Futret - Big Biscotti Bucks (Produced by Renard)

[9000pivot]

i'd fuck that deer o.o

[saharaxwolfie]

I found myself singing this during school. Then I had to explain to my friends why I was serenading the library with a song about gay deer. :D

[pitomba125]

No homo

[MrFawkez]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[MGMetaltrax]

i like gay deer now

[Patchmaster100]

I love this song. Yeah gay guys can sound like that. In fact, I'm one of the only three at my school that doesn't sound like it.

[wertyboy333]

10 sec silence... why i hear the troll song???

[wertyboy333]

This is real shit... Its good shit right? I mean bas shit... then me laughing so much... then the music starts... Lyrics WTF?

[KeyLimeAllaTime]

Does it cut out abruptly for anyone else about 10 seconds before the video ends?

[SylfireDoughMane]

@KeyLimeAllaTime Yeah, it does for me too :(

[Knotzya]

@KeyLimeAllaTime yeah its a flaw in the track

[LaTrefle]

I dont know how in the hell i got here.

[Voidspirits]

@AppleHawk44 HOLY SHIT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE.

[WerewolfMaiden]

You guys know how to rap. I'm shocked.

[darkcrowface]

My school's mascot is a stag.

So the next time he dances-

it better be to this song.

[FicticiousAnimation]

Okay i'm not gay, but everything Futret touchs is gold.

[Plentopsy]

I love it. I want MORE

[redback3]

Well this is s-

...actually...surprisingly not bad

[UtopiaKat]

@AppleHawk44 Wwell, I beg to differ. I go for hnng Eridan.

But that's wwhat I thought wwhen I heard the lisp!

*Homestuck High-Five*

[DrDrolomehet]

@UtopiaKat FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID FANDOM

RAINBOW RUMPUS ETCETERA

[AppleHawk44]

The lii2p in the beginning... Hng Sollux...

[justice9000]

@AppleHawk44 everytime I hear this all I think of is sollux oh so perfect

[hoiheyyodude]

This is so unusual and weird that it's good.

[Presidentsmartass]

That forced lisp at the beginning is really annoying

[Happycat287]

Something about this is really addicting. Not sure what it is yet.

[Skittywolf]

@Happycat287 The beat.

[Knotzya]

I imagined myself driving down the road when suddenly i see a gay pink deer shaking its ass in front of my car before i hit it o.o

[Reygobula3000]

Gay deer? Oh my XD

[OontzWolf]

Why is this song so addicting?

[JustinNengelVEVO]

Throw those hooves right over my shoulders

[JustinNengelVEVO]

I am addicted to these MAD BEATS

[IdesOfAutumn2]

This guys voice makes me high.

[aapplleezz123]

@BadWolf476 If this is wrong, I don't want to be right!

[BadWolf476]

Oh dear, I'm the wrong part of YouTube again.

And I love it!

[wildmanoman]

@BadWolf476 This is the right part of YouTube.

[FTWinryDaShMR]

I laughed way too hard at this song... What is wrong with me?

[Wolfhouse1000]

NEW MIC SPAM

[Blu0tuth0ninja]

Stag swag, all you frickin' buck-fuckers!

[nubnuber]

This is exactly what I would expect a gay deer to sound like.

[bobmuffins]

god

DAAAAAAAAAMN

[FrankinKal96]

Why do I enjoy this. Whyyyyyy.

[aapplleezz123]

Why do I like this?

[wolfen150]

@aapplleezz123

ahaha

my head hurts

asking the same question

[SortCodeify]

what the fuck is this

[ShadeyBby97]

@SortCodeify This is a gay deer flirting with you to a tune produced by Renard |D

[easybakeoven451]

How do i get from watching some news on youtube... To a techno song about gay deer.... I have no idea... Oh well amazingggg

[notedkillerrage]

SO GAY BUT CANT STOP LISTENING!

