Human Vs Firecracker

[TheRidiculousJokes]

RIP headphone user

[rockmuzik23]

brings good fortune? looks like it brings bad fortune as soon as u make the decision to be the volunteer and wouldnt it be hilarious if the leaves he was holding to protect himself caught on fire?

[laksemann]

Jävla reklamhelvete! Blir så jävla förbannad när jag måste genomlida en massa satans reklam i varenda jävla Youtube-video! Perkele...!

[DJwarproductions1]

wWhat if someone took out a Minigun with Tracers and yelled "GGGGGAAATTLLLIIINNNGGG GGGUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[omgKillparadise]

why dont u just get shot like 700 times?

[darkshrimp531]

Chuck norris's cusin yay

[moataims]

The problem about this is... if your once on this wagon and they start throwing the firecrackers on you... there is nearly no way out, becauso no one would hear you screaming... so, think twice before being the bunch holder haha

[mekoball1]

They obviously don't care about the environment

[mrvideogamevideos]

@mekoball1 Or oral health. Look at this guy's teeth! 1:06

[crazymike44]

@mekoball1 Well no kidding! It's China For crying out loud.... The only country that gets blamed for environment abuse is the U.S. Yet the U.S. is doing a lot and has been doing a lot for a long time to reduce emissions and environment problems.

But no!!! You never, ever hear about China!

[rsftwhehe]

this is just plain idiotic

[PimpmyNuggets]

Wouldn't be so lucky if someone threw a nuke

[JstMyLck666]

i have a video that is me without a shirt on with 100 blackcats strpapped to my chet :) its on my profile, if ou dont believe im actually that stupid, then go check it out!!

[cherocheri]

ow.

[RN4fostercare]

"Injuries are common during this ritual" - how unbelievable.

He will need more wealth, to pay for all his injuries.

[warriorfandude]

the more they blow up the better the medical insurance

[The1FastGP]

" it is believd to bring good fortune"

it better bring good fortune cuz damn!

[inspiralroses]

Yeah, Johnny Lydon on Speed!!!

[thetomvin]

just an emo

[RawrIchiban]

suicide bomber training :D

[Lycon721995]

thums up if u could sortay smell the smoke

[Jh112196]

@Lycon721995 sortay? really? and no, i could never imagine smelling the smoke.

[pjensen1123]

has anybody noticed all these videos are foreign countries. America's fat-ass's, but their dumb-ass's

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@pjensen1123

That ain't foreign. That's Asia. Particularly China. Wish I was living there. Booming economy and all that. Plus, it's gerontophile heaven there, what with all the hobos.

[foxboy667]

wang cheng has beautifual teeth :)

1:00

[wesnable]

"Injuries are fairly common in the event."

[Bluesfan123able]

dumb asses

[Paria53]

I think he's wearing a shamwow under his hat at 0:38

[guyver916]

i can haz black ops now

[LadBoJangle]

hello

[dylsk84life1]

chuck norris lets ppl drop bombs on his ass 

[w00t3rpl3x3r]

NOW THIS

IS A TRUE SPARTAN.

[Bustersword07]

now please tell me....is he any wealthier? The only effect that this ritual will have on you is the COMPLETE LOSS OF HEARING!

[inspiralroses]

@Bustersword07 Not hearing, not hearing, don't be afraid, only did he lose I I I giu giu his balls!!

[InfectedMine]

Good fortune my ass,

[ Insert stupid pun here ]

[Kanomuka]

"The ritual is believed to bring good fortune."

Looks to me like it brings burns.

[shashoni109]

So, they're worshiping a false god.

[CHONYDIA]

pollution!! u_U

[SeilWeiss]

"The ritual is believed to bring good fortune."

Dude, they're throwing FIRECRACKERS at him.

[ZombieExoHunter]

0:01 it looks like they are getting ready for the iraq war lol

[spyroglitcher]

chinese man....always comn up with crazy shit

[shashoni109]

@spyroglitcher Still 10 levels under japan.

[720moorhsum]

i wonder if he can hear at all

[VampireBoiKira629]

that dude has balls...i want to try that now >:D

[patrickledford420]

why is it that the rituals that somehow are thought to bring good fortune are so fucking painful?

[nettobin]

ZE LEAVES THEY DO NOTHING

[Santaclausemikey]

"...help me to be reborn through fire..."

[MaxBlight]

and to think in the old ages, this were considered weapons of mass-destruction....

I guess, now we know, master chief still lives on their hearts

[Tattas999]

I would wear a heavy suit made of thick leaves.

[flamegod7]

Well, if your willing to die then I guess it's ok...

[MrAbrman]

Well there are three types of fireworks over here, 1st group is for everyone 2nd is for 15+years old (i think), and 3rd is for people who had these classes where they show you everthing about fireworks,.. however the seller want to get rid of then ASAP cause of the winter session and sell even if it's ilegal xD

[MrAbrman]

I live in slovakia =)

[TheSunmanho]

Taiwan = shitty traitors.

