How Halo: Reach Should Have Ended

[2amdawson]

Lol the way he rolled and got back on two wheels and kept on going is just like real halo

[MrABanister]

So where is Jun this whole time?

[WoodenPotatoes]

@MrABanister

Being a total BOSS

[ZombiBunni13]

he has a thing for sharp objects XD

[boatman231]

lmfao the red shirt

[GameBoyGen]

That is EXACTLY what I would have done if I knew that is how they all died.

[SmallTownKiller1945]

red shirt on an alien planet.

[QuadAssassinCustoms]

Master Chiefs Talk

MC: Alright you are a Spartan, that means you kick ass!

6: Cool!

MC: And best of all...

6: What?

MC: If you stick with me you WONT die!

6: Hell ya lets go!

Halo Story line completely rewritten

[Akriloth2160]

Yeah, like Yahtzee said, a protracted "Who Can Have The Noblest Death?" competition.

[ShinobiGarth]

funny cause they all died before him

[emocamvampire]

Lol loved how the Warthog flipped through the air and landed like nothing happened

[ARandomPerson71]

Gotta love the red shirt

[Cris852963]

Final Destination: Reach? i think so.

[TannerManFrith]

i agree with chief hay who am i kiding who doesnt

[ICETHEMUSIC]

I WANT TO PLAY THE CAMPAIN AGAIN!

[Doucher501]

ya i think he should do the orientation talk next time.

[simpsonsim07]

Hmm why has the video got a machinima logo at the end of it.?

[MrTtownguy22]

@simpsonsim07 Because all of the gaming ones are played by machinima as well.

[simpsonsim07]

@MrTtownguy22 Ah seems like Machinima are showing parodies on their channel

[TheLightnaruto]

lol how is jun master chief XD

[IAmDimiara]

DO A BARREL ROLE!

[bobby45674121]

halo suck

[k1ng5urfer]

who notices the fact that number six is offered a star trek red shirt? I would run away too if i was offered one of those!

[SuperNova7061]

so what happened to jun the sniper?

[yuska54768]

Actually emile killed the elite that stabbed him he was pretty badass

[TrulyReall]

1:40 sure it wasn't Kat driving the warthog?

[0oholymedis797o0]

What's funny is they never talk about Jun

[TheRealyAwesomeman12]

@Macemack you probably dont want to know "tucker voice: bow chicka bow wow

[moop655]

What's the song at the credits

[Panjandrum46]

he didnt say jun because jun isnt seen dying

[360mrtom]

you mised jun

[uponly12345]

@360mrtom people say he survived because the last you see of him is he is going with halsey somewhere

[Bysentenial]

LUL red shirt

[uhaters5000000]

Wonder what ever happened to jun...

[uhaters5000000]

Wonder what ever happened to jun...

[meady464]

lol

welcome to the team

Fuck This !!!

aaaarrrhhhh

[covenantelite544]

the irony of noble teams death

1carter the captain, died with his ship

2 kat the brains of the team, got headshoted

4emile loved his knife, impaled through the back

5george the heavy of the team, died by a huge explosion

6 lone wolf ,died alone.......

[deltahalo241]

@covenantelite544 do you know if any of the books mention if jun dies?

[killerr721]

@covenantelite544 i know that is weird

[kalaistheone808]

@covenantelite544 jun, the one who stayed way the fuck away from the action to snipe, gets away safely

[Bysentenial]

@covenantelite544 you missed 3...

[kingwird]

@Bysentenial He doesn't die.

[Bysentenial]

@kingwird Then why is MC the only spartan alive?

[kingwird]

@Bysentenial I dunno, maybe he isn't.

[EnderGhost119]

@covenantelite544 And Jun, who you never really see in combat, his death is never seen.

[Macemack]

@covenantelite544 Now the question is, Jun, Noble 3, the chatty sharpshooter, what happened to him? we all know he left with halsey, but where are they now?

[TheXloltasticXone]

@covenantelite544 what bout jun?

[KiNGxKARDz]

@covenantelite544 and Jun?

[UltimatBlitz]

@KiNGxKARDz Death is never shown.

[halorocks697]

@KiNGxKARDz he didnt die as far as i know. and ive have the legendary pre-order and have look around for his death. nothing has come up except rick rolls.

[noname91722]

@covenantelite544 o shit 0_o

[altorek117]

@covenantelite544 carter is a commander though

[AwesomexAndy]

@covenantelite544 You forgot Jun, the sniper, he was never seen again.

[jeehoondevil]

@covenantelite544 That's the joke.

[ForGermanTwo]

@covenantelite544 Jun...?

[TheChannelofChibiX3]

@ForGermanTwo Jun is the only one who lived.

[pickles454]

@covenantelite544 also, earlier in the episode, he told kat to put her helmet on before a sniper took her head off. got headshoted. double irony.

[Lukeduker11]

Did anyone notice when carter said welcome to reach he was holding a red star trek shirt? Thumbs up if you did

[adambelfast1]

@covenantelite544 its not ironic, it was meant to be like that.

