MAD TV Dollar Bill

[gundome12]

if this was a real show what would happen lol ^_^

[outdoorsman767]

they didn't bleep out nigger, but the bleep out fuck lol

[TubeJockey420]

oh you haven't lived until you've had a crossiant! I mean, nigger please!

[DesmosediciAlice]

"we're not going to kill you, you're just gonna turn up missing...." roflmao

[massshysteria]

lol is that WC?????

[dk5388]

"What kind of a name is fucking phonebook!" for some reason that made me laugh harder lol...even wit the nigger please

[WPGJetsFan4Life]

You haven't lived until you've had a crossant, I mean nigger please..... Haha best part ever lol

[badman463]

there is kid wachin so f##k you both

[venomous513]

SNL ain't got the balls to do a skit like this.

[DurzaTheShade]

"Yeah I got prepositioned twice on sinner street on my way over here."

LOL

[TheMproductions]

madtv sure has lost its pride and glory, aries spears was a natural talent. god bless him

[Manzeron]

@TheMproductions

is he dead ?

[HotsDonutz]

@TheMproductions mad tv doesn't exist anymore..

[TheMproductions]

@HotsDonutz TRUE.

The good Mad Tv is long gone. Sometimes i cant even watch it anymore. Its so bad. All the creativity went and it became boring as hell...

[iLiKeCeRe]

she needed something more manly

trolololololol!

[mrpatrice1993]

I meantto said nigga need to learn how to take a joke

[mrpatrice1993]

Lol oh man dat shit wuz funny who are the two dislike dis mugged need to learn how to take a joke

[stewie274]

by far my favorite skit ever from MAD TV!! This skit alone is better than all the seasons of SNL combined.

[arieloz]

NIGGA PLEASE!!!!!! LOL

[Msbettymonroeful]

xbit!

[billabam]

I smell a Public Announcement commercial...2:56

[ArmondoeCruze88]

I think W.C and X were really pissed

[12nbalover]

His dumb ass should have said nigga not nigger atleast if he said nigga he wouldnt get his ass as bad

[12nbalover]

His craker ass sayin nigga please allmost made me shit my pants nigga

[corycashatt90]

I love his reaction after he says "nigger please" LOL. 

[dwmusic147]

"U havent lived till u had a cresant i mean nigger please" best ooops moment ever! lol

[igbanam]

thumbs up for the three air fist pumps

[wudwudendabudd]

lol cracka...no thank you i dont eat carbs

[Dominated1408]

4:56 he looks like brandon lee from the crow

[BxHype1991]

I've been laughing for days. Funniest shit ever!

[lildashmizz]

:L lol when he plays the n bomb :L

[NgJackal1990]

F. Micheal McCrossky?

[vleimzor]

1 dudes name is actually FRANCISE :;D

[bin5976]

Monsterfuck Monsterfuck Monsterfuck

[bin5976]

Yesh I Love Xzibit 

[jester358]

nigger please

[yellowcougar18]

If you pause at 6.33, you can see Xzibit and Dollar Bill trying not to laugh.

I just love this sketch because of the audience reaction.

[FeloniousDrunk]

When Michael McDonald covers his mouth out of "fear", you can tell that he's really struggling not to laugh.

[yellowcougar18]

@FeloniousDrunk Yeah, and its obvious they never made an issue out it because they used the word 'cracker', and he said nothing.

But I love the looks they give him, like it took so many rehearsals not to laugh.

[glorianoir21]

Whenever I have a bad day....Dollar Bill Montgomery is always there to cheer me up....I wish this was a regular segment.

[chris97951]

lol i miss madtv

[achillesviper]

"Oh you haven't lived till you've had a croissant I mean nigger please." XD

[caliboymojo]

Dub C and Xibit baby!

[pontiaclives]

6:04 Ooooops LOL He is one dead muthafucka haha !!!!!!

[Nwo4life34]

all of the black dudes about to go back to prison after white dude said dat

[lightningstruck444]

rofl "I mean you haven't lived until you have eaten a croissant, nigger please" that was the best

[badt1]

Saddam has voted dislike!

:D:D

[dontbecutk]

So the F word is bleeped but the N word aint??? Weird.

[BroMan0282]

we not gonna kill you, you just gona come up missing

[elmando5]

Xhibit looks like he's always high.

[Cotesworth1337]

Mike's got BALLZ son lmao

[wiggles305]

LMAO white guy : "nigger please"

im black btw

[sugawalls26]

How did they manage to keep straight faces? I was rolling!

[clipsryan]

I love F Michael's face when he realises what he just said. Poor guy got caught up in the moment.

[clipsryan]

@DormantInsanity It's the internet. There's undoubtedly hundreds of sites like that.

[abemich61]

Some of the funniest TV around, miss this show. Would like to hear these bits uncensored.

[TWebb4]

"Nigger please" LMFAO!!!!!

[JellyBird12]

LOL "Theres Kids Watchin So (Bleep) You Both!" LOL

[I4mfr34ky]

Can't believe he was allowed to say nigger on TV. XD

[Phame17]

Lmao I was actually like ":D......:O" When he said Nigger instead of Nigga XD lmao

[JADSDiesel5]

let me re-state the question: where does your famous column appear at mf***

[megalon73]

Hey,Hey, there are KID watching so F### YOU BOTH.