[Lucario003]

There is a part missing... DID SOPA TAKE IT??? OMG ITS STARTING

[ttlylegitdood]

What the actual fuck?

[Caerlean]

I am a gay furry- and this song is making hate gay furries even more than I already do

[ZiddersRooFurry]

@Caerlean Oh get over yourself and get a sense of humor, sheesh

[wtfnoreview]

@Caerlean BUT DAT BEAT, NO ONE CAN NOT LIKE THIS SONG !!!

[jattstar11]

LULZ fav song on my ipod

[MrRezeew]

i cant believe i like this lmfao

[Forgotton12]

as akward as this song is to listen to, its actually sweeeet lol great job once again

[ChainsawPolice]

NOT ENOUGH 808

[BurningGold]

wat

[MCDoomCarrot]

oh-ho-ho-ho~ I like~ I like~

[ITSbigwillystyle]

Why the hell am I ok with this? 

[Uberriffic]

So, I take it Youtube decided to eat the audio at the end again?

[X6herbius]

NOW WE CAN ALL LEARN IT

[X6herbius]

Throw those hooves right over my shoulders, 'cause I seen the way you look at me, doe-friend, when you smoulder. Come here, queer deer, and shake that thing around, 'cause you get me so hot that I gotta go down.

[X6herbius]

Then we’re ruttin' and buckin' and futtin' and fuckin' and every night we're shut in just like any other guy that I can get myself up in. You’re nothin', 'cause around here you could ask any stag and they'll give you 50 reasons why I got my swag. Blue handkerchief in the back of my pants, sir, you’re lookin' like you go for the boys with the antlers. I’m in the in the headlights, shakin' booty left and right; you’re in luck, buckfucker 'cause I’m here all night.

[X6herbius]

I'm dunkin' my Biscotti in my coffee, 'cause you know I am a hottie, and it feels so naughty when you touch my mocha body. Do me a favour and savour the flavour of my lips, 'cause the taste don't go to waste when its creepin' on your hips. Never stop bustin' rhymes any time, got this cervine behind, my ass is too fine, don’t get left behind. When I’m hittin on your guy, on your stag, in the sack, I’ll pick up the slack until his chest's against my back.

[SpitFyar]

That awkward moment when your parents hear you singing it out loud.

[GhlyMasta]

I was listening to this, then i realized that i was playing it so loud that my parents heard it upstairs. Awesome song though

[MrElectricAssasin]

Im guessing this is a good song to spam on TF2 huh? Cmon guys lets spam the shit out of people on TF2 with this rapping, gay, deer. *cough*likeaboss *cough*

[Tearorwrist]

I'm feeling quite moist.

[ManalanManaatti]

Lyrics pls? XDD

[BoatinqBuddies]

Why is this not on iTunes?

[ColdhardSilver]

@BoatinqBuddies Renard and Futret hate iTunes

[BoatinqBuddies]

@ColdhardSilver Well, fuck.

[ReneeJoel]

@BoatinqBuddies They do have good reason though, I /think/ its because itunes take a good deal of the profits and band camp doesn't /doesn't take as much.

[Mister86Productions]

@BoatinqBuddies

Because Apple is homophobic!

[BoatinqBuddies]

@Mister86Productions Well shit! I always thought my Mac was a lesbian, though.

[Mister86Productions]

@BoatinqBuddies

XD I need a Mac. Big Mac... if you know what I mean.

[Porncakez]

@Mister86Productions apple makes good products for artistic purposes but other than that they fucking suck

[Maxaka0007]

I find this both acceptable AND enjoyable. (In an awkward sorta way,)

[AttomPC]

A song about a gay deer . . .

This is what the internet was made for.

[bjorn5dec]

I don't like this track. But, I can't stop listening to it.

[DarkWolfV2]

i think this made me a little gay.

