WTF! Mans Head Crushed...Life Saved.....Pays for Pants Lovin aka Phil is Dyslexic

[agirmani]

Wanna be cool?

[jpstovall11]

I think this guy needs to use more jump cuts.

[szymaq]

shut the fuck up!!

[LoganLRockz13]

6,699,999th viewer :D

[thickpooxbox360]

@LoganLRockz13 me too hha

[yahoosucks234]

@LoganLRockz13 why am I the 6,701,599 viewer if you are the 6,999,999 viewer? :/

[LoganLRockz13]

@yahoosucks234 The views went down O_O

[militry1]

one of the most annoying things i've ever seen

[flashkillpro]

her name is casha and not keesha !

[Poorn0]

-Freak

[MrShwinny]

[like button here]

[ilovemj3796]

Get on with it, you fucking faggot. I'm out of here.

[XxJimmyHeartbreakxX]

Why is there so much hate on this video? o_0

[FONSI8011]

bah you stupid, shows the pictures, not your stupid face, asshole

[garthoom]

F*** YOU

[vuletije]

Bla bla bla bla...

[Takonyaci1]

You stolen my time, and maybe my money.. u are mees.......

[TenWhoWereTaken]

I came here to see a man with half a head, not some retard.

[druseiki]

Be a man, enable rating...

[akyushini]

You are so pathetic..

[moe80ca]

my god my head gonna explode big headic listining to u my god you talk too much man you added nothing to the subjects ..

[HobbsO]

[like button here]

[KooKieRocKs2008]

Yo momma is so fat she got cheats for Wii fit :D

[PainUnbearable]

@KooKieRocKs2008 lol

[WingedHavoK]

Perfect for tech decks.

[krissjung]

i have a video of the half headed guy on my channel.

[REALbwGHOST]

pause it at 0:15

[romangrant1]

That youtube style of a different take for every sentence is so lame.

[BobjumpA]

he wasn't 12 -13

[MIORBO]

likes = 1 disliks = 6,683,920

[kirtitiwari1]

hihi baby You not gonna be bored with me

[inxyTrolls]

I LOVE YOU

[schuizinger]

why are there so many idiots on the net??

[TheBlurpleGuy]

Yeah 1Eye1Skate Haaha Thats Joke Hasent Been Looked At Just Like Your Moms Vagina You Little Faggot Ass Bitch Your Just A Waste Of Space Go Knock The Dust Of Your Moms Vagina Before I Do You Little Bitch

[crazepredatorz]

Your not funny

[brandonhauser97]

Get out of free jail cards? I think you meant get out of jail free cards

[xXJAKAMCKXx]

WHY DO THESE HIT WHORES HAVE THERE FACE SOOO CLOSE TO THE FUCKING CAMERA!!!!!!!! GET BACK GET BACK YOU FUCK !!!!

[irvin138]

and for the first time i guess i want to commercial to never end !!



[yeah1eye1skate]

Yo momma is so fat she got cheats for Wii Fit hahahaa.

[sabamoto100]

mammt fa a pottan

[TheCatScout]

@TheDogScout was here

[x115Chance]

[dislike button here]

[atomisten]

@x115Chance our saviour appears

[pianoflames]

you sound like you're trying to be Daniel Tosh, do you watch that show every day?

[creekdigger]

you are joking about giving freedoms away for safety

[krissjung]

i have a video of this guy on my channel.

[derekgelenaw]

You remind me enough of dane cook to make fun of you. If you didnt i would just feel sorry for you.

[Noahwus]

1:30 for what your here for

[TheMinato56]

He lives in Miami

[sorryTouYubewastaken]

Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

[theman12345630]

@sorryTouYubewastaken  that is the funniest joke ive heard

[TheMinato56]

People I know him his name is the halfy he smokes weed he is really mess up don't make fun of him or anything and plus it's a surgery he is those type of people that like to deform them selfs

[1473Tiera]

half a head.......may i suggest a hat??  -Ruby

[erickgries]

soy fome

[gangster664]

12-13 he is as tall as a 5 year old, u blind nigga

at thirteen i was like 5'7

[proverbialmonkey]

get out of free jail card? where is free jail? can i keep any of the free jail things?

[GirlCutePink]

Keep pressing 7 LOL

[IGodspeedI]

kill yourself faggot.

