Masturbating Bear Pays Conan A Visit

[VayuPurana]

oh they meant a "real" bear...I had thought, never mind..

[v4lkyr]

"give a hand...." lol

[BlackArchis]

Yes, everyone cheers for the masturbating bear.

[Toxxic88]

And THIS is why Conan is the best talk show host

[Yesiamblind]

I guess those bear genes didn't have an effect on his kids.

[7lusi77]

the music from 1:58 to 2:08 is armenian:) what the hell thay used it in this situation, it`s kinda classic one for us (mean armenians)

[Linksapprentice100]

ahh, back when Conan didn't fuck over everyone not in the US :)

[alexandraeva333]

00:34 the house reminds me of Jack. anyone agree?

[MrUlutraman]

the tanuki statues are a direct "inspiration" for the bear right? you can admit it, its oook

[bluewhale18]

conan needs an umbrella

[peeweefanful]

do you remember jim carrey as it it was so funny

[jetc97]

hmmm i dont think i would want to be under masturbating bear...eww that could get messy

[xDrikenx]

lui

[FPSviet]

the reason they took the break is because they couldn't show what happened next

[Vyselink]

I love how Conan's yelling "NO NO NO" as HE HIMSELF rips the bears pants off lol

[coreymitchelhoulden]

@Vyselink So does TheAgentAssassin.

[B2sick]

@Vyselink ikr the guy in the suit couldnt get them off by himself. with the bear hands and all.

[CinosTheHedgehog2000]

Fuck you, Conan!

[G0DLIKE911]

NOPE! It´s Chuck Tesla

[daddysevenpointfiver]

Conan tell Sona I'm single !!!

[NatKingHarkinian]

So much for self-restraint....

[tomeka1971]

I love it! You are so funny!!!! The bear showed you coco! lol

[AlphaGinga]

CONAN MISTAKE! The bears mug shot displayed him at 6'5, while Conan is 6'4 and appears taller than the bear!

[TheScontessa]

@AlphaGinga conans 6'6

[AlphaGinga]

@TheScontessa I googled it, 6"4 with many verifications.

[autobot69000]

2:51

that's a look of utter contempt for an audience. it's like he's thinking "i spend my adult life crafting clever, witty humor and get nothing. a bear jerking it is all it takes?...i overestimated you."

[Cresendoll]

Shouting "NO!" and ripping the pants off? You're giving mixed signals, Conan.

[Lortagreb]

not that funny. 

[lukethegreat101]

I wonder why NBC had a a problem with Conan...and now hes on cable

[Ms00772]

WTF WTF WTF WTFFFFFFF

[mangomonster26]

bwahahhahaa! this is seriously hilarious! hahahaha

[ViperRob42]

I need to put this song on when I whack it lol

[OfficialFad3]

@ViperRob42  YES!

[TheTubeTalkerJT]

what... in the hell did I just watch?

[geradical]

So he got back the rights to these characters??? I thought NB(Deepthroat Jay Leno)C own them??

I hope he gets backs more of his skits that NBC claims is theirs now.

[sailorchibonmoon]

I'll try that on my husband and see how he'll react to that haha

[bradyhsm]

i myself really didn't find that funny

[jasobres]

Never thought I'd live to see the day when a bear flew while pleasuring himself!

[wadedavisss635]

@SuperSneakyNinjaMan you sir are a true bullshit artist. c'est magnifique.

[FlashMobCenterUSA]

@SuperSneakyNinjaMan SOMEONE HELP THIS KID!

[music4ismylife8]

If THAT'S masturbating, what have I been doing the past 20 years?

[DTJesse]

dt

[nickmooreimages]

Why did he pull off his pants?

[schenkapotimus]

Pedobear?



[EazyPeZe]

hey! did u hear??? conan o'brien may be about to push the envelope on late night television!!!!

[silentone23]

Damn, this made me laugh so hard. l almost lost it when the masturbating bear came back swinging high above Conan.

[welbyKiDDSiN]

i found this easy to masturbate to

[guitarhero0000]

I love the music

[southrules]

Clasique'

[J3T5TR34M]

0:45 holy fuck, no joke my name is jeremy and my mom's name is charlene :o

so my dad's a masturbating bear...it all makes sense now

[carlo88moe]

@J3T5TR34M imagine how lucky u are to be one of the sperms that didnt get drop on that ground or in a towel

[HxCSounds]

this was easy to masturbate to.