[jakluigimario]

it starts like: "Belive in your but"

[L0wD0wnPhX]

fuck yeah dubstep

[RainbowGoneMad]

@L0wD0wnPhX Not dubstep.....more like Drum n Bass

[DrDrolomehet]

@RainbowGoneMad More like fucking neither hip-hop

[xXToxicBioHazardXx]

I seriously think this is one of my favorite songs by you, which, is kind of sad. But it's just so catchy! c:

[Knotzya]

@lapfoxofficial Do you have lyrics for this song? I wanna learn em :D

[Lukar115]

It might just be me, but the sound goes out towards the end.

[Aethralux]

I laughed my ass off. This is so legit!

[DryBonz1]

This song is so stupid, but i can't stop listening to it. XD

[Knotzya]

Whats he saying after "cause i seen the way you look at me"?

[wtfnoreview]

@Knotzya Doefriend, and you smoulder, come here queer deer and shake that thing around, cus you get me so hot that I gotta go down. Awesome song btw the rap part at the beginning is unrelentlessly addictive :D

[AGamer1177]

This reminds me of the Gay Niggers from Outer Space movie

[ConnorJLysaght]

@AGamer1177 Glad I'm not the only one who's seen that.. ughuguhuh

[delcatty2000]

this reminds me of the 'i'm a pug' rap song lol

[Sylpheed91]

I found my god.

[Haroids]

This song hurts my brain. DX

[ZharekRaldeesh]

Kakukaku Shikajika.

[SegwayRulz]

lol @ everybody who is argueing on this vid :V

[clamchowder138]

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[GrimKittyD]

Fix the enddd. :C

[relyt199]

Why is it that everything I label as "dumb" from you I really like? XD

[tubeman1582]

this sounds like Jeffery star lol

[LickinPirates]

Rick Perry in the related videos section.

I lol'd hard.

[clamchowder138]

Before 1:10: "This song is weird, but pretty good!"

After 1:10: "Oh my antlers i need this song!"

[Max27588]

No, this is good shit.

[razputinepanzerfaust]

uhhhh the end is cut off. >:

[1W15HT0]

The end cuts out! DDDD:

[labdG]

I love this song and the entire EP. I love you Renard for making me find Futret. :3

[qwolfking]

I wounder what the music video would look like?

[MultiMilitia]

XD I'm laughing too hard, I might of accidently hit dislike XD

[MirceaKitsune]

You never, ever, cease being amazing for even a second <333

[WolvesOdyssey]

people don't like this song? It sounds amazing! But the track just ends abruptly. Youtube's fault?

[00crowchan]

The cover would make an awesome shirt. Just sayin'.

[MisterShrike]

I saw this while poking around last night. It has been stuck in my head for 24 hours as of now.

[DarkAero94]

you people do know that "faggot" means cigarette in UK right? it also means a pile of sticks

[Dominocanine]

@DarkAero94 Actually... We don't call them "faggots" just "fags".

[xXCooroTheCrowXx]

Post the lyrics?

[CannonShard]

This song makes me confused and I don't know why.

[Tearorwrist]

Just because you're gay, it doesn't mean you're a faggot. I learned that from Freddie Mercury.

[KronossClockwork]

PS I love this so hard

[KronossClockwork]

Im sexualy attracted to male deer now because of you goddammit.

[bobmuffins]

oh god a gaydeer album

are you serious

[KronossClockwork]

Who is Futret?

[DjentFoxProductions]

I use to be a bronie ... Then i took an arrow in the knee.

[AmorphousBlob2]

@DjentFoxProductions That is literally the worst comment I have ever read in my entire life. Good job.

[666MrNobody666]

@DjentFoxProductions

1. You spelled brony wrong

2. Skyrim "arrow to the knee jokes" are old now

[Taeryth]

@666MrNobody666 They were old when they were born. They just keep aging, like an undead decaying horse being repeatedly beaten.

[clamchowder138]

@DjentFoxProductions That doesn't even make any sense -_-

[vertmb]

This is the best song I have ever heard.

[TyeDyeNinja42]

Im not sure if i should take this song seriously...

