Friends - Rachel's Erotic Book

[JCD921]

Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up

Rachel: Aja, Yeah I did, because I was on my first copy when I was with you

LOL! Rachel is so clever... Totally love this scene

[shippyssdgfhh]

@JCD921 Actually its "I wore out my first copy when I was with you."

[TheWolverineiscool]

where u going the wicker wont be home for another hour!....LMAFO!

[MJamin96]

whats a vicker??

[moonerjamerson]

I guess joey precumed. happens

[sandri2929]

you got porn !!

[YanksBostonMets]

I don't get the beginning why was joe like hey buddy how you feeling? Was he talking to something or someone?

[OrangeSunshynEmbrace]

@YanksBostonMets I don't remember exactly, but either the Chick or the Duck ate some of Rachel's face cream, and was getting sick all over his room.

[TheWolverineiscool]

@YanksBostonMets He was talking to the ducks, his pets

[SuperTitanicfreak]

Where are you going, the Vicar won't be home hours. LOL.

[YanksBostonMets]

DAMN if that doesn't turn you on what will? "Thats it lets do it" I want to do it with you"  DAMN

[MyMauveSky]

"...that butcher's wife in chapter 7!" LOL

[nicola1984patriots]

what did rachel say before ross said the line about reading lots of porn when they were dating?

[littlebirdmjfan]

@nicola1984patriots She said she bought that book after she wore out her other copy of it while she was with Ross. lol

[nicola1984patriots]

@littlebirdmjfan ok, thanks!

[littlebirdmjfan]

@nicola1984patriots Quite welcome :)

[kitsunefire1]

Move over Joey! If you don't want her, I'll take her! :P

[ollyaugust]

What episode is it from? :)

[littlebirdmjfan]

@ollyaugust Season 7 Episode 2 (The One With Rachel's Book)

[majesticmaniac]

sorry....what are loins....

[fanofmussic]

hahahaha my god one of best scenes in this show <3

[snsara5237]

My favorite scene ever.

[JEEVZDABEST]

I dont want to . . Im scared !! LMAO > > > >

[orsettomorbido]

I don't want to i'm scared HAHAHAHAHAHA from 4:14 i just GREAT!!! Joey scared about sex XDXDXD

[barrelracing55]

booo bad

[itubedesiree]

@barrelracing55 whats its bad?

[TheMaugirl]

Season?

[Miley6791]

@TheMaugirl season 7 ep 2!!! :D awesome episode right!!?

[TheMaugirl]

@Miley6791 The best ♥ (:

[Amazerfullz]

IT MUST BE YOUR BURNING LOINS!

[idani1000]

she reached out and grabed his wow

[JamesSCrockett1]

You Got Porn LOL

[PYASASHER]

Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha.

[viktorstojanov]

I'm Scared from Her too

4:23

[HongPhuongNguyen]

what is a vickor

[dars2607]

@HongPhuongNguyen A vicar is a reverend, a pastor, a preacher. Vicars are Christian leaders.

[idontknow80207]

I went in there to take a nap and i know i should'nt have but you got porn

XDDDDDDDDDD

[superjoshrobinson]

This is such a great episode!! Ross getting in with the jokes lol!!!

[mariadelta19]

THIS BODY?ahahahahahahahahahaha

[XxJiiGSAWx]

Ross: "Damn this coffee's cold. Hey Rach do you mind if i heat this up on your loins" lol best part ha ha ha ha ha

[CortneyElin]

Am I the only one who noticed they have a Claddagh drawn on the Doodler on their door?

[xavi9726]

which season and episode is this?

[nastaziki]

@xavi9726

season 7 episode 2

[youwannafightme]

Joey...Where did you learn that word?

Favorite FRIENDS line ever :)

[amazingdany]

With a hot roommate like her under the same roof, I'd be doing self-porn every day.

[thanh221248]

"i went in there to take a nap, i'm sorry, i shouldn't go in there but YOU GOT PORN." lol

[arkadeuslol]

"I don't want to im scared" LOL

[fanofmussic]

jenn is so gorgeous.even today she looks awesome for her age

I love rachel and joey <3

[viplovelily11]

im scared dwl

[eeelluuu]

"Pillowcases!" :--D

[dangerouslyinterview]

Look at how dogeared that book is...

[rosey4exclaim]

I totally bought an erotic novel today, and this scene automatically popped into my head! xDDDD

"You got porn!"

[Imrankniazi]

@rosey4exclaim Good job, Zelda! Should have got it when you were a teenager, but it's never too late for a good start :-)

[niggstopher]

..........ZELDA! :D

[BlackCatNightmare]

-Hey,you know what?I don't care!I'm not ashamed of my book,there's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little...erotica.It's just a healthy expression of female sexuality which,by the way,is something that YOU will never understand!

