A Happy Ending Massage with The Linebacker's Girl - Ask The John

[subwoofermaster]

Errm, my girlfriend is my massous...

FOR MY DICK!

No im serious, my girlfriend is a massous!

LUCKY FUCKING ME

[ScandinaviansAreCool]

I would stop her. That Job is already taken by my Girlfriend

[Sicj]

yeah i would stop her... but ... i would go get my girlfriend so they could both get me off.

Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeesome!

Yeah my girlfriend likes to have fun.

[Jaysharp36]

I'd stop her before she even started. I'd want my girl to respect our relationship so I would as well.

[BabygotBack2000]

divorce.......

[SuicidalKiller4life]

For the linebackers girl question,I 'd say go in a crowded area so this way he can't beat you up without getting arrested

[cyberlord64]

THE GAY BAR IS A GENIOUS IDEA!!! Even IF someone spots him he can pretend to be her gay friend!

[jorgev651]

id sit back and relax

[Yesy8472]

I would kick that girls butt and leave him what else :D

[BlackMat3]

Hand job = eligible for tips

[Karmitsu072]

I would stop that bitch real quick lmao 

[TheRey4you]

but what about his girlfriend i the other room. ? id be lying if i mention its not logic if hes receiving a hand job by a massage chick and in other room his Girl isnt getting a tongue between her legs ? perhaps they're both cheated on each other , mind you its a different country ...

the first thing il do is tell her to ''STOP'' , check my girls room making sure she isnt offered the same treatment. and then il go back to my won room and tell the massage girl ''COOK'' LOL

[TheJohanNorway]

Skyy should be an actor

[DreadfulControversy]

Football players be downlow, I seen Playmakers on ESPN and The Game.

[iducatifan1]

skyy are you to black to tan???????? seriously

[Ribeyeangus]

What you don't know is that his girlfriend was getting fucked too. You just wouldn't know because it was an asian dude.

[acuralegend1988]

I'd like to think that i would have the wherewithal to tell the masseuse to stop, but I will admit that having somebody's hand on my junk has effected my judgement in the past lol.

[CorderoIvan]

I was a "Jock" (defensive right tackle) and trust me when I say this, some of those guys were far from homophobic I'm not saying they were gay because we dated some hot ass chicks, but you should of seen the weird shit that went on in the locker room haha

[charwinger21]

@CorderoIvan I've always wondered, do football players also do locker boxing, or is that just a hockey thing?

[CorderoIvan]

@charwinger21 no, we head butt each other to get each other pumped and sometimes tempers flare and we get into small fights, but nothing to serious we are a team after all. Also we do this thing were after the shower we take the freshmen and lock them in the lockers while theyre naked hahaha its a tradition we let them go after a while.

[charwinger21]

@CorderoIvan Oh, I thought you meant you played in a football league. I played on my high school's football team also, and I definitely don't remember doing any of that.

[Fabo0315]

I would ask her to stop. And maybe secretly wish she would not understand english...

[lilmiketv1]

DEAD @ 1:12 LMAO!

[Masterchief117]

I'd pull a shovel out of my ass and hit her with it. She needs to know that she's doing a no no when I got my own gal to do it for me. :P

[305969382]

If i walked in on my bf gettin a handjob from a sexy masseuse, i would ask why i got the boring one that didn't please me like that!

[TheEd0206]

Fuck no, I rather bang my girlfriend's vagina than some girl's hand, but if I can bang the messeus that's a different story

[hailhopes]

Wait a minute! He took hes gal to Vietnam for a romantic getaway? Right..... Im sure it was romantic for someone but not his gal.

[greyskirt]

kill the bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!! disgusting! imagine she does that to every customer no matter how fat and hairy he is...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-­hew >.<

[ROBISDISTURBED]

THEY RUB YOUR SAUSAGE IN A FULL BODY MASSAGE ? why am i still here on youtube then.

