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  • im 14 and i feel i understand more about politics than half of our politicians..

  • GOD YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS. THE BIBLE IS BULLSHIT AND MORALLY REPUGNANT

  • PROJECT BLUE BEAM

  • GO TO HELL YOU AND UR STUPID BOOKS AND BIBLES!!! ITS ALL BULLSHIT! GET OVER YOUR STUPID BELIEVES! RELIGION IS GOING DOWN!!!!!

  • @carabinieri210 Relax dawg, we won't win them over by Caps locking like a sped. Use logic and reason, no one can argue with that.

  • "Folks haven't been reading the Bible." Oh, they're reading the Bible. They know what's in there. But they just pick and choose which parts to believe and which parts to not believe.

  • go Obama!

  • Most American christians dont have a fucking clue as to whats in the bible. The announcer is a total idiot.

  • The bible deserves to be ridiculed. How can stoning your child to death be taken out of context so that in context, it is OK to stone people? Also, the ten commandments are not good either. Lying can be perfectly justified, so can murder and not believing in god. Also, folks have not been reading the bible.

  • @rotnakleugim not to mention that lieing and killing have been portrayed in parts of all the abrahamic holy books individually and have been done so "in the name of god", someone who for some reason allows vengeance and a false ideal of deservtion.

  • Yes the bible should be used to teach us morals hell the christian bible explains why we are killing innocent people in countries across the world hell the bible is the biggest killer in the world.

  • shut up

    

  • He didn't put the scriptures out of context. In the areas of the Bible he named, you can find scriptures which DO support slavery, stoning your child, etc.

    He did not arrogantly ridicule the Bible, he simply explained what the passages said.

    I also have to say, most American people don't know what's in there. If they did, there would probably be people out there killing mouthy teenagers and selling slaves in the name of the Lord.

    I'm sorry if this offends anyone, it wasn't supposed to.

  • yes lets pick and choose which rules we like from the bible

  • new testament 

  • the bible is all pick and choose....

  • what a ridiculously uneducated and thoroughly dumb video. i wipe my asshole with the bible, then i burn it, then piss out the flames, then masturbate onto the charred embers, then gag myself until i vomit on top of my blasphemous cum. fuck christianity. fuck the fucking bible.

  • @MrJellyphant that was funny

  • I really dont like Obama. at all. but theres nothing wring with what he said. the bible is a total joke. its destroying this country

  • I didn't know a book could be offended or ridiculed...is that why we keep quiet in libraries?

  • Religion is Trollin' you all  :D

  • Obama is prideful. It's the most common vice.

  • Whoever made this video should read their own consti-fucking-tution, actually, read pretty much almost anything. The bible isn't even that good in terms of literature.. The greek of the new testament isn't exactly the most prosaic or poetic greek out there.. Oh yeh, you read it in translation..

  • I'm not in support of Obama, but at least he's intelligent. Especially in comparison to the narrator of this video, who is pretty fucking stupid.

  • Black bastard.

  • I love Obama. TELL them!!!! The Bible is as funny as the people who follow it.

  • Good man,Obama! Don't listen to that muppet! SquamataReport hasn't got a clue! I wish we could stone HIM!

  • You're so ignorant. How can you take one rule from the scripture and leave the other out? If you think biblical law is perfect then how can you just leave certain parts of your scripture out.

  • @MrAngelmann

    He >IS< real/alive.  His rejection will permit his decision on where you will go.

  • I think it would be good if Obama was an atheist at least we know he's smart enough not to believe in bullshit.

  • Out of cotext not or not, those passages IN context do say exactly what Obama stated with out any contradictions.The Bible also states that rape is ok as long as the raper marries the woman,you can sell your child into slavery along with other detestable actions.

    From the 10 comments:Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy

    the punishment for breaking this one is death

    Yet it states do not kill

    How many American's work on Sunday?

    Is wallmart closed on Sunday?

    What is Superbowl Sunday?

  • so than why are we suppose to love our enemy? so says the book? so should we turn the other cheek a shrug it off OF COURSE! because were suppose to advocate for peace as GODs children so why fight? heh?

  • the only thing i agree with this big-eared dumbass on. christ wasn't even real.

  • @bucko60

    yea, you'll find out some day He wasn't real; right. And the consequence of your rejection will be greatly >deserved<.

  • @PalmSpringsMassage - you sound like a loving christian. i reject everything. there is no consequence, retard.