[DoctorRazzArea4]

You fucking suck

[BitchingDJD]

i began fro mwatching right round - fro rida - then the old a\80s version - the pete burns- shit - now here

[liveguns]

Why the fuck is this stupid video still featured ? Does anyone know why ?... wtf.

[kd5eej]

Get out of free jail cards?

[eminemfreik257]

KEESHA ha ha  were u born in a closet

[LogWaft]

Like my comment to dislike the video

[LOVEMELIKEUSHOULD]

CHECK OUT: totallytees.weebly.com COOL

[shottskies]

you're an absolute fuckwit get off the air.

[Emerica687]

@TheUserName360 stop sucking his dick fag you act like he gives a fuck about you

[popozitoira]

stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !

[Mindfreak16707]

Dislike my comment to dislike the video (gonna be SOO many dislikes)

[Trunk8]

"This guy should literally have a get out of free jail card" Haha woops

[MrBrendonTube]

Wow people hatin look at Phil now y'all just back bc your daddy beats your mommy so u make fun of people on YouTube bc everyone Esle makes fun of you in real life fuckin fags

[MrSpartanczar]

@MrBrendonTube hahahahahhahahahaha? were you born in a trailer?

[MrBrendonTube]

@MrSpartanczar no i was born in Wal-Mart

[MrSpartanczar]

@MrBrendonTube its funny cuz you probably were

[MrSpartanczar]

@MrBrendonTube actually im not an accident, i was genetically created to be a super human, but they realized i was a threat to their regime so they tried to kill me but fortunately i killed every single scientist, and currently am taking asylum in a highly secure government bunker in Sweden.

[nightkraawler]

I wonder ... if you go up to a prostitute and ask '' hey officer would you like to have sex?'' would that still be considered ''soliciting a prostitute''?

[Emerica687]

Maybe your mom kicked you out cause your a fag who has no life" get a job fag

[Gullmyste]

@Emerica687 Ladies and Gentlemen of YouTube; I am honoured to present to you....Man with no humour. *Claps*

[bambamsamsh]

Meh. Phil. Look at these fuckers dance. They came from the weird part of YouTube. Bitches be Crazy.

[300tunes]

1:42 for your weird picture.

[KeeseisMUSIC]

soo..i came here to see about this guy with the deformed head...and i hear sum dude rant on about absolutly nothing instead...if i could dislike this video, i would

[BuTheBard]

FAG

[BuTheBard]

WHAT A FAG WHERE'S MY WEIRD HEAD!!!!!!

[basepadz]

@You2beer4eva are you kidding me? Im speaking to likes here...

[Umutkano]

free dislike button... if u like this comment, iknow that u dislike this video

[keespangloempia]

youre gay...

[nomnominurbrain]

Some hipster vlog nerd starting a video talking about my mothers Vagina...

Veeery entertaining!!!!

[eldorado61guy]

Did you use 'cash-box' on this video ? And you mispronouced 'Kesha'. I disliked this video.

[kayyvvx33]

@HailSyria i mean... if he shoe fits wear it

[amnjayrod]

hi, my name of course is misleading picture to get you to watch my faggy blog.

[REALbwGHOST]

I switched my internet off at 0:01 ...

[niklas123128]

fuck you up your asshole

[zammy99str]

u talk like a fag

[PWNNOOB1000]

yo mama so fat she got cheats for wii fit

[pulseshock2009]

you sounded very excited to sy the word "started"

[MrDelyea]

This is a little late on thanksgiving but I WAS looking forward to eating Thanksgiving meals.

I was NOT looking forward to eating it with my family

[curtismichael14]

At least he was wearing a sea belt... recording videos can be dangerous.

[TheJournalist007]

your voice i want to kill u

[ardeuz1]

Ah sh*t why do all these US youtubers sound like frigging douches. Annoying as hell.

[Avizura]

Shut the fuck up

[didgeridont]

Check out the "REAL VIDEO" OF THE HEADLESS MAN click my name

[StraatRhymzSound]

StraatRhymz - R.V.D.S [Official Video] (NEW)

StraatRhymz - Veranderd  (NEW)

[mafiosee]

thats a shit .....

[CMO999]

Where can I get a "Get out of free jail" card? How does this guy get so many views? He is not exceptionally charismatic or well spoken.

