A couple are having financial problems, so the husband says "I think you're going to have to start prostitution, it's the only way we're gonna live". He drives her out for the first day and then picks her up later on. He asks her "So how much did you make then?" she says "£100.50" he asks "Where'd the 50p come from?" She replies "All of them of course!"
You're not angry. Your accent is not fake.
I guess it counts tho.
Click3tyClick 1 year ago
You're not angry. Your accent is not fake.
I guess it counts tho.
Click3tyClick 1 year ago
Good job with the accent.
alaninnh 2 years ago
Well he is british
and there really is no such thing as a british accent
metalmaniacify 2 years ago
Great joke!
It's extra funny, cos lots of people don't get that 50p is to 1 pound what 50c is to 1 dollar ;)
isasoycuba 2 years ago
Ahhhaaa. I follow you on Dailybooth. I didn't expect to find you on Dan's channel. XD I was like, wait, when did I subscribe to him?
Fundippsoyeah 2 years ago
@Fundippsoyeah Awesome!! =]
CameronLeeCrowhurst 2 years ago
your joke was good, but your english accent sucks... jk Cameron, i know you are from England XD
ThatHonestBoy 2 years ago
You have pretty eyes(:
But I don't get the joke?..
MarieMurder1515 2 years ago
Not sure if I get it fully, but are you implying she had 201 clients?
jfs87 2 years ago 4
@Crabb90 Lol did I fail at my own accent?
Yeah I did kinda speak really fast. My bad.
A couple are having financial problems, so the husband says "I think you're going to have to start prostitution, it's the only way we're gonna live". He drives her out for the first day and then picks her up later on. He asks her "So how much did you make then?" she says "£100.50" he asks "Where'd the 50p come from?" She replies "All of them of course!"
CameronLeeCrowhurst 2 years ago
loved it! but maybe they should just drop the angry part altogether. no one seems to want to be angry....
pointyears777 2 years ago
I hate to be the one who doesn't get the joke, but... yeah.
monasconfidante 2 years ago 4
LOL!!
hypedragon 2 years ago
i didn't get it
yuri797979 2 years ago 3
I love these jokes, keep 'em coming!
Kluuz 2 years ago
Great Accent!
KongKilla94 2 years ago
Well, it helps that he's British. xD
Breepop 2 years ago
I Guess It Would LOL!
KongKilla94 2 years ago
@Breepop Yer xD I don't actually speak like this though. ;)
CameronLeeCrowhurst 2 years ago
LMAO
SabsyRina 2 years ago