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  • I am a proud student who has resisted its teachers attempts to kill his spirit

  • hahaha i think his video on the parents of honors students still hold true to me. i used to be an honors student back in high school, but i learned how life can be more than books the hard way. but i did go to public school and few if any kids got knocked up in our school because we had conceptual sex ed instead of abstinence only. but there were honors students who did drugs lol

  • Public schools aren't that bad. You need to take the history classes with a mountain of salt, but they're not bad at the rest.

  • @FuchsiaFF00FF He's talking about the school system in general.

  • @veganzombieism

    They're bad, but not soul-crushing. Just incompetent.

  • "what kind of empty people need to validate themselves through the achievements of their children?" wow,george's thinking was so radical,yet made sense. his act was thought provoking,and i agree with him 100% on this subject.parents who worship their kids are just hurting them

  • soul-dead.... that is soooo deep!!

  • "My son beats up your honor student."

    Thumbs up if you've seen that bumper sticker.

  • @ThePhantom135 thats terrible!! >:(

  • @azailiarose3 That's why its funny. :)

  • How's that science project coming along, Justin?

    Fuck you, Dad. You simple minded prick. Mind your own business and pass the cheerios.

  • @RarelyEvenn do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth!!! >:(

  • @azailiarose3 Technically,

    I didn't say it, I typed it :)

  • @RarelyEvenn its still not nice!! there are no doubt, ladies present, like me!! but its okay, you seem like a nice guy!! clean up your text, and i might consider you ;)

  • @azailiarose3

    ...weird.

  • @Ragitsu  i am sorry, who are you?

  • @azailiarose3

    What are you sorry for?

  • @Ragitsu i was just sorry that i dont recognize you. maybe i commented but if thats the case, i forgot what i said, and you commented that it was weird, so if you could tell me what i said and who you are, that woluld be great! :)

  • "my child sell pot to your honor roll student" thumbs up if you've seen that sticker :)

  • "what kind of empty people need to validate themselves through the achievements of their children?"

    I don't know, maybe the type of people who want to contribute to the future of society by raising upstanding individuals? It's perfectly natural to be proud of your child's achievements, this guy is fucking nuts

  • @georgebaggy

    They can be HAPPY for them, but pride? Nope.

  • The more I watch this guy, the more I realize how distanced he was from reality.

  • @MrFoodforthought92 lol, how?

  • @MrFoodforthought92 you must be one very lost and confused person. hopefully you can fix that. if i was you i'd start smoking lots of weed and doing magic mushrooms so you can gain a little perspective if i was you.

  • @MrFoodforthought92 i bet ur name's Tod.

  • @SmokingMan53540 Or Tucker.

  • I miss George Carlin.

  • I want one that says "proud parent of inmate of the year at ******** prison"

  • The way he put words together knocks my socks off to this day. "How'd you like to live with a couple of these misfits?" You can tell he put a lot of thought into every word, to give it the most punch he could possibly give it. "Fuck you, Dad. You simple-minded prick." He even names the kid Justin. You know he thought about that one. It should be a current-sounding kid name, but not one of the goofy ones he makes fun of like Cody or Taylor or something. Justin, perfect. He was one of a kind.

  • I like how he says give em a lil incentive at the end the same way he does in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -Kevin Smith.

  • " - How is that science project coming along Justin?

     - Fuck you Dad! You simple minded prick. Mind your own buisness and pass on the cheerios..."

    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  • George, come back to complain about the TSA and bieber. PLEASE! :c

  • @CanadianOne1 I don't think Carlin would waste his time making Bieber jokes. He only joked about Bush once. I doubt Bieber deserves a mention.

  • @lieutenantlucas Correct..Carlin would never have made a Bieber joke and if he did he wouldnt target the kid he would attack record companies, radio stations and parents etc...He may even go as far as defending him and his pre-teen fans and just attacking the real people in charge.

  • I think im gonna make one of those bumper stickers for myself..

