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  • The one about the coffee-holding panda is one of my favorite strips!

    Me after seeing this. -> :D

  • Panda: Sigh*

  • I promised myself, this is the last one I'll- OOH, LOOK, ANOTHER!!!

  • @CosmicShadowMari0 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!

  • i want a "choose your own drink" tap.

  • so how about that pigskin. how about that sport with the pigskin

  • meteor meteor meteor meteor! meteor!! meteor!!!

  • I do agree. A pudding faucet would be amazing.

  • meteor!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL we used to have a wine tap in the center of Belgrade in like 19th century, not anymore though...

  • metor... metor.. metor metor metor metor!

  • lolololol coffee holding panda

  • He forgot SODA!

  • god i wish i could have done that to a few of my bosses

  • hahahahaha he buys a panda ?! hahaah

  • pudding MMMMmmmm...

  • I loved how the panda sighed.

  • I was th inking about pandas and then one showed up in this video! haha

  • A pregnant panda would be very high in demand hence the large ammount of money he would need to get one. And pandas are also notoriously bad at reproducing.

  • dude, he cast meteor. I gotta try that sometime!

  • I love how the poor panda sighs like he gives up.

  • @elchafa she*

  • Toothpaste to thick; your are clearly not an engineer. All you need to do is pipe in in a water suspension then extract the water through a membrane before using a screw pump to dispense it. Assuming you don't care about the waste of both water and enegry (in cold weather the water would need to be heated with relay station if the distances are long).

  • I think we've all had a moment where a convenient meteor strike just doesn't happen.

  • toothpaste has such a high viscosity, it would be impossible. And it would solidify in any cold weather, in the pipes

  • @michaelraspberry LIES your just not thinking hard enough!

  • Let alone the insane amount of energy required to pump that stuff such distances.

  • i get the same thing with my boss.......

    (if something takes a day to do then it takes to much time for him... he has no patience what so ever and he has me working over time and week ends all the time... because he does not plan a head for things to be done during a normal working week....

    HE IS CRAZY! everyone at work agrees CRAZY!!!

    managment is a blight uppon society!

  • 2nd one illustrates how i feel about most of these cartoons

  • aahahaha! meteor! meteor! meteor! meteor!

  • i read the dilbert book journey to cubeville when i was younger and i still love it today :)

  • Was this a strip at one point in time? I remember reading the 'meteor' hitting the boss gag in a newspaper once.

  • these are all animated versions of strips. i have the panda one in a book

  • There is nothing I want more in life than a coffee-holding panda. Or perhaps the ability to telepathically summon meteors....

    God I love this comic.

  • Well I agree. I would love if the pudding company could pump pudding into my house. ^^

  • maybe he right about the toothpaste

  • i love these vids!

  • lol!

  • ...and don't even get me started about pudding!

  • HCBailly is the reason Im watching this! XD When he said meteor it started a chain in my tiny brain Meteor-Final Fantasy-Cloud-HCBailly-Im hungry,I want a sandwich

  • "Coffee holding panda" - tie a cup to it's head. PETA would be pissed!

  • Meteor, Meteor,meteor.....lol

  • Whats the deal with stuff, i mean come on people. Kerou rocks!

  • At least Dilbert's gotten closer than I've ever gotten-- I've been trying to make myself hallucinate things I think about for ages!

  • We need a separate tap for Coke, I totally agree.

  • @Nashy119 What KIND of "coke" ?

  • @Nashy119 Separate? You mean separate Coke from Heroin tap? I totally agree.

  • @Nashy119 My mothers friend had a diet coke tap in her kitchen. Apparently there was some equipment in her basement and the diet coke truck would stop by every month. Very strange. I'd hate having a coke tap in my house. I gain about six hundred pounds then it'd be spandex and hover rounds for me. Bleh.

  • @SapphireMist888

    But she had a diet coke tap, wouldnt that allow you guzzle coke at more generous rate?

  • @Nashy119

    okey that i think everyone would support

  • How did Dilbert get the Black Materia so that he could cast Meteor?

  • you saw HCBailly too? lol

  • HCBailly and Dilbert: two of my favorite things~

  • ditto :D

  • LMAO...Kool Vid

  • It's Black Mage from 8-bit theatre!

  • "Meteor, meteor, meteor, METEOR, METEOR!! BOOM!!" XD "Don't even get me started about PUDDING!"

  • yeah. That's what the video said mate.

    And then you repeated it for no reason at all.

  • Hah i saw that comic in a dilbert book :D

  • Level Up!

    str +4

    int +12

    end +7

    agil +6

  • software licence +3 years

  • they really should give free pudding through pipes!Just what this world needs!

  • PHB Uses: Wrap!

    Dilbert isn't sure how he is doing this...

  • LOL> That panda looked so depressed!

    ...what did he mean by the one that wasn't pregnant...hmmm.

    AHAHAHA

    meteor, meteor,meteor...*boss dies* Yeah i know others posted it but it's AWESOME!

  • I think the Pregnant part was a reference to the fact that Pandas are notoriously bad at reproducing. So if one were actually pregnant, it would be in high demand.

  • i think it was a joke but i could be wroung:|

  • @mahz6 Sounds like my girlfriend....

  • Imagine if the meteor thing actually worked...

  • lol meteor meteormeteormeteormeteorMETEOR­! *BOOM*

  • Hooray, another one made me laugh. This time quite lengthily, but not as strongly.

    Meteor, meteor, meteor, METEOR!

    Good stuff.

  • I love the coffee-holding panda!

  • DUDE THESE TOONS KICK BUTT!

  • I would like a network of coffee, milk, & half and half pipes to run right into my kitchen. THAT would be awesome.

  • The boss's voice and Dogbert's voice were better in the animated series TV show

  • I want a meteor spell too...

  • Dilbert cast Meteor.

    9999 damage to P.H.B.

  • HAH! XD

  • I would love to do that.

  • yeah why can't the toothpaste company do that?

  • there so many different kidns of toothpaste they cant have a pipe for all of them -.0

  • Not to mention what would happen if one were to spring a leak, all the wild animals would eat it then all of a sudden we have a ravenous forest full of animals with strong bright white teeth, it only be a matter of time before they attack.

  • ya lol

  • I think we're in serious need of a meteor either way.

  • your awsome at the cartoon at funny!

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