ok ill summarize the first episode of futurama in one word: intheyear1999,apizzaboynamedPhillipJ.Fryaccidentalygotfrozenfor1000yearsinacrygenicslab.Hewokeupintheyear2999,obviously,andmetanaliengirlwithoneeyenamedLeela.Sheassignedhimhisjob,whichturnedouttobeadeliveryboy.Fryranofinfearoflivinglikealoserforeverandgettingpokedinthehandbyapainfulobject.Hetrystocallhisnephew,professorFarnsworth,inasuicidebooth,wherehemeetsarobotnamedBender.Idon'twannatypemoresoIblameyourmother.Thatisall.Goawaynowpleas
emo girl loves a sparkly vampire & a shirtless werewolf. she gets knocked up by the sparkly vampire. the baby almost kills her. sparkly vampire rips it out of her turning her into a vampire. END OF STORY
Terms of Service/Use Agreements in a nutshell
SgtErikson 1 day ago
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EqDDiscord 1 week ago
TL;DR
NaveekD 3 weeks ago
@DemonKingMMA
"Wall of text" ?
That's a FORTRESS of text!
WorldWalker128 3 weeks ago
Everyone's reactions to term's & conditions...
WoodymanTHEJ 3 weeks ago
Solution: Remove spaces. Problem, Bender?
dEndiProductions 3 weeks ago
My reaction to all fanfics.
TheWanderingLPer 1 month ago
SABOTAGE.
wolfguy23 1 month ago
What I say when someone tried to get me to read Fallout: Equestria.
wizard2878 1 month ago
>beta reader's agony
ShyScissors 1 month ago
ok ill summarize the first episode of futurama in one word: intheyear1999,apizzaboynamedPhillipJ.Fryaccidentalygotfrozenfor1000yearsinacrygenicslab.Hewokeupintheyear2999,obviously,andmetanaliengirlwithoneeyenamedLeela.Sheassignedhimhisjob,whichturnedouttobeadeliveryboy.Fryranofinfearoflivinglikealoserforeverandgettingpokedinthehandbyapainfulobject.Hetrystocallhisnephew,professorFarnsworth,inasuicidebooth,wherehemeetsarobotnamedBender.Idon'twannatypemoresoIblameyourmother.Thatisall.Goawaynowpleas
MomoClickClickBoom 1 month ago
w;inrtc.siiow?
Nintendorulez 1 month ago
Now approaching:
WALL OF TEXT.
DemonKingMMA 2 months ago
Akdhjsfhjsh432 : Read this please
Me : /watch?v=j-EvW4bkAxc&feature=related
SonicKusanagi181 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Too long, didn't read.
Blaze1289 2 months ago
SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!!!
031000ron1 2 months ago
The new TL;DR.
031000ron1 2 months ago
emo girl loves a sparkly vampire & a shirtless werewolf. she gets knocked up by the sparkly vampire. the baby almost kills her. sparkly vampire rips it out of her turning her into a vampire. END OF STORY
SmashLiXs 3 months ago
@SmashLiXs That was 38 (35 not counting "END OF STORY"). One word, dammit.
triforceman12 2 months ago
@triforceman12 hey, i just converted 4 500 page books that i never read into one small paragraph. i think that's helps alot
SmashLiXs 2 months ago
@SmashLiXs I was joking, man. Well done.
triforceman12 2 months ago
TL;DR
TheWiihardcoregamer 3 months ago
tl;dr
planet5421 4 months ago
The Bible in a nutshell
spyMic158 4 months ago 2
what i said when ppl told me to read cupcakes...
Skywalkerr2008 4 months ago 4
@Skywalkerr2008 Want me to copypasta the entire fanfic, remove all spaces and stops, then repost it here?
MareInTheMoon 3 months ago
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Skywalkerr2008 3 months ago
This is genius.
PaladinPower811 4 months ago
One Word: Epic
SpectreNight 4 months ago 15
@SpectreNight One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.
DXIndustriesInc 4 months ago 42
@DXIndustriesInc One word: Antidisestablishmentarianism
fackinglollig 2 months ago
perfect for responding to people who write like an essay length arguement xD
Matimoo 5 months ago
@Matimoo
No shit.
hmfcabfc 3 months ago
Too Long; Didn't watch.
CrimsonVermillioneye 5 months ago 54