Assassin's Creed Revelations Review: NOW WITH NOG

[MrVoltySquirrel]

Hehehe. Analmist.

[dtanobo]

I love desmond as a character! He's going to grow to an awesome character and has the smartass attitude of his voice actor nolan north

[tonertonki]

no offense but why does carnage review this game when he does not even know the story and terms in assassins creed revelations,,heck,he does not even know what an animus is.

[bassieenjoost]

i love this show!

[ProkoLokor]

So much hate for Desmond! If not Desmond Ubisoft wouldn't have came with Ezio storyline you know!

[akashminhas1]

its weird how carnage says all this random crap but in the end he turns out to make sense of it

[ddvs2012]

a story about gamefly HAHAHA

[lfz89]

Not sure how I ended up here from the Ocean Marketing vid, but I have to say this was actually a really good review! Got my sub.

[sgguitarguy101]

gamefly is US only right?

[jesseffm]

Just recently discovered your show and it's really cool!

Good idea and concept. Easily one of the most enjoyable game review stuff there is, far superior to most vids put out by major sites.

Sometimes the review itself is a little too short and lacks going a bit deeper, but nothing major.

This show in particular was funny but as a game review i prefer things to be on the topic and maybe even in-depth discussion over joking around.

This is not meant as negative but merely my preference.

[Gordonboy2]

Man, dude.  The story is one of my favorite part of the AC world!

I slightly disagree with your review.... Jus' cuz I think it's the total package.

They could've done without the tower defense, but that seemes like such a small aspect.

I, personally, would like to see some more fleshing out of the "sending your assassin's on diff. missions". Felt kind of like the old X-Com stuff. I liked that!!!

[cruzdt]

Thumbs up for putting energy into the energy mug. LOL about the phone call joke about programmers being assigned to the tower defense gameplay.

[andyofcomixinc]

I'm thinking that the "Overall" score is getting a little redundant. Is it an average? I don't like averages. I don't like maths. And also it doesn't make sense, How do you "average" a set of numbers that represent opinions? How do numbers represent opinions? Oh well. Maybe consider dropping "Overall"? It's just not entirely necessary.

[yahooeny]

Dude, you. Carnage. You two should do like Bytejacker-style skits. For reals

[newchallenger]

@yahooeny I would happily do this.

[stkarimo]

@newchallenger assassin creed brotherhood is more like 2.5 and assassin creed revelations is like 2.75

[suphomegirl352]

I was gonna get this but never mind :(

[BoboCarsi]

I just discovered this show after watching the last DTOID show. It looks great!

[newchallenger]

@BoboCarsi Awesome, welcome!

[SageCrowIey]

"It smells like Max Scoville." bahahahaha.

[xREVSx]

this show needs more subscribers!

[newchallenger]

@xREVSx Spread the word!

[Rentbuyskip]

Topware tape huh?

[falseprophecy]

Big fan of the series, but I was disappointed in Revelations. The templar lair/buying shops/assassin recruiting seemed to be there just because Brotherhood had it, but there wasn't really a story justification why Ezio, a foreigner, was given this much authority over the Ottoman Assassins or cared so much about local politics. Didn't care for den defense & bombs were pretty pointless. I love Ezio but he's done. Glad they're finally moving on.

[jkdeadite]

Why do you bitch so much, but give it a 4/5?

[newchallenger]

@jkdeadite The graphics and audio were perfect, the free running was the best the series has ever had, and it had the least amount of Desmond ever. I just hated the fractured gameplay and tacked on modes, but they were easy enough to avoid. I can also recognize that it's the best of the series, even though it's not a series I particularly love.

[elsewhereify]

Anthony, Jon Carnage ought to be your sidekick.

[newchallenger]

@elsewhereify He's taller and has a bigger audience. I think that makes me HIS sidekick.

[ThrashingBurton]

@newchallenger Yous should be co-kicks :D

[Mr4NiceOne]

funny guy

[BoykinMusic]

Yes. The Anal Mist. Haha great episode guys.