[TheGarcia350]

i like how more than 6 million ppl are here to put hating trollin comments....AND YOU GUYS FORGOT TO INVITE ME?!!!

[MrJazzeman]

Came here to see a half man head, but my ADD couldn't take your rambling.

[bloodydishtowel]

2:04 Makes me so fucking angry Im only waiting for this kid to spontaneously combust wow

[bloodydishtowel]

im sorry but any faggot that just keeps skipping their breath makes them fucking annoying as fuck and I wanna TO KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN OMFG!!!! THIS STARTED OFF CALM BUT NOW IM PISSED FUCK THIS GUY HIS VOICE HIS FACE HIS TEETH ARGH!!!!!!

[0zzy07]

this guy is a fag

[KaleeCali]

K I didn't like the video much either, but you guys are just so rude. It's not THAT bad. Like you're talking about as if its like 100% bad when really its only about 15% bad. Like did you all eat bitchflakes for breakfast or something?

[MrPaka4]

i fuck you

[MrPaka4]

you are ashooooooooollllleeeee

[munia1982]

F... Y.. Debilu hahahah

[Sagbittenix]

who is this ugly guy speaking on this video?

[alisedubboss]

you said her name wrong........silly

[TetonLakota]

did anyone notice the easter egg he put in his video? it says "yo momma is so fat she got cheats for wii fit"

[paramoreshinedownboy]

wait justin biebers wedding??!!?!?!?!

[TheMooseman1971]

speccy twat

[KaMiKaZe777larry]

3:14 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[KaMiKaZe777larry]

If you are watching this video only his funny face, press I like =D

[KrossFB]

Yo did fred just hit puberty?

[ManyPoovez]

LOL. Press 6 and 5 and it sort of sounds like Te- bow.

Then press 6 and 5 rapidly to see the resemblance...

:P

[iDubstepppp]

press 7 rapidly.

[SeanKaitano]

stop at 00:08 this guy makes weird faces...

[SeanKaitano]

00:07



[MsStatic316]

STFU u annoy me tlk about wat u put as title not gay azz JB and u jst STFU like i said earlier

[JonasJonulis]

ups! That is were I lost my bowling ball.>D

[kidhypez123]

press 6 for rape eyes

[GovtBovin3]

you uploaded this on my birthday! :D

[11xx1]

FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[DarylHanley]

Why is everyone hating on philly d?

[FromtheCtotheS]

Get urself a job...

[PersonManguy7]

this guy is so gay...gets no pussy

[LoyaltySucks]

Who else thinks RayWilliamJohnson is a short unfunny faggot?

[LoveMehShotgun]

Why did i click this?

[PersonManguy7]

@LoveMehShotgun i'm with u man

[trashdog24]

@LoveMehShotgun Because your smart. If you don't like Phillip DeFranco fuck off.

[Pickers1000]

You like the sound of your own voice too much, boring, please shut up.

[TheFifaMagicians]

Thumbs up if you heard Justin Bieber then Left.

[XXInsipid]

"Get out of free jail" cards. Interesting.

[scorpionreptyle]

another guy that miss atention.

[DoucheBag491]

your mothers vagina was fantastic

[kitziaabieber]

how can you talk that much?

[The4InSider]

FUCK YOU!! xD

[Cuteandbrutal]

wow ur boring

[duckiesv]

DUDE ! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[heydek]

WAHY KFHLF NO FRESINK ISESD

[Ori12312]

i know this guy his from israel!!

[tsukakunzack]

pause at 00:06 DERP

[theSpaceChimp]

Get out of free jail? What?

[SeanKaitano]

pause at 0.07 lol

[lilybeauty15]

u talk too much

[deranderebistdu]

du bist ein dummer mensch..........

[will2913]

he reminds me of Andy from the office

[liln44]

like my comment to dislike the video

[cmoneylaundry]

@liln44 why did u dislike it...

[jojotjuh]

Ratings were disabled, but I clicked dislike anyway.

[karppok]

Are you on cocaine?

[mosssider]

Tosser.



[ChickletZero]

You must be BLIND not to see that he's u-b-e-r cute with glasses...*anxious*

get it...blind...cause of the...y'know.Okay,don't hit me,I wear glasses too,but he's cute.

Period.

[sickassegal]

do you wish you were ray william johnson?

[Theif95]

Spam click the number 9 >.<

[BlackIcexxi]

fuck you asshole