Ode to the Con Barge

[baticua]

I was on stage with 7th heaven! dressed as BATMAN

[graeghost914]

yes no

[13sirius13snape]

OK I'm a female comic nerd and I am large in size... but I would never (even if I was skinny) wear those costums. I'm kinda conservative like that. Would people like myself still be con barges? I dress up in male costums ussually. Or lose fitting womens costums.

[kirby77DP77]

You know... I praise these people's self confidence, but there's some things we don't want to see.

No offense ladies. :)

Kirby

[Blazing1Productions2]

yes a fat women in a mini skirt and a small shirt

[OORah4life]

Shut out to the large ladies that think they are skinny.

[thedeadratt]

Do You Live In America?

[Enigm4TheMonkey]

Inappropriate costume? Not quite but I did wear a Spongebob costume to school a few weeks ago which I thought was quite good :-)

[trb4242]

the problem with weight is just that it is the sight of it that makes people mad.

I know. and your vids are cool thanks for making them.

[austineivins]

boob costume!

[bex115]

you are a huge dork...love it

[JamieG17]

@BobBambusle I fail to see why it's any of your business what someone weighs. There probably are people who are fatter than is the healthiest for them, but that's not my place - or yours - to judge.

[Warriorwolf1114]

2:47 Hmmm, lovely. I think I'll throw out my sandwich now....

[dtac0615]

aww *sad face* I like oatmeal raisin cookies, I ate 1 yesterday and today I ate frosted animal cookies :D yum! but I am surprisingly not overweight. I know 'lucky'

[harakirinosaru]

I saw a girl in one of those slutty policewoman costume in the stairwell once, and a couple days ago three girls in several-sizes-too-small hooters uniforms knocked on my door. It was awesome and hilarious at the same time.

[TheTwitchShow]

10 people don't like Smorks Kazoos

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

@TheTwitchShow or was reminded of there weight.

[reptile411]

Those who are my face book friend already know all about my costume at our annual party last weekend lol. We shale never speak of this.

[SomeOne1121]

Man you got boring and generic after your Halo-days. 

[stillonline100]

i dont like oatmeal raisin cookies either, they taste of bad grandmother cooking...

[banshee46]

I'm trying to figure out why chubby women in skimpy outfits is somehow a *bad* thing.

[Halofest117]

I'm 20 pounds underweight, I am very easy to pik up, I'm a boy and I'm so light girls give me piggyback rides but I like piggyback rides... bet you thought that was awkward.

[zwatcher]

wow, and i though black holes sucked worst then anything in the universe

i was wrong

[qasl1234]

A friend of mine is going to be a retired Hooters girl. He posted his pic on facebook. He has huge bags under his eyes and tits coming out the bottom of his shirt.

[GoodReadins]

You've done Elvis before, haven't you?? Love that!!!

[nlafferty]

who cares if people say your overweight...your still freakin hot!

[SeniorJunior97]

lol.. doctorwho figure in the background :D

[kikarooney3]

In the Back ground do i see Red Dead Redemption on the PS3

[subchan]

I don't like them either. lol.

[TheDarkRane]

I'm ten pounds under weight :(

[sukkermaur]

You look a bit like Sylar in Heroes .. :]

[ReaLSoLiDuS]

On the topic of costumes i once wore a morphsuit with my arse cut out!

[alfierulz]

2:17 Epic moment

[DamienDraiman]

I was called a Fat John Cena one halloween.

I work in pediatrics so if we dress up for Halloween, it has to be of what Children love so I decided to be John Cena and I was called a fat John Cena by little kid. I was sad.

[hobo8675309]

a dildo isnt inappropriate, is it? its more appropriate than a ghost...

[Xiakoda]

What kind of camera do you use? :O

[Qtpi4]

when i was six i got a bunny costume which was pretty much a cloth bikini with a ball of fluff attatched to it with matching ears. i was too young to see anything wrong with it so i wore it every chance i could until i was about seven and a half!!!!!

[gaarasbabe2000]

@Qtpi4 yeah, i saw that costume at wal-mart and told my friend who i was with that when i have kids, i'll never let them wear something like that.

[Gondorian9]

Of course I have seen people in inappropriate costumes. Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress slutty.

[Weirdestrockerever]

@Gondorian9 Sexist much?!

[Gondorian9]

@Weirdestrockerever No. I have just noticed girls being sluts on Halloween, but I guess guys are entitled to also. Sorry to be offense. :)

I am a girl, btw.

[SHABAM789]

XDD calling batman to fat for his costume? Well if you consider muscle, fat...

[Adam0209M]

haha your a legend!

[GoodReadins]

your songs on DVD?