[GAMERTAZ4EVER]

Skyy you should really work on "How to gain game, you bastards"

[ThomseInDaHood]

inappropriating touching...? lmfao

[animemaniac31]

It is a full body massage, ergo all my body must be relaxed and relieved

[ELLEinfinity]

If I walked in on my boy getting a happy ending, I'd break every bone in that skanky whores hands, break a couple of his ribs, then pack all my stuff and be done with him. Plain and simple.

[taikenmm]

in Vietnam, there is no such oil massage. :) it always end up with handjob or blowjob :P

[ArGyProductions]

Skyy where the f*ck have you been man?!... This is the guy I signed up to see

[bobolob]

I don't last very long as it is, so it would be over before I knew what was happening. My girlfriend would understand that if I had more time I would have stopped it :-)

[craftchest]

Remember Game face ><

[GuruVote]

Linebacker aint shit

[MangaKindaGirl]

Oh, and I would punch my boyfriend in the face. I know he wouldn't want to, but he could stop it. And I know most guys wouldn't have stopped it, but the one who does stop because of me is the only one good enough for me. :)

If I walked in while he was stopping it (Legitimately) he would be rewarded greatly. :D

[MangaKindaGirl]

If you did something you feel guilty about, it probably means there's a reason you feel guilty. CUZ YOU CHEATED.

[bramskits]

I hope she washes her hands between hand jobs...

[SAFGD]

What happens in...... vietnam, stays in vietnam

[Runescapeg0d3S]

Take off annotations at 1:40. Lol at you skyy :) i still love you

[alfredhcy]

i would let her continue but remain silent as the grave, the element of risk (knowing my gf's righ next door) makes it intensely arousing!

[TheGuyNamedHenryG]

HAHAHAHA Skyy you fuckin' bastard

[bayba2912]

I thought you were a fighter skyy!?! Turn out you're just like a regular nerd who afraid of football players. Most of football players are a bunch of pussy!! They only look tough with their pad and helmet. I tried football for one year in HS cuz i thought it was a tough sport, but it's truly a "pussy-sport". I can beat the shit out of every single player in my team, and they all bigger than me. My team won the league championship too, so go figure!

[lilrobda1]

Well, her job is to give people massages, so I see nothing wrong with helping me relaz by giving me a hand job......I just hope the guy massaging my girl is gay. lol

[rondachewarrior]

You still excercising?

[Ashran]

I would let her do it half way, then be like "Wtf are you doing? I was sleeping and I wake up to this?!", then get into the other room and smash my gfs pussy with the hardon I have.

[PlatinumG]

If the massage parlor does hand jobs and all that "Happy Ending" shit for guys what makes you think they do do happy endings for girls either? Chick was probably getting finger fucked next door, vietnamese dude was probably dipping too...

[murrumini]

YOUR channel rocks!!! promote promote!

[kozes]

depends.

[masterchiefisawomen]

Why stop at a handjob, lock the door, bend that girl over and give her a damn good seeing too...fuck it, she was probably getting seen too next door all over lol

[lavengiggles]

"That's not necessary" *death stare*

[PaGGe94]

If my girlfriend came in while i was getting jerked off, i would be like "Hey baby, this isn't what it looks like"

[matman16]

If she was hot I'd take it, but I don't have a gf so there.

[KrfNYC2]

I don't care how hot a girl is. You can't enjoy them when you die of a car bomb curtosity of one craz ex.

[WasteOfAmmunition]

there are only two people in the entire world that has the authority to lay their hands on my joystick. me and my future girlfriend.

[KrfNYC2]

I think that the world might be healthier if we could all just walk around getting (and giving I suppose) random handjobs, no questions asked.

[babyjames21]

Ask her for tips on how she gives handjobs..can't hurt to compare notes right?? lol

[TeinteDD]

i'd fuck the massage girl the i'd fuck my girlfriend and then ... ow fuck.

