O&A Traveling Virus (Philadelphia) - Ralphie May (1 of 2)

[AMASSEY1000]

my 18 yr old nephew turned me on to Ralphie - in my 50's - great to hear the real stuff - he's great - ever notice the "race" in the audience? thank you nephew!!

[ackabee83]

man this dude has some awsom material. fucken funny shit.

[XXchronic420XX]

iam not writing an essay for you, dont bother to corret my grammer, stupid bitch!

[chi3f420tok3]

u tell that faggot

[7656180993]

He is funny and has a nice rack.

[blkhatch93]

: - )

[YamGrizzRider660]

anybody hear at bout 1:43 someone say hes so fuckin fat??? well if they did fuck them he may be big but hes the fuckin man and prb get more ass then that asshole gets

[BrainFuel44]

or maybe they were just making and observation and decided to say it really loud hahaha

[IrishHarlan]

the video is good, except for the people talking the whole fucking time he is on stage! What the fuck guys?!?

[k1ngdragon411]

Magical creature funny!!!!!

[bargainmom]

Ralphie rocks! Rude idiots talking during the show! Ghetto trash...

[aegisknox]

@bargainmom Ask Ralphie who is more likely to be more of a guetto trash... The person who talked during his show, or the person who illegally filmed this and put on youtube.

[tuerkek]

men with flip flops...loved that part

[estew98]

so bc hes fat u dont think hes funny?

ur gay

[STOKEYmusic]

learn to spell

[teresaveg]

This audience is soooo rude.

[Damndrrtyapes]

Why the heck are people talking during the performance?? Idiots who keep you from enjoying what you came for, movie or comedy act or concert etc, should be shot.

[robcr8ton]

wow that guy is fat he needs to lay off the cakes.

[xpolandzfinestx]

And everyone and their mother knows he gets at a MINIMUM of 110% MORE pussy than you could ever get.

=)

[N11Ckk123472]

ownt

[XXchronic420XX]

110% means that if you get laid by 10 people then he gets laid by 11...

only 100% you do, plus 10%

makes polandz finest people look like fucken tards! stupid polish cant even crack a good joke!

[xpolandzfinestx]

uh yeah that made no sense.

thank you for wasting my time, your time, and embarassing yourself.

[xpolandzfinestx]

"You're."

-___-

[chi3f420tok3]

oh god the grammer police...

[xpolandzfinestx]

yup.

[theoneandonlybillow]

if only you knew that yup isn't a word! here you are trying to correct other retards on here and you don't even use an actual word

[Gr1mReapa]

oh its to bad for you your brain can't comprehend what he was trying to communicate you stupid fuckin monkey.

are you that fuckin dense? ever had a conversation with people? alot of people say yup even though it isn't a word you know what it fuckin means so fuck off

ever heard of evolution? yea thats right things evolve including language

[theoneandonlybillow]

Actually, yes I have heard of evolution, and no I'm not "that fuckin dense", and I have had a conversation with a person but not multiple people at one time which is physically impossible thus negating the possibility of "a conversation with people". So why don't you just stop breathing and leave the oxygen for intelligent people who need it for the proper operation of their brains becasue you obviously do not need it anymore since you are so much more mentally advanced than everyone else

[germainiac666]

STANDING OVATION!!!

[theoneandonlybillow]

oh i am ever so sorry that i offended a knuckle-dragging moron like yourself...i obviously have had several conversations in which the "word" yup was utilized....if only more women believed in abortions i would not have to deal with people who have diptheria of the 23rd chromosome as you must certainly have

[Gr1mReapa]

you are trying to hard, get over yourself. no need for a nerd rage.

[theoneandonlybillow]

if i were "trying TOO hard" i would've already figured out who you are (it is possible with how talented i am with computers) and you would already be in the hospital...an i am sorry that my last comment got to you...here you go i'll put you down in words you can understand this time you stupid-ass dick-sucking bitch...OH NO it's the Gr1mReapa everybody run because he will argue with you over the internet like a true retard

[Gr1mReapa]

lolol dont have a nerd rage kiddy, you wouldnt put me in a hospital so stop pretending and again you are sill trying to hard.

seriously nerd rage much?

why so many tears???