-......YOU GOT PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahhaha

[MiffyMoodles]

The end is so funny when she pretends to come onto him, makes me laugh :)

[maddymg]

6 ppl have lost their sense of humor

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

i dont want to im scared LMAO

[ghostwhispererx]

'Hey Rach i'm sorry. Maybe i can make it up to you by.. Taking you roughly in the barn'

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[ghostwhispererx]

'Damn this coffee's cold. Hey Rach, do you mind if i heat this up on your loins?'

BEST LINE EVER LMFAO.

[ghostwhispererx]

'what you doing'

'sweeping, why doe's it turn you on'

'em no'

'what if i was, you know, sweeping a chimney'

'joey did you eat my face cream'

'where you going, the vicar won't be home for hours'

'joey... where did you learn that word'

'where do you think zelda!'

'HUH YOU FOUND MY BOOK'

'YEAH I DID!!!!'

[Gurizin]

I love how she threatens to rape him in the end and he freaks

[twilightothlover]

"i dont want to im scared" lmfaooooooooooooooo

[anything783]

joey scaryed she was going to rap him big time

[Tossavainen1]

@anything783 Yeah he was SCARYED she was going to RAP him big time...... it seems joey doesn't like rap.

[NaiTaiDai]

"What the hell is in that face cream?!"

[Bluefirefoley]

I love it when Joey's quiet for a sec, and then "(snickering) you got porn!!!" XD

[weirdgirl420]

Sweepin.. Why does it turn you on?

[FrogPrincess0]

THIS BODY ?!!

[mdt2EXTREME]

OMFG

AT 4:55 I .....SHE ......SHE FUCKING WINKED

THUMPS UP IF U THINK SHE WINKED

[lirilev]

ZELDA !!!!

[lightsaver890]

Jajajaja this is one of my favorite episodes

I'm laughing to death

Joey and Rachel are hilarious

[chia604]

i dnt want, im scared

[juanaraci]

...bla bla bla ..moment of silence

...Joey : "you got porn" looooooooooooooool

[EvieDoherty]

it's funny how they've now cut out "porno" in the episode that airs on e4 :-)

[ekeiram00]

I don't want to, I'm scared! Hilarious!

[bloodberrybellamy]

"Joey did YOU eat my face cream?"

"Joey... where did you learned that word?"

and many highlights xD although you cut the "Ross how could you do that to an old man?!", that was just too much :P

such a hilarious episode :D

[ethalinia]

"Damn, this coffee is cold...hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins?" How he managed to say that with a straight face, I'll never know :D

[ethalinia]

@nolastudent33 I think a vicar isn't bound to celibacy either, and priests are...a vicar is allowed to have a wife and children, right?

[sana95]

What's the name of the book that Joey reads?

[manutdfan348]

Joey is hilarious. Who would turn down Jenifer Aniston?lol

 I know I wouldn't. She is sexy.

[FeelTheSexualTension]

Which episode is the one where she writes a book like that?

[rhettnscarlett]

TOW Mrs. Bing

[scantheradiio]

i love his laugh after he says he's going to take her roughly in the barn.

[ashmellor]

wots the name of book dus any1 know?

[cheeeetahhhh]

" well i guess you bought that book after we broke up.."

" ah huh, yeah, because i wore out out my first copy when i was with you"

" oh yeah? yeah! when we were going out, i read loads of porno magazines!!! .. *to other ladies* SUP?"

hahahahahahah

[Miley6791]

@cheeeetahhhh he tells *to the other ladies* "Sup Ladies! :D :D

[sly24k]

@cheeeetahhhh

definately in my top 5 funniest friends moments!!

[QueenXOXOZeppelin]

lol-when he said 'this is a dirty book!', he sounded a lot like Russell Peters

[SpantsBsplit]

ya cuz hell is just that funny hey ?

[litingg]

"sweeping, did that turn you on"

OMG! JOEY IS DAMN AWESOME!

[LunaVorax]

"... you got porn !"

xD

[xSuzanneee]

"you found my book?"

"YEAH I DID!"

LMFAO

[lacosteizod]

Probably just yo' burnin' loins!

[iluvjonasbrothers96]

what's the name of the episode and what season?

[DiannaMeebo]

Season 8 TOW Rachel's Book

[iluvjonasbrothers96]

ok thanx

[CupCake7087]

its season 7 ... LOLZ :)

[JawidT]

hahah :D This bodyy :O hahahah :D so funny

[glockfather16]

joey, were did u learn that word

LMAO

[tamilshoutcom]

What is a vicor?

[JodaSFU]

A vicar is, in common use, a religious leader in the Catholic Church.

[tamilshoutcom]

Ok, got it. :)

[nariman89nkf]

ahaan, i get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha ha =))) hilarious....

[Grencle]

oh god!!!! that's just soooo great!!! "I'll keep that helmet on, 'cause you're in for a rough ride!":-))))

[armed1234567]

LOLL 2:00 yehh i did!!!

[PinkishBears]

Lawls o.0 .... Sex me uppp~~ Lawls O.o

The butchers wife.. O.o Lawls!!!