[JERice7]

Great Elvis!

[mesaj2000]

WHAT!!!!!!!

i love oatmeat raisin

[guitarfreakjex]

Inappropriate costume? I think that covers (or doesn't, rather) at least 75% of the girls in my school. :P

[mattetiderman]

I can't take wrong on a v for vendetta mask.

[MikeOfKorea]

I went to the Baptist church Halloween party dressed as a priest. I thought it was hilarious, but the youth leaders made sure to leave me out of the festivities (and costume judging!) I should have stuck with the sheet and two eyes cut out.

[umm36]

i want to say yes... but i'd be lying :(

[shugo299]

i couldnt click it

[bloodytears2006]

Yeah when I was younger I went as catholic vampire school in very short skirt and then slipped down the stairs and flashed all my friends in ruffle underwear so I more careful what I wear for halloween

[RockEJ1]

ur volgs rock man and ur parodies to keep it up man :)

[thommmiey]

How come the up next video was titled RickRoll'd ?

[TheBloodEmperor]

Huzzah for the guy fawkes mask in the background!!

V for Vendetta fan?

[odinthreat]

@TheBloodEmperor he IS V!

[graeghost914]

yes no



[DementedJuggalette]

umm im gonna say that any "Sexy Nun" or "Sexy Priest" outfit is just...WRONG. this may be the latent Catholic coming out but its just......wrooong

[29TicKLe]

@DementedJuggalette i totally agree. 'pregnant nun' is one thing (i actually think it's very funny, and i'm catholic myself)but 'sexy nun" is, as u said, WRONG.

[webzilla1]

OMG I told you not to forget my birthday and then you forget my birthday...but you remember Carrie Fishers.... :'(

[CastielsLoveMonkey]

I was at a Hallowe'en party the other day and saw a (rather overweight) girl in just a bra and thong - not a pleasant sight!

[coreyschannel1995]

the song is remarkably similar to weird al's 'one more minuite'

[Fdragon]

I had to dislike because oatmeal raisin is fucking awesome.

[XxDrunkenpigxX]

Im going to a Halloween party dressed in my girlfriends bra and tutu. oh and full makeup :)

[locolauren123]

Me and my freind is going as bannas in pyjammas :L xx

[scoobygirl89]

im doing the matchin costume thing with my daughter.. we are going as witches.. shes in terrible almost two so it fits lol

[PyroPeeta]

I am living proof that you can be a healthy game nerd who also blows shit up and is neither over or under weight. Therefore they are inferior specimens, but without them life would be much duller.

[TheSpinbeast]

my freind carrys round a cardboard cut out of her costume ohh wait thts jst a cut out of JUSTIN BEIBER XD

[Chrissysen]

do you like, make songs in like, every like, episode like? leave your like, comments in the like, bottom dude(mario) totally.

[cho474chang]

for so long i thought that it said "why you doing DRUGS instead of parodies." somehow parodying a sort of "stay in school" message?

don't ask.

[Broddish]

F*ck YT and your pre-clip commercials!

[FlyLikeADragon]

i'm too skinny for a costume >.< i look weird ....

[nimoisansvous]

beats slaving away in a cubicle

[gothiccandyXx]

For halloween im off to a expo in london gonna be awesome :)

[66moocow99]

Haha I don't like oatmeal raisin cookies either, but you're face was priceless XD

[PinataFreaks]

lol i paused at 1:26 look at his face :D

[InfectiousLaugh]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT VOICE? :O

[ludikalo]

Hey James, I've never been to a comic con before, but I am going to one soon. So my question is, are there many of these "Con Barges"?

[eyddi88]

Token black guy+booze+racist party=shit

[Millinia93]

I don't dress up on Halloween anymore. But my brother and I make a really scary entrance for the kids that trick or treat at our house. We got a rep in our neighbourhood now :)

[anonymsomsjutton]

So that was disturbing...

[buffalobadass]

love it,,,, and my lack fo self control.... right there with you :)

[rafterscott]

I dressed as a nudist for Halloween once.

[mirorih2]

i want a Master Chief armor, Jorge armor, Jun armor, Carter armor and Emile armor :D

[Madlyshort]

im wearing some sexy clothes rigth now (santa costume with stufft belly ftw!)

[Madlyshort]

the one that made the j@w signis a troll in a basement...

[Andy01223]

used to love watching your videos... i guess ive just grew up.

[sashimigirl92]

I <3 Cosplay :D but i've only cosplayed short little boys.... but... anyway xD 

[lumdeedums]

I am curvy and dressed up as a hogworts student... I looked slightly less attractive than Emma Watson, but not that bad... I hope.

Well no one cried looking at me at least.