[theoneandonlybillow]

First of all i am 6'4" tall and weigh 236 lbs so i am pretty sure that i would easily beat the living shit out of you. An yes your comments keep me up at night until i finally cry myself asleep because some no-life little 10 year old is attempting to pick a fight with me over the internet. BTW is that the only put-down you can think of is "nerd rage" just because i am smarter than your retarded ass. Oh you didn't know that diptheria of the 23rd chromosome is DOWN SYNDROME. it's TOO hard btw

[Gr1mReapa]

come on big tough internet man come beat me up. ill send you my address in a private message if you want. think your such a bad ass behind your computer aye lol?

you try too hard.

keep raging its funny.

[Frostyjesus]

@theoneandonlybillow wow your gay

[Frostyjesus]

@theoneandonlybillow hey sexy, want to get lucky?

[Frostyjesus]

@theoneandonlybillow you seem to like him

[XxCONFINEDxX6661]

damnu i was supposed to go to that. ralphie may kicks ass

[davyeking]

hey what is that slave song he is singing?

or did he make it up?

[fun555555555]

wade in the water

[davyeking]

thank you sir/ma'am

[fun555555555]

sir haha

[Gator414]

hahaha.... philly people arent nice at all.... some are cool but i mean, most of us are pretty ignorant.... there probably arent too many people from camden there, but there ignorant as well.... this guys funny as shit though

[jeebs15]

half a fag hahahaha

[joecool759]

thats fn great

[GuitarPunk95]

lol so funny i wuz there

[paulaward]

Grown man wearing flip flops!! Hilarious! I hate sandals on men too -especially the ones who have the nerve to wear black socks.....

[granxuxo]

el ralfi truuuuuu

[ProjectM555]

Ralphie.....Playing...Bay Area.....WHEN?

[lake122]

next weekend, Cobbs Comedy Club in SF

[ProjectM555]

Thanks, I checked it out. Tickets are not that bad, $18.00/$20.00 for Saturday. Ralphies the bomb. YouTube use to have a bunch of his act.

[IvoryStars]

I love the midget ticklin noise.

[deepfreeze8]

I wonder if the people talking thru out the show are the same guys at the Michael Richards show.

I would go off too. People need to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[bossygrl27]

LOL hahaha that's awesome i know I kinda feel bad for micheal richards.

[deepfreeze8]

Why dont people SHUT THE FUCK UP when a show is going on.

[bossygrl27]

Me and my boyfriend saw him in Portland a few weeks ago and there was a lady sitting behind us that kept yelling out all his punch lines I was so freakin annoyed, when you pay to go see something you don't want to hear some drunk lady behind you yappin

[deepfreeze8]

Overall how was his show. He's playing in Sacramento next month. Does he have new material or is it the midgets, Acid trip, retard, pope watch, material.

[bossygrl27]

yeah he did the midgets and the acid trip but the rest of it was new, he was hilarious. and they were so nice!

[fukkkparishilton]

i love ralphie may.he is funny and sexy as hell and mencia aint got shit on him!

[idatethefatkid]

Damn right Mr. May is SOO SEXY

[fukkkparishilton]

like he said on celebrity fit club,"im a sexy bitch"!

are you a male or female and im a female and alotta people think im a male.

[idatethefatkid]

I'm a female. I don't know why people would think you're a guy, since it's hard to tell someone's gender from a few lines of text.

[Batterychucker]

Mencia stole Ralphie's "if you can take a dick, you can take a joke" tagline... Ralphie is a funny fucker, but Mencia is a fraud, a corporate stooge.

[pingpongking]

This guy is fucking awesome

[smoky90210]

I love his jokes but i cant stop stareing at his double-chin!

[DevineMagic]

some fucker is talkin in the background... ruins it.

[bigdaddythunda]

LMAO beards & axes bitches!

[ixcuincle]

Somehow I remember him funnier on "Last Comic Standing"...this was ok though.

[joebob9988]

YES, i do agree. I've been disappointed by his current work, i liked his material better on comic standing.

[Receipt]

This rotund planitoid is -awful- on air, but I have to admit he killed.