  • @DaFleegsta Oh my god yes! x::D:::

  • @Haseeebo, your comment is far from accurate - I'm assuming you've never been to a protest, this is AMERICA, it is suppose to be what we have a right to do! Most are peaceful, many are sit-ins, so for you to suggest that we should 'be happy they don't get shot' is not accurate or real.

  • @LSaro6965 And most do! I have been to protests. G20 in Toronto, as well as Occupy Toronto. Just like you said "MOST are peaceful", but not all. Moreoever, check your injunction laws before you talk about the constitutional rights.

  • Wait ur not suppose to shit on the bus? I thought that was like payment for the ride

  • owned. you have to say it at the end of every carlin clip.

  • I have one that says "My son can kick your honor students ass"

  • @devilshomie o i bet you must feel so accomplished .... -.-

  • @TheChosenOne337 That is exactely what we have in europe, you americans are wierd...

  • I'm so happy I bought a car instead of paying 40,000 for a false sense of security and a license to make a career which I made anyways without a license to make a career. :)

  • 6 people are honour students.

  • I'm going to make that bumper sticker and put it on my car. "We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet."

  • Lol, my name is Justin.

  • Can someone take away benchoko2's Internet access? Obviously this kid needs to get out more. Or maybe his parents are the embarrassed parents of a crossed eye little nitwit who at the age of 10 not only continues to wet the bed, but also shits on the school bus.

  • @SLjimbolian Might as well include OwenIVx.

  • @SLjimbolian stay the fuck outta this

  • 6 people had "Proud to be a parent of an honor student" as a bumper sticker..

  • has anyone ever noticed that things you learn about in SCHOOL doesn't really help anyone in real life, archealogists don't help us in society! working at a mcdonalds is actually helpful! being a garbage man is useful in society and doesn't require school. the only real helpful things you learn is medical science.

  • @benchoko2 What about Chemistry, biology, physics, maths, english, french, german, spanish... P.E. ect ect.... Also, garbage men mostly need qualifications due to using machinery and working in Mcdonalds in no way helps society at all, Mcdonalds kill people, make them fat and give people heart disease, you call that help? and btw thats why George gave up on humans, because people like you who actually think Mcdonalds helps soceity... Maybe you should go back to school.

  • @OwenIVx french, german, spanish isn't needed to help society, biology is another form of medical science P.E. is for athletes and I think athletes are useless. chemistry is another form of medical science is what I think and mcdonalds might kill people but at least it helps by letting them eat. physics isn't useful, unless your curious, math is for people who have trouble fucking counting. you have to look at my comment with logic. thats what george would have done

  • @OwenIVx think about it a little when has an athlete, or archeologist ever HELPED in society huh? and I just said mcdonalds as an example ok. a waiter actually helps by taking your order. look at this with some logic and you'll see how it makes sense

  • @benchoko2 Well archaeologist helped when they found dinosaur fossils and disproved religion by telling us the world was millions of years old... Archaeology has GREATLY helped science... I think george would have determined and approved that. Being an athlete has nothing to do with society, it's recreational, P.E. is to help try keep kids healthy, although i agree, it's useless. Physics is useless? That is by far one of the most baffling statements i have ever seen... Logic you say?

  • @benchoko2 If it was not for maths we would not have Youtube or any other piece of computing software, because computers & software are run and created by maths (binary). A waiter is a slave to a billion doller food industry ruining our physical health and not caring at the same time, the whole thing ruins society. I have used logic and countered all your points. You need to wake up to reality, watch some documentarys.