[DarkWartex]

chill bros unite !

[jsc3152007]

This is the best review of this game and series ever! As silly as this is I feel the same way and many good arguments and issues with this game and series. Over all this was fun and silly yet was spot on where the Assassins Creed series has gone.

[Fluffiess]

Silly man, its not assassinscreedception, its, tobusception!

[IsayanBros]

@ProgrammingTaco I like Den Defence

[kevin198071]

worst guest reviewer ever!

[newchallenger]

@kevin198071 Objection!

[deebsboy]

Are you going to do Q&A with Jon Carnage?

[deebsboy]

Not a fan of the AC series. Nevertheless, great review, and a very entertaining Andrew WK look alike.

[oblong15]

That was awesome, Carnage was perfect for breaking the gaming mood, and i saying in a totally awesome way. In the gaming part, Ass Creed looks like a good game but with too much things put together, i love Assassins Creed history and its franchise so will pick it up eventually. But, seriously, Carnage is awesome, and i want that maltnog!

[Uzydoesit]

When carnage announced on his show Anthony invited him to review a game, I knew I was in for something special.

Anyone who has ever watched Mash Tactics (Carnage and formerly Pico's show) would know not to realistically expect Carnage to stay coherent for long periods of time.

This was perfectly fine to me though - Anthony did the coherent part while Carnage was on his entertaining best.

I, for one, would like to see Anthony as a guest in Mash Tactics.

Lechayim!

[snakelalilulelo]

Carnage in HD.... best day EVER!

[AFalconPunch]

Desmonds awesome

[BongRiperson]

carnage the truth with lols

[BongRiperson]

!!!!!!

[BongRiperson]

CARRRRRRRRNAAAAAAAAAGEEEE

[esaedvik]

I got bored in AC2 also. Just so pointless missions, I love the free running aspecs and few of the mission types are fun. But alas, goodbye Ezio.

[esaedvik]

I first read the title "Now with Dog" with "y0 dawg - yes, this is dog" in my head :D

[newchallenger]

@ProgrammingTaco There were all these bomb crafting cabinets everywhere and I was just like "who are crafting all these bombs? WHO NEEDS THESE THINGS? Also: unsafe to keep lying around."

[tsujen]

ugh, this guy...

[PedrozaJonathan]

Man, I just dunno what to say... I'm laughing SO HARD hahaha...

But is true that the series is trying to be something that it can't be (tower defense, rpg).

[DTOID]

09:45 *vomit*

[SportsShowTV]

Its a meeeh ByteJacker

[MrGrave111]

well... your review: as good as always, carnage wasnt paying attention, you didnt talk about the game but good review

[newchallenger]

@MrGrave111 I think there was some game talk in there somewhere. Between the nog and the Nelly quotes. Squint a bit, you'll see it.

[Peter4101]

Yeah really cool..... Should have reviewed it without looking at another LPers channel. I think you know who i'm talking about.

[invalidatemyass]

that guy maybe needs to take a chill pill, and then talk about the game a bit. Otherwise fantastic as always Anthony

[newchallenger]

@invalidatemyass I think he's rad as hell.

[WingedDrant]

He is unique.

*shrugs shoulders*

[EpicnessInABox]

I think the problem with Assassin's Creed is that 1, they released it yearly like Call of Duty, which will blow out quickly (after making a gazillion dollars), 2, Instead of working on refining the gameplay they just throw betas out of new gametypes, which removes focus, and 3, the main character (demundasdas or something) was a poor character from the start, and they push him into the corner since they realize that but it is too late.. All that aside, great review, now go play Rayman Origins.

[RevolutionCybernetic]

I used to be first then i took aan arrow to the knee

[internecineTurbine]

@RevolutionCybernetic it was funny the 1st million times,now your shitting on a dead horse.

[babylonian]

@RevolutionCybernetic fuck you