[WaterWolf347]

LMFAO! fucking awesome!

[o3killu]

What an amazing song

I need to memorize the lyrics

[Nebael]

Listened to this on bandcamp before it was posted on youtube, still awesome either way. :D

[Marshmallowes]

I think I like this gay deer friend of yours.

[masaaki221]

No song can make me rock out and laugh so fuckin hard... Renard should be named a natural wonder :D

[PotatisSlottet]

Damn you you perv!

Nah, just kidding. I like these lyrics.

[eggplantTVC]

cuts out at the end :/

[HoboNoah]

Faggots are gay.

Also neat song.

[ProceoGames]

@HoboNoah

You don't say

[KinSmallProductions]

@HoboNoah your powers of deduction are simply astounding

[zneonglowz]

@HoboNoah

-claps-

you have given be a new outlook on life

[clamchowder138]

@HoboNoah *gasp* i never knew that!

[ITSbigwillystyle]

@HoboNoah I agree, Harley Riders are pretty gay.

But not all gay guys are faggots.

[KinSmallProductions]

@ITSbigwillystyle south park reference ftw

[lapfoxofficial]

@HoboNoah i've known some pretty straight faggots and pretty not-faggoty gays, actually! crazy world we live in.

[MobianShoopIndustry]

@lapfoxofficial I no rite?

[HoboNoah]

@lapfoxofficial

Hmm... I get what you mean but... "Faggot" is a very undefined and unstable word. Like the word "Fuck" it can mean a lot of different things. I should have just said "Homosexuals are gay.". Then again that would be semantically debatable. So I would have to say something like "Homosexuals are not Heterosexuals, Asexuals, Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Transexuals, Pomosexuals, Polysexuals, Monosexuals or Zoosexuals.". But that joke has less Pizazz.

[clamchowder138]

@HoboNoah Pretty sure fish can't be homosexual.

[ZharekRaldeesh]

@HoboNoah Most gay people I know personally are so straight that you wouldn't be able to pik them out among actual straight people.

[HoboNoah]

@ZharekRaldeesh

Let me rephrase my statement.

Homosexuals are Homosexuals.

Happy?

[GuyTakashi73]

@HoboNoah very redundant. well done

[HoboNoah]

@GuyTakashi73

Thank you,

Very much.

[scrubsponge56]

Loving the beats keep it up



[ZoeyArtyom]

Although you say we most people wont find it acceptable or enjoyable, Thing is.

We find it amazing :3

[HoboNoah]

@ZoeyArtyom Oh, so you're the ambassador for everyone? Alright then.

Also, don't counter with "Well just read the comments.", I'm just pointing out you're still speaking for people who probably didn't ask you to speak for them.

[lapfoxofficial]

@HoboNoah unless - UNLESS! - they're speaking in the royal "we"

it's unlikely but i can dream

[kefkaexdeath]

@lapfoxofficial royal "we"? ...Like Royal Canterlot voice?

[ZoeyArtyom]

@HoboNoah Your taking my words as a pass for everyone, Im speaking metaphorically.

[HoboNoah]

@ZoeyArtyom I'm just being semantic honestly. On a binary level you were indeed speaking for others, the only real issue with it is you didn't clarify who "we" was, so you're right in that I shouldn't have assumed you were trying to speak for everyone. I should have rather asked who "we" was.

[Annihal101]

Didn't think this would be acceptable or enjoyable? This stuff rocks.

[tyrant351]

If anyone cannot tell that futret is EXTREMELY flamboyant.... Take a trip to Miami.

[Comiester]

whys that beginning sound familliar?

[KyoushiroBlitz]

@Comiester It kinda sounds like "Believe in UR Butt", doesn't it? =P 

[lapfoxofficial]

@KyoushiroBlitz yeah, both are very BOOTY BASS

[Bikkits]

Is it just me or does the audio cut out at 3:09?

[wurft]

@Bikkits nope, it stops at 3:09