[w1dowtaker]

I love the music :D

[khunopie]

If a masturbating bear spanks his monkey, does a zoo keeper cry?

[Flamearch8]

Why did conan yell no when ripping the bear's pants off

[MrQuoteMan]

I found this very awkward to masturbate too...

[6menonaplane]

I have an Envelope!!!

*hands it to Andy*!!! cheers cheers hooray!!!! woopppy!

[impuseuser]

Wth kind of masturbation is that?

[wackpdot1]

@impuseuser its a highly advanced technique

[TheNortherner55]

Wasn't the masturbating bear frozen in ice at the end of Late Night?

[PureZephyr156]

ಠ_ಠ

[aerojovi83]

@TheGaryDaniel because it's funny you prude.

[TheGaryDaniel]

How is that allowed to be on tv?

[SpiderKing7777]

What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? No it's SUPER MASTURBATING BEAR!!

[SpiderKing7777]

Lol love how conan is all " don't do it!!!" while helping the bear get it's pants off

[Hyperkid37]

How I've missed you, you beautiful masturbating bastard...

[FreedomsReigning]

Any member of the audience could have finished that skit 15 seconds in. Yet, it was still hilarious!

[MrDgaf12345]

does conan ever age?

[McAleeks]

Conan, please marry me.

[644tad]

I miss when Conan did late night. Those were the best times.

[Tony19C]

BRING BACK CONANDO!!!

[TheAgentAssassin]

no! NO! don't do it (rips off bears pants)

[blackzepplin]

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[twinkledryad]

triumph?

[BigDuda93]

I didnt know that playing with your sack was considered masturbation.

[GmRb79]

that kinda failed.

NYorkers didnt even react.

[drupares]

Conan says "NO!!!" but he was ripping off the Masturbating Bear's pants

[Wildstyle23]

anybody knows where does the music come from ?

[LocoGroove]

@Wildstyle23 Sabre Dance by Aram Khachaturian 

[Wildstyle23]

@LocoGroove thx!

[kellyberry]

yay conans a perv he rips the bears pants off and watches him masterbate we love u conan just hope nbc doesnt sue

[big1gangsta2clink]

that bear has huge balls

[XowntXihqX]

@big1gangsta2clink no shit

[m1che1]

Conan said no but he meant yes.

[panggulo12345]

@m1che1 thank you captain obvious

[m1che1]

@panggulo12345

You're welcome.

[TomValedro]

lol this is hilarious

[looneytoon76]

Pimpbot 5000

[Yesyourfaceshari]

Go Bear! We missed you.

[mannyb332211]

why is coco now in NY?

[ir0ckfartz]

wait, what happened to NBC owning everything Conan did? like the Masturbating Bear

[kevinbrueck]

@ir0ckfartz That's exactly what I was thinking. If he can use his old characters I want me some "The Interupter", "Fun Hole Guy" "Racist Radio Host Ghost" and "The Dancer With Bulletproof Legs" ASAP!!!

[ir0ckfartz]

@kevinbrueck Hellya. And Triumph the Insult Dog too! i think Conan's best materials were on NBC, but i hope he could at least bring some of 'em back.

[duder6666]

The music makes it all the more hilarious

[rutteh93]

I miss S&M Lincoln, the interrupter, and the guy who yells "I can't take it anymore! there's no reason to live". Also good priest bad priest was awesome.

[coloded]

vomiting kermit was the best

[kgbstalin]

What ever happened to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?

[trueavenger12]

@kgbstalin I'm just waiting for him to return.He was the best character on Conan.

[HFino]

@kgbstalin ahah! I miss him too... yesterday i was watching his video on the Star Wars premiere, so funny...

[Gmc42082]

@kgbstalin he works for best buy now!

[jylounen]

@kgbstalin "Triumph is on the show tonight. I am very worried." conan just tweeted it

[Heemoproductions]

@kgbstalin NBC.

[RockVideoOfTheWeek]

@kgbstalin One miracle at a time my friend, one miracle at a time.

[Chazzi27]

I believe NBC or Robert Smiegal has the rights to him, and Triumphs licensing fee is probably FAR more than Masturbating Bear.

[ExtremeFaggotry]

@kgbstalin Its owned by NBC. Its their "intellectual property". After some time in court they did the bear though or the limitation of its copyright wore off.

