Whose Line Is It Anyway- Scenes From a Hat

[dedicatedsleuth]

I feel sexist, but I don't like any of the girls who perform on Whose Line xD and I'm a girl! I just like the guys!

[somedood99]

Damn hes cute

[Yellow4494]

LOL COLIN

[RedPaganPunk]

I love the 'Things You Wouldn't Hear in a Boxing Ring' xD

This is random, but does anyone know the name of the skit that they do where (I don't know how to explain this properly, sorry) All of them except one can only say one line? Say it's 'I resent that!', then they say it over and over? Thanks :)

[improvqueen]

@RedPaganPunk That's called 'Two Line Vocabulary' The straight man of the scene is trying to get something done (plan an attack, work on a construction site, etc), while the other two have two lines each they can say, and the straight man has to work around those lines.

[14greenboy14]

@improvqueen aka Who can piss off Colin Mocharie the most?

[TheSuperfunnyangel]

C A R E Y

LMFAO

[xjaammiiee]

things you wouldnt hear in a boxing ring:

Damn he's cute!

i'm a white canadian i got a chance!

HAHAHAHAHA

[CASA4468]

@xjaammiiee thts mean im Canadian!!!...!!!...!!!

[greatestgoalie25]

@nefertum: I could relisten to that for hours LOL

[Dancing09Tinkerbell]

"It seemed like any other autopsy..."

[ranma150]

na im bored of pictonary lets play life heh

lol

[ranma150]

shes better than kathy

[graceXgartey]

for real. she doesn't even do anything.

[BabboV3]

"They have escaaaaaped!" Ah, Colin...

[P2J6O8]

Ironic, Death Playing The Game Of Life

[BenjyHenryHoward]

I'm not kidding, here's the circumstance. I liked Bea Arthur. I was sad when she died earlier this week. I'm still sad because my friend and I were talking about her today. So, I watch Whose Line to make me happy, and what do they say first thing? Oh, the irony!

Tapeworm. You gottta love Colin.

[MattMcSteen]

Colin was really rockin' in this one. ^^

[cascadingshadows]

20 Ways to Self Control -- President Clinton! *turns the page*

[2BagsMurph]

LOL at 0:28

[spyda622]

i bought a tapeworm

[ritsfata]

c a r e y

[Chakoo32]

*throws PC out window desperately*

XDD x

[darkzero297]

CANNOT UNSEE!!!!!!

*kills self*

[Chakoo32]

scarred for life lol

[chickenzincasinoz]

its funny cuz its true

apparently! X_X

[RobbyL9]

"Ooooooh I'm very small down there."

"I'm a white Canadian, I've got a chance!"

That white Canadian part, I don't exactly get it, can someone explain? It was pretty funny watching Colin try to box, nevertheless.

[frailwinter]

Basically him being a white Canadian is essentially him saying that he is weak. It's something you wouldn't hear in a boxing ring cause a weak little white Canadian guy wouldn't have a chance at all in a boxing ring. Funny stuff.

Also, I love the "THEY HAVE ESCAPED!"

[RobbyL9]

Yeah, my mother also explained it to me. He'd probably be up against a black American or a black Cuban and wouldn't stand a snowball's chance.

Did you know that the highest amount of olympic gold medals for boxing in the last 50 or so years have always gone to either Cuba or the United States? I guess we now know why.

[ranma150]

yea and when the hell was the last time u saw any white dude at in a boxing ring that was good

[doomwolf240]

ROCKY!!

[ranma150]

a real fighter not a fake one

[DoctorCanRhyme]

I <3 Colin and Ryan!

[GligarTheWarrior]

im a white canadian! i got a chance!! lmfao

[armymonkey1]

"Vhat r u talking about, Villis?"

LOL + ROFLMO!!!

[LittleIzzyandMicky]

I love Ryan! LOL <333

[Killsar27]

THEY HAVE ESCAPED!!!! lolz!

[FreakyYesIAm]

~Oh I'm really small down there~

[whiteman15s]

lmao=laugh my ass off

[lilbeachgrl123]

what's lmao?

[googooly1]

No offense but women are not good in this show

[SFIEEH]

There just good for 'Sound Effects' thats hilirious! :D

[likeumlaurenisadork]

agreed.

[lisambofoh]

True, but that British woman, Josie is funny.

[football90ob]

"damn, he's cute" ahahaha

[MARINE4284]

I love when Colin does his Col Klink impersonation, it's hilarous lol

[mavz5and41]

what happened to the yankee hat

[marissa2010rose]

lmao, Colin.... "I'm a white Canadian, I have a chance!!" lol

[meowfram]

omg lol at around 2:15 when colin mocary said ive got a tape worm i was eating a cheese string hahaha

[Letsgodevils44]

is it me or is anyone who fills in that "other" spot is just never funny??...greg and brad are kinda funny but like kathy griffin and this broad and theo ther girls and chip arent that funny

[ClassicRockMitch]

LOL LOVE THEM

[Laminusccrazzyy]

the guy in the yellow shirt lost weight i think, or is it just me

[fierceasfire]

"C-A-R-E-Y"

"damn, he's cute"

"oohh.. i really small down there"

lmao.

