griffmstr835 That's because they do it differently at Aperture Science:

They basically chuck you into a pool of superheated liquid (possibly iron).

[bladepawthewolftuar]

ROFLMAO to whome it may consurm it sais funny stuff if you put transgribe auteo on LOOK AT IT you wont be disapointed :3

[1dra7]

@bladepawthewolftuar uuuuh....what did you just say {0}_{-} ???

[1dra7]

26 people couldn't beat glados. XD

[wiseman2131]

Cube: Hey, lady...I'm gonna stab you. I'm gonna bust out of here when the test is over, and cut your throat when you're asleep.

Just a heads up.

[CrazyandHyper]

*random quote from video*

[corleone75014]

26 persons are test subjects

[FlammingPuddles]

super colliding super button! :D

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

The euthanizing process is remarkably painful?!? Why would make it a painful process, GLaDOS?

[crewealexboy]

"Speady thing goes in Speady thing comes out

[TheSolBlader]

For all of those wondering what GLaDOS says in spanish, she says: please,for where it fails, thank you very much(really fast gibberish), thanks

[BlazeDeval]

i love how glados has an attitude it makes the game more creepy and fun XD

[MsSylviaBlue]

I love hearing GLaDOS's voice

[BreegullGamer]

"The Aperture Science "Bring your daughter to work day" is the best time to have her tested."

...For AIDS?

[crewealexboy]

@BreegullGamer probubly

[griffmstr835]

I would so rather have GLaDOS on my computer than Microsoft Anna

[Fish98030]

Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.

[commandplay]

I want a " 1500 megawatt aperature science heavy duty super colliding super button"

[bananaman40]

*quotes video to gets a thumbs up*

[HuskyVerbatim]

@bananaman40 Y'know, lampshading it doesn't make you not a douchebag.

[SydneySkittlez]

2:14

'Mind the Gaap'

[syoaran931]

The BEST qoute is "We were even going to throw a part for you. A big party were all your friends were invited to. we even invited your friend the companion cube. but ofcourse he couldnt come because YOU murdered HIM all your other friends couldnt come because you dont have ANY other Friends because of how unlikable you are. it says so right here in your personel file unlikable liked by no one a bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned SHALLNOTBEMOURNED thats exactly what it says

[binnieb20]

my favourite quote is 'im going to kill you and all the cake is gone'!!

[huuballawick]

G.L.a.D.O.S. = G.enetic L.ifeform a.nd D.isk O.perating S.ystem

[tails4ever]

where did you find these? I'm looking through my files and I can't find the sound files for the game >_<

[2muchspendtime]

Why anybody cant wrote the name of the GLaDOS as it should write?

[sciencoking]

Oh yes, sometimes I think I'm the only person on earth who can do it right, too...

[Tylervaughn1100]

@lockdown494 the companion cube dosent speak and dosent really have an intelligence anyway... its just a cube with a heart on it. but it becomes your friend and I LUV COMPANION CUBE but glados sings still alive

[DeltaA118]

we apologize that this test chamber is broken

[TheMeepmeepmeep]

I'm not going to sleep tonight :|

[UselessRambling]

"If you feel lightheaded from thirst, feel free to pass out." xD

[metakracko929]

0:33 he was talking in spanish

[TehLeek]

@metakracko929 She*

[VicViper001]

It looks like a few people missed the 'like' button!

[JhonFlynn]

"the aperture science energy pellet seen to the left of the chamber can, and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization, please be careful :D"

... wait... what did she sa-

[greatdrawer1234]

"speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

[mewrain]

@greatdrawer1234 I totally said this to myself over and over in room 15 when trying to get over the wall.

[cavegames]

This voice sounds just like Jason Derülo

[Worldofjon7]

I love how this game makes boxes and giant buttons sound interesting.

[naruto12mendiola]

I love glados voice so innocent yet evil, my top computer can't wait for portal 2. ^_^

[phosphorusable]

speedy thing goes in speedy thing comes out XD

[lolguy56]

WEEEEEEEEFJVIKEFSBLENVKLD

[Masqueradia]

"In Lamence terms, Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out." Lawl

[pokamonmaster1997]

@Masqueradia thats what she said ^.^

[Masqueradia]

@pokamonmaster1997

XDDD Of course she did.

[unkwonstudios]

You're Not Smart

Your'e Not A Scientist

You're Not A Doctor

You're Not Even A Fulltime Employee!

[linkfan570]

@unkwonstudios Where did your life go so wrong?

[SSXtrikE]

@unkwonstudios Where did your life go so wrong?

[DasMirkoLP]

The 24 persons who disliked this video didn't get a delicious cake!

Weeeeeeeeh can't tolerate something like that!