Mainland China will absorb you in a few years. You will surrender.

[MrAbrman]

WEAK FIREWORKS, fireworks they sell over here can rip your hand if held while exploding

[1123random1123]

LOLOL thats fucking hilarious... they are all deaf now

[inspiralroses]

The more they are bombarded the more prosperous they are? And what about their balls? Does prosperous mean fertile? I wouldn't give a bet on that...

[verzeda]

@inspiralroses

more like preposterous lol

[inspiralroses]

that's a cool one, ya get 100 points out of 100, hahaha, cool, like the swedish cook in muppets show, thanx for answer.

[inspiralroses]

Anyone got the name of the band giving the musical background to that orgy?

[megasideswipe]

what if someone threw a grenade

[tigereye1011]

@megasideswipe then bruno mars will save him!

[CNFstudios]

@megasideswipe they should put bruno mars though this then XD hed just catch it like it was nothing.

[TheReviewScientist]

@megasideswipe than they would think that it was one nasty firecracker.

[42Osublime42O]

@megasideswipe you don't understand cause i'd catch a grenade for ya!

[pandapetrouleumjelly]

I'd catch a grenade for ya! Awww yeahh!

[TheMagewar8]

@megasideswipe Well if someone threw a grenade you would be screwed :D

[TheSuperBrett]

I would block all of them with the leaves

[goeetfuk]

lol stupid taiwan dipshits

[antiswattt2]

haha thank you people for throwing low explosives packed in container on my already flat face, the new shape may hopefully please me thank you!

[9056666]

(injuries are fairly common at the event)

no shit!!!

[Biomilch2]

omg this is so stupid !

[Lord0fSteel]

Wow thats pretty stupid

[04mannixk]

why the fuck are asians soo fucking stupid

[hydralisk100]

oh don't worry, we didn't do as much as a majority of americans have.

[inspiralroses]

Yeah, right in the kisser, man. pumpum.

[SuperWackawacka]

DAM JAP

[robotcrab]

Hahahaha idiot !

[JoJ3Li]

Im gona reborn my slef by being on my computter for 10 years beacose it pleases me

[d88man]

@JoJ3Li Actually you should "reborn" yourself by going to school....

[13eddiie13]

@JoJ3Li dam your english sucks!

[JoJ3Li]

@13eddiie13 Damn*

[13eddiie13]

@JoJ3Li Dam. its shorter and it makes sense

[JoJ3Li]

@13eddiie13 Dams block water from flowing...

[13eddiie13]

@JoJ3Li its still understandable

[JoJ3Li]

@13eddiie13 Yeah but it sounds stupid..?

[13eddiie13]

@JoJ3Li it sounds the same lmao! you really suck at english huh?

[JoJ3Li]

@13eddiie13 If you dont see a difference isnt then you who sucks at english?? And if it dosent matter as long as the text is understandable who did you start bitch about my text???

[13eddiie13]

@JoJ3Li there is no diffrence in text between ''damn'' and ''dam'' its a fucking silent N yourcomment on the other hand MADE NO FUCKING SENSE KID

[JoJ3Li]

@13eddiie13 Dam: "A dam is a barrier that impounds water or underground streams." (Wikipedia) What now mr. smarty pants?

[13eddiie13]

@JoJ3Li what your not understanding is your comment didnt make sense what so ever mine just had ONE mispelled word withc is still pronounced the same with or without the N so shh.

[JoJ3Li]

@13eddiie13 My comment does make sense so stfu and go get a life for your self friend

[13eddiie13]

@JoJ3Li yea thats why im not the only one who corrected you dumb ass

[supermoocow2]

@JoJ3Li maybe you should reborn yourself by learning how to spell, because it pleases everybody else

[JoJ3Li]

@supermoocow2 Keep on trolling my friend!

[BlackChrys]

These customs are awesome, why aren't we so awesome in Britain!

[coyotemojo]

@BlackChrys

Probably because most of Britain's history has been the systematic eradication of the native culture.

[hellohal3]

because maby some of them like there culture as it is?

[inspiralroses]

Ye are boy, ye are ...

[SOCerberus94]

asia is a strange place

[soccom8341576]

Wow, did he wear earplugs?

[sammeme]

no shit injuries are common!

[alexander255110]

ahahah

[UncheckedIrony]

save me leaves!

[TheKnightsofwar210]

Now that is a manly skill.

[8898sam]

My god the translation was so big you can't even see still imagine, does this guy can read muahahaha.

[tommern89]

What you have just written, made no sence to me :S

[Love2makeUcrazy]

Translation........"I can't hear shit"!!!!!!

[MyBrEatsCats]

nasty look at 1:06's teeth

[vickebooi]

it doesn't make sence.