[ritsfata]

c a r e y

[155390]

Wayne and Colin are 100% pure funny! XD

[ChrsBrwnLver]

ohh im really small down there.

haha he actually sounded good when he sang that.

LOL

[superbedst]

Loved the-Things you wouldn't hear in a boxing ring-

"DAMN he is cute"

"Im a white canadien, I´ve got a chance"

Thanks for the uploading, You just made my day

[Fegzy]

lmao "They have escaaaaaaped!" What?!

[StSIZpanX]

lol, thats just what  beatle said

[beatlequeen06]

Ahaha Colin- "They have escaaaaaaped!" LMAO!

[LSKennedy78]

Oh well. Either way, it's funny to see his reaction!

[LSKennedy78]

I thought he was trying to close the browser window, couldn't, and got rid of the monitor to solve it.

[Chadwookiee]

He meant literally opening the window, not the browser window.

[LSKennedy78]

I know that. I was referring to the motions Ryan was making *before* he threw the computer out of the window. He saw Ryan as hitting the backspace key, I saw it as Ryan trying to close the brower window. Either way, that computer was going out!

[nanobronx46]

OMG the hat...

[kayliebaby55]

they have escaped!

[deamonsead]

how does that make sense? it's funny, but still... i don't get it.

[kayliebaby55]

idk. wayne was speaking german and then all of the sudden colin is acting all random.

[aznboikyle]

i think he was talking about the jewish

[kayliebaby55]

that does make sense.

[apapat]

"idk. wayne was speaking german and then all of the sudden colin is acting all random."

That's his Colonel Klink impression. (A Nazi character from Hogan's Heroes.)

[ClassicSteinwayJonas]

because he doesn't know German!!!

[heartFIEND]

"it seemed like any other autopsy.."

[27LeBlanc619]

1:08 colin just stands there then says THEY HAVE ESCAPED

[MarzleyBarzley]

My Love song thing would be " Oh Yeah i love you woops i farted" lol

Love Whose line!

[scooba4lyfe]

already used by Kathy during a scenes from a hat buddy

[Advantium]

gee just steal a line

[EpsilonMK12]

C.A.R.E.Y

[hpboy7]

hmm, dirty jokes and beer...

[FunForLife156]

lol

[someoneyoudonotknow]

Is that girl the voice of Aunt Selma and the other Aunt from the Simpsons?

[apparentlykatie]

no.

[Angelprincess3142]

Good scene.

[batahouse22]

ways to turn someone gay

by: chris crocker

[MIONION]

1:40

*How to pick up woman By drew carey *

haahahah

[lindy4ev123]

i shit myself!!!! and pissed myself!!!!! and these r my fave pants.... waaaaaa

[gudruna]

funny

[Mike07P]

lmao drew"yea we get it" xD.

[DonaldHellsing]

lol hogans heros haha

[yaras1]

i'm a white canadian, i got a chance hehe love the show!

[jpsilveira]

"damn he's cute. " lmao

[Arthounot]

I am sorry, but i don't get the personality jokes, what i mean is. When i don't know the person, i don't get the joke...

[kazene10]

"im a white canadian i got a chance" XD!!

[UzumakiSonic619]

I'm bored of Pictionary, let's play Life.

[alisonxxxx123]

hahaha

im white canadian, i have a chance

[BwayDreamer1128]

yeah see I don't really get what the joke is with that one. Care to explain?

[Samuijin]

Possibly because Canadians aren't really known for their boxing prowess? I'm not sure >>

[alisonxxxx123]

haha maybe its just because im the only canadian in a high school of americans and germans and they like to bug me by saying things like that

[15TEEN]

actually drew cannot be critic,, you can see his face when ryan do joke on him.. come on this inly a joke dont take it so hard.. if you host on a funny show like this get lost.. many time ive seen these.. not only ryan do that, the black guy and colin have done it b4. just look at the reaction of carey.. wtf

[Skulblaka1987]

im a white canadian, i have a chance XD atta boy Colin

[JohannazzZ]

What does Wayne say in the number one sticom in Germany part:

"what are you talking about....."??

[KingofBlah37]

"Villis." In case you don't recognise it, he's doing a parody of Gary Coleman's trademark phrase on an old sitcom Different Strokes, which is where he got most of his fame.

[JohannazzZ]

I have no idea who Gary Coleman and what Different Strokes is (guess that show never aired in Sweden=)).

Thanks anyway for telling me.

[KingofBlah37]

No problem. I've actually never seen Different Strokes myself, I just obsessively research stuff. I have no life outside of the internet and playing trombone.

[JohannazzZ]

Haha well, then I know who to turn to if I need some information in the future =).

[oxymoronariel]

...wow i hope you're kidding

[MrsLovett112]

I'm very small down there...

[4296mph]

i like the other hat better

[noobking111]

the USA one?