  • Dear Mr. Speaker,

    you are an Idiot. :)

  • Perhaps youtube has some software that scoops out posts about that other "m" religion? Anybody got thoughts on that. "did you not know that most christians and historians agree........" what medieval twaddle

  • I'd like to have slaves, concubines, and be able to kill all my enemies just because they don't believe what I do. The "m' religion fulfils all those desires but sadly rational thought does not.

  • You can take the piss out of christianity all you want they post but try critising the "m" religion

  • have you noticed that posts relating to some other major religion don't seem to post properly

  • Lol.. Youre fucking stupid. Honestly, Christianity is exaggeration, lies and deceit. And has been modified beyond belief. So go stone youre children. Bigot.

  • @warcraftgabe haha ill pray for you honestly right now. hope God shows a little mercy on you.

  • @warcraftgabe This comment is awesome. Somehow people omit stoning children and parts in Leviticus like not cutting your hair from the bible ;)

  • I just got a complete boner for my President.

    

  • This put confidence in me that my constitutional and democratic rights will not be completely and utterly shattered by biblical "morals" and theocracy within the next couple of years.

    This video is basically instilling hope in the hearts of its viewers; the opposite of its purpose. LOL

  • @FlobotsFan101 haha, it is the opposite of its purpose. Now, that's pretty funny.

  • whenever i ask christians questions about god. they always say he's forgiving for our sins and this n that. but when i ask why good people die? they say its gods will.. When i say "is jesus coming back"? they say yes!! when i ask, 'Is magic a sin'? they say yes... there is always a fuckin excuse. and its often full of shit. for all u christians out there.THERES NO PROOF THIS CUNT IS OR WASREAL... JUST A BOOK WITH STUPID WORDS FOR IDIOTS . get a life.
  • Barack Obama FTW !

  • "Taking the Bible in context" = picking and choosing the passages that we are currently going to believe, quote, and teach to our children.

  • Congratulation, you've done what no one else has been able to - make me think that Obama may not be a complete moron.

  • OP is a faggot

  • This is absolute bullshit. The Bible is a spiritual guide, not made for regulation or government. Use it for yourself, but don't even think about forcing others to live by what you think is correct.

  • @brettanthonylayne It's ORIGINAL purpose is for regulation and government...

  • @bliofet  Well, we really don't know for certain. However, if that is true, it's done a pretty horrible job over the years. You know, if government is supposed to organize and protect the people and diffuse problems...

  • the bible can go fuck itself.

    Let the fucking retard masses cling to it, they're too fucking stupid for anything else.

  • Bias video, sad religious person that's just pissed off because Obama stated a fact that the Bible is fucked up as any other passage. Needs to be left out of sate please!

  • Obama just became awesome!, even though he is personally christian ,he realizes that America is a country of mixed religions, and where church is separated from state. Therefore it is UNAMERICAN to base our laws on something that not all of our people believe in. America IS NOT a christian nation. How can we be a nation of one religion, when one of our founding principals is freedom of religion.

  • The man speaking in this video is fucking retarded.

  • separation of church and state ..best decision ever made by a politician 

  • if you think the church and state are seperated just because a couple a guys in suits an ties said so!! you are lost my son.

  • @hendrixboy100 Yes, i do believe religion plays an important role in our society but not so much in our system of government. Maybe if separation of church and its "government body" would be implemented. Then we might realize that forcing our believes (religious, political) on countries that don't seem to agree with them is very hypocritical. Due to the fact that we get upset as a nation when people want to build a masque near ground zero. Because its disrespectful.

  • I only gave this a thumbs down because of the uploader's commentary.... otherwise it would have been a thumbs up.

  • Obama has a good point.

  • Christians, Jews, and Muslims alike are all whacked.....religion is based on ancient myth and astrology.....there is no big magical god man who floats in the sky who watches out for each and every person on this planet.....Religion is the cause of all the separation, hatred, and war we have on this planet....the rich know this and use it to manipulate and control the poor.....they also use it to control the economic and political structure of the world.....

  • i like how the guy who narrated this video is trying to bash obama. the bible deserves all the remerks it gets. its not a book from heaven. its a story. nothing more. good job bashing obama. hes the president now. lol a lot of good that did.

  • @thefanofthewho Yeah, totally! I believe in God but that's it. I don't buy a word the bible says simply because it was written too long ago to mean anything today except an example and a reflection of society.

