LONGCAT: THE MOVIE

[ErikHouwenVideos]

Will it blend

[uunuu1000]

Its toooo long cat  ^^

[softan]

Rules 1 and 2 faggot.

[ihalloway]

0:58 Oh Yee :D

[aditzuca2]

UMADBRO?!

[MrLukeHk]

i really enjoyed this.. but it needs to be longer :D

[KingSharlix]

i saw a tittie..hehehe..

[TheLambsandwich]

anal rape is anal

[codyspang]

did anyone else see something moving in the address bar while watching this?

[codmanAK47]

nyan cats bro

[luiszil]

0:41 Goku

[AEJPay]

Wait... there are 2 cats. Long cats?

[negotiatorsheep1]

*gasp* what if, an organism can somehow surpass the long cat's distance.. I wonder what's out there. I must take note of this wonderful discovery. We must continue our search. :D

[federicomanuelolveir]

jajaja Protoss (Star craft) jajaja

[kittycat4193]

chuck norris's tounge

[TheErasedMasterpiece]

another nakid chick: 0:27

[deeaandredeea]

0:28 "LOL"! :)))

[ultimateDragoon99]

0:58. Tittiessssss urwelcome

[MrRty139]

Chuck Norris can touch the cat's head and tail at the same time with only one finger.

[Mussbus1]

0:49 a new long cat starts

[jakezilla382000]

nope.avi vs longcat

WHO WILL WIN

[mfTOre]

so...are you saying that...long cat is long?

[LaLeyendaDeLink]

just like my dick...

[LunaRusso101]

E. P. I. C.

[Kiammyfy]

long cat is nyan cat's cousin? :O

[pugarifficPichu101]

"This is Longcat according to 4chan.org-"

*suddenly advertisement*

[BlackCatJaja]

0:56-0:59 Gave me a bit of a sick feeling inside...

[CFPHGamer]

@RevLettuce umad troller?

[OperationLegacyShow]

This is only a short clip from the movie. The actual film is well over 9000 era's long.

[markmwahaha]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

*Sunglasses*

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[zerosaber97]

 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

THIS-IS-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG CAT ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[Anonymous221]

/watch?v=POBqwC-9AvU better version

[retromayz13]

...press 9 for 69

[Olpster]

It is to small

[whoami382]

0:57 thumbs up 4 boobs

[MaitlandJones]

Long cat is long...

[LocosJopos1]

69 <3

[nikstarboy]

0:58 LOLL NYAN CAT

[roblox808]

my dick is longer

[Kawayol]

Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooong.

[lmcullen1]

0:57 Naked Anime Chick

[taekwonico]

Oh my god, IT LIVES!

[edchan56]

DaMn ThAt CaT's MoThErFuCkIn LoNg

[suckmyballs85]

Did anyone notice that japanieese chick that longcat was goin' through

[TheCrazyDragonz]

longcat cant die

[robkijktmee]

atleast hez no DWARVE.

[virusyete]

I prefer the long cat song with it.

[dwyImike]

Anyone else see the anime chick on a spit?

[CFPHGamer]

what happends if that cat does a barrel roll?

[michaelwg123]

@CFPHGamer armigedon thats what will hapen

[CookiezEater]

@CFPHGamer LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­~L

[enes6798]

@CFPHGamer If he does a barrel roll he does a barrel roll.

[RevLettuce]

@CFPHGamer you become gayer

[Jennijenji]

@CFPHGamer then it turns into a cinnomon roll

[lpgurlnj]

@CFPHGamer The universe would spin outta orbit causing us to be swallowed into a cold, dark black hold of nothingness.

[MrRason]

@CFPHGamer The world crashes :D

[XxRobertBoyxX]

@CFPHGamer It turns into NYAN CAT!

[rocketmik65]

@CFPHGamer Chuck Norris is there to stop the mass destruction. The battle is said to be seen by one man. and his name...........is Stephen......FRY.

[rocketmik65]

@CFPHGamer due to the mass destruction, you WILL be able to simply walk into Mordor, and not worry about getting an arrow to the knee.

[CFPHGamer]

thats one long cat

[mambangafro]

0:57

ME GUSTA....

[F0ra11Fr33m3n]

Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

[Iongcat]

lol

[123Pucca321]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[member186]

I want poster!! NOW!!

[MysteryKid88]

o shi

[MysteryKid88]

o shi

[SillyCartoons]

THAT IS THE BEST THING I EVER IN THE WORLD THIS YEAR HELL MABEY OF ALL TIME!!!