[twotimesspecial]

THIS WAS FUUUUUUUUNNY

[oppa1987]

he committed the cardinal sin.... by wearing a turtleneck ;)

[ALuvLikeNoOther]

LMAO!! I love this clip! The funniest parts is when he goes off and then when he says, "nigger please" and throws the fist out for a pound... This shit is hilarious!!

[MrGhostheart013]

WHOA!!!!! THAT WAS SO HILLARIOUS!!!

[PONYTAILHOLDER67]

...F. Michael's hair looks like my math teacher. He would go on there and act EXACTLY like that.

[gregk0095]

"nigger please" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA that is the dopest shit ever

[kornklone]

I can't believe they didn't censor nigger haha

[DanTheManCO2002]

@kornklone They should've censor that! 

[kornklone]

@DanTheManCO2002 Well not really. if they did, we wouldnt know why the other dudes got mad at him

[khansahb8]

he was doing so well

[tarantino900]

he hey hey theres kids watching this, SO FUCK YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOLOLOLOLOL

[rupman27isback]

the best one it is!! NIGGER PLEASE!

[adzbit213]

xzibit iz a gangsta

[DASD30]

always wear conundrums

[weirdguy75]

I'm actually shocked they didn't censor N word

[keannissa]

"oh u havent lived till youve had a croissant, i mean nigger please." lmfao best line in da whole video :p

[rydgemolino]

what kind of a name IS FUCKING PHONEBOOK

[CodySaysWHAT]

"What kind of name is fucking phonebook?!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Darkrise714]

I wish someone would upload the ep when they had to censor to avoid the FCC, that ep was really hilarious.

[Starjack100]

"Where does your famous column appear at.... motherf***er?!" Imao.

[vergil90000]

"hey theres kids watching so fuck you both"

[Cargo1273]

"No again! cause yea I'am! You know what, I just have had it! cause you know what, I'am not your bitch! alright, I'am not your bitch or your bitch either you cannot intimidate F. Michael McCroskey., and BTW how dare you make fun of the name Francis, What kind of name is F*ing Phonebook ah?! And What about you-- what about Nacraniel That sounds like somebody talk when they had a stroke; Nacraniel."

Classy!

[Joycebattle]

dude i can't find the real talk with snoop dawg & bishop don wuon? that won was real funny.

[taishi]

@Joycebattle /watch?v=nmi69IjfboY&feature=r­elated

[KCOLORAD]

i cant believe he actually said the N word, hahaha i love this show

[IceChiefIsaiah]

when he said "nigger please" i died laughing hard lmao

[anduthoughtiwascrazy]

LOL wtf?

indubitably indubitably

[MDB11]

i mean, nigger please!

ahahahahaahah and he holds his hand for ages ahahahahahah lol

[slunacourtier]

OMG! Totally took me by surprise!

[idreamabouthiphop]

niger please 

[exiaaltronus05]

He's right kids. Always wear your conundrums.

Especially when you got the skank hoes on center street.

[wilcoxjaguars]

@exiaaltronus05 he replies, "You know yall both some stupid Mother F***ers. LMBO!!!!

[buccaneer1990]

how can you say "nigger" on fox? was this a dvd?

lmao. that was hilarious though. "we not gonna kill you."

[DaOmega95]

@buccaneer1990 NAh, the crazy thing is that the N word went through...

[taishi]

@buccaneer1990 ya it went through. fox prolly tried to push the envelope. prolly got a lot of hate mail, i heard they used to get a lot of that back in the 90's

[farrouq00]

"there's kids watchin' so fuck you both!"

[korobkov1]

O_o

[n00kz]

The saddam part was fucking hilarious

[bookdaddy33]

I apologize, lemme reinstate the question..Where does your column appear at, Mothafucka!...lmao!

[moman007]

FINALLY, thanks so much for uploading this, ive been looking everywhere for this

[Starjack100]

"Hey fool, he said preposition not proposition." lol.

[dzhabrail92]

What kind of name is fucking phonebook.

[ShootMeShellz]

"You havent lived til you've had a croissant I mean nigga please"

ROFLOL Made me laugh soo much

[tibherius]

my god so fucking funy the best real motherfucker talk ever

[SYKEwuzSkiGh]

lmao

[franticricky1]

We aint go kill u u just go end up missing

[NJBadBoi1217]

6:06 i cant believ he said that. now they gonna definitly murder him. lol

[freezethedead23]

@NJBadBoi1217

i guess the n word's much more offensive than cracker because of the formers association with slavery and exploitation. Cracker might be just a cheeky term for white people

[ParleLeVu]

@NJBadBoi1217 I don't get it. Is it so bad to say "nigger, please"?

[DocZubrus]

this is the shit...BEST "REAL TALK" of all time

[vergil90000]

@DocZubrus hell yea

[gmccall22]

@DocZubrus .The mothers day real talk is funnier

[tu4eva]

I <3 this; funny as hell

[Yewon2001]

I love dollar bill Montgomery!