[ignoranceandcrisps]

No, Batman doesn't cry. Which is a shame as his tears cure cancer

[Elven180]

I miss your parodies, i guess you are targeting kids middle school down, cuz these are kinda childish. hey it works i guess lol.

[FromTheFOD]

----If you go to my channel there is me dressed as a Christmas present at Halloween. Yep. Christmas present.----

lol

[dc649d]

i dressed up as a power ranger once not inappropriate for a 7 year old but very inappropriate for a 19 year old

[IBiteThings]

I like all the little songs you've been doing in your blog lately. Couldn't help noticing that some of your 'con barge' photos kinda looked like normal women... but maybe that was just the slenderizing effect of watermarking.

[JamieG17]

I like the concept, and the overall message I guess, but did you really need to compare an overweight woman to a boat? Really?

[JamesatWar]

@JamieG17 Sorry, I didn't come up with the term.

[BobBambusle]

@JamieG17 America needs to lose weight. If I have to see one more obese woman down here in Tennessee, I'm going to have to move to Germany or something. Seeing so many of these people can actually make me sick after a while and I can't take it anymore. America has decided it's okay to be 400 pounds, well it's not. Lose weight.

[miscpersons]

Yah a group of guys at my high school got in trouble for dressing up for haloween as nudists.....another group for dressing as prostitutes...

[RSnick306]

i got my friend to buy a french maid outfit yesterday for a party tomoz ^^

[robbie4233334]

I saw someone trick r' treating as a flasher, until i realised that it was actually yesterday and that person was just a flasher. Hooray for amazing no-clothness? NO! FTLlllll

[MihawkFIN]

@ephemeromorph96 are you sure it was trick or treating?

[gadzometer]

Hey James, the first couple of parodies that you ever made showed the insanity of our society and how we ate whatever the media put in front of us like sheep. They were genius and your video/music skills are awesome. The world is full of insanity. No matter about the controversy, more of the same mate. Make a statement about the things you feel passionate about.

[animabi]

Try ginger and pumpin bread cookies. Mmmmm... =w=

[myownkindofperson]

OMG! I havent eaten at Rally's for 10 years! They don't have one here in Hawaii. =[ Only fricken Mcdonalds mostly

[TJMaRsHiN]

Someone dressed as himself came to my door, I said what are you supposed to be he said. Your Mom? wtf!!1

[explosion8freak]

COOKIE FINISH!!@

[outherworld]

once.... it involved me dressed as osoma binladin... enough to say was not so smart on my trip to america.... lesson learned the hard way

[phoenixflame13]

1. Points for the Judoon in the bkrnd,

2. I'd never heard the term Con Barge before

3. In answer to your question: Usually although this year not so much.

[MatasTGvideo]

grose ending xD

[alittleolder]

And I still don't know if he does "Drugs" or "Vlogs" instead of parodies..

[alittleolder]

Oh and I don't know what "Con Barge" is..

[alittleolder]

Please show us your action figures and so on

[miketrionline]

XD so fucking funny

[olidegod]

yay it was me doing the jaw thing

[thecindylorraine]

a former coworker of mine once dress -up as a pregnant nun(fake belly)

yeah...she was fired.. even though dressing up for halleween was *encouraged*

[ravenimperatrix]

love the Judoon in the background

[namois01]

In order to like a cookie, it needs to meet two requirements. Be a cookie and be available...

[MasterMattAZ]

FAT PEOPLE UNITED!

[AbsolutelyApril]

raisins are gross. 

[breezenichole]

I was totally gonna wear a skimpy Slytherin costume from Harry Potter, but now I fee that, as a fat chick, I should not.

[Ketsuwaaijenai]

Hmm... I was thinking about using one of my cosplay costumes, but suddenly a sexy nurse or saloon girl is becoming more tempting...

Maybe I can use those for my Condom Couture designs and set up pics on my Youtube channel! :D

[ZachTheUnholy]

Your perverted James! Kazoo porn, gross.

[LightGuardianAngel]

i want a coookiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeee!!!

xD

ohhh but a new one D:

pwease? XD

[themindtunnel]

ewww fatties ! :(

[alinawinton]

2:17 Don't forget anime!

[performingarts101]

so there was this girl at my middle school and she wore a playboy bunny costume to school. ya pretty bad for an 11 year old.

[G0thicHippi3]

i was 'jailbait' once. but it was ok because I was working hallelujah night at the church :)

[gilmergirl226]

You r awesome! U crack me up!

[drbillionare]

dont do the songs! anymore...also lose the ending song

[aLittleGleeky]

I saw someone in a Penis costume before. It wasn't even Halloween or a special event.

