hilarious yo momma jokes

[KELLER99100]

yo mama so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got STUCK lol

[cakebam]

yo mama so fat she uses the empire state building as a dildo.

[LaLakers243]

yo mama so fat when she does a push up she dont go up the world goes down

[reservedforshoupies]

yo mamas so fat when she went on the twin towers 9/11 happend

[8306mh]

yo mama so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie in the street!

[vennasbeach]

yo mamma is so fat when she was laying in the ocean columbus thought he found the new land

[TuffKat24]

Yo mama teeth are so yellow that when she saw her dentist he said i didn't no u got golden teeth lol

yo mam so fat that when she turns around its a brand new day

yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a T-Rex

yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress the kids yelled out koolaid

hahahahahahaah

[batmanfan0923]

yo mama iz so stupid that she put to quarters in her ear nd thought she was listing to 50 cent

[WyredOne]

Yo momma's so old, that when she went to high school there was no history!

[KillahkuyaA119]

my favorite part was 2:50

[multispyx]

yo mama so ugly when she go bunjee jumping they don't put no cord around her

her waist, they put the cord around her neck.

[Blade6310]

Retarded

[Laluna788]

the only funny part was how many dislikes he got xD

[XJemiStoresX]

You got these staright off the intenet! It's like you jut went down th line!

[tray20111]

you jokes are stupet

[capteeaw]

haha u r funnie

[Cortes2EZ]

who does know those jokes?

Plus there fucking corny!!!!!!!!!!!

[The0firestar0]

Yo so stupid at 1:30 you said PUT in alfabetical order not tryed.... GEEK!!

[committeesq]

Utah women. We're talking bout you. You know it.

[reptile304]

hilarious funny

[ERMgamer]

yo mama so fat she's fat

[Andy6forlife]

Get new jokes kid my little sister knows better shit than that and she's 4. 4man!!!!

[0216370]

you mamas so so stupid tht she poor salt down her pants to greet her new fresh crabs

[KirbyHighClassof2015]

Yo mama so hairy she only shaves when she needs a fur coat.....

[jeddybug101]

your mama so stupid she put a quator on the parkin meater and she whated for a gum ball come out

[hummerz911]

Your mommas so fat when she has a shower her feet dont get wet lol

[hellhole86]

Yo mama also said shut the fuck up

[MrRickyrock12]

These Jokes Are Lame

[1WINSTONLOVESBIRDS7]

a kid ur fucken jokes r stupid and u were reading them from a paper dum shit

[balgreya]

@1WINSTONLOVESBIRDS7 why did u go to see yo moma jokes anyway?

[12345HELLBLADE]

WOW I NEVER KNEW SOMEONE COULD BE SO BAD AT YO MAMA JOKES

[pwndforever]

Ur a fuckin fag come up with ur own

[hizzyethan97]

yo mamma so stupid she fucked yo daddy which lead to u

[hiddenhalo1]

lol i got one: yo momma so fat she falls of both sides of the bed

[Nedcone13]

hey its justin biber

[lpentis]

yo mama 's so stupid, she had you!!!!!!!!!!

[daBears2354100]

this guys sooooooooooooooo reterded he's reading yo momma jokes off paper

[Knowledge3440]

These are some good jokes.

[hotdawgcj]

yo mama so stupid, she had a child, who made yo mama jokes as crappy as these

[MichaelxxxFresh]

you took yur jokes from Your momma jokes by sidwell1993

[VeronicaLett]

U sound so cute!!!! XD

[JPLOLVIDS2]

i bet you wrote this down

[microsoft263]

fuck off bitch you suck my ball you gaylord gaylord gaylord gaylord gaylord gaylord

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[bond1811]

Go packers!!!!!!!!

[MoldyMooseTeeth]

Your mom is so smart, she disliked her son's video.

[SKILL3DKRONIKZ]

your so stupid you made this veideo

[Jonnyskyman]

Yo momma so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

[DanielFortesquieu]

@Jonnyskyman Way to steal that one jackass

[chriszorb]

You mamma so dumb that she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death.

[Feral4lyfe]

@CherThinksPink TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[princesswes1]

lame :P

[UkeJuice]

the gays thing ever



[cocothedoggy]

what?

[pmmotionpictures]

This sucks

[cocothedoggy]

i know, rite?

[TheAbuayyash]

wtf



[bestmomeverful]

he sounds like a nerd / faget and only two of them r good

[christmasmom09]

stupidddd

[redninja1117]

your mama is like a shotgun one cock and she blows your mama is like a TV only takes a three year old to turn her on your mama like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet.

[redninja1117]

your pathetic these jokes are gay grow up and get new jokes

[RockBoy465]

stop eating ur mich

[TheOnlyWill1117]

--YO momma so dumb she walked in WalGreens and said ~These walls aint green~--

--yo momma so ugly she went outside in a coat adn got arrested 4 indicent exposure--

[PizzaNuggetz]

Nice copied Yo Momma jokes

Here's one that I made: Yo momma so fat I ran around her and got lost

[MADDAWG9898]

she filled out a servey??? WTF?

