A pregnant panda would be very high in demand hence the large ammount of money he would need to get one. And pandas are also notoriously bad at reproducing.
Toothpaste to thick; your are clearly not an engineer. All you need to do is pipe in in a water suspension then extract the water through a membrane before using a screw pump to dispense it. Assuming you don't care about the waste of both water and enegry (in cold weather the water would need to be heated with relay station if the distances are long).
(if something takes a day to do then it takes to much time for him... he has no patience what so ever and he has me working over time and week ends all the time... because he does not plan a head for things to be done during a normal working week....
HCBailly is the reason Im watching this! XD When he said meteor it started a chain in my tiny brain Meteor-Final Fantasy-Cloud-HCBailly-Im hungry,I want a sandwich
@Nashy119 My mothers friend had a diet coke tap in her kitchen. Apparently there was some equipment in her basement and the diet coke truck would stop by every month. Very strange. I'd hate having a coke tap in my house. I gain about six hundred pounds then it'd be spandex and hover rounds for me. Bleh.
I think the Pregnant part was a reference to the fact that Pandas are notoriously bad at reproducing. So if one were actually pregnant, it would be in high demand.
Not to mention what would happen if one were to spring a leak, all the wild animals would eat it then all of a sudden we have a ravenous forest full of animals with strong bright white teeth, it only be a matter of time before they attack.
The one about the coffee-holding panda is one of my favorite strips!
Me after seeing this. -> :D
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I hate Dilbert,,,, does anyone here think that was funny at any level???
gotlos1 6 months ago
Panda: Sigh*
MrFlyguy124 7 months ago
I promised myself, this is the last one I'll- OOH, LOOK, ANOTHER!!!
CosmicShadowMari0 8 months ago 7
@CosmicShadowMari0 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MarbalTm 7 months ago
i want a "choose your own drink" tap.
pickles454 8 months ago
so how about that pigskin. how about that sport with the pigskin
ilovethevopo 9 months ago
meteor meteor meteor meteor! meteor!! meteor!!!
StrummingSparrow 9 months ago
I do agree. A pudding faucet would be amazing.
drmayo65 10 months ago
meteor!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cruelangel7 10 months ago
LOL we used to have a wine tap in the center of Belgrade in like 19th century, not anymore though...
mal1pr1nc 1 year ago
metor... metor.. metor metor metor metor!
zeanantwerp 1 year ago 5
lolololol coffee holding panda
passivesquid 1 year ago
He forgot SODA!
Boywhoflies 1 year ago
god i wish i could have done that to a few of my bosses
Unknownboi88 1 year ago
hahahahaha he buys a panda ?! hahaah
biffy725 1 year ago
pudding MMMMmmmm...
Zombiestewstudios 1 year ago
I loved how the panda sighed.
DrunkenGuyOncrack 1 year ago
I was th inking about pandas and then one showed up in this video! haha
Lizzy8997 1 year ago
A pregnant panda would be very high in demand hence the large ammount of money he would need to get one. And pandas are also notoriously bad at reproducing.
TheTrueFanpire 1 year ago
dude, he cast meteor. I gotta try that sometime!
Rougamaru 1 year ago
I love how the poor panda sighs like he gives up.
elchafa 1 year ago 4
@elchafa she*
skatekai 1 year ago
Toothpaste to thick; your are clearly not an engineer. All you need to do is pipe in in a water suspension then extract the water through a membrane before using a screw pump to dispense it. Assuming you don't care about the waste of both water and enegry (in cold weather the water would need to be heated with relay station if the distances are long).
gfiandy 1 year ago
I think we've all had a moment where a convenient meteor strike just doesn't happen.
Colonel774 2 years ago 6
toothpaste has such a high viscosity, it would be impossible. And it would solidify in any cold weather, in the pipes
michaelraspberry 2 years ago 2
@michaelraspberry LIES your just not thinking hard enough!
Mech1000 2 years ago 4
Let alone the insane amount of energy required to pump that stuff such distances.
bkishar 1 year ago
i get the same thing with my boss.......
(if something takes a day to do then it takes to much time for him... he has no patience what so ever and he has me working over time and week ends all the time... because he does not plan a head for things to be done during a normal working week....
HE IS CRAZY! everyone at work agrees CRAZY!!!
managment is a blight uppon society!
ZerqTM 2 years ago
2nd one illustrates how i feel about most of these cartoons
silverblue73 2 years ago
aahahaha! meteor! meteor! meteor! meteor!
sirjew 2 years ago 3
i read the dilbert book journey to cubeville when i was younger and i still love it today :)
pmckeown40 2 years ago
Was this a strip at one point in time? I remember reading the 'meteor' hitting the boss gag in a newspaper once.
AFTrash 2 years ago 2
these are all animated versions of strips. i have the panda one in a book
Velo110 2 years ago
There is nothing I want more in life than a coffee-holding panda. Or perhaps the ability to telepathically summon meteors....
God I love this comic.
Troppo 2 years ago 6
Well I agree. I would love if the pudding company could pump pudding into my house. ^^
MKIced 2 years ago 6
maybe he right about the toothpaste
ranasingh 2 years ago 10
i love these vids!
CharlieDaewok 2 years ago 5
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Their voice sucks, I prefer to read, or they should stop talking like real boring ppl. they should talk like family guy or simpsons.
Gutsyndicate 2 years ago
lol!