[allnightdrinker]

wow the Thais are strange people

[authentic90]

haha if firecracker hits ur balls?

hahahahaha no women in this world wants u anymore

[silentk1ll]

That nice, but after firecracker hits ur balls u will not anjoy -.-

[xXItachiXx06]

"i've been through some rough life"

explains why he likes throw fire crackers at random ppl. lol..

[moeraps]

WEIRD PEOPLE

[arifcantshuffle]

bullshit.. people all over the world.. stop hurting yourself by doing this crap. you see some anctient dude did this along time just cause hes body is well mantained or what? fuck this shit.. stop hurting your body..

[kodi665]

bullshit they just wana thro firecrackers at people. i bet the pussies thowin them wouldnt take em. lol.

[DXJamo]

bet that hurt a little XD

[TheChurchofBoxxy]

whats with all this racism

[Blaqoon]

Get ready to feel some PAIN SUCKA! -Mr.T

[savingprivatryan]

I SO WANT TO DO THAT!

[donzerra]

poor Earth, see how big the smoke was?

[firerong97]

sladeschmidt stop being a racist, if people despise you, you would not like it.

[Hirmis]

this is how we celebrate every sunday.

[sladeschmidt]

I bet he's def

stupid 3rd world countries

[Tritaga]

PAAAAIINNNNN XD

[CPKSproductions]

lol

[whatanoob1222]

how can blowing your mam tits off with firecrackers bring good fortune?

[Runescapeguides110]

hahahah crazy

[XL1813]

That's some crazy shit xD.

[wd1000]

"The ritual is believed to bring good fortune". Yeah it's real good fortune when the firecrackers stop, you retards.

[PeridotDaggr]

It's called tradition.

[PeridotDaggr]

Ya, I can DEFINITELY tell if it's a joke if I just look at the text.

>_>

[dittouk]

How many trees did they have to chop down to make the paper for the health and safty at that event?

[soccerdude247]

Hahaha!

"Injuries are fairly common in the event."

No Shit!!

[TheRealityRocks]

@soccerdude247 ur mom XD XD

[QCpowarr]

ok everyone who see this video throw me a bunch of firecracker !! no im kidding :]

[LegitimateLegenD]

"see this burn spot right here? newyear, 2005

oh and this scar? newyear 2002"

[Cl0verLynx]

"see these strech marks? donuts, 2004"

[FREEoRIDE]

Ha Ha, nice one

[pennyslipknot87]

crazy people

[trentiepoo]

Asian Volunteer Fail.

[BIGZAP07]

good fortune...until one cracker hits ur nuts or slips through ur butt

[airsoftoverkills]

o man, u gave me bad images

[satanrulez666]

that's what i call

"blowing up someones mind"

^.^

[regdapimp06]

Shut up fag!!

[inspiralroses]

nope. it's more got to do with balls, believe me, hahaha ...

[Richardpwnr]

hmmmmm i wonder why they dont swallow it hmmmm :P

[Snoopii211]

Chinese are the most wackiest cunts ever:L

[anthony101derek]

i think it wouldent heart that much if you wore normal clothes

[azn6190]

I wanna see them throw grenades!

[dehoedergia]

i bet you dont :D if you really want, your a sick man.

[azn6190]

no, dude, i really do. and I'm not a man... I'm a kid

[VenoMk9]

Dude! That's just weird and DANGEROUS! Firecrakers are fun but not in that amount jeesh!

[Micsta1467]

it would suck to be a janitor on that day. look at all the shit they got to pick up

[BIGZAP07]

hahhaha

[Zippycunt]

Haha 'Injuries are fairly common at the event'

Inevitable, one would have thought.

[jfsoller]

Looks like a stunt from "Jackass".

[WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP]

fire crackers suck. now hand grenades, thats something i'd like to see!

[NotoriousShroom]

ha! it would blow his nipples off!

[WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP]

:D!

[KriegBoy]

AA!!

[kukubird31]

thats awesome! i

[WickdPerfekT]

AWESOME

[koevis]

lol i think Han Dan is a real pyromaniac, i like it

[M1sterHamilton]

You forgot the "dont try this at home part" :P

[olstar18]

Me and my cousins used to do something similar to this with bottle rockets and roman candles. Them things hurt when they hit you especially the big rockets.

[vort88]

stupid chinesse

[agosivazliyan]

Yeah! Chinese found gun powder but only found! nothing was changed within more than thousand year.

[lvl2saskue]

hmmmmmm getting to hurt people and get away with it not the smartest idea in the world but I LIKE IT

[MortallicA91]

The ritual is believed to bring some good burnings :)

[lejink]

fucking asians.. welth god?

why not torture some bears for their bile well ur at it!

[77isaacpismo77]

those rituals dont work they been smoking

[reynoldsnetwork]

well, I don't see where the ritual has worked! lol!

[2tallbrandon]

ah that isnt that bad. try catching a roman candle to the gut... crackers dont have much umph