Time Trumpet - Drunk Jeremy Clarkson

[Carbon657]

HA HA HA LOLZ

[jeessiccaax]

omg. this is just slowed down

[lukeiamurfather1]

It's slowed down but I can still bet they were still drunk

[tudy98]

jeremy cxlarckson is a great man!!!if you like fifth gear and want to ruin his reputation...you wil never succeed

[FullAutomagic]

@tudy98 Support funding for public education!

[UKRThracian]

Am I only one who finds this funny?

[Schumitastic]

@UKRThracian Nah, don't worry you're not the only one who finds it funny. There seems to be a lot of narrow minded folk who don't get it.

[giddybridge]

@UKRThracian No you're not the only one. Sadly you might be the only one with half a brain cell to work it out though. I think it's simple genius.

[herambbarve]

lol....yeah i guess the faces he makes all the time are kinda drunken

[Mr123billybob]

that complete bull balls

[fscarp]

Shame on me for not realising that Clarkson is far too much the pro to be recorded half in the bag.

[al199306]

gay fish ahahaa

[VortexProducer]

...lolwut?

[lucrativeelfmongrel]

Hahaha Time Trumpet rocks!

[v8localhero]

pc sucks balls

[topgear635]

they r just ruining top gear!!!! they just put it on slow motion, i watched the real thing a few years ago and they did NOT sound like that the just put it on slo mo.

[BollWeevil1]

@topgear635 You are a complete idiot (unless you are being sarcastic)

[domstott86]

why does everyone have to analyze it, you either get it, or you don't...and you're a gay fish

[Aerotake]

WIN.

[Uinb]

Do you like Fish Sticks?

[kisbie]

If you have PowerDVD on your computer, you can recreate this effect easily. You just slow the play speed down. Iannucci also did this to Huw Edwards reading the news.

[redandblack666]

wow. there are so many idiots in the world. one day i hope to have sex with every single one of you.

[lesterclaypool1]

For money.

[danamies]

I urge everyone to read the comments that have been buried on this video by people that don't get the joke, they're as funny as the video itself.

[flapsticks]

i think you'll find its slowed down to make him sound drunk and and clarkson in the car hes taking the piss with the stupied safe

[SanTelmo1981]

Some people will never understand satire.

Great work Ianucci!

[metalburb]

It's slowed down? Well, no fucking shit, Sherlock.

[Bigkevskaraoke]

My god.....what a cunt you are.

[honeymustardn]

You fucking idiot.

[honeymustardn]

Butthurt.

[AChimpKnockinAbout]

You realise its edited and isnt acctually drunk at all, its from a comedy.

[wantedlonewolf]

erm... yeh that was the hole point in what i said.

poeple in these comments giving hime shit just because they thought he was really smashed. so i was just simply telling them to fuck off, even if he was pissed its nothing to do with them.

read futher back in the comments you will see what mean their's some right bellends.

-Paul

[AChimpKnockinAbout]

Oh right, good stuff then. I guess the fact people think he really was smashed goes to show at least the show is convincing. haha.

[Lonelywreckage6]

I agree mate! Its political correctness gone mad! Who the hell do the so called "government" think they are telling us we cant get drunk and drive our cars too fast on the wrong side of the road?

Just because there are fundamental arguments backed up by evidence that its a bad idea?!

Its a nanny state and I'm a stranger in my own country and so forth...

[wyrda222]

@Lonelywreckage6 too tru i got banned cos i was pissed, but it there was noone else on the road at that time in the morning so nobody to kill. i was just about to do some k off the dash board and spark a spliff. fukin kill joys.

[ilovesunniva]

the voice of this video should shut the fuck up

[wibblewobbleywoo]

his face at 00:17 was instant classic hahaa

[longknife604]

everyone sounds drunk in slow-mo

[righthandgenius]

maybe he slags off motorbikes because its just a souped up scooter with an old man in bondage leather?

[uzaiyaro]

At least *he* can wank.

[Dryzaum]

Motorbikes are garbage.