  • @OwenIVx *sigh* I wish george was still he probably would have something to say about this, but really have you seen youtube "help" society restuarants at least deal with our hunger, actually no wait, actually now that I think about it let the dumbass teenagers be waiters. I don't think you need to learn physics to make it in this country though but thats my opinion. youtube and computers really falls under a different category other than math. technological science, it REQUIRES math

  • @OwenIVx but math isn't the main thing in technological science. here I wanna know something. what do you think is the most useless, pointless job in society

  • @benchoko2 What i'm saying is, without physics and math, we would have no such thing as computers or electricity grids ect... and without physics we would know very little about our solar system, Earth & the whole universe... Without them George would not even have a mic to speak through. It's stupid even debating about maths and physics... they are probably the 2 most important subjects ever and mainstream celebrity thats does nothing but ruin society is the worst in my opinion.

  • @benchoko2 Infact sorry, i forgot to point out that Physics is basically another form of maths, well, using maths to find out a particular mystery... Like, what is gravity? is it possible for it to exist ect... thats just my example but as you know they would use maths to answer these questions...

  • @OwenIVx ok....um..... I'm outta shit to say sorry

  • this idiot below me is so ignorant

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  • So little of this makes sense.

  • 1:05 i'm gonna make it my goal to create these bumper stickers if they haven't already

  • so true :)

  • I've been thinking. Instead of going to school to show off our grades, we change around the school system to work for us. Like learning all the basics up to geometry or something take the SATs, and when we get to high school we take classes on what we want to learn. Then when we get to college we just choose the college we want to go to that has the classes we want to take. We should also kick out the letter grade system. Replace it with something else.

  • @TheChosenOne337 like Numbers wich are much betetr cause when i was in amercia i got a D and well ich just cant take a fucking letter serious

  • @TheChosenOne337 school is another way of making kids full of shit. its also taking the kids rights of freedom away! I mean a kid who should be free to see the world and learn on his own is being put in a school to have people help him but doesn't build character for the kid but instead is another victim of the stupid shit in this country and he doesn't realize how much he'll be fucked up when he gets outta school and living on his own. it doesn't help in society unless you learn on your own!

  • Ron Paul and George Carlin are two of my favorites.

  • Yeah... THAT'S why I suck at school... Resisting the will of corporate evil. Totally.

  • I would have loved to hear Georges thoughts on Toddlers & Tiaras.

  • @JusticePetitioner

    Oh god. Now I want nothing more than to hear that.

  • I have to find my self one of those bumper stickers.

  • 3 people are the proud parents of an honors student.

  • I wish i could have seen him live

  • @0ZeroTheHero I did about a year before he passed, one of the greatest moments of my life and will always cherish it

  • i'm gonna get those stickers.

  • gorge carlin kicks ass but he is honest

  • OMD. He thinks JUST LIKE ME. Wow.

  • "We have a daughter in public school that hasn't been knocked up yet."

    Getting less and less realistic as the years go by.

  • @alexis2kool it's really sad to say that since I'm a girl in a public school

  • "Or the Midvail Academy, or whatever other innocent sounding name has been assigned to the indoctrination center where their child has been sent to be stripped of his individuality and turned into an obediant, soul-dead, conformist member of the American consumer culture..." - George Carlin

    univeral truth

  • For all of his anti establishment talk and ridicule of the average person did George Carlin ever turn down a dollar that was offered him for his....services.

  • 0:48 to 0:52 - story of my life.

  • thats y i like the people who have bumber stickers that say "my skateboardin kid can kick your honor students ass"

  • @mesolovely1 Unfortunately those bumper stickers are getting old. We need some new ones.

  • the best of George right here in my oppinion.

  • I agree with 99 percent of what Carlin says, but at the end of the day this is one of his points I did not. Of course you should take an interest in what your kids do--not only for their well being but because you are responsible for them until they leave the nest...and I never hated the bumper stickers either --found them cute. I said that on one Carlin vid and got reamed . Ironic that a man who taught us to question everything would have followers who would trash anyone who does.

  • @sepiasiren One thing is to take interest in what they're doing, another is to tell the world how awesome they are through bumper stickers in a car. I would be pissed off if I was driving relaxed and saw some shit like that in front of me. "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU WHORE" is what would cross my mind. It has happened already with "Jesus is cool", boy do I want to kill someone when I see the car in front of me with that shit. It's obviously there to tell the one behind you.

