Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall

[ITZDAMOBB]

@22nicolasa22 IF U WERE FALLING OFF A CLIFF I WOULDNT SPEND 1 SECOND TRYING TO SAVE YOU

[22nicolasa22]

@ITZDAMOBB thanks c;

[Evilblueberry55]

Lol. İ thought that ge was saying pot pipes.

[MrBigEnchilada]

give us moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

in terms of pies

and cookies

and everything u have

[steaiii]

O.O it's beginning. the FDA guy goes to Peru and now the FDA is corrupt!

[pedalpunk57]

I think the FDA's guys have been smokin weed and got the munchies!

[pedalpunk57]

Jeez and I thought I was bad.......I'll take my son to McDonald's or some other place to eat and then tell him to let me check his food to make sure it's safe for him to eat. I am such a jerk, lol.

[colourbarsdjr]

I'm eating a pot pie as I watch this!!!

[BloodJunkieFireFly]

They're really stoned

[sargerasa]

The thing I don't understand is how could he say this without laughing his ass off ahhahah

[sargerasa]

Hahahahahahah

[samus7321]

I'm not high right now but this is fucking funny as fucking shit.

[AndyAce]

This video is making me hungry

[f0b0m]

I never saw a better analogy for taxation.

[beehard44]

I like pie....

...until i heard this news

[andyllamanipl]

Shit...I bought a dozen! What`s the address that I return them to?!

[gardnerbm]

People need to send all Apple and other fruit based pies fully cooked for safety reasons and ice cream to my house for "inspection" and quality control

[Amandandoug]

Lol.

[volcom13xx]

for some reason i cant stand the word "pot pie" ahhh

[joeboi85]

Oh man, I was watching this in my Gov't class before it started. My professor freaked out before I explained to him that it was fake xP

[Bearkiller777]

LOL...

[TheOverItFellow]

FSA here in Britain did the same, except they recalled every single curry dish and fish + chips meal instead.

[fsteeps]

Im not really sure, but doesn't it seem like he just wants to eat the pot pies? I mean, send in a fork and napkin and he wants them "piping hot"... Come on! Im going to wait for my local news station to report this recall before I send in my pot pies.

[pedreschi23]

@fsteeps

lmao troll or incredibly stupid....

nah troll

[longboards4josh]

@fsteeps ... dude, are you serious?

[ananse77]

@fsteeps lol. You're funny.

[pvtlancejohnsonAOL]

@viiviii Awesome!!!!!!!!

[DemonixSD]

Cookies!!!

[gdibble]

"Piping hot" lmmfao

[crazytankerface]

@gdibble what you American or something? stupid..

[keir193]

@crazytankerface fuck you. i hate the people who say shit like that. americans are not, for the most part, any dumber than english, canadians, french, or anything. im not even KIND of american, i am canadian, and i hate a lot of htings about america, but fuck you fucks make me so mad.

[actionabe11]

@crazytankerface wow realy well then sir please explain to me how americans like me are stupid just becuase our goverment is corrupt and alot of our leaders were complete idiots doest mean all americans are iiots seriously what did we ever do to you?

[Oli3TB76]

'And oh, spinach and mushroom are not included in the recall so please dont send those'

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Toyota. Rofl.

[edwebo]

If the FDA could always use this kind of initiative then everyone would be a little happier i think :P

[HholyDiver42]

I want a frikin pot pie!!!!!

[busha5a5a5]

pot pie, lol...

[Ryuinfinity]

Watching this made me hungry!

[Silverstrike021]

Hmmm...yes...

Uhh, could everyone please send their DQ ice-cream cakes to me, they need to be checked. I was inforemed they may be cancerous. And put them in a cooler too.

Yes, that will be nice tomorrow...

(cackles maniachly)

[polishdread]

20000 gallons of ice cold milk

[andrew6800]

lol

pot pie oreos and milk mabey i should send some

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

Haha, I love how there's always one idiot who comments on an Onion vid thinking it's real. I don't see an afforementioned idiot in this vid's comments, though... lol "They must arrive piping hot." XD

[TheonlyNiyrulegend]

yeah I love it too

[GeneralSuvarov]

lol

[exprodigal83]

I eat my pot pies w/ a spoon...! Mmmm!

lol

[lamjer68]

Wow, Im half tempted to get some pot pie right now.

[AvsJoe]

Oh man, do I ever want a chicken pot pie after watching this video. MMMmmmmm...

[franklinms22]

They must arrive piping hot.  Fuckin HA HA!!!

[hansel160]

this guy looks like ronald regan lol.

[Kowzgalor]

Now I want to work in the FDA! XD

[Mgjaggers]

This sounds like the Money Recall :P

[TheFranBear]

Veggie pot pie, of course. It's healthier and more humane.