    The only important thing is to be good towards others, not to repent of your sins.

    And I don't think anyone has the right to claim what God is like. That's why I hate the church as an institution. They think they have the ONLY truth...! Who do they think they are?

  • there aren't 10 comandments there are 14 infact originally there were over 600 i think he's soooooooo right when he says ppl havn't been reading the bible i hav way more respect 4 him now

  • The guy who made this video is a moron. Straight up.

  • Its crazy in these day and age westill believe in crap. Lord knows we need to grow up.

  • Obama is fucking awesome! I didn't really put much interest in him, now I love him for what he said :)

    Damn! Yes we can!

    SquamataReport, you can suck it! Hes president, and you can't do shit you fuck'n communist! (Postal Dude voice impersonation.)

  • In or out of context, the Bible is still a book of pure mythology.

  • good for barack. the bible is fucking garbage.

  • Holy shit, Obama is smarter than I thought, I'm glad he can actually think for him self and not like an ignorant religious fanatic.

  • i want to ask? was the bible, the christians' most sacred book, altered by someone at present, someone who was never present at the time the bible was first created? Did that someone changed the bible because many claim there are countless mistakes in it? then maybe there's something wrong with it when it was created.

  • good for him! haha he's right to say what he did

  • this video is bullshit by the way, Obama is like totally right.

  • Obama has a point, though. The bible contains so many awful things.

    Christianity is fine, of course... as log as one doesn't become a fanatic

  • @ElZanma or no it isnt. You cant just throw away 'awful things' from bible and be a christian just because you dont like them. Just proves that bible is bullshit.

  • @Frozenkex well... depends on how deep you want to take your beliefs...

    My aunt is a christian but she doesn't buy all the bs about creationism, she understands the bible contains myths and stories to set examples but she doesn't actually believe all of it was true.

    Almost nothing is just black or white... I dislike people who take it too far, but otherwise I think the message of christianity is, overall, a good one, putting aside the fact they ask for your moneyz and are extremely retrograde

  • @ElZanma Then why bother believing any of it if you are just going to cherry pick in the end? Can't we just be nice toward each other? Why must we worship something?

  • God bless Obama!

  • Also, since all but around 3 of the 10 commandments are fairly useless in the modern context, and the other 3 occur naturally in human society, that would seem a pretty weak point to defend the book :)

  • Why would historians agree that certain words were the most inspiring? That's such bullshit, degrees of inspiration aren't their field.

  • AWESOME.

  • i know Obama is cool, but this makes him so much more awesome! its the one reason im jealous of america, THE BIBLE IS A STORY, THEIR IS NO ARCHAELOGICAL, HISTORICAL FACT FOR ANYTHING IN THE BIBLE, IN FACT AT THE TIME OF "JESUS" THEIR WERE MANY MESSIAHS WALKING AROUND

  • @l4dlover92 Wow, did you pull that word for word out Penn & Teller's "The Bible is Bullshit"? Do your own research.

  • @sweethomeminnesota i only took the last bit from it, but quite frankly you cant have a go at me for doing that when christians read the bible and take THAT word for word to the grave!

  • @l4dlover92 I don't know of a single Christian alive today that takes every word in the Bilbe literally.

  • @sweethomeminnesota well you also believe a big guy on a cloud created the universe in 7 days, so i guess you're not always right

  • @l4dlover92 I'm not saying Christians are always right, and as I said before, the vast majority of Christians today don't take the Bible literally word-for-word, so they don't necessarily believe that. Also, the cloud thing is nowhere in the Bible.

  • @sweethomeminnesota if you dont think christians are always right then why are we arguing?

  • @l4dlover92 Because tgey're not always wrong as you appear to be saying

  • @sweethomeminnesota woah woah woah, i never said that i said there was no proof that god or jesus exist outside our imaginations i never claimed you were always wrong tht would be intolerant

  • @l4dlover92 Ok, well it seemed to me like you were implying that, my bad.

  • The Bible is CRAP!

  • god i love obama, a president with humor is also important.

  • hes right its a FUCKING BOOK

  • @tickyticktick lol best selling book EVAR bullshit lol

  • he's right.... I didnt vote for him... but he's right on here...

  • I'm not sure I should actually respond to someone that dumb, but no, atheists agree that the bible is full of the most fowl crap ever written down on paper. I would love to believe in a god or some sort of conscious being out there, but sure as hell not that sadistic psycho you call "compassionate." If that ass of a deity is what you consider the most compassionate being, stay away from my family.