[AdrenalinGnome]

lmao luv how i JUST saw this on funnyjunk 3 minutes ago :3

[TheMyRequest]

nudity on youtube!!!!!!!!!! 0:58

[qnteban1L2P]

whats his length in lightyears?

OVER 9000

[magmamax]

Long post is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG....and bored too

[MegaFPSNinja]

Y U NO THUMBS ME UP ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[yeoldpepsi]

@MegaFPSNinja i dont fuckin know ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[DJB9409]

love tha random 69

[uberCharlie7552]

That was just longcat's fourth finger

[austinbondify]

longcat is cute

[hunterpossum]

shoop da woop



[Smartboy7]

Longcat's end is at 0:49.

[gameinggodsPS3]

SHOOP-DA-WHOOP

[godwin972]

0:22 Hi, Bugs Bunny!

[videogamefanatic89]

0:57 ...

[guitarhero2211]

things he is longer than:

snakes

planes

snakes on planes

[DerKanalHater]

0:58 wtf

[xXsuperbossXx]

@DerKanalHater its a teleporter

[KaliberKing]

tl;dr

[KakashiOwnage]

OMG! LONG CAT IS LONG! 

[TheLongcatFantasy]

at 0:52  HELLO KITTY AND YOTSUBA WERE LIKE "OOOOOO WHATS THAT??" XDD

[TheLongcatFantasy]

OMG HELLO KITTY AND YOTSUBA WERE LIKE "OOOOOO WHATS THAT??" XDD

[TheLongcatFantasy]

OMG WOW

[drgn573]

longcat raped a girl lol through the puss and out the mouth! LOL it showed her boobs

[drgn573]

longcat raped a girl lol through the puss and out the mouth! LOL it showed here boobs

[Qben5]

i like how it finishes after the sandwich lol

[shinyta11]

longcat is longer

[tambok143143]

nice loooooooooong cat

[XxDARKsindicatexX]

well, look at your keyboard. and look at how far a to z stretches on the keyboard. i can calculate it too approx. 1/4 " size. thats a loooooooong comment! btw. its just a joke.

[MrAJ1957]

hah

[WantEpicMusic]

"gum takes 7 years to go through a digestive system"

for longcat, a mouthful of tuna takes about twice that...

[Jorgaso]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOONG

[hp7135]

wow O.O BOOBS 0:56

[BlackBerrieNinja4297]

pause at 58

its rather strange

[SolgerLemp]

beh my penis is longer

[rallyivan1234]

0:47 Dio Brando!

[johannmono]

0:58 wtf

[vegetablescankill]

My penis is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooong

[gabriel3272]

@vegetablescankill kid

[vegetablescankill]

@gabriel3272 kid what?

[XxDARKsindicatexX]

@vegetablescankill

it stretches from a to z on the keyboard. c'mon thats like a guy saying you know i have a 32 incher... so youre wanting guys to know you have a big one???? a bit confused... ribbit

[vegetablescankill]

@XxDARKsindicatexX What teh hell are you takin' bout?

[vegetablescankill]

lol 69 at the end

[scriminamp]

Not long enough

[FlipUltraHD]

So, Longcat is 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000 light years long.

[CrashSnapBoom]

@FlipUltraHD  I'm LONGER

[adyot2]

LONGCAT HAS TEH GIANT GODLY CHEEZEBURGER WOUND AWOUND HIM!

[ffsboom]

They had to scale him down for this, he's actualy longer than that

[AndyGoezRawR]

WoW long...

[TheMrbacon101]

imagin having to shit out long cat

[TheGrinninMan]

Longcat has never pooped....and he never will.

[aCrucifiedCrusader]

Longcat is longer.

[chance531]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOONG story bro

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

btw whats the music? ive heard it before its so majestic

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Longcat is the definition of long, no wait.. hes longer then that, waaaay longer, longcat is longer then ultra infinity x 999999999999999 long, and even longer, God created longcat, but longcat became a God himself, he now rules everything from the earth, to all the way behond anything of existence. so.. i think you get it yeah.. longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. and even longer, and longer then that even. ALL HAIL LONCAT!

[Timetravelable]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 Yes, yes. Now contain your orgasms, please.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Timetravelable sorry, its just that i saw Longcat pass my window the other day, so i had to say something nice. :P

[mopopoika91]

00:58 i see titties!

[sonicganga]

anyone else notice the protoss carrier :p

[CoreyForTheWin]

00:58 ;)

[Clonegunnery]

Hes longer! ITS ALL LIES LONG CAT IS GOD HE IS LONGER THEN ALL SPACE AND TIME!