[sjg2]

i would stop her to tell her it's not a happy ending till you use your mouth :)

[sjg2]

it's caledl full body massage for a reason

[charwinger21]

I couldn't do it. I'm too loyal. Which is probably part of the reason why I avoid relationships like the plague and instead just do the whole fuck buddy/friends with benefits thing. ;)

[Smasho8000]

Skyy, I thought for sure you of all people would have been covering the may 21 doomsday thing.

[loveizstrong]

if the girl is cute... i would say fuck the guy and i would take the girl into the next room and get my freak onnn !!!

[Dumoski1]

I'd tell her: "I love how that feels but my gf is just next door". Then I definitely would come back another time..... ALONE and see where it goes from there :)

[aylix89]

what a douche bag

i hope his GF's masseuse blew her back out

[Pyware50]

Press 0 for Shrek . i jk i jk 

[gocubs1815]

If you were thinking about your girl while the Masseuse was getting you off = Not Cheating

[THEBESTTHUG]

I would only stop her if she said that she got a cramp in her hand and needed to switch hand.

[OliversDogSellsStuff]

i love the music so much at the end! what's it called?

[werm000nt]

If it's free tug away!

[thegordonification]

so whats his girl getting in the other room.shes probably thinking the same as you ma boy.

[totallunaticno1]

I'm a chick and I would ask my boyfriend if her handjobs or better than mine...after i sit and watch the whole thing :)

[ukspellz]

I would stop her, run into the other room see whats happnin to my girl, then if her bean aint bein flicked ill go back an get my handjob!

[yafafly]

I would ask for a blowjob too!

[kiatiming101]

I'll would tell her to stop, my girl in next door. Now if I came by myself........

[FunBoy3030]

IF Girl giving Massage > Girlfriend = carry on with the massage

[peope1976]

I'd never do that.

I'd fuck my woman.

[BLACKBINLATIN]

if all he got was a hand job i wonder what his girlfriend got ;-)

[SirSuperFlyy]

I love the 1080p.. It feels like Skyy is actually in the room with me! :)

[Soesii]

@SirSuperFlyy We're going for the 3D :P

[imanid50dee]

SCREAM AND YELL AND KICK SOMEBODYS ASS

[erelaxx]

I have my game face on most of the time but they don't cover this scenario in Leisure Suit Larry!

[WowzaBoyz]

haha this dirty bastard. you went to get a massage in a vietnam. you know god damn well your dick was getting fondled!

[WowzaBoyz]

well it's not called a "total body massage" for nothing. it would be kind of a rip off if i didn't get a hand job.

[Svxji]

stop her? only if it was to get some more lube :)

[CapitalRUSH2011]

Anyone else listening to these people problems and being like "Lucky bastards -.-"

And nothing could be better then a new skyyjohn after doomsday :D

[JakeyBaby14]

stop her? you gota be kidding, in fact why stop at a handjob gota hit that sit cause lets be honest your girlfriends doing the exact same thing in the other room!

[jacxalz13]

Well if I have a girlfriend I wouldn't have gone to a massage place, I'd ask my girl to massage me!

[Iownubiatch1]

Its a risky situation

[blazeglover]

Tell My GF Why cant she give hand jobs as good as this

[Pentagramy]

I wouldn't mention it and I'd let him finish, but I'd be a passive aggressive cunt for like a month.

[notreveh]

Stop? I would say to her stop giving that handjob at get on top right now!

[kreepz2010]

i bet his girl friend was getting some as well in the next room

[hoobastankrulez]

i bet it's the same assholes disliking the vids everytime -.-

[ACDCFan15Swe]

I hope cammo1984's girlfriend had an orgy with 15 guys and recorded it for him to find and vomit to :)

[smithdave2237]

Dude what kind of retard gets a massage in Thailand or wherever the fuck he was? If the masseuse gave him a handjob you know she gives all her customers a handjob, and she put her hands alllll over this dude lmao. Yo dude you have like 100 other guys dick germs rubbed into your body and especially your dick lol fucking retard!

