Rifftrax Presents - Jurassic Park 3 Sample (Matthew J. Elliott)

[ziggycurrans]

Call 555-CLEVER-GIRLS

[footerest78]

Gold Star for (1:12) "...next year we're going to WestWorld."

[MrTheaterBasement]

@msampson3d I don't know, the early ones with just Mike weren't bad.

[crowskyler]

Sorry, I only accept Lllllladies when done by the other guys. XD

[Zantillia]

Got quite a few chuckles out of me, nice job. =P

[mapmonster]

that wasn't funny at all

[sorenkierkegaard2008]

Dude, you're actually pretty funny! Most of these self-made rifftrax suck, but I laughed several times at that. I do agree with others on here, though, just for purely aesthetic reasons, it seems like it would sound better with one more person.

[Segeric]

Did you see Tron Legacy? lol

[Dinoslay]

"You're Alan Grant."

"No, I'm Sam Neill. And I flipping hate this role."

[kakashi76767]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lame

[Strivenigga]

lmfao i would watch this faded shit is hilirious

[sgtpepper1138]

Tron Legacy was great.....IMO

[justwow13]

was there a riff for the lost world

there is this and the first one, so yaaaa lol

[luyzlla]

...different _ but funny. definitely the best of the irregulars

[groovyboomstick]

"George Michael, soldier of fortune." lol

[fenixdown22]

haha lllllaaaadies :)

[demboys18]

If any movie deserved this...

[domains12]

this one better be free...

[maxjaybo]

Probably the best Non-Mike/Kevin/Bill riffing I've heard. The other Non-MKB guys all tried way too hard.

[charlesajones77]

@maxjaybo You should look into QuipTracks. They're just as good (and often better) than MKB. I'd recommend Van Helsing. That's what got me into them.

[lordzerosouls]

Yea.. this isn't rifftrax, this is something else... sounds like every other youtube video riff... sigh...

[thewrittenimage]

Wold have been much better with Mike and the guys; theres too much funny here to work with for just one guy!

[briberry]

I'll probably watch it once. But I was really hoping JP would get the Mike, Kevin and Bill treatment. =(

[spacitydrummer4JC]

Laaadddieees.

[LRM23936]

Loved the Alan Grant Judge Dread line!

[cjcool91]

just like tango rifftrax takes 2

[solidsnake58]

I'm pretty hesitant about any Rifftrax that doesn't have the original Riffers, especially if it's a single commentator, but this guy made me laugh quite a bit. Even the "lllllaaaaddddiiiieeesss" line from the Twilight rifftrax cracked me up. The Roman Polanski joke was pretty damn brilliant and the "It's inflamed and it hurts when I pee" punchline still has me laughing when I think about it.

[solidsnake58]

"Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions" ::::did you see Tron Legacy?::::: ROFLMAO!!!!

[OAXM202]

they use the same jokes for some other riffer? the "get off my lawn" and "llllllladies" lines. not getting this one

[DigitalBookWorm]

I agree that single person riffs are usually slower and the guys would've been funnier, BUT this dude isn't too shabby. :D I loved all the raptor jokes. Especially the Silence of the Lambs and 555-clever-girls :)

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Meh. Almost.

[NCfanboy1]

"Lllllllllllllllllladies!" LOL!

[kyon813]

I use to like these movies up until I read the book.

[dragondanlord]

this guy was not ok

[electricbouguereau]

:( this wouldve been great with mike,bill, and kevin.

[craftergin]

Where were the guys? I mean this guy was ok, but...

[freaknr1]

Rifftrax are best when there are two or three people who can bounce off each other. When there is just one, it feels somewhat slow and empty. Still, the jokes where pretty good and I do find this movie both entertaining and annoying so I might pick this riff up.:-)

[ShawnRavenfire]

It really does sound weird with just one guy. It's okay, but not great.

[guilmon182]

DAMMIT!! I was hoping for Mike and the guys!! Sh@t...

[jstingray]

I don't have anything against anyone doing Rifftrax Presents. More power to you if you want to... But if it aint Mike and the guys, or Mike and a guest, then I really just don't find it funny or interesting... Sorry.

[CptNameless]

meh

[kfetter16]

..... I want Mike back. and the "ladies" thing at the end killed part of my soul.

[minaminokyoko]

It's high time someone riffed this cinematic abortion. Even if it's only one guy.

[zombiemutt007]

Wow, did people think Tron Legacy was that bad?

[PaperbackWizard]

@zombiemutt007 Yes. Period.

[rss313]

Yeah, this one looks pretty tame. Don't hate though, solo Mike riffs are REALLY great.

[brokinwand92]

BORING!!

[chatchick2]

Is it just me, or does this guy sound like Little Kuribo (Yugioh The Abridged Series)?

[DandyDizzy]

@ 1:00 I had to double take at the name in the title to make sure it wasn't him.

[scooterkid37]

@chatchick2 Little Kuriboh actually had a guest iRiff for the Live Action Death Note movie. you can search it on the Rifftax website.

[msampson3d]

Riffs with a single commentator just sound awkward. It's so much better when there is a second person to play off of. Probably will be sitting this one out.

[dascottjr]

@msampson3d Well, shoot, I may want to do a solo iRiff someday. Maybe I'll play two characters...? :P

[JJJMMM1]

@msampson3d

Agreed. It didn't even work when Mike was doing it.

[ThicknSwift]

L-L-L-L-L-L-Ladies...

[Razgriz85]

that guys voice sounds familiar

[superzip42]

"your parents uh-suck" LMFAO

[DMANpictures]

Oh god, the raptor dating hotline really got me. XD

[Artemis729]

Awesome!