  • He didn't take anything out of context, jack ass. He got it exactly right, you mind less follower. That book is full of the most horrific crap I have ever heard of.

    I applaud Obama for having the balls to say all that he did in public, knowing he has another election to get through. That speech just made him my favorite president in history.

  • extreme christians,facists and neo-cons can suck my agnostic semi-liberal,semi-libertarian dick. its facists,neo-cons,and crap gangsters that are why i support the 2nd ammendment

  • fuuuuuuuuuuck the bible !!!!!!!!WOOOO OBAMA FTW YEAH

  • This comment pertains to the 1:30 minute mark:

    Unless this video's creator is Jesus Christ Himself, one of the 12 apostles, or someone else who was particularly close to Him, he cannot possibly know what Christ would want if He were alive today. Just think about how bizarre this assertion is--a human, like you and I, says that he knows what Christ would do in the situation we are in. Does anyone else want to meet this guy so he could tell us our future as well? Get a grip on reality Squamata.

  • they havent they dont

  • i would have rated 0/5 if i could have

    crappiest video i have seen all day

  • exodus 35:2

    For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.

    Isn't one of the ten commandments thou shalt not kill? Yes another is thou shalt observe and respect the sabbath, however does this mean that the bible is impeaching itself?

    Don't talk about the bible as a positive if it has double standards.

  • hey dumshit..10 commandments are in exodus...read a fucking bible.....

  • well sir who made this video. You have just proven who the real arrogant man is. You don't realize that these passages are actually true. THE BIBLE even says that if you wear your hair long you are comiting a sin! Every depiction of Jesus has him with long hair! You have proven that you are too dim-witted to accept that parts of the Bible are outdated and useless. But I guess it's ok to pick and choose which rules you want to follow, you sheep. EVEN THOUGH THE BIBLE SAYS OTHERWISE!!!!

  • What's the justification for this title? I did not hear him "attack" the bible. I heard him say it would not make a good basis for national policy, and that is clearly true. Even if you don't respect for the Constitution, the verses which he cited (and others) make that clear. I can see how some might be offended by his tone, but he has a good point: anyone who thinks that a modern nation can be based on the antiquated and self-contradictory standards of the bible has not read it carefully.

  • This proves how Obama should not be leading our country... making such an ignorant remark.

  • It's not ignorant it's true...

  • Yeah, I took my rebellious child to the retirement home last week and said unto them "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey us, he is a glutton and a drunkard." And we proceeded to stone him to death.Obama is a terrorist Muslim bastard!! We need more biblical values in our society today! God bless you!

  • Taking them out of context? Ahahahaha. What a douchebag. And I can guarantee that most of america have no idea what is really in the bible.

  • How can you be mad about what he says about your favorite kid's book! Dude, you are so out of your depth.

  • lol it gave us the 10 commandments thats also full of bullshit so yea bad argument

  • @zomgdustin yeah- don't kill, lie, steal, cheat on your spouse...bunch of bullshit!

  • Was this took out of Fox News or some other Republican show? Seriously, they're bombarding him making it sound bad.

    He has a point though.

  • Bible is toilet paper.

  • Always liked president Obama, now I have yet another reason, only thing that ruined this clip was that arrogant, brainwashed, hollier-than-thou moron that just kept going on and on after president Obama pointed out some of the many flaws in the chiristian holly book

  • ok... so i never cared that much for mr. obama. but now i'm in love. <3

  • But ehh.. atheist2411... don't make us all look like hate spewing ignorant, nihilistic people. And the founding fathers were mostly Deists by the way. Know what you're saying first before you take up the cause of rampaging across the internet with that title. People that don't believe in spiritual things have enough crap to deal without idiots quoting Nazis and not knowing their own talking points.

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  • 1. Most Americans don't know what's in the bible

    2. Christian historians' conclusions are based on a self-serving belief in their faith so whatever they all agree on is moot. There is no relative objectivity as it is unlikely that a historian who's a Christian would just suddenly conclude that their religion was based on lies no matter what the evidence supported/didn't support. They make the dots connect in order to affirm their faith/ beliefs because they can't face a world without a God.

  • Well Hitler gave jobs to the Germans and freed them from unemployment, however he got those jobs from taking them off of the Jews, and later murderd them. Good and evil can come from the same womb.