[rooney5656]

"THEY HAVE ESCAPED??" hahaha

[FriendlessLizbitch]

I wonder if Ryan IS really small there..? >.>

[newman20072008]

no ryan is not small down there lol lol lol

[pippyspot]

I think not.

[AgApE010]

LOL! i love this show!

[joster285]

"20 ways to self-control; President Clinton"

[edtheloner]

"Oh I'm really small down there"

LMAO!

[mimbex]

"Damn, he is cute" xD...lol

[bluebear1985]

I liked the confusion between Colin and Wayne there. It was like "Three's Company" meets "Hogan's Heroes".

[emcy11]

Gods I love Colin xDDD

[soMa3889]

vhut in you talking about villis?!

[IamTHEwall123]

It should have been "'Unlikely first lines of love songs''I'm a white Canadian, I've got a chance.'"

[dovesign]

What you talkin about willis? Colin probably gets good head more than most people! Chicks love guys that make them laugh.

[XxAlmightyStanxX]

The lie that girls say to let down funny guys easy. ;)

[BlueberryMuffin109]

"I brought a tape worm." lol!

[serosdata]

If you have seen Josey from the Original she appears occasionally on the American. She is hilarious.

[marna52]

C-A-R-E-Y Drew should have seen that coming LOL!

[ilikepie118]

"I brought a tapeworm!"

That made me laugh so hard! Colin is hilarious, the best thing i've seen come out of Canada ever!

[monkeyonatable]

That and Canadian bacon

[astroknow]

why is the girl always so lame?

[Ulrock7777]

i liked the Life joke oh well everyone has their own opinion

[OUdarling]

Nope, that's Denny Siegel. She was the fourth person a few times, and in 1999, she was a correspondent on "The Daily Show". Clinton/Lewinsky jokes are just really easy (and fun) to make. :)

[Mitsukai1o1Tsuchi]

Books least checked out in a library:

"The story of my life, by Drew Carey"

[kindersouth]

thats what i thought Ryan was gonna say

[carolkath]

you guys are aware that _Dirty Jokes and Beer_ was a book that drew wrote, right?

[RRVCrinale]

Man, Ryan was brutal in this one...

[WyldCat005]

"Oh, I'm really small down there..."

[ThenextBatista]

I could imagine colin saying for the ulikely first lines of a love song "I'm a white canadian, i have a chance!"

....ZEY HAVE ESCAAAAAAPED!!!

[ThenextBatista]

You can tell it was a old episode. Look at the hat.

[smoothwoof]

Yeah.. tanks for the info.. i saw her doing rap and hoedown.. she is gud but sometimes funny..

[smoothwoof]

Whose the chick who is participating in the show?

[smoothwoof]

They have escapeeee!!! Haha.. Colin rules!!!

[jeremy91511]

lol. dirty jokes and beer... drew careys book..

[MeyersChrisA]

vat are you talking about villis?

[sunofsun23]

oh i see. she was in the golden girls.

[mozzerella111]

But really, who'd want to buy colins tape worm?

(apart from chris)

[AllRequired]

That "Carey" reference (and I don't think it referred to "Mariah") was begging to happen.

[fishdude77]

"i'm a white canadian i got a chance."

[lfc185times]

when the women tells the joke about the crim reeper watch ryans face as if 2 say wtf haha

[Servant324]

LOL at the VERY end when drew says "Thank you very much...." look at the woman's facial expression behind him to the right. So funny considering what Ryan just sang!

[ez3refills]

oh...I'd love to see bea arthur

[ScarletWhite]

I like the American Hat better.... but o well. RYAN IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[SunkistMeg]

They have escaped!

[BlueEyedBabe03]

"Oooh, I'm really small down there!"

Oh, my. LMAO. xDDD

[IheartFreedom]

poor Quayle.

[laff2much]

"i'm a white canadian! i gt a chance!!"

that plus

"i brought a tapeworm..."

[inklinkinklink]

LOL!

[heylookitsme07]

What's funny is that I actually own "Dirty Jokes and Beer"....

[Panama0815]

And he spelled 'Potato' with potatoe

[JalousYet]

and he said, "I'm so glad to be here in this state of Chicago." and a bunch of other stuff.

[PheNOMofHDC]

that was W. Bush

[waterflowing2]

Who is Dan Quale?

[x56tube34]

"It seemed like any, other autopsy"

[roshdoggy]

what did ryan say for the library one?

[improvqueen]

"Dirty Jokes and Beer: An Audiobook" is a book Drew Carey wrote. It's kind of an autobiography.

[iPhalanx]

yep, b arthur was rather hideous, even in her early years.

[kbabii00]

i luv wayne and colin

[SnoSixtyTwo]

Oh, can someone explain the "they have escaped" part to me? I'm German and I don't get it :D

[bthomehub2]

i think it's meant to be a Nazi reference - the jewish people escaping from concentration camps :|

not very funny in my books - if that is what colin meant.

Actually, its an impersonation of Colonel Clink from Hogan's Heroes.