[ViciousRanger]

Lol, this reminds me of the bailout

We need your money, don't ask questions, just send it

[taintitwonderfull]

Pot pies always follow pot brownies.

[Tokyo021]

hehe i liked the veiled manner in ordering food off of America's buffet menu free pot pies for me plz

[METALMAN4Wii]

there suppose to be high I think because of the cookies !

[123whee]

I hate pot pies, you can have mine.

[bizichyld]

Pot pies are bad for you.

[Reiknar]

Aww man, now I want a pot pie :/

[dharmafreak]

me too man.. this made me hungry for a flakey, golden-crusted chicken pot pie.

[VeryCrazyRedd]

Chicken? psh... octo-pot-pie is the way to go.

[DachampsterStudios]

Calamari pot pie?

I dont know about that...

[phaloxxx]

roflmao this is one of the funniest ones they have ever done, i know more then a few people sent them pot pies , garuntee you, i actually have a screenshot of a guy saying he called blizzard about the world of world of warcraft lmao

[evaangellus]

I love how he says pot pies.

[TomaCukor]

The FDA doesn't do a good job of inspecting cookies and milk. Send them to my house instead. I have a home-based lab where I devour- I mean inspect the cookies and milk to make sure they are of the highest quality.

[bearamy9]

i wanna be at this guys house xD ^^^

[masik7290]

@TomaCukor whats your address i have a shipping of cookies and milk that may have been cross contaminated with rat urine and jew blood

[TomaCukor]

@masik7290 it was good till the jew blood , i dont eat junk food

[canufi]

@TomaCukor do you know cookie monstor?

[alvadagansta]

funneh

[OdinAlderwood13]

I hate to say this, but the address for the Health and Human Services "FDA" building is legit, so please, save the FDA agents, they have gone without food for a while, only seafood and drugs really gets to them

[zVlPERz]

lol itd be funnier if the guy was fat and they showed a whole bunch of guys from the fda also fat

[DaveO15]

This is still funny though.

[Sproge]

hahaha so true viper

[Historystartsnow]

NO! NOT THE OREOS!!!

[kinglewisjtl24]

This was really cute

[cgmcgarty]

What about skunk pot pies???

[buzzmoe10]

Where do you do your grocery shopping?

[cgmcgarty]

Smell u like!

[bl0000000000]

I'm gonna laugh if people really did send their pot pies in :D

[viiviiixxtactic]

I work for the FDA in Maryland... they did send them. Needless to say, we did not go hungry.

[listerstorm239]

Oh wow, hahaha! That's really funny :-)

[Kuzya3k]

Lol 1 or more pot pies...wow...

[eyeOOsee]

LOLOLOLOL.....I love the Onion News!!!!  This is a great website to visit when you are just pissed off at everyone and everything....because laughter IS the best medicine! :-)

[kipolem53]

I wish they would do something on Twilight, for God's sakes.

[L33tTo4ster]

Here here!

[Realunmaker]

something like what they did for the iron man movie would be perfect

[Trinnztubefun]

lmao oh no! they just want to eat my pot pies!

[starwarmaster]

Cookies have superpowers. ☺

That's why he's recalling them...not just because they're good.....

[ridingisasport]

I've been trying to think of a clever was of insulting you but I figure it would probably just go over your head.

No clown will ever share my bed

[EvanWil4parker]

This is so stupid I think it has to be one of my favorites

[WrAth2110]

Not that great, but MUCH MUCH MUCH better than that idiotic Chinese episode put out last week.

[Bizzer10]

what was that chinese episode all about?

[vozakian]

It was one with subtitles and a fool being satirical about China's judicial system.

[Sirradal]

??? I didn't see that one. I saw the one about China's victory as the most polluted country.

[zaazi123]

LOL mmm pieeees

[PenaltyKillah]

Oh, we previously had a massive recall of this kind. Weed!

[allymack27]

man, now I want a pot pie.

[lutecore]

what do we send them in?

[Traci145]

are you serious? lol

[GeorgeT50]

LOL POT PIE recall now a COOKIE recall man what next Tabocco haha

[LaRdAss03]

shit. i ate about 5 pot pies in the month of april!! oh well too late now lol.

[TheLogicJunkie]

Way to highlight government officials nakedly abusing their power for their own personal self-interest.

[fascboi]

Who really eats pot pies?

[Zikenma]

Me.

[HarryPartridge]

This is so well acted

[nikt374]

i heard they just got don incinerating the confiscated marijuana

[SaintCeltic]

LOL this is good.

[drinkinwithbob]

FDA is a criminal organization created by drug companies for drug companies not acting in best interests and safety of the public . I'm suing my doctor for torturing me with pills for 10 yrs for Castro reflex disease I took apricot seeds Apple cider and enzymes for 2 weeks and got totally healed .I sleep like baby now .