[OmegaPisces]

One more reason to get a massage while visiting Asia :D

[ACDCFan15Swe]

@OmegaPisces U can get that in most asian massage places in any country

[sebbis152]

So he wasn't wondering if he was cheating when he GOT the handjob.. or what? Fucking idiot

[SPQR62]

Cammo1984 is a jerk! Writing you to somehow ease his conscience?

[SvenskPersonn]

/watch?v=DXUYOBIrc-Q&feature=r­elated relates to the first question.

[BamiBoi]

Stop her from a free happy ending?! Who does that?

[Andale12]

Everyday you post this shit, you make my day!

[deathmetalterrorist]

Skyy, I'm gonna make a bracelet that says WWSJD. ;)

[Twirree]

I'd let her give me the handjob, then ill blow the load in here eyes and run in fear..

[HawkinsAntonio]

How does he know that his girlfriend didn't get the same treatment?

[hillsonchuks]

LMFAO pause at 2:22 XD

[SummerTheFuzzy]

you know, the girl was probably getting fingered next door anyways lol

[PaGGe94]

@SummerTheFuzzy HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA



[mmawilldesha]

I don't have a girlfriend so it's all good, but if I did hell no I'm not stopping anything that's already in progress, shit for all that guy knows his girl was across the hall getting the same treatment.

[TiagoNigga]

You know i directed a movie just like that... wanna guess how the girlfriend reacts?

[CRZEDMEX]

Theres no way in hell ill let her touch my dick.

[dennyx11]

Well it is a full body massage so everything is included.

[abyroj]

I'd say wait i wanna check something and i'll come back. If my girl is getting the same MESSAGE well i'll go back and let the woman finish

[MathiusProductions]

Handjob and stop dont belong in the same sentence...

[GavGuitar]

312 views, 292 likes, 0 dislikes....seriously impressive! Wicked video as per usual!

[MiK3FresH]

Awesome T-shirt Sky.

[Supajin1]

I'm still a virgin...

[ca280491]

i don't have a girlfriend...

[HHHollidays]

i would stop people have no moral's these day's

[Dun204]

id probably ask if she wanted to join in

[brianleung8912]

stop her.. u mad? concious ftl

[Throne030]

We want more !

[bigyfuzz]

You would be gay to stop

[ioripl]

Oh, I'd just consider this as a part of the service.

[Uatemydoodle]

u dont just get the hand job.. u pay extra.. thats why they ask do u wanna pay for a happy ending

[SPQR62]

@Uatemydoodle That's right they don't give that shit away for free!

[Uatemydoodle]

@SPQR62 lol

[IKilled007]

Let me see your war face!

[sTaTicLodE]

i'd still put my game face on..& invite my girl for a threesome..

[ratede91]

I would deny the handjob becuase I would feel guilty, but after that I would ask my girlfriend to give me one. If she says no, then I'm going back to the massage parlor for full service.

[noppy4lyf]

pretend im sleep and when my girlfriend walks in " i dont wtf was going on honey i sware" ;-)

[aassaa99]

dont know man i guess its different for men and women

if i get a hand job from a asian chick its just a fun time for 3 minutes.. if my girl gets it its something fucked up, girls and men should not be treated the same im sorry if she get a hand job from an asian she;s a fucking whore, unless we agree we both get it and that kinda hot- doesnt make since

[kidduelists]

use my comment dammit!!!!!

[cragmac1000]

THat's not cheating! I mean they were straight up frontin' "It's a full body massage!" Guess what ladies a dick is part of our "full body!" Good story there Skizzle Jizzle

[mrksdlx]

I'd get the Full Massage. If the girl would ever bring it up I'd be like:"What did you expect was gonna happen in there? Didn't your masseuse take care of you? You were the one who brought this whole thing up so don't blame me." Btw, I am single...