[Clarissaishere]

Hey, does anyone know the name of Rachel's book?! Please! lol

[anafromspain]

I think it's "The war against cliche" by Martin Amis.

[eyelashkiss]

i don't want to, i'm scared! lmfao!!!!!

[kosterot]

come on joy... sex me up! hahahahaha

[dianaroxs007]

when we were going out i read tons of porno magazines!!

sup...

lmao

[youdontknowme789]

oh man xD burning loins LMAO

[Raciepie]

THIS BODY???????

lol joey read the whole book

[sunyanzi]

its a vicar.

[iSayHellos]

what is a vicar?

[muhbabe]

a priest.

[eizhowa]

You're joking?

[bllywdrox25]

"i wore out my first copy when i was with you."

LOL!

[Shademp]

Nothing more sexy than a woman owning porn/erotica.

[SiaBBo]

TOW Rachel's book.

[FlightSimFanatic]

TOW The Videotape.

[libra101090]

WHOA! dirty book!! lol

[Talazorn]

what the hell is a vicker :P

[makpak]

priest

[BellatrixNellieLovet]

AHAHHAHAH RRROOOOSSSSSSS

"can i heat it on yor loins?"

[sweetkatie18]

i dont want to..

i'm scared...

omg...dat is one hilarious scene..

haha...

[Ceburekas]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa ;DDDDDDDDDDDD

[mistergian]

'I'm scared'

lol

[desfleurs3]

sweeping, why?? does it turn you on !! rofl Joey

[johnnydepp95lover]

LMFAOO!!

[laletybj]

so so so funny

[iutubo2006]

Rachel and Joey match brilliant in this episode. So funny. btw what episode is this?

[iluvmusic243]

hahahahahahahahaha so funny

[jekatuga93]

I LOVE THIS EPISODE!! xD love Ross: do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? xD

and joey at the: I don't want to I'm scared

[KateL06]

"damn this coffee is cold!hey rach do u mind if i heat this up on your loins?" LMAO XD

[monka191]

common joey sex me up [;

hahaha

[Asterikk]

>.> >.>

[jenpo1990]

hahahahahahahahha LOL can't stop laughing

[phoenixandragon]

"vicar?" LOL

"joey, did you eat my face cream?" LMAO

"where're ya going? the vicar won't be home for hours" ahahahahaha, LMAO!!!

"joey, where did you learn that word?" hahahahahaha

joey tried to dress up as a vicar...and you wonder why rachel asked where he learnt that word xD

i love this bit, so funny! :D

[KonanAkatsuki88]

YOU GOT PORN!

I dont want to I'm scared!

Id do Joey.

[othnaley94]

lol joey reads!!!

[laughisgood]

oh men dorks you correct joey !!!!! joey is better than you he can have sex with so many women in one day you have to spend your life to even

[bLoNdEaMbI7iOn]

Do you even know what the vicar is??? :D:D:D

[AldoBorelli]

Daimn! If I was Joey in that scene I'd just play along! If any babes wanna seduce me I know what moves to do!

[jekatuga93]

haha

"i don't want 2 i'm scared"

LOVE JOEY

[nesnaou]

aww he looked so adorable

[Aaerial15]

Rachel: Take Your clothes off

Correct answer is: Yes, Mam

[phoenixandragon]

do you even know what a vicar is?

like a goalie, right?

L O L

[mastershen36]

lol but u got porn!

[mastershen36]

lmao!

[payneman11111]

i love the way joey glances into her room an then goes in there lol hes a ledge

[phantomwaltz]

kk he doesn't know what vicar is

[TF2Mike]

PILLOWCASES!

[leafia6]

Ooh, Ross got burned.

[moviegenius54]

hehe, this reminds me when i was high school and my guy friends begged to read the sex parts of my romance novels. ahh the good ole days.

[moviemn5000]

nice comebacks(!)

[GothicMadAngel]

LOL!!!!!!

[garret141414]

"i dont want to im scared"

[bfhp4]

'Yeah i did!'

[friendsfan9404]

Where ya goin, the vicar wont be home for hours

Joey where did you learn that word?

loved it!

[flavitoandresito]

jajajaja I'm not scared Rachel!! COME ON!!!!

[LIL7LEPRACORN]

lol when joey reads in his head,'she reached out and grabed his waho' lol

[Mathiilde3]

"I don't want to, I'm scared! He's so cute.

[rotemrocks]

lol i love this episode

[downtownshuter]

That's called the one with the videotape, season 8, where ross and rachael tell the story of how she got pregnant. one of my favorite episodes

[DannyxOcean]

LOL ... where you going the vicker won't be home for hours.... zelda hahaha

[bubbelbadaren]

Look Rach Im sorry, but maybe I can make it up to you by... hmm, taking you roughly in the barn.

HAHA

[asungailaite]

yea, I love that line!! and the way he says it! so funny

[mcdreamygal24]

sup