[MADDAWG9898]

yo mommas so stupid she gave you birth yo mommas so old when she was in school,there was no history ,yo mommas so fat when she queefs she causes global warming yo mommas such a whore your birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory yo mommas so fat when she goes skinny dipping we call it chunkin dunkin yo mommas so fat when she was at birth she tore half of yur grammasbody off yo mommas teeth are so yellow when god said let there be light he asked her to smile BITCH!!

[doughnutsandbagelz]

yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke

[monkeyguyman1]

Yo mama's so dumb she gave birth to you. DUMB ASS & YEAR OLD!!!

[crissyrox123]

omg lol so funny when i saw this i started laughing and kinda crying

[zdogdrummer14]

yo mamma is like a hockey player, she changes her pads every period

[BubbaaGB]

You are so fat at 1:19 you decided to start eating your mic!

[overjoyed331]

@BubbaaGB Lol!

[Riotgirl105]

yo mama is so hairy that you almost died from rug burn

[lilwynefan98]

yo mama so fat nationwide cant get on her side

yo mama so black sprinkle a little salt on her shell match the universe ( not ment to afind black people expect his mom)

and its yo mama so stupid she tryed to put m&m in order

yo mama so stupid she was going to disny world and she saw a sign that said disny world left so she went home

yo mama so poor she was kicking a can down the street and people asked what shewas doing and she said moving

yo mama so old she has a autografed bible

[cjegermanis]

yo mamma is so hairy... wen u were born, u got rugburn

[5545britt]

yo mama so fat she,s on both sides of the family

[DONmaniac4]

your a fucking hoe

[PokeManiac330]

Heres one " Yo mamma so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said 'I got the power!'"

[andweallgoboom]

"when your momma goes to a resturant she look's at the menu and says ok"

lolwut?

[TheJdrizle]

heres an actual good one, ok "yo mamas like a vaccum cleaner she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet

[DoctorReichard]

@TheJdrizle or she is like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

[airsoftmarxman]

these were pretty good and u guys know it

[NEXTGENCRAFTING]

@airsoftmarxman not realy

[airsoftmarxman]

@NEXTGENCRAFTING not all of them but some were

[moneymony100]

CUMMON ! IM TRYN TO LAUGH A LIL.. WTF?

[loviiiiful]

Be nice jerks gosh he just wanted to tell u guys jokes

[AznFrieRice]

Homo...

[hateronhater]

your a fail beacause u started with ur mamm so old and the pic u have is urmama is ugly u are afail kid a fail

[drakesta95]

yea na u r so shit that me make me puke

[topher9111]

ur so stupid make make all mentally retard people feel like albert einstein

[jakeisnotgay1]

you are so dumb, i turned this shit off after two fucking seconds you high pitched cocksucking queen. go fuck yourself and crawl into a hole and DIE. EAT SHIT YOU DUMB ASS LITTLE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRedEyeGamer]

@jakeisnotgay1 not that im defending him, im guessing you took more than 2 seconds to write this...so how did u turn it off?

[RockIsMyLife2011]

uh this is hilarrious?

[xxxXHUGXxxx]

Locked*

[xxxXHUGXxxx]

Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on a scale. Yo mama is so stupid she got looked in the matrice warehouse store and sleeped on the grown. Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror and it exploded. Yo mama is so ugly when bob the builder looked at her, he said "DAM, I CAN'T FIX THAT!" Yo mama is so fat that Dora can't explore here. Yo mama is so ugly, she has one toe and one knee and they call her tony.

[CherThinksPink]

yo mama's so dumb, she let her 8 year old get a youtube channel.

[MrJaws123292]

@CherThinksPink lmfao

[icecreamcupcake1]

@CherThinksPink is that by any chance justin biber

[OhYeah201]

yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit........... more like wii cant fit into anything

[megan38297]

man the guy that is talking is like 5yrs old!!!! stupid! i kno all of dem jokes!

[FLOGxNation]

fuck u steelers are better the resson they lost is becuase pakers hade luky socks

[1Xgeneration]

Yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it sated error

[xoxoRobbynxoxo]

oh oh hey i got one ur momma soo dumb she watched this

[beautiful200920]

@xoxoRobbynxoxo oooooooooweee that crazy lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )

[ivGunnz0]

Yo mama so dumb she sat on her tv and watched her couch

[rosiebabes100]

Yo mamma's so fat tht the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

[Alexshowify]

old.............

[evilbunny1011]

YOU SUCK! QUIT QUIT QUIT SHUT UP!