[calebman1]

I would take that hand job! no doubt

[fabiochrist]

entropy boys...once it started you cannot take it back

[antimarxism]

1) You gotta remember that not all women are dumb, and your girl may be testing you. Some women know that they give happy endings in Thailand, (unless they're dumb). She wants to see if you would actually do it, and lie about it. If so, relationship is over (and she tells the world you got AIDS).

2) Linebacker and chick are playing a game with the dude. Dude agrees to meet her in a secret location, and 4-6 football players are lying in wait. Don't meet psycho chicks in "secret" locations.

[TheSmashfaced]

I would punch him in his face or drop some candles on him and fly home.

[psalib89]

This is my philosophy on cheating: if there was no spit, it cant be legit.

[goodison1989]

skyy, do you not think the girlfriend got a happy ending too?

[latinoloco29]

i bet the girl got a few fingers in there

[Envisez]

That dude who fucked around with the Linebacker's girl is going to get sacked.

[myusername94]

I lol'd when you talked about the gay bar

[richey333]

bey i wouldn't stop dat gal from giving me a hand job hell no!

As long as she en ugly as fuck

(BahamaBoy) ^^^^^^^^^thats Bahamian for ya^^^^^^^^^^

[dlgarner]

Every time a watch a new ATJ, I always figure someone, somewhere is getting their ass beat for something said in the video....

[Ohgasmik]

Keep it in the DL by shoving a dick down her throat.

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

Dude, I have a hard time getting a girl to like me, let alone stay with me. I'll frigging kung fu kick that pervert into the ground.

[batbomb9]

It's only inappropriate if you are gay

[amani7777]

I would pull a Lorena Bobbit on  that shit

[mastergp4life]

I would cum on the masseuse's hand. ;)

I'm pretty sure your/my girlfriend is getting the same "full body massage".

[Larrygallis]

I would wait till after I cum then be like " What the hell is wrong with you!? I have a girlfriend and I REFUSE to cheat on her!" :)

[jerrylittlemars]

I love you're shows keep doing them Skyy. I share every new episode you make on my FB and twitter. I really do want to see you on the most subscribed. Keep it up! :)

[ExtremeOz]

Id tell her to stop and probably yell at her and abuse her... Cheating is the worst thing you could possible ever do to someone.

[crazy22umac]

skyy john round da clock ... i'm happy :)

[silent695]

I would say stop, lets go get my girl so I can eat her out

[yohaun12]

i think i'll pick A.) choke that hoe, for 500 sky.

[FutureMarine246]

linemen and linebackers are not the same

[mynameaborat993]

Inappropriating touching, Skyy? Seriously?

[judutchinski]

I had a GF I dated in another neighborhood when i was 18. Her ex had all his local boyz stalking and walking up to me on the street. I got slapped in the face by some random dude he sent. But I stood there took it like a man not looking afraid, looking unfazed. I was a preppy white boy visiting in a white ghetto on the east coast.

And so I still fucked the shit out of her everynight. I ended up drinking with the guy later, after he chilled. He respected my fearlessness. I was scared tho!!

[JKno1]

4th book down in the background is VIETNAM :D

[yoaznnigga]

good shit

[bradtwo]

well i mean, you're already there...

[Naturepheonix]

Sex: Guy

No way I am letting the Masseuse continue giving me a handjob. But if my girl ain't giving me one, haha then I'd do it :D

[rachitballer]

Do an episode on P. Diddy for couple of reasons:

1) he changed his name to Swag for 1 week

2) apparently he is responsible for 9/11

3) he is getting sued for 1 trillion dollars (900 billion of them being for child support for 1 child who is now 23)

[damaxterpiece]

Ill say she made me do it,,then blow a load on both of them from all the excitement

[iiQuickyyy]

I wouldn't stop her... actually I'd blast "IT" right in her face!

[iiQuickyyy]

I would,