[TheVictoris]

end of universe LOL

[AtiaRotias]

I tried to scroll down in a rush

[MrFozzilla]

i saw a nipple! and it ended and started again

[tailsdoll22]

long cat ended at 0:49

[MrAnimash]

@tailsdoll22 thats true, then it started again...hmmmm long cat not so long then?

[tailsdoll22]

@MrAnimash lol i was the 1st one to see it

[evildnalor]

3(final verse ALL HAIL LONG CAT!)

On a monitor screen, stained with jizz from the pr0n.

a long cat is staring at me..

For it twas on the screen, with a epic face palm

long cat created the internet for thee!

[evildnalor]

On a forum far away, is a long long cat! An emblem of old and new fags. and I lulz that long cat tits, or get the fuck out! it is what long cat says! chorus* Oh I cherish the oh so long cat till I put my java book down and I'll cling to the long cat and go pick up some bitch down town. 2. oh that old long cat, so despised by furfags has a wonderous attraction at the core. For the dear, cat so long, looks down from above. and invokes that ruule 34!

[FubarLovesBumblebee]

But he ends at 0:49 O_O

[allennis4]

@FubarLovesBumblebee Quiet you, your not supposed to notice that long cat ends...you almost blew the world up right there...

[SamuraiX38]

@FubarLovesBumblebee no actually he doesn't. Pause it and read the text to the left in red. It says "wormhole" basically some parts of long cat went through one end of a wormhole and came out the other end, so it only LOOKS like he ended. but in physics term it didnt. Hope that clears it up :D

[FubarLovesBumblebee]

@SamuraiX38 Thank you! Oh sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!

[Mrdragonwish]

the best movie

[charliemadman]

0:58 whoops, nudity!

(NOTE: Only a little!)

[A2ndhaze567]

haha jesus is saying lol

[SMWjunkie2]

0:58 she got impaled up the ass!

[Itzthreepeat]

54: DOctoR OctAGONapuS BLauRrRGHHh!!!!!1!!1!1!

[themetroidprime]

0:48 WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYY

[KindaThatGuy]

Ok just to get the story of the Longcat straight, Longcat was the good one and Tacgnol is the evil one, which were both siblings. They both represent the World in its entirety. The more good in the world the bigger Longcat grows, the more evil in the world, the bigger Tacgnol grows... They are in an everlasting battle which is never won because good can never overcome evil, and evil can never overcome good.

[TheUKMagpie]

@KindaThatGuy Stay away from Encyclopedia Dramatica...

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@TheUKMagpie and you stay away from the Vodka...

[TheUKMagpie]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 Aah! He knows about my vodka! (*Quickly hides vodka under table.*)

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@TheUKMagpie lol, i was saying that as i assumed you were drunk since you could say something like that longcat is dramatic.. LONGCAT IS REAL! HE IS EVERYWHERE! ALONG WITH HIS EVIL TWIN BROTHER, TACGNOL, GOOD AND EVIL, LIKE HE SAID, WILL ALWAYS EXIST! *Kitty Power*

[XxDARKsindicatexX]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99

Matter and antimatter are being pussies.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@XxDARKsindicatexX lolwut?

[flimflabber]

@KindaThatGuy

TLDR

[sErgEantaEgis12]

@KindaThatGuy Longcat vs. Tacgnol. Every hero as a nemesis, soon we will all haz a flavr.

[SabastianBurke]

Freeze at 0:55 if you do not wish to see disturbing Guro.

And for those who don't know what I'm talking about. I really wish I didn't know what I was talking about.

It's sadistic EVIL pron.

[scriminamp]

longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOONG

[TheAeriaGloris]

OMG WHEN I HEAR THIS MUSIC I GET GOOSE PIMPELS

THE MOVIE MATRIX IS THE BEST FCKING MOVEI EEEVEEER!!!

AND LONGCAT IS LONG LOL

[shoopdawhoop217]

OMFG HAHAHAH!

[shoopdawhoop217]

Longcat... Approximately 10,000 feet

[halomaster22323]

0:57 omg what the hell is happening there?



[DaRKDEFIANCE0games]

@halomaster22323 The internet... Just...The internet.

[2n314]

but he cant defeat tacgnol

[vipumies]

longcat is looooooooooooooooooong

[xbox360boy66]

long cat is long

[418jrbec]

iv seen longer TACGNOL he's 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000 feet long >:)

[samurai1833]

Matrix music?

[Michael221Films]

Carrier at 0:30, LOL :)

[trueGirlfriends]

that is so... woooow

[mavoelker]

4CHAN!!!! the same thing that made pedobeaer

@mavoelker

who? OH - you mean RUNNING BEAR!

Fucking newfag