  • This video (1.30-1.37):

    "I can assure you, Senator, that Christ would never advocate turning the other cheek to terrorists and America's enemies"

    Excerpt from the sermon on the mount (Matthew 5:43-45)

    You have heard that it was said, "You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy." But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven... ".

    So how, precisely, can you give Obama that assurance?

  • If the ten commandments are the 10 most important things you can possibly think of, then Obama's comments on the bible are far from your biggest problem.

  • We don't need Obama or anyone elese to ridicule the bible because the bible does that itself.

  • Woah! I knew that Obama was smart... but he's smarter than i though. He can rationalize things like the bible, unlike the brainwashed people that already have fallen for the book

  • haha obama just owned the bible. maybe i should have voted. Taking those verses out of context? lol. and how should we take them?

  • He is so right . i'm glad he's our president. the bible contradicts itself over and over again.btw this vid was an EPIC FAIL

  • Whoever made this video is an utter idiotic brainwashed christian. Of course Obama isn't ignorant to be a Christian! Give him some credit for where he is! He is doing a damn good job even though I might not agree with the system.

  • damn Obama is smarter than i thought

  • Christianity is ridiculously absurd.

  • @quinj087 Ridiculing religions over the internet is ridiculously absurd.

  • wait wait wait.. you belive Jesus would help America when they get in trouble.. but the African people is suffering and starveing Children dies evryday all over the world palestina, latin amerika, and asia, and this is just the beggning of the suffering.

    but nooo jesus only helps amerika

    if Jesus only is going to help the world with promises and words instead of doing something

    then fuck jesus and fuck you

  • Good work obama!!

    you cannot Rule a country to justice if your following a pice of shit book written along time ago by fanatics

  • go obama, fk christian. Christian so dumb. Only dumb white folks would believe that shit

  • Wow, this guy is FUCKING STUPID. I like how he ignores the passages Obama actually uses and finds a different one that isn't so barbaric and then acts like he has a point.

  • CHRISTIANITY: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

    makes perfect sense.

  • forget the bible its bullshit

  • the bible should be mocked and criticized because it is wrong and fake. so whats the problem with him talking about it?

  • Looks like he might be a hidden atheist nice.. and you the talking dude.. listen to what you say its so inconsistent

  • damn this nigger so freaking rulllllllllzzzzz

  • YOU GO OBAMA<3

  • you are so right

  • obamba is awesome!

  • well i don't really know who the poor aggravated commentator is but just gotta tell you man , the 10 commandments that you seem to glorify so much, isnt exactly free from loads of messages of inconsistent and extremist and barbaric nature!

    But it's still good to know some of our other friends here with more open minds who care enough to take time to check their facts elsewhere with people like pen and teller who made "the bible is bs" show and who do professional research in this field.

  • I believe in Jesus as my Savior, and I think that he would in fact say turn the other cheek to terrorists. This guy is bull shit.

  • too bad that one is bullshit

  • lol the narrator should eat shit an become my slave...cuz in the bible it is alright to have slaves.

  • There's nothing more entertaining that furiously angry Christians. You've lost your powers nutjobs.

  • I respect Obama more for this statement thank you.

  • The narrator of this is so dumb.

    The ten commandments!! Like they are soo great! It's funny how ppl follow a cult, uh. oops, I mean religion.

    Grow up ppl.

  • Also, this video kinda sounds like one of those Muslim extremist videos... You know, where they talk about "how dare those infidels insult our holy scripture"

    Christianity is a fucking disease of our society.

  • Obama is completely right, it's the religious people in this country need to fucking attend a damn science class.

  • Obama's a smart person. He realizes that the bible is shit.

  • Go Obama

  • Deuteronomy is evil. Unless you enjoy killing. Your angry God is no basis for civilization, it's a recipe for war and killing. If there is a God and it were testing us, it would be to find out if we could overcome this fictitious work of greedy, arrogant men that is the Bible.

  • That's right, Americans don't know what is in the bible, if more did, there would be less worship and more thinking.

  • How can something advocating slavery be taken out of context you total fuckwit?

  • "How can something advocating slavery be taken out of context you total fuckwit?"

    There is no advocation of slavery you idiot. Read the Bible rather than listening to Obama's deceptions.

  • But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you. - Deuteronomy 20:10-14

    Your serve, dipshit.

  • In times of war, of course, but that's different. That's like saying our solders are murders for killing terrorist. War changes everything.