Redlin5 2 years ago
...and don't even get me started about pudding!
Tillmott 2 years ago 4
HCBailly is the reason Im watching this! XD When he said meteor it started a chain in my tiny brain Meteor-Final Fantasy-Cloud-HCBailly-Im hungry,I want a sandwich
livingshadow29 3 years ago 8
"Coffee holding panda" - tie a cup to it's head. PETA would be pissed!
b33133rice 3 years ago 6
Meteor, Meteor,meteor.....lol
10wuebc 3 years ago 8
Whats the deal with stuff, i mean come on people. Kerou rocks!
you2begin 3 years ago
At least Dilbert's gotten closer than I've ever gotten-- I've been trying to make myself hallucinate things I think about for ages!
AdamX222 3 years ago
We need a separate tap for Coke, I totally agree.
Nashy119 3 years ago 91
@Nashy119 What KIND of "coke" ?
tombkreeper3 1 year ago
@Nashy119 Separate? You mean separate Coke from Heroin tap? I totally agree.
Tjufta 11 months ago
@Nashy119 My mothers friend had a diet coke tap in her kitchen. Apparently there was some equipment in her basement and the diet coke truck would stop by every month. Very strange. I'd hate having a coke tap in my house. I gain about six hundred pounds then it'd be spandex and hover rounds for me. Bleh.
SapphireMist888 6 months ago
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But she had a diet coke tap, wouldnt that allow you guzzle coke at more generous rate?
can0mark 5 months ago
@Nashy119
okey that i think everyone would support
Greatdictator 2 months ago
How did Dilbert get the Black Materia so that he could cast Meteor?
ComradeSephiroth 3 years ago 9
you saw HCBailly too? lol
magicalkiwibird 3 years ago 9
HCBailly and Dilbert: two of my favorite things~
Toksyuryel 3 years ago 6
ditto :D
epsleon 3 years ago 4
LMAO...Kool Vid
CrazyInTheMix613 3 years ago
It's Black Mage from 8-bit theatre!
GuitarTechie 3 years ago
"Meteor, meteor, meteor, METEOR, METEOR!! BOOM!!" XD "Don't even get me started about PUDDING!"
CJAproductionsINC 3 years ago 5
yeah. That's what the video said mate.
And then you repeated it for no reason at all.
gilli39 3 years ago
Hah i saw that comic in a dilbert book :D
burningpig102 3 years ago
Level Up!
str +4
int +12
end +7
agil +6
Lovlykitten 3 years ago 3
software licence +3 years
JimmyBrus 3 years ago 4
they really should give free pudding through pipes!Just what this world needs!
ungiving 3 years ago 3
PHB Uses: Wrap!
Dilbert isn't sure how he is doing this...
Jaramo1 3 years ago 3
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hmm you seem to like RPGs(obvious statement)
lol
stillasp 3 years ago
LOL> That panda looked so depressed!
...what did he mean by the one that wasn't pregnant...hmmm.
AHAHAHA
meteor, meteor,meteor...*boss dies* Yeah i know others posted it but it's AWESOME!
onepersontwoperson 3 years ago 7
I think the Pregnant part was a reference to the fact that Pandas are notoriously bad at reproducing. So if one were actually pregnant, it would be in high demand.
mahz6 3 years ago 80
i think it was a joke but i could be wroung:|
peterandrewpatrickjo 3 years ago
@mahz6 Sounds like my girlfriend....
johncisney15 1 year ago
Imagine if the meteor thing actually worked...
AstroBoy55555 3 years ago 8
lol meteor meteormeteormeteormeteorMETEOR! *BOOM*
CronosGuy 3 years ago 6
Hooray, another one made me laugh. This time quite lengthily, but not as strongly.
Meteor, meteor, meteor, METEOR!
Good stuff.
Imadjinn 3 years ago 5
I love the coffee-holding panda!
Homfrog 3 years ago 5
DUDE THESE TOONS KICK BUTT!
NACHOBUSTER 3 years ago 7
I would like a network of coffee, milk, & half and half pipes to run right into my kitchen. THAT would be awesome.
800lbgorillainc 3 years ago 3
The boss's voice and Dogbert's voice were better in the animated series TV show
gelluper 3 years ago 6
I want a meteor spell too...
Nidonemo 3 years ago 4
Dilbert cast Meteor.
9999 damage to P.H.B.
herooftime1000 3 years ago 6
HAH! XD
Nidonemo 3 years ago
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PANDAS SHOULD NOT BE USED TO HOLD COFFEE MUGS! But other than that the cartoon was funny.
Harpoonerman 3 years ago
I would love to do that.
CarlosOnBroadcast 3 years ago 4
yeah why can't the toothpaste company do that?
shinjipu 3 years ago 4
there so many different kidns of toothpaste they cant have a pipe for all of them -.0
kionimomochi 3 years ago 4
Not to mention what would happen if one were to spring a leak, all the wild animals would eat it then all of a sudden we have a ravenous forest full of animals with strong bright white teeth, it only be a matter of time before they attack.
Stamid467 3 years ago 7
ya lol
kionimomochi 3 years ago
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If that's a serious question we are in serious need of a Meteor.
grazon 3 years ago
I think we're in serious need of a meteor either way.
qwAirGear 3 years ago 6
your awsome at the cartoon at funny!
riley441 3 years ago 2
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jpmoldero 3 years ago