  • @TokyoMystify I suppose but I dunno--that just doesn't bug me that much *shrugs* but we all have our pet peeves I guess...I am more angered by things like people being physically abusive to kids in public--or belittling others in forums--I often go all mother hen in that kind of situation. LOL...Let me ask you--what angers you--does it seem arrogant?

  • Respond to this video... wait wait wait--I do have to recant my statement a bit. There was one time I did get pissy about a bumper sticker--had to do with this guy posting anti liberal stuff all over his car--like literally ALL OVER the back of his car. Has to be like 20 of them bitches. One Liberals suck bumper sticker okay--but man. That did annoy me cause it was like he was scremaing his political views at me...

  • @sepiasiren You know most of the issues George mentioned he was just touching the surface.

    A question for you: Would you encourage your children to carry out order that he is given from his teacher,his boss without thinking about it (if it's moral etc,) or you would rather congratulate your kids every-time he makes an "achievement"? An achievement would be of course executing a certain job successfully. E.g, cops arresting peaceful protesters who question gov't cuz it's their "job" = achievement

  • @sontakarot Therefore a trophy for every child? What actually begs achievement? Of course I understand this. Yes I know, current Occupy thing, yes our banks should fail very miserably. Case in point would be a silk tie? Never owned 1, not sure why I would? Not even sure what a silk tie is? Challenge everything, think before you take upon a task? I would encourage those after me, THINK, THINK?

  • @sontakarot Take it easy with the BS on the "peaceful protesters" there...

    As much as I support protesting and standing up for your rights, most of the arrests made are against violent protesters, and/or protesters breaking injunction laws. The world isn't black and white...especially one governed by legalities. Put yourself in the cops shoes and you'd do the exact same thing....be happy they don't get shot, unlike other places in the world.

  • @Haseeebo I haven't witnessed a violent protester. The cops are the ones who are violent and breaking the constitution. People like you would say "they are just doing their job" when their real job is to protect people's RIGHTS as stated in the constitution. That's what George Carlin's message is. QUESTION everything. If your given a god damn order from your boss+commander or w/e YOU don't do it on command like a frigin dog. You question it. Otherwise that would make you a total puppet and slave

  • @sontakarot "I haven't witnessed a violent protester". The rest of whatever you spew is bullshit. I'm not saying all protests are violent, but there are some. Hell, most major protests have their share of violence, and/or lawlessness. Check your injunction laws before you talk about the constitution. I understand what Carlin is saying, and agree with him, but don't be a bitch when you see someone get arrested for acting like an idiot.

  • @Haseeebo Its people like you who make our constitution worth nothing. You are the kind of person to roll over for the government because you think they know whats best for you. Gotta love the governments attitude of "Shut up and do as we say, remember, you could have it alot worse!" As they proceed to fuck the middle class with a wire brush harder and harder.

  • I'd buy his suggested bumper stickers

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  • quick someone make the bumper sticker george wants to see "we are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

  • I miss you George. please come back. we need you more than ever.

  • I got such a chuckle out of that. So true, so true. Some of the least 'academically successful' students in my years, grew up to be self-made entreprenuers, tradesmen, mechanics, shop owners, or real estate salespersons. some of those 'academic' success stories turned out to be ''unthinking'' and bored citizens who simply won't think outside of the box.

  • I was an honor student once in high school, but that was because I was on probation at my private school and had to play the game. The rest of the time I followed my "question authority" conviction.

  • "Fuck you dad. Mind your own business and pass me the cheerios."

  • @TheHouseOffice

    As an honor student, nothing pisses me off more than my parents talking to me about school.

  • 0:55 MAKE THAT BUMPERSTICKER.....LOL it's fuckin hilarious!! and it'd b long as hell-----so noticeable

  • god i miss georgy...

  • LMFAO.

    that was fucking hilarious.

    i love him.

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