[FingersTehHand]

That first bit where they're talking in slo-mo reminds me of Jam.

[streettraining]

incredibly ironic actually...

[IceTruckKiIIer]

he was joking by saying it WASN'T funny? yes, sarcasm - that's hilarious. :) now I get it. "wow that not funny"... aahhh. genius! inspired! a comic inspiration and worthy opponent of Armando Ianucci! Oh wait, no: he's just a humourless fool like you. UNLESS he was writing that comment in response, in which case he should have REPLIED to them, 'cos that's how youtube works! Now sshh etc..

[EtcEtcAndEtc]

obviously it's been slowed down, but why not use your imagination just a little bit, and try to pretend that he is.

[CyrusGuitar]

can't believe we have got to the stage where we have to explain humour to the yanks.

[TheJyscalator]

We've always had to explain humour to America.

[FricorithSnicket]

Face expression at 00:18

[looksirdroids77]

Wow that not funny. I think Clarkson is funny. This is not funny. I like cars.

[IceTruckKiIIer]

that made you sound very simple.

[falstaffswims]

Oh, holy fucking shit that's funny.

[GemmaBabyyGemma]

I Love Clarkson If He Is Really Drunk

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Not Me Hes God He Can Do What He Wants

[javeljaveljavel]

What's funny about this video?

Nothing at all

[luqas99]

Well in this clip, they are only PRETENDING Clarkson is a boorish fuckwit who drives like a prannock. But I do understand your confusion.

[mikeyfromPrague]

I think you are stupid and 15 years old. Jeremy Clarkson is not the best driver of all but he's one of the best. Go on a race track and show us your drivin' skills than we can have a talk.

[luqas99]

You think I'm 15 years old? Why, is that an especially dumb age or something? Maybe Clarkson is a good driver, but he's also a charmless fuckzip. He should've been run-over on Robotwars! I hope he gets bummed by Cthulhu! Hoo hoo!

[IceTruckKiIIer]

what the hell are you talking about?! Did you READ the comment you replied to?

Jdi do prdele! (bit of Czech for you)

[EtcEtcAndEtc]

good answer luqas. icetruck, did you read the answer you replied to? makes perfect sense

[IceTruckKiIIer]

what? I never said it didn't make sense :/ just that it made him sound simple. which it did. if you speak in short sentences. like this. and don't use clauses. get it?

and he's wrong, or rather missed the point of the vid I think...

[EtcEtcAndEtc]

actually I think he was being sarcastic by pretending to be a simpleton who spoke in short sentences without clauses using poor grammar and punctuation like this, the sort of person who would like Clarkson, and the sort of person who felt that the statement 'I like cars' was worth making, and the sort of person who wouldn't get the joke. Looksirdroids is taking the piss.

get it? obviously not...

[ferizbo]

you're a mug

[sayno2drugz]

well dont watch it then

simply as

[makaveli087]

Hahah. That was quite Funny. So Clearly Slowed down (and jsut a joke at that), but I think that should be noted.

[mikeyfromPrague]

Do you think it was funny? Are you kidding me ?

[adsum252]

well done !

[jaymaccool]

everyone knows its not real, thats why its funny, you complete and utter tools.

[WebberFinn]

Yes, that was slowed down, i think this is just a joke...

[loonyloon2]

wtf?

[abrown532]

he isnt drunk at all

[dumapies]

wtf?...the first one is slowed down cuz i seen the real one...and the second one is from their "Korean Crap" test...WHAT IDIOT MADE THIS ...FUCK YOU!!!

[bakern22]

you fuckin' idiot!

[petermallam]

dumapies surely you understand that this the whole point of the joke? Otherwise I fear for your sheer stupidity...

[exoticcars1]

lol

[xbox360iscrap]

WTF IS THIS SHIT

[Mamakayi]

NO J.CcLARKS WAS NOT DRUNK; JUST PRETEND LOL

[morgman44]

I LOVE Time Trumpet, Armando Iannucci is a genius!