[Dude2Hot2BStr8]

@aLittleGleeky That was my ex. He's a big dick.

[onyxman8]

OMG!!!! I salute those costume wearers too, as I tie on a blindfold.

[ryuhiabusa3]

yes and maybe but come on weve all been in some pretty nasty costumes like your mom jk

[meeow2m]

Anime Boston. Two words: MAN MISTY. ...Maybe I need to elaborate more. A big, round man dressed as Misty from Pokemon. It was both funny and horrifying when he was brought up in conversation at a mecha panel, and he came and said "I heard I have some fans in here" in a... um... "sexy" voice. xD I shall never forget it.

[RedVolly]

I like Oatmeal cookies - the raisins

I guess it depends what a person considers "appropriate" for a costume. In my opinion too many girls use Halloween as an excuse to wear the smallest amount of clothing possible....no thanks

[Haileyamandar]

James@War, 2:10 has been your best line ever. You're full of win. Your next vlog? Nudists. Think of the win just waiting to be won.

[skillzbeyondskillz]

yes and yes. now why haventt u done a parody in a gazillion years?

[kritius3]

not many of us aussies do halloween. but most of us do the egging part lol.

[animeotaku]

I went to high school up until year. Needless to say, I've seen people in skimpy clothes on a daily basis. Halloween is their excuse to kick it up a notch.

And I've never worn a skimpy costume, though I'd be tempted just to cosplay.

[Rcjsan]

So if i send a box of CC Cookies, what do I get? lol

[BRPhillis]

Dude I love Rally's fries!!!!

[gan0nsl4y3r]

i luv u

[dameofdarkness2158]

No matter how bad my day is, I always end up laughing out loud at your vlogs.

[timothyjmcneeley]

If you don't like oatmeal raisin, then why the heck did you eat it, or why was it even in your house?!?!

[tionoasin]

Well I'm being a banana for Halloween and that's not very inappropriate wait what do you think I meant

[boviewan]

you had a picture of a master chief and cortana cosplay pair I actually met at Fan Expo 2009

[craft713]

THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING US WATCH ADVERTISEMENTS !

[dreamcatchr2006]

AHAHAHA! Duuuude! I love ya, but that very last part? Just ew! :P And just in case you're wondering, I've never shoved my fat ass into spandex! I happen to know better! :P

[themonkeylarry5000]

james? james? why are you doing vlogs instead of parodies?

[TezzyDarling]

I don't celebrate Hollows Eve, but I enjoy seeing peoples costumes that they hand made. Not the cheap bought ones.

[TezzyDarling]

I got two of your videos in one day! WHAT A TREAT!

[445happy]

i was going to be James@war for Halloween to! :D

[camguitar09]

Yeah Rallys Rules!!!!!!!

[comfencer]

lol at V for Vendetta mask in the background

[pspfan2468]

i was at the dollar store and they had a playboy costume for girls. normally they just make the costumes slutty, now they are just being blunt about it

[apocaRUFF]

So.... anyway we could get our hands on some of the pictures used in this video? 

[CRlSTO]

0:35 who is that woman in your hand!!!!!

[Idofphoenix]

lol at the Cylon. :)

[miguel4756]

haha omg you could like get the craziest hairstyles and still look good

[redmar79]

ewww, I don't like oatmail raisin cookie too. They are gross.

[469jd]

your awesome james loool i love this video!!!

[madamleduc]

bahahahaha you are da bomb !!!!! a cookie is a cookie :) nom nom nom

[thePLanKinator]

Is that a Judoon doll I see in the background, James?

[jordanmjk0]

many lol wooo kittens hehe

[shorkian]

I notice you posses a Guy Fawkes mask. Might I inquire as to why?

[joshie1350]

I love you !!

[Edevoli]

Well, I went to a punk show the one year in a school girl outfit that was pretty damn skimpy. I'm not sure I've encountered anyone with inappropriate costumes though :)

My kids are likely going as Iron Man (8 year old), War Machine (4 year old), and the baby will either be an ewok or yoda (and then carried in a baby carrier on my back :P) but I don't think I'm dressing up this year.

[dragonrid204]

Nice video! What are you're kids going to be? :D!

[FACEFORWARD12]

Yes....No NEVER....and shame on you for not liking Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

What kind of cookies do you like then?

[JamesatWar]

@FACEFORWARD12 I like chocolate chip! om nom nom

[thecindylorraine]

@JamesatWar how about double chocolate or white chocolate macaroon??

[Luxormeister]

@JamesatWar Chocolate chips! But better is just a After Eight.

The true perfection.

[FACEFORWARD12]

@FACEFORWARD12 Chocolate chip.... pfft... over rated. ;)