[Jose10Gio25]

thisz foo lauqhsz at hisz own jokes haha thatsz the only thinq that made me lauqh

[Lalabubbles100]

he sounds like a tween

[oreofireboy]

Your mamma so fat her belly button gets home 15 min before she does

[juliank117]

stop useing paper

[Shortness32]

yo mama is soo fat she slipped on a banana no one laughed but the ground was cracking up

[lazylew223]

yo mama's so dumb that when she got locken in tesco's she starved

[ASSINATOR500]

ur mums like a shotgun one cock and she blows

[808xmen]

dam thats funny

[MrTahriq21]

fuck dem ugl

[Pinoypride2000]

Ur momma so stupid she made these yo mama jokes

[kaossanchez]

Ur mom so ugly that bob the builder said we can't fix bitch

[kingdommaster44]

u sound so gay u lil kid



[corman1999]

Your mom is so fat she is like a big Mac  Filled with fatness and worth a dollar

[luckyle11]

omg these are old



[adamcoolcat2468]

i heard rattiling paper in the back round did some one get these jokes off the internet?

[bray671]

your fucking stupid

[musiclover21ism]

dis shit is fxckin stupid!!!

[jmonkey75]

stop stealing peoples jokes you fucking faggot



[jmonkey75]

stop stealing peoples jokes you fucking faggot

[kisame8188]

you suk



[Xluis1222X]

Yo mama so stupid she used the highway as a slip n slide

[ecam0816]

Your mom is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

[Genjotowa]

...not funny

[cuttz03]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOOOO hhahahahaha this kid only made me laugh cuz he laughed at his own jokes

[jalenthefunnyboy434]

*cough cough* sucks

[homecide9000]

yo mama is so fat her favorite ice cream is hogging these fucking nuts

[Burninator777]

yo momma so stupid she had you

[simsloveryumyum]

your mother is so fat, when she jumps in mid air she gets stuck.

[GamingCentralToday]

ur retared

[MrEvilguy27]

u retard

[srproductions123]

if i had a dollar for every views you guys gave me, i could buy a lamborghini

[DrVinny654]

@srproductions123 um no shit sorlock you could proballt buy 2

[robloxperson3982]

@srproductions123 if i had a quarter you make a bad joke, i could buy another house!!

[RicanX5]

.............puberty..........­.

[dandewalt63]

u took mny lokkokkoklo

[bubbads11]

fuck u bitch ass niga

[MegaHarrison57]

yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the water in japan she caused the tsunami

[RandomNumber56]

Yo mama so ugly she make you look pretty

Yo mama so nasty she has to pour water down her pants for her crabs

Yo mama so fat when she met the whales at the zoo all the whales started singing "we are family! even though youre bigger then me!"

[Darkdreams401]

these jokes are so gay my mom felt offended that ur jokes suk so much ass

[YTesko1r2d229]

1you won the ugly contest and your mom got jealous.

2your momma so stupid when she arrived at mcdonalds(she hasnt got out of the car) that was when she put on her seatbelt

3 your momma so fat she got a parking ticket for being mistaken as a car

4your momma so smart she can make creative "yo son/daughter" jokes

5your momma so fat she ate the whole universe

6your momma so fat after she ate everything in the universe she started eating herself

7your momma so ugly she dont need makeup at a contest

[MrTONYJH99]

Yo momma's so fat she got bapitiesed at sea world

[MrTONYJH99]

Yo momma so dumb she made u

[jordow1998]

I agree

[cabriogirllp]

This whole routine is stolen. Just sayin'.

[PaulyP147]

yo momma so stupid when she put a quarter in a parking meter she waited for a gumball to fall out

[noahqweboy]

your mama is so stupid she slipped on a dry surface. your mama is so oold that her social security number was 1. Your mama breath stinks so bad that the Government wanted to use her as a sercret weapon

[HAWAIIANPEOPLES]

yo mamas so fat, she woulda been on the cast of ET but when she rode a bike across the moon, it caused a total eclipse

[taydfreese]

Your moms so stupid she talks like u

[dabears625]

yo mamas so ugly she goes to a ugly contest and they say no professinals

[dabears625]

flipping pages

[FoRs4K3nNinja]

yo mamas like dunkin donuts full of white cream and only 2.99

[daroogen69]

your mama is so fat and drunk that when she fell on the ground and cracked it she tried to smoke it

[SWAGNINJA666]

so gay i can hear u flipping pages

[hellogoodmornin02]

gay



[MegaCoolguy187]

this video sucks,put more emotion into it

[fuzzyrats12]

yo mamma so dumb that after she watched go diego go, she went to the zoo and tried to talk to animals in spanish! i know it sucks. i made it up as i went along.

[formulaplus536]

yo mamas so ugly when she put her head out of the sunroof the cops aressted her for mooning

[tysk8rboy99]

yo mama so fat when i told her i had a new grill she started pulling stakes out her pocket.

[MrTonymilano]

yo mama so dumd she had u

[Snipa0819]

yo mamas so dumb she let the bitch talking in the video make fun of her

[FreeRealmsHotCam]

Those Jokes Are Gay.

[4ustin04]

yo mam so ugly she entered a ugly contest and they said no pros

[superman7268]

ur laugh is hot

[Jasmine99951]

u kinda sound like jb

[CrazyChinaChick]

wow u suck and your voice looks like u don't wanna do this.and u are laughing by yourself

[Mrfrostedmage]

@CrazyChinaChick what does a voice look like? lmao fucktard

[alice31423]

@CrazyChinaChick What the hell is a voice supposed to look like and o great jokes