[RockVideoOfTheWeek]

@kgbstalin hes back

[eddy4059]

@kgbstalin HES BACK!!!!

[bebeo4]

@kgbstalin /watch?v=O-253uBJap8&feature=r­elmfu Right there

[weeoo86]

.....his kids......are human! :/

[smikules]

Stop "Thumbs Up" Comments that give away the Video!

[CAvideoFAN]

@smikules Yes, they give away the video, but you know how you can avoid seeing the comments before the video? Don't look!

[MeMyselfAndKgore]

i wonder what they fill that sac with

[johndorian84]

This makes me very happy!

[notownself]

kinda looks like one of his eyes is swelling up like a black eye

[smarteCat]

What happened to having the Self-pleasuring Panda?

[whomenoyou1ol]

my dad walked in and just shook his head when he say the bear ._.

[Blademastell]

Sry i dont get to see full conan episodes in switzerland so can i ask you if this is a new studio ?? or is it just a speacial show ?

[thaowhoa]

@Blademastell Its a special set for his week filming in New York.

[riveaa]

i haven't seen that much of conan, but what i've seen is generally really funny... am i missing something here? is this funny coz of an old "inside" joke or something? if not... :/

[Josephll64]

@riveaa not so much of a joke rather than it was nostalgia

[jteruel671]

@riveaa The "Masturbating Bear" is an old character from his old Late Night show while working with NBC.

[daggaweird]

I'm 18 and what was that?

[tookoo559]

@daggaweird Welcome to the internet

[Cvollmar2011]

That was great!

[davidsquall351]

HE"S BACK!!!

[LXBD]

Conan is looking great :D

[JustARandomGuy95]

@LXBD Nice try, Conan.

[ByTheGram]

We need more triumph and the presidents with the mouth cut out thing!

[KingCuervo88]

yes! bring back Triumph!!!!!

[iheartryanstyles]

I hope we see Triumph next

[0nslaught2383]

so, does this mean Conan brokered an agreement over the property of his former show?

[pinoi78]

Please visit FedEx Pope next.

[johnnytastetest]

Anyone remember that Blake or...Blaze...or....Bley...Bleh­h-something?

He used to get to upload videos on teamcoco. I hated that guy. Even a year later, the hatred still lingers. Remember when he did his "Cocofy your Thanksgiving" video, and he bought a whole bunch of food and just...wasted it? He thought that was funny! That was NOT funny, Blehhh!

[Rosvolainen]

Bet this night ended with another DUI.

[kdemon17]

Lol

[1st2rule]

conan has to bring back triumph, the insult comic dog too

[Howler54]

haha I love that conan is yelling No no no!! while he helps him take off the pants xD

[newstart2009]

OMG i miss this!!!!!!

[Spottedfeather]

Now, Conan has to bring back the bit where he'd talk to celebrities that were really just their mouths. Also, Artie Kendall, the singing ghost, the Fed-Ex pope, Preparation H Raymond, Andy's sister, and the ASS stamp.

[EPidemic489]

@Spottedfeather Don't forget THE INTERRUPTER!

[LocoGroove]

My favorite Conan character ever!

[elemenz888]

...so if I want to correct my balls and jiggle them into a more comfortable position within my pants by using my hand from the outside, that counts as ...masturbating? As in "gets you into trouble if you do it in public" ? God...

[evancortez2]

Man, you'd think with a hot wife like that the guy wouldn't need to masturbate any more

[jazzer741]

I miss all of Conan's sketches from his original show after jay. Those were the best ever.

[CoolRik]

MOAR

[chenzhensifu]

jonny corndawg - life of a bear / JUST LISTEN IT!

[chenzhensifu]

WHERE IS ABE VIGODA"!?

[justNmimi]

Lolol

[kip151]

herro

[xtinct2]

"NO NO NO" ...as he helps the bear remove his pants :))

[BlimeyGames]

@xtinct2 Haha, it was amazing. it wasn't even "helping" he ripped them right off too xD

[jasontanweishaun]

@xtinct2 i think it was part of the script. obviously the bear couldn't take off his own pants! lol!

[somejackball]

lmao!

[toonadict]

I liked him more before he sold out and got a normal, non-masterbatory life.

[campingXBL]

Oh god the memories :)

[Sephiko]

Once a naughty bear, always a naughty bear.

[NamelessPencil]

Hej

[mgoldberg123]

hola

[maggiemay2424]

hii



[Irrmacka]

yo