[jonescrusher1]

Why are youtube commenters so fucking stupid???

[peepeevagi]

Cause it's youtube.

Where even the most uncivil are let free.

[fintantastico]

Your absoulute idiots. Silly geeks Check it - Top Gear [07x01].

They are talking about M6, V8 Vantage and 911.

[MercedesSLRMcLaren1]

L0L

You just copied my text. xD

[NicoDeubel]

omg how poor is he?!

[MercedesSLRMcLaren1]

good question

[Strikehard92]

RUBBISH! just fake

[judster999]

that is the biggest load of shit ive ever seen in my life they have just slowed the video down piece of shit

[or8m8]

r u stupid? of course its slowed down everybody knows its slowed down its just for a laugh, thick bastard

[03jsomeone]

"r u" Did you mean: 'Are you'? Speak our language correctly you cunt.

[MercedesSLRMcLaren1]

You are annoying.

[monkeyboymb]

don't you mean "Are you?", get ur grammer correct u slag, and stop critising everyone else, the is a fucking top gear video not a "check my message for grammar and spelling problems" video...go teach if you think you're so good

[or8m8]

the people have spoken...looks like your the cunt

[MercedesSLRMcLaren1]

That's FAKE!!!!!!!!!

Check it - Top Gear [07x01].

They are talking about M6, V8 Vantage and 911.

This video is in slow motion!!!!!

[TheAndy]

It's from a spoof progam set in the future which is looking back on the years 2007-2010... well done everyone who spotted it's not 2008. Have a biscuit!

[SuicidalJester]

ermm..... its only 2007

[pidlive]

Uhhhhhhhhhh

[my83merc]

HAHA

[weirdstuffanimation]

btw wots up with the 2008 shit i hope u reilise its only 2007 now and this video was added in 2006

[jaymaccool]

you complete retard

[weirdstuffanimation]

thats fake iv seen that episode and this has been slowed down

[ReginaldHook]

This is real, I actually got this five penny twammer drunk. It was Me (Reginald Hook), Clarkson, Dave Benson Phillips and Greengrass from Heartbeat. We were all drinking pints of snowballs and babycham. Mental night. We started playing speed chess. Dave Benson Phillips couldn't stop counting stuff.

[mpetik]

The face Jeremy makes near the end of this when he rolls his eyes and has his mouth open at a strange angle -- LOLOLOL

[or8m8]

lololo thats r8 funny

[believr77]

At least he's not on the floor eating a Wendy's!

[mipmipmipmipmip]

Actually, I could do a beer and a burger now, thanks for reminding!

[BoostBeast]

They are not drunk but still that`s funny.

[Calirules342]

Where is the rest of the video!!! Thats hilarious!!!

[minischec1]

where is the rest of the video

[pidman101]

ROFL hahahaha very well edited

And jeremy clarkson is a GOD! my fav journalist and tv presenter

[Omnimorph]

well`spotted grubs427.well that was wasted humour.

[TopGearTopGear]

rubbish

[Shiek927]

I'm not suprised he's not actually drunk, This show(despite being more of an adult show) is child-friendly and none of the presenters curse(if so, it's rare).

[MoondropButtons]

LOL! I love time trumpet!

[landor28]

It's quite funny though. It was taken from the comparison between an Aston DB9, an M6 and a Porsche. Clarkson was a little bit boozed at the time. A few more of his silly faces could have been added. "If you're looking for a spooooorts coooupeeeee..."

[altoman101]

LOL true the vid has been manipulated. this is from BBC's news comedy show Time Trumpet. they use real clips from the past and invent their own using actors and create twisted versions of celebrities

[MReinitz]

pathetic, its just slowed down, watch the real video, and that end peice is from the korean cars vid, it was meant to be like that, someones startin dramaaaa

[MendaciousM]

its said it was in 2008

[GoPDemon]

one of the old host got kicked off for drunk driving...

[laurenmacsporren]

lol! I agree with grubs. What is this clip from?

[grubs427]

He's not drunk, it's just slowed down...