[DeagleBeagle]

This is a satire of the FDA recalling things for no reason, just because it isn't 100% perfect, and they act like someone will die from their products or something.

[Sorcoral]

acually they are recalling them because they are hungry

thats why they need to arrive piping hot and tonight

[jazzymojoe]

I cant believe that I had to send my pot pies back, at least I wont get sick now.

[navajuar000]

lame

[SAMHOUSTON56]

now they want to recall onions,jalapeno, and tomatoes from mexico,lol!!what the fuck!thats some of the most eatin and best food in the mex resturants!4-real,fuckers!disc­rimination!!

[Guerrand10]

everyone should just pretend it's real. Who cares if idiots can't see it's in the comedy section

OMG these FDA people has the munchies and actually managed to recall poe pies man!!!

(come on guys. play along)

[RuggedObscure]

lmfao they're all smoking weed and have the munchies

[Jerricho68]

They should issue a currency recall.

[Assgas]

that made me so hungry

[ndjarnag]

"piping hot!" lol

[SAMHOUSTON56]

no kitty,this is my pot pie!no kitty!meow,lol

[mszlmb]

....

WhAt?!??

[necoconecochan]

wow.. some people must be hungry over at maryland XD

[jethrothelaw]

its a joke dumbass.....

[frank0067]

THAT is SO bazzare...

Wiered goings on, ..send pies to headquarters, nice and hot? same FDA that arrest people for making health food and natural foods?

[Sepharite]

Lol. Pot pie, what a funny word.

The Onion has amazing production value, gg.

[dodgerdodgerbubodger]

Marie Callender's Beef Pot Pies are the best. I just ate one for din-din.

[stolenbaby472]

please send marijuana and pot pies in large quantity

[amnahmahmood]

MD ROCKVILLE!!!

[Kingofdetroit2004]

Rockville, Maryland! I live within 5 minutes of there!

YEAH!

[michaeltrimble]

look maN you need to send ur pot pies to fda i sent 7 and i live in ireland it extremly serious that the fda are able to inspect them. this is now an international matter countries afected are usa, canada, ireland, and austrailia. the oreos were just a joke tho XD

[issieb123]

you do realize this isnt real? Its satire.

[TaffyAlpha]

"you do realize this isnt real? Its satire."

Geeze, you don't have to let out the secret. Now it's NOT fun reading the comments anymore thanks to people like you... *sigh*

[issieb123]

Sorry! Did'nt mean to play with your emotions.  Some people really think its real, though, and get totally upset!

[monkeyfire087]

richardthripp, are you being serious cause if you are your scaring me and you need to seek psychiatric care. if not you need to make your jokes make sense and be relevent or else it is just confusing.

[RexNunc]

wow what are the odds.....

he made a comment on my page, "No one will love you until you clean up your act."

Made no sense then.

Still dosen't lol

[monkeyfire087]

richardthripp how is that relevent to pot pies

[transhuman7]

I have no idea how these actors can keep such a straight face. I wish I could do that.

[Kinkoyaburi]

The attention to detail is amazing. These could easily mislead you.

[1000Demons]

Damn, this list is even making ME hungry!

[reab1980]

ha ha I sent every thing they asked for but i wasn't sure if they had the munchies or not.

[144mtl441]

go die u racist bitches

[nomarac2]

last second he likes his lips the acting director is great for these onion videos

[CliqueHereFilms]

That was awesome.

[fezbo]

potpie.

[Pookis11]

WOW he should be a pot pie tast tester. he looked hungry

[solidsnake777dm]

i just sent 5 pot pies to fda headquarters i better get a refund beeotch

[Mickeyfatcat]

Ooooh I should get a job inspecting the taste, using the forks xD

[DVincentW]

Pot pie frenzy

[choman3]

lego of my pot pie!!!

[Joemama368]

hahaha it is imperative thats really funny

[p0thead07]

Wait a minute, the FDA just want the pot pies for themselves! Don't send it to them!

[KickButtUnggoy]

Oh no, I already sent my pot pies to the FDA... they were lukewarm in protest though.

[fumala420]

lmao... i LOVE The Onion

[joevans88]

they're not getting MY pot pie

[Andy03992]

I'd love to be on the cookie inspection team

[alansready]

at least i see very little advertising

cant see how this can make much money on advertising

also why do all airlines lose money? that is a big mystery to me as well.

[MercurysNeptune]

Pot pies are the devils bowel movements,only a miscreant would stick vegetables in a pie.Stick to cherries or apples or even rhubarb,but holy fuck if you stick peas and shit in your pies you need to be recalled.

[AshesofAzrael]

cause its funny and random douche