[musicboyjake88]

@covenantelite544 lol just realized that too

[IsaacClarke1000]

@covenantelite544 what of Jun?

[pokemaster5461]

red shirts die first

[silentmurders6]

Jun is alive

[fuattack]

Jun died of

1.jun got killed

2.he was drugging himself

3.he commited suicide

[darraghqxz]

@127thlegion Doesnt die in game

[rekzzak]

ref to :

star trek redshirts, they always die

fatal destination, one guy get visions of their deaths

[FredrickVonWinkle457]

@rekzzak *final* destination

[SupaWillis]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Toffee1497]

i agree. stop playing halo before it begins =)

[CombustibleLemon72]

1:42-end

How I drive.

[halojohnson]

If Master Chief was there, he'd be all, "Get everyone out of here; I'll deal with the invaders!"

Covenant show up: "Oh crap, DEMON"

Covenant leaves because Master Chief is just that awesome! :)

[rekzzak]

@halojohnson covenants begin to call chief "demon" in halo 2, not before

[halojohnson]

@rekzzak I know that, Steve Urkel!!! I've played and completed all the halo games

It was meant to be more funny than serious...now stop using stupid facts and get some humor while you still have a life :)

[TheChannelofChibiX3]

@halojohnson Noble 6 vs Master Chief :O

That'd be epic :P

[halojohnson]

@TheChannelofChibiX3 what would be more epic is if Keyes decided to let Master Chief help out Noble 6 on the Lone Wolf mission...talk about epic

[XSBurningKiller1]

@halojohnson he was there....sleeping...

[MadhouseBox]

@XSBurningKiller1 was not him

[halojohnson]

@XSBurningKiller1 So are you saying it's Master Chief's fault for Noble 6 dying...because I recall him being awaken by the marines when they opened up his freezer lol

[127thlegion]

JUN?

[MrBoomer12321]

WTF?? This is how Halo Reach Ended!!

[theloosecreeper]

bionic bitch

[TheXducharme]

What about Jun



[nodroj57]

ah man i was gonna say star trek red shirt but someone already did :(

[halofreek222]

@Kingcobra752 come on the game is almost 2 years old

[halofreek222]

@alemirdikson you are really simple minded arent you.

[alemirdikson]

yeah. Reach would have been really good if Master Chief were in it. He really should have been.

I joke, of course, nothing could make Reach good. But John really is a truly bad-ass sunnovabitch.

[alemirdikson]

Reach... The WORST Halo game ever. hell, the WORST video game ever. God I hate it. Halo 4 can't be any worse. If it is, I will seriously kill myself.

The worst part of it is that EVERYTHING in Halo: Reach COULD have been REALLY good if they had just changed it a little bit. The only thing I liked about it was the jetpack.

[SigmentKurosai]

@alemirdikson If you're being honest about that statement, then your probably the same guy I headshoted five times in a row in Battlefield, and was bitching about dying by a handgun in CoD. Clearly FPS's aren't your thing

[glardian966]

@alemirdikson erm... Halo ODST. n'ough said

[Droopah1]

emile...sharp things...sword... :O

[garrettmad1]

HE JUST WRECKED HIS CAR

[LuluxpGames]

i love halo :D

[OREGONative4686]

Hey where's Jun?

[jebwatson]

Oh my gosh, the red shirt was what made this whole thing worth while... XD That was brilliant! ROTFL!

[mememeRULZ]

technically, that's how it STARTED. and what about jun? but yeah that is how it should start. except you wouldn't have a totally awesome game to play.

[garagebad]

@mememeRULZ You're right this is the guy before u

[kralmir]

@mememeRULZ hence its also how it ends....

[GoMaroons10]

I wish you could that in the game

[iamjacksboilingpt]

this is sparta!!!!!

[sntnau]

masterchief doesn't die

he goes into cryo sleep



[exibitions]

@sntnau ...You don't play as master chief in Reach...

[SuperNova7061]

@sntnau master chief isn't in halo reach

[2WIRE311]

@SuperNova7061 He is, like a cameo at the end, you can see him in his cryotube by looking at right when you board some ship, i think is after getting the AI Cortana i dont really rememeber, look for it in youtube

[halorocks697]

@2WIRE311 thats master chief actually T_T



[halorocks697]

@SuperNova7061 master chief is infact inhalo reach soo... he is in a cryo tube at the ending cutscene

[eekervill]

"BLARG" - Covenant

[jackson14431]

and i'd ignore the red shirt and the visions if im a spartan ill do nothing but be like master cheif

[jackson14431]

why are nearly all ttop comments WHY ISNT THIS TOP COMMENT

[discombobulatedfrown]

The red shirts always go out first...

[TheLokoman13]

Music at the end?

[TARINunit9]

Oh yeah, Reach should totally have ended with "hello i am master chief lololololololololololololololo­l"

[AndroidAnyone]

The Red Shirt made me lol

[XGreywolfxXx]

lol master chief out of no where xD

[stealthlizardman]

XD 1:22

[rureallysorry]

o how i love spartan

[DeathAngelSuki]

lol and he flips the warthog XD

[melvynlennard]

Jun didn't even die :P

[Masonicon]

that guy can makes decent Psyker when the entire Haloverse Humans(including Spartans) join the Imperial Guard

[Ilovecaptainjack224]

Thumbs up if you can roll twide that many times in a warthog, and stick the landing.

[Mynamesnigel]

Lmfao the warthog!!

[carlcarlos101]

Almost everyone drives like that in Halo.

[AversiveWheel8]

should be how reach should have began

[blackmail56]

true but why wasnt it showed on the game

[blackmail56]

how did JUN die i mean does he??

[mastercx155]

@blackmail56

Well JUN IS Supposed to protect that doctor girl on reach. Then the planet gets destroyed so....

[TheMandolineer]

1:42 DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Trev0Rear]

welcome to reach

[TiberiusOmega3]

LOL, gave him a redshirt. Star Trek Reference

[MrBalllllss]

they forgot Jun



[g57ss]

if you think this comment has nothing to to with this video like it

[ToBeAVampire101]

Master Chief should ALWAYS do the orientation talk.

[Vinnisaurus]

1:38 illuminati?

[TheAmericanpyro]

Star Trek Red Shirt Reference!

[DucharmeProductions]

emile is emo?

[mandokomixkid]

they didnt put Jun (Noble 3) cuz he was so stealthy nobody saw him

[pailo12345]

2:00 Master chief!! :D

[kevslf1]

1:38 Illuminati pyramid?

[scrin992]

@kevslf1 Star Trek symbol...

[kevslf1]

@scrin992 ive never even watched that show and i know thats not the star trek, ieven googled it to be sure

[omgblahda]

1:42 -1:46

I think Kat was driving...

[Kyro562]

lol red shirts.

[Mugetsu309]

y no top comment?!

[MrJrodr4]

@Mugetsu309 nice

[EpicWin0CriticalFail]

Sooooo.... Where exactly IS Jun?

[xXaltowolfXxmp3]

@EpicWin0CriticalFail hes a loner. sittin outside. >:P

[Mataboy2761]

1:38 is Illuminati on the red jacket

[PaladinHero]

The part at the end when he drives away in the Warthog and randomly flips over the rock (almost like it was inevitable) was a hysterical criticism of the vehicle handling in Halo. Bravo, peeps.

[OoMykeloO]

Lol, he had a 'Final Destination', ran and died sooner then he was supposed to. I'm guess he just saved all of their lives by breaking the chain.

[KJackknife3]

if this video was a potato, it would be a good potato.

[FunRunRecordz]

Im not a fan of Halo Reach...but have played it..This was funny though..Thumbs up!

[DarkianMaker]

Lol, that was a redsuit from star trek with a ONI logo on it :P

[sharkbite67]

its how it should have ended not starter

[UltimateTeamAce]

@sharkbite67 You idiot, you didnt get it. He DRIVES away, so the rest of the game never actualy happens. Making that the ending.

[Dragonemperor15]

It's funny because if you hit a rock while driving a warthog that is exactly what happens.

[AssasinsWeedxX]

sooooo he should hav pussied out yea that would hav made a great game

[TheDh0ffryn]

no, halo reach should end with now on PC! it would make alot of gamers happy!

[mikkelhaxer]

THEY JUST HAD TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE LEFT BEHIND ON A MISSION

[Venom1843]

warthogs really are invincible aren't they

[PizzaRyan2487]

How about you make a "How Spongebob Should Have Ended" that ends with the opening title screen.

[CastlePokemetroid]

@PizzaRyan2487 But it never has ended. It doesn't have an ending to mock.

[jeriahdeathshade123]

they forgot the sniper i forgot his name

[TheRinzl3r]

@jeriahdeathshade123 Jun? He didn't die.

[chricky119]

@jeriahdeathshade123 i think it was jun.

[kookybuger]

@jeriahdeathshade123 jun

[GatremagWenYm]

@jeriahdeathshade123 Cuz he doesn't die

[GatremagWenYm]

@jeriahdeathshade123 oh and his name is Jun

[PaladinHero]

@jeriahdeathshade123 That's because Junn was the only one who didn't die at Reach.

[WakefulAcorn]

@jeriahdeathshade123 Cause he didn't die

[Warrior7662]

@jeriahdeathshade123 jun. but ive played the game i dont think he dies

[alienhacker51]

@Warrior7662 everyone dies lmao



[leopardgeckocrazy]

@jeriahdeathshade123 Because he doesn't die...

[kevslf1]

@jeriahdeathshade123 Jun

[TheReaperODST]

@jeriahdeathshade123 they couldnt put jun in as hes the only survivor of noble team

[Thomas75103]

@jeriahdeathshade123